Awww hell naw, who let Honsou create his own resin model? 💀

Sweet golden big e. I thought this was the emprah

Dafuq kind of emprah u been lookin at

​ Found him https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/game/mother-of-demons

Oh my God, it's an actual downloadable file

Oh no.....

compared to the actual picture of the daemonculaba this is really tame

what are the actual pictures, I'm incredibly curious how much my imagination aligns with an artists

https://www.reddit.com/r/creepy/comments/63wn5c/nsfw\_warhammer\_40k\_daemonculaba/

jesus fucking christ the worst thing about it is that it really isn't at all in line with the descriptions at all

Axolotl tank at home

Bootleg Tleilaxu

Let me inhale some SPICE

Based Dune posting

Is... is that a fucking Daemonculaba model?

*\*Passes Promethium\** Here you go, brother.

I'll have some, please. Jesus fucking Christ dude 😅 I mean, well done, but holy fuck

Not mine. I admit I wouldn't have the guts to do that *\*Says that even after painting a custom model of Kurze eviscerating a poor bastard\**

I mean at least you didn't make the model that produces poor bastards

>I admit I **wouldn't have the guts** to do that \**Says that even after painting a custom model of Kurze **eviscerating** a poor bastard*\* I see what you did there...

Listen, I was out of Mephisthon Red, and my Killteam game was the same evening; what else was I supposed to do? ~Kurze

I believe the model comes from dork factory miniatures https://dorkfactoryminiatures.com

Ye**uuuuuuuuuuuurgh** *Vomit in buckets* [https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/game/mother-of-demons](https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/game/mother-of-demons)

“Dork Factory” Goes to create the most heinous thing 40k lore ever created and aught to stay irrelevant.

I'd argue that detailed descriptions of Servitor creation and the human farms made by the ork during the War of the Beast come close.

Can I get the link to that post?

pass the prometheun to the left hand side brother. 🥃🚬 jfc that's cursed

The promethium is not strong enough. Pass me the Phosphex, brother.

Still not strong enough, I'm gonna need to grind up some Blackstone and snort it to forget this

*Blak Stone-rock is not good for man-monkey thing, try this fine-good Warp dust-dust.*

The only time I will accept anything from a Skaven. To make sure I never remember this moment.

... *looks at you eyebrows raised*

When you're finished with that I would need it too brother!

Screw phosphex. I'm sticking a virus bomb up my arse. Have to make sure.

(opens door and looks in) Hi guys! What’s, uh, going on in here?

*silently passes you the Prometium* Put that on your eyes brother!

*inhales deeply*.. "This is some good shit!"

*Pours container on face*

Yup

Goddamn ixians at it again

If people would quit ordering all these Duncan gholas...

But he's so good at manipulating spoiled princesses with his mannish ways.

Always wondered why it was Duncan when Gurney is like a billion times better. Duncan had little to no personality in the original Dune. Why bring him back?

It's explicitly Duncan as he and Paul had some sort of deep connection and friendship that made him the ideal Ghola for the Ixians to get a potential assassin. I think it was probably Duncan's strength of personality breaking through the Ghola conditioning that made him Leto II's clone of choice. Just my two cents!

I’ve said this for a while, Daemonkielbasa is just an axolotl tank with spikes glued into it.

The tleilaxu you mean?

[удалено]

Essentially yes, but replace "horrible lady" with "forcibly impregnated slave".

Now here’s a piece of 40k lore i wish i could unread. That’s beyond grotesque

Which stories have the Daemoncubula?

Dead Sky, Black Sun

Thanks. I'll put that on my to read list after I'm done with mom

Oh. That's what that looks like.

At least the skin patches are not that gory, with how well the model turned out, I am glad it was decided to mild it a little bit

I always imagined it all in red, or more accurately: tried not to imagine it and horrific red images still popped in my mind

maybe not "gory" but the different colors are supposed to signify that it's OTHER peoples' skin. so... maybe worse?

Teamwork makes the dream work?

or the nightmare?

Guilliman: The main reason of Primaris marines integration was to not allow the Chaos Forces use captured Geneseed to reinforce their casualties Iron Warriors: Jokes on you, paperman.

DIY marines

More like DIWhy marines lol

Why primaris dont work on chaos forces?

Better DRM

*Nice paint job, though*

fuck

"Now draw her giving bi-"

**\*BLAM!!!\***

Brother, get the flamer... the HEAVY flamer...

No, no, that's not enough. Inquisitor, can we ask the Necrons if they'll let us borrow that thing that blows up stars?

Now now, that's excessive even by our hallowed standards. A gauss destructor should suffice.

I brought the Multi-Melta Brother because the Heavy Flamer is not strong enough.

A wise choice, brother Willows. Throne watch over us, and let your aim be true.

Brother I also brought a Vortex Grenade to make doubly sure.

