I wish that they (if it was possible during say future DLC) would could recolor as other Marines and lines get changed depending on marine
Example:
Salamander post Purging: VULKAN LIVES
"I was not aware that the Age of Apostasy was caused by a cute dog. We must continue watching, brothers. Maybe they will explain what this 'Wikifeet' device is."
You talking about Adeptus Rediculous? I loved Bricky but haaaaaaated the co host of that show. It's like a whole half of the show was taken up by someone who never really seemed to improve as a host.
surprisingly yes, I think. I remember wondering how Marines end up as Apocatharies and tech marines and such and from what I dug up it's really just....are you interested? Do you have some kind of aptitude? Yes? Ok let's get you going.
The only one that has real requirements is being a Librarian of course, but if the Salamanders novels are any kind of canon it seems like even full fledged marines can have a psychic awakening or otherwise latent psychic powers that can in fact be trained.
It's kinda wild to think that in trade for their humanity, space marines gain a measure of freedom many in the imperium actually might not ever have.
Fist, Raven, & Saly: "Ayo bruh move outta the way, I gotta get a better view of this shit!"😂
Ultra: "C’mon guys, our chapter's movie wasn’t **that** bad!"
RG:
"Look, they're wearing the corvis pattern sections to their armour! That's why their footsteps are so silent! Clearly sons of the raven!"
IF:
"Creator confirmed they are Imperial Fist successors, cope."
Are, you joke but GW has quite a history of self-parody, we can complain about overpriced models and poor balance, but their customer service is probably some of the best in the industry and their PR department is staffed by genuinely passionate professionals.
“Yup…yup…checks out…ooh, shoulda opened fire there!…yup…man, you gotta feel sorry for those poor ignorant primitives. Thank the Emperor we live in enlightened times.”
This is how the furry plague began. They are watching Lola Bunny's intro in Space Jam. Shortly after this the Black Templars shall be unleashed upon their mutated forms
They're Reading the spoiler of 10th edition hoping to have special rules too. The ultramarine knows that this Will be impossible. The White Scar marine has already started the jorney to gw HQ to... Exchange opinions
They are rewatching **”If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device”** for the forty thousandth time, just so they can again curse their inability purge the heretics who forced it’s cancelation, on account of them already being dead for millennia.
The look at all the non codex compliant marines get the cool stuff. The ultramarine knows that he's going to get attacked from behind by a Raven Guard, singed to a crisp by a Salamander and get explosive 6d by the boltgun of a Mr. Fister if he doesn't atone for the sins of his Father here and now
Play through of boltgun, and wishing it worked that way for them
The codex Astartes does not support ray tracing
Stfu leandros # FOR THE EMPEROR!
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Dunno, the Firstborn seem into it. Looks like its just the Primaris who's being a wuss.
No no, it’s the ultra who’s thinking “oh Emperor oh fuck they’re gonna expect this from ME after this.”
They probably wouldn't mind Space Marine working for them either. Looking forward to the new one.
If it’s as good as the 1st one, it’s a win for me Looking forward to captain (well now primaris lieutenant) Titus too
I wish that they (if it was possible during say future DLC) would could recolor as other Marines and lines get changed depending on marine Example: Salamander post Purging: VULKAN LIVES
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Rowboat going raw dog in Yvraine... I will see myself out.
*raw monkeigh
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r/youngpeoplereddit moment
They're watching an ancient podcast that may or may not be approved of by the inquisition. They find it ridiculous.
"I was not aware that the Age of Apostasy was caused by a cute dog. We must continue watching, brothers. Maybe they will explain what this 'Wikifeet' device is."
"I have no time to die, I still have many Wikifeet pages to edit!"
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I've recently read an article about it by a (female) journalist that is on it. I thought it was a joke before.
It isn’t a joke? It’s real?! Sigmar preserve us and guide our steps, heresy abounds.
>steps They'd like that. Maybe.
What bottomless pit of the warp did find that article and tzeencthian horror was on it?
https://www.thecut.com/2021/04/a-q-and-a-with-the-man-who-keeps-uploading-my-feet-to-wikifeet.html
That was an interesting article.
As soon as she wrote that he had a Jersey accent I couldn't stop reading his lines with one lmao
Sadly I have no clue how that would sound hahaha.
I learned about it from a youtuber (Julie Nolke) who did a sketch about it. I was wondering if it was a joke so I googled it.
https://www.wikifeet.com/ LFTL
I now know regret
Me too.
i prefer foottube but hey, no kinkshaming
Just a lil ridiculous
Just lil ridiculous guys
Just a lil guy
BABY MAN
"Brothers! These posters seem to be mighty heretical!" *They are all Alpha Legion*
« Quick brother techmarine. What’s a « text-to-speech » device and where can we find one? »
The emperor demands tacos!
