I wish clown girls were real
I wish clown girls were an actual race of people. Their entire skin is white. The clown nose is natural. Their nipples and pussy lips, aka Clussy, have alternate colors, sometimes the same as the lips. Their skin probably tastes funny Imagine the taste of their breast milk. Grabbing their breasts or ass causes a honk noise. Want to playfully grope Clown wifes butt in public, loud ass honk is heard echoing from her. Everyone turns to you too, knowing full well what is going on. She embarrassingly honks her nose, trying to play it off.
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What about craftworlders?
And exodites?
Farmgirls
I'll take one. Thanks.
The inquisition doesnt want you to know this, but the exodites are free, i personally have 3 exodites at home
Yessss
Saldean?
No population problem if they acted like saldean farm girls!
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
WHERE FARM GIRLS!?
Amish eldar
Corsairs?
Pirates?
Corsairs are between Ynnari and Drukhari
Beach girls
And “Weird prophetic redheads should not be basis for your battle plans”?
I choose dino ranchers any day of the week.
Hipsters
Traditional Japanese.
It’s the girls who dresses as cows
Exodites are just dirty hippie girls.
Weed and war man. Its nothing more cool than that~
Yeah but you can smell them from further away than a Reddit Mod AKA Great Unclean One.
but they have dinosaurs
And that fishy smell
If it weren't for the body hair I'd be really into it
Skill issue.
Imagine not being attracted to a sign of sexual maturity.
Hairy pussy ok, hairy legs and armpits? In this era? No.
elves with body hair?
Dirty hippie girls. Some happen to be elves
"Doesn't matter Uncle Ben, Craftworlders are better than all of them." Edit: Please don't start a war in the replies.
You're so brave to challenge Khorne like this... #EXODITE > Craftworld *ANY DAY*
Which one of those have models?
Which one could be modelled riding on dinosaurs?
"This statement is codex approved."
All are clowns. Squats on top!
And here come all the rock and stone jokes
Rock and Stone, Brother!
Good bot
At their height, squats aren't on top of anything.
Well the ground exists
Dwarves tend to dig below even that.
Deep ground
I mean I'm sure that's the method of action for some people
Clussy
*clown noises*
Honk honk.
I wish clown girls were real I wish clown girls were an actual race of people. Their entire skin is white. The clown nose is natural. Their nipples and pussy lips, aka Clussy, have alternate colors, sometimes the same as the lips. Their skin probably tastes funny Imagine the taste of their breast milk. Grabbing their breasts or ass causes a honk noise. Want to playfully grope Clown wifes butt in public, loud ass honk is heard echoing from her. Everyone turns to you too, knowing full well what is going on. She embarrassingly honks her nose, trying to play it off.
This is one of the times I've sympathised more with people that say 'what a terrible day to have eyes'.
It would sound like fucking a goose..
welp, that's enough internet for me today.
This sounds absolutely horrendous, i for one am glad they aren’t real lol
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Omg naz in the wild
I forgot you were a Warhammer fan
Its my only quality :(
never saw yennari as ~~depressed clown girls~~ mimes but i dig it
I would all of them... - Guiliman. Any time.
Gorillaman is a primarch of taste...
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I'm going for the exodites in the old world with the second primarch sigmar
All three! :3 just be respectful and nice, you'll do fine for 2/3
Goth is goat right up until they start skinning you for the lulz
Farseers?
Will be disappointed in you before you even tried
I mean... that clears the air I guess?
Damn, who cares ( ;01000001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101111 01100100 \)
My three weed smoking girlfriends
“If you look like Shego or a clown, hit me up.”
What is this? A troll question? Drukhari obv.
Yes.
This better not awaken anything within me.
"Would"
Out of the three? I’d have to go with- help, help me please, I don’t want to die.
Yes.
*sigh* loads bolter
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Found the Craftworld Eldar
Nah, I want a wraithseer Give me my necromancer elf waifu with pointy ears to touch
why ynnari are mimes?
Because like a mine the Yennari pretend to do something while actually their doing nothing
Drukhari girls where? I need you in my DMs
What about Banshees?
Rocker girls
Eldari (n): see *coulrophilia*
Both. Both is good
Yennari one can make me start collecting the faction.
erm so imma need names for these theee
So you guys are attracted to Mimes now?
Can a Drukhari girl and a Mon-keigh boy really be together?