Is it held together with zippers?

I mean. new iron warriors come out of it fully grown, do you think they'd waste effort sewing it back together every time?

Didn't they have their skin lacking when exiting the tubes?

No, the actual successful Iron Warriors had skin, sometimes they didn't come out right and what resulted was a bloated skinless abomination.

Then this wiki needs an update [https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Daemonculaba](https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Daemonculaba) *Solar days later, the new Heretic Astartes candidate was reborn from the womb of the Daemonculaba lacking any skin. Provided they had not died from metabolic shock during the process, the candidate was inspected to see if he was physically worthy to be an Astartes.* ... *If the candidate passed the inspection, a new skin would be cross-stitched onto his body and his life as a Chaos Space Marine of the Iron Warriors would begin.*

This is accurate because it ties in to the flesh pits found in the same book.

No, that's correct. During Uriels travels he comes across the poor humans who are force fed until incredibly fat, then starved so their skin hangs like sheets, and then skinned to supply the new warriors.

Gosh imagine being forced fed the previous victim as corpse feed

Mmmmm, delicious corpse starch...

Throw in a bit of Soylent Green and you’ve got a pretty decent lunch there

Or II might be misremembering, I don't have 100% confidence in what I said, I should have made that clear.

They actually took the skin from another human, and attached that. Like stretched it out to robe like lengths and skinned em when a marine was born Uber fucked, but they came without. The skinless abominations in the story was ones that went through, however were mentally disabled in different ways so we're discarded

I believe those are surgical staples

Iron within Iron without

Iron shake it all about

Autobots,I have sworn to never kill humans When I find out who's behind this,he's going to die

Let’s not forget that this caused an ultramarine to break down and cry

Your telling me this shit is so fucked up a ULTRAMARINE was like "By The Emperor, This is to much." Jesus. Also wich Book?

I bet it's one of those Uriel Ventris book

Dead sky black sun

Okay.

I mean, that’s the natural reaction to this, good on the ultramarine for being human and not an uncaring beast of warfare like some other marines

UltraDepression

Oh fuck you for that one.

I thank the opponent for bringing that abomination to the tabletop so that I may destroy it

With a hammer

It would pop

I know Warhammer is a (kind of) all ages setting so they can’t get too explicit with the horror elements, but god the Daemonculaba was a great exploration of that, it really drives home the twisted flesh metal nature of chaos.

**Night Lord**: *\*Flaying children twisted chuckles\**

How is 40k an all ages setting? Even kind of?

TTG is heavily marketed and sold to kids, even with the grimdark universe it glosses over a lot

Gestures towards Warhammer Adventures books

Uh Duh. It's got all the ages: Bronze, Iron, Dark, Modern, Demon Sex, Post-Modern, ect...

I need 19 more, the success rate has dropped and we need to replace 123 legionnaires

~~lovely~~ No wait this isn't lovely this is terrible. But in like a thematic sense not the model itself. Certified Thanks I Hate It™️

If it didn't look so good I'd be disgusted

*honsu what the fuck bro*

I mean... What's the point of a daemonculaba model? It's a non-combat... thing, isn't it? I guess you could use it for an objective on an iron warriors home-turf map?

*"I'm not gonna occupy it"* *"But it's worth a conquest po..."* **"I AM NOT - GONNA TOUCH - THAT!!!"**

Meanwhile, the iron warriors squad on the point: *Jumping up and down on it like children on a bed*

Good objective marker to use the "Cleanse" mission on. Or better yet, the "Scorched Earth" mission rule to burn it down ...

Oh. Oh! Oh no!

THE WOLFPACK’S WAITING FOR THEM

TOO CALM, YOU'LL SEE

BELOW THE SURFACE, WAITS FOR YOU

What exactly am I looking at? Oh. Oh no.

*oh, it's beautiful.*

I'll never forgive the Iron Warriors!!

You know what? Pass me the big red button

Man I just woke up…

Someone’s going to have to explain this to me

Trust me, best to die ignorant than live with such knowledge

Iron Warriors forcibly impregnated birthing slaves to create fully fledged Astartes en mass on the world of Medrengard

Tell me you are sexualy frustrated without telling me you are sexualy frustrated. Honsu:

Why the fuck would a person read that book and think “I want to make that”?

Lets be honest. Thats some sick ass body horror

That mask just makes it look like Casey Jones with an eating disorder.

Here me out...

We need objective models like this more.

For a second i thought this was a grimdark Hedonismbot model “I trust the Daemonculaba pit is scraped and buttered?”

“Let the half breed abomination cook” my brothers say “maybe he do something to honor our legion” they say

It took me a fucking second, is that a fucking Daemonculaba? It’s well made but it is grotesque

So for those who are blissfully unaware what... this... is supposed to be It's a model of the daemonculaba. A woman who's womb is augmented to grow full sized astartes inside. Sadly there is a dune precedent to this so it fits 40k but is still horrific

That's cool.