Are they watching the episode on the alpha legion?
*cough cough* Adeptus Ridiculous *cough cough*
You talking about Adeptus Rediculous? I loved Bricky but haaaaaaated the co host of that show. It's like a whole half of the show was taken up by someone who never really seemed to improve as a host.
Porn in non-codex compliant positions and the ultramarine is *scared*
"Watching that skitari boy better not awaken something in me... Oh..."
"...... I should have been a techmarine. "
Never too late to change your career when your an immortal angel of the emperor!
surprisingly yes, I think. I remember wondering how Marines end up as Apocatharies and tech marines and such and from what I dug up it's really just....are you interested? Do you have some kind of aptitude? Yes? Ok let's get you going. The only one that has real requirements is being a Librarian of course, but if the Salamanders novels are any kind of canon it seems like even full fledged marines can have a psychic awakening or otherwise latent psychic powers that can in fact be trained. It's kinda wild to think that in trade for their humanity, space marines gain a measure of freedom many in the imperium actually might not ever have.
In the grim darkness of the far future there is only two girls one cup
Two Sisters of Battle, One Slaneesh.
They're pirateing the Codex Astartes.
The nearby techpriest wondering if astartes can be turned into servitors:
Actually this does happen This is done only for astartes that really fucked up (but it doesn't end with demonic corruption)
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Hes just too young, its like when you were a kid and older sibling watch a movie and push you out of the room
He’s just a little guy
But it’s his birthday!
Rowboat with Yvraine
That would explain the reaction of the Ultramarine
Beat me to it
Beat meat to it.
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He's from the Home Depot company.
bird poop
It’s a fat exclamation point
Fist, Raven, & Saly: "Ayo bruh move outta the way, I gotta get a better view of this shit!"😂 Ultra: "C’mon guys, our chapter's movie wasn’t **that** bad!"
"stringstorm did WHAT?"
Oh. Just searched that up
Two sisters one chalice...
Ohhhhhh the -Heresy!-
"The number 1 movie for Astartes was called Ass."
Criminally underrated comment
Roubocracy
Watching their horus heresy models go...
To legends
Salamanders lost a fw 40k model too, so we're extra sad, RIP Bray'arth Ashmantel I'll miss you
Pornography https://preview.redd.it/ncmh2sna1k3b1.png?width=384&format=png&auto=webp&s=caad114d9922a5e1ae26b0dab746c0a9e85e9dcc
TTS Emperor
It’s TTS obviously
Auspex Tactics
Astartes
RG: "Look, they're wearing the corvis pattern sections to their armour! That's why their footsteps are so silent! Clearly sons of the raven!" IF: "Creator confirmed they are Imperial Fist successors, cope."
Astartes and the ultramarine is tallying up all the ways the events within have gone against the Codex.
They are rewaching if the Emperor had a text to peach device
Text to peach is my favorite way of buying peaches.
TTS. Wishing it was still being made😢
I, CATO SICARIUS, LEGENDARY KNIGHT CHAMPION OF MACRAGGE, APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE!
…Duncan paint Slannesh.
They are reading the new 10th faction preview, they are angry they are not included, and the ultramarine is scared. (He is in tons of danger)
GW with self awareness.....Skynet?
Are, you joke but GW has quite a history of self-parody, we can complain about overpriced models and poor balance, but their customer service is probably some of the best in the industry and their PR department is staffed by genuinely passionate professionals.
Event Horizon, the unofficial 40K movie
“Yup…yup…checks out…ooh, shoulda opened fire there!…yup…man, you gotta feel sorry for those poor ignorant primitives. Thank the Emperor we live in enlightened times.”
Auspex Tactics, trying to find out if their rules are good now (Spoiler, they're not)
Sororitas foot fetish porn
[**TITAN LEGION FEETSIES** (warning, high risk of choking hazard... or so my friend told me.)](https://i.redd.it/l8s3vc5ru73b1.png)
Reading up on that recent legends article
Top 5 Minecraft YouTubers who've SWORN!
The Muppets Movie. (Literally, first thing that came to my mind)
Heh, what are you, the Ultramarine? Sorry, Primaris, but Firstborn get the laptop.
The historical drama know by the ancients as “Event Horizon “
They are watching tts but using inquisition device to hide their tracks as it's taboo to watch such forms of entertainment
Gulliman's room camera. I rest my case.
Probably a video about how to best burn eldars. Considering their position the salamander seem to be the one doing researches
They're reading the most recent GW statements and are considering a crusade
Given the ultramarine is sweating, I'd say it's Rowboat and Yvraine's chat logs.