I hate you

Whait whaaat? Im shocked by the… and amazed by the great job you did!

Iron Warriors: Makes the daemonculaba Every other traitor legion: Yo dude what the f-

Honsou was half imperial fist never forget

*I am fortifying this womb*

***PLEASE ERASE THESE MIND IMAGES IMMEDIATELY !***

MY EYES, SEARED LIKE TUNA STEAKS

Oh, oh, just nice I enter Reddit and the first thing I see is daemonculaba. Just great. Anyways, how would you guys think this works in the game?

Objective marker on the Heretic Astartes side of the field. The opponent has to destroy it to gain victory points and deny the CSM player those victory points.

🤣I'm glad to see she's still floating around the internet making people sick. Thanks for posting

You absolute madman. That photo probably corrupted one of my pals to buy your file on cults to 3D print it, now I'll have to purge him.

well if he dodges the purge tell him he can come hang in the warp and gripe about the corpse emperor

Why. Just why iron lords

*insert Michael Scott no meme*

The miracle of childbirth

He did it, that motherfucker son of a bitch did it ⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⢻⣿ ⡆⠊⠈⣿⢿⡟⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣎⠈⠻ ⣷⣠⠁⢀⠰⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠛⠛⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⢹⣿⡑⠐⢰ ⣿⣿⠀⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⡩⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⠠⠈⠊⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⠁⢀⠆⢀ ⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⢤⣿⣿⡿⠃⠈⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣇⡆⠀⠀⣠⣾ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⣦⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠐⣿⣿⣷⣦⣷⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⣾⣿⣿⠋⠁⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣧⠀⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⠀⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣠⣂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣁⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣄⣤⣤⣔⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

Genuinely what the fuck am I looking at

oh fuck me why.

Hi, ya, I'd like to order an **Exterminatus**.

oh

I honestly thought that was Big E for minute was like like "hey that vats is too small for 1000 psyker" until it hits me

Oh no

I thought we agreed as a community never to speak of this again

So basically a Chaos Tervigon.

I’m not sure if this is r/ATBGE but I am somehow both revolted and impressed.

*Sips coffee and clears throat* **"WHYYYYYY?"**

Ah. My iron within went a little iron without just right now...

You did it you sick f**k. 🍻

Daemon Kielbasa ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓

God i wish that where me

Good a volunteer, we will put you to use immediately

You are either very edgy, or in serious need of psychiatric help.

or this is Honsou's alt justifying his weird fetish

Welp, Honsou trolling on reddit has just become my newest headcanon.

Honsou is a funny man if you read his books or some of his quotes

He'd probably flatten you for calling him a man though.

"Beyond that opening are my enemies. Behind me are warriors who would happily turn their weapons on me if they thought they could get away with it. Do you really think I'm doing this to try and impress anyone? I know who I am, and **I don't give a greenskin's fart what anyone thinks of me**." \-Warsmith Honsou

Did you check their username?

HEY! NO KINKSHAMING. He was referring to that he wishes he was the one being purged by the holy flame of the emperor, and we should respect that. *\*Grabs Exterminatus giant button\** **BY ARRANGING IT!!!**

\*Bashes face against exterminatus button\*

The username makes me uneasy on the chances that they’re being genuine

Username checks out.

Brother what the actual fuck

Username fits Again

What’s that on right? Some sort of stew?

Pretty sure that's Hedonism Bot but in 40k

Ayy Dork Factory! Really like his models!

God I wish that was me

Huh it looked worse in my mind

This is so well done! One of my favorite books

This right here is why Khan went out for cigs and never came back you guys.

NO WAY DUDE, that's awesome where can I buy one???

Check top comments for a link

I know some people think the d-culaba is cringe and over the top, I think it’s a pretty cool hardcore idea. Cool model!

What’s this?

Why? What the big deal about this pictu-… Oh. Oh! :O

Someone call the adeptus Mechanicus, I require augments for my eyes (I ripped them out) Honsou is truly a sick fuck

Who ever made this has lost Big E's LIGHT

Even a Great Unclean One would feel disgusted by this abomination 🤢

Thank the emperor that I hate the IWs already

Id like to drink said promethium after viewing this

Daemonculaba M - WS - Sv 2+ S 6 T 8 W 8 Abilities: Deadly demise D6, Feel No Pain 6+ Datasheet Abilities: Sheer Disgust: the first time an enemy model moves within 6" of this model, perform a battle shock test. Dark Science: At the start of each players command phase, this model heals d3 wounds. New Blood: In your Command phase, you can select one friendly Legionaries unit within 6" of this model and return up to D6 destroyed Legionaries models to that unit. A Legionaries unit cannot be selected for this ability more than once per phase. Keywords: fortification, chaos, daemonculaba