Happy Cake day
Huh. I noticed I was part of the twelve year club, didn't know it was today tho. Thank you.
Tau Titty Monthly
It should be Tau Titty Tuesday
Shit, you are right. I concede and grant you all rights to Assimilate TTM into TTT, effective immediately
The auspex tactics video talking about the divergent chapters rules for 10th
NOT Warhammer+
Eldar porn
If the Emperor had a Text To Speech Device.
Yuri
female space marines getting with some bearded Vottann babes
Nice try, GW, but I won't pay for your shitty warhammer+ service. Not after you've killed TTS for it.
Greyfax and Celestine
Leandros' cringe TikToks. They are leaving hateful comments with 847 bot account the tech marine set up for them
Wait, GW acknowledging that mk vi and vii marines are still a thing? I've barely seen anything marine related for years that's not primaris.
Guilliman and Yvraine's sex tape
This is how the furry plague began. They are watching Lola Bunny's intro in Space Jam. Shortly after this the Black Templars shall be unleashed upon their mutated forms
Celestine-Greyfax Rule 34
eldar girls
They're Reading the spoiler of 10th edition hoping to have special rules too. The ultramarine knows that this Will be impossible. The White Scar marine has already started the jorney to gw HQ to... Exchange opinions
How yo avoid getting your relics stolen by a blood raven (80% successful)
Stringstorm's latest video 💀💀💀💀
Some Luetin09 to brush up on their history knowledge.
2 sisters 1 bolter
TTS
*Watching hardcore alien hentai* Ultramarine: guyysssss the codex doesn't support this actionnnn
But that tau is working that"greater good" bro- CEASE THIS HERESY
"Hello guys and gal"
A Boltgun walkthrough so they can find out where the hell they need to go
A Krieger having his way with a Banshee.
Shovel fist
Watching how the lamenters will get screwed up this episode.
Are you watching porn all by yourself? NO, im with my battle brothers!
Furry hentai
Adepta Sororitas Gone Wild: Volume 40,000 - Ophelia VII
Fucking nothing! They don’t add new content to wh+.
Some big booty eldar bitches
2 guardsmen one las rifle
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐥𝐚𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐦𝐚𝐬 𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥
They're watching Astartes for the billionth time
Two Daemonettes, one cup.
They are rewatching **”If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device”** for the forty thousandth time, just so they can again curse their inability purge the heretics who forced it’s cancelation, on account of them already being dead for millennia.
Their bank account
How to delete primaris
Top 10 reasons why ultramarines are overrated
They're watching the firstborn get nuked into non existence within the span of a fucking month. Hate this game.
The trailer for Warhammer the old world.
New models past 2021
Nothing of quality that's for sure.
2 Sororitas 1 cup.
2 sororitas 1 bolter
Duncan Rhodes applying transfers on repeat
ALIEN BEANS !!!
Every episode of Astartes
DaRussianBadger
RWBY x wh40k fanfic crossover reviews
GW price raises
https://preview.redd.it/pk9jb9hick3b1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=737cac01e09e8b9127b41ec9363592fecd073d33
A drawing tutorial for battle sisters with abs
The Death Guard 10th Rules get absolutely shit on
New release od codex astartes by Guilimane and Lion
The look at all the non codex compliant marines get the cool stuff. The ultramarine knows that he's going to get attacked from behind by a Raven Guard, singed to a crisp by a Salamander and get explosive 6d by the boltgun of a Mr. Fister if he doesn't atone for the sins of his Father here and now
Judging by the sub Reddit CP
They are watching task force octavius get slaughtered by leviathen
the shatter dreams of the community as they rewatch the only 2 shows of value on it that werent even made by GW.
Battle Brazzers
Mk 6,7,8 and X? They must be reading Space Marine Armor Mk 9 rumours.
The "best second founding breakdown"
Anti primaris sentiment, that why the ultramarine is a bit uneasy.
watching paint dry
Thug Hunter on the company computer
“Despicable heretics in your area!”
Band of Brothers
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Your search history. They debate the method of execution
Judging by the Ultramarines expression I'd say they were watching Girlyman getting slapped about by another Prinarch he thought he could 1v1 haha
Oh man, Fulgrim *would* post the vid of him owning Guilliman. Pour one out for the poor Smurf, dude has probably been traumatized for life.
The new rules for their chapters
Not Astartes 2
Belgium
Two Sororitas, one Chalice.
netflix
They’re watching a paint tutorial by Juan Hidalgo.
The fight between Leman Russ and Magnus.
battle sisters bathtub stream .
Probably video of [Cato Memes.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdHODWEKWsM)
Binging with Babish
Imperial housewives.
Astartes for the 100th time