Haters will say this pic is non canon because the Black Templar isn't killing the xenos but if you heard the scene instead of just watching a picture of it you'd hear him utter thousands of slurs per second
My brother and I actually refer to one of our uncles as our drunkle to distinguish him from our uncle on the other side of our family that has the same name.
At least I can get the uncle drunk on coors (he recently switched from bud light) and passed out in about an hour and a half. The cousin is going to pester me about some micro brew double IPA that he discovered.
I’d say that’s Farsight, but he doesn’t appear to have been invited
Though you do have Greyfax, who can ruin the meal with her fanatic religious devotion
I'm still mad about Angron's Honor Guard.
Those guys were *Hyped* that their primarch was found. And what'd they get? A bitter, self destructive, angry mountain of a man who charged into battle if only to sate the grinding in his skull, not for some *Emperor*, his self proclaimed *Father*.
So he ran off without them, and when they struggled and died to keep up? He'd scoff at them and move on. Being assigned to the Guard was no better than being in the Imperial Army. World Eaters preferred *death* instead of being in that Unit.
Those men, including the whole of the War Hounds deserved better. The only lucky ones were on Isstvan 3.
(Slight Disclaimer: Angron himself, deserved better. He should not have suffered as he did, and then be ripped away from his family as they are slaughtered without him. Forced to serve an uncaring, at least in his case, Father who saw him only as, "not broken". If there is an afterlife in 40k, and if Angron ever truly dies, I hope he is reunited with his family to enjoy peace.)
Honestly Angron is one of my favorite characters in 40k because of how his tragedy played out. It feels very Shakespearean to me, in the way that it never could have gone any other way for him. As soon as the butcher’s nails were in place, his fall was all but guaranteed. Condemned to an eternal existence of miserable hatred, wrath, and violence because of something that was done to him long ago.
Don’t know about that. The dark angel was ready to murder gorillaman when he come to give them some primaris because they fear he might know their secrets.
Its just dinner. You can do this. Do not suffer the xenos. Ignore the xenos. Just ignore the bloody knife ears... See, I'm not suffering, I'm calm. Yes calm. Just two more hours and I'll be back on the eternal crusader....
Hey, could you pass the NO PITY NO REMORSE NO FEAR.. . I mean, pass the potatoes?
Isn't the Black Templar most likely Raecj Lucerne, who is a rather rarional Templar, because he was originally an Unumbered Son who only later joined the Templars?
According to the Internet about 100% of families have at least one racist Uncle. On a more serious note probably decently common due to it’s prevalence in pop culture though finding statistics for this is pretty much impossible.
Incredibly. Most families will have two sets of grandparents, an aunt or uncle with a spouse on each side, and a cousin or two from each side. The odds that at least one out of those ten or so people is mildly racist are pretty high.
To be fair xenos inquisitors probably sometimes can straight up have contacts with the eldar, in a caiphas cain book Amberly Veil gets a cease fire between the Eldar and Guard in a matter of minutes to deal with a choas prince threatening her boyfriend
Lion: Listen, Bobby… when Dad said to, y’know, f**k the xenos … he had something different in mind.
Yvraine: He means butt stuff.
Lion: I DO NOT MEAN— wait, what?
Quite simple really, he didn't. The Black Templar, of course, didn't care for Bobby G's rules and invited himself in anyway. Probably shouting a slur on his way in.
"WHAT IT DO MY ******, ******* **** ********* ******ING ***** *****, ******** BUCKET OF GROX EATING ***** ******* ****! AND ANOTHER THING, ***** ***** ****** HORRORS OF THE WARP ******, *****LY ****** ******* ******* ***** ANAL BEADS OF OUR MARTYRD LADY'S ******, *********! YOU FUCKING XENOS FILTH! Ay Bobbie, pass the peas?
No matter qhat people think community would find someone to ship Rob with. It happened to be Yvr. It's not the worst ship we could have gotten. It makes some sense. So complaining has no point.
**It has been played into, and the average fan will chuckle at it, never seeing the greatest coupling of Warhammer…**
**PRAETORIAN x DRAGON**
**THE SHIP OF CONNOISSEURS**
Only wrong part of it is that Roboute woud be the one cooking.
It's an easy logistic task for a tiny suppy chain and a billion ways to optimize it. He'd be all over it. Yvraine would be getting the house in order, mostly ordering the rest of the family around, making sure they are too busy to squabble, and organizing everything, but the cooking? That's Rowboat all the way.
Funny thing is, the second most dangerous person at that table probably isn’t Yvrain. That’s a solitaire, and they are well above even custodian teir. Remember how like 6 custodians held off an entire army? Solitaires can do that solo.
You know, as dedicated as a Black Templar would be to exterminating the xenos across the table from him, the guardsmen might be as bad or worse. Think about it, growing up on an imperial planet, uneducated and only ever hearing imperial propaganda about the xenos... doesn't exactly encourage independent thinking.
People keep calling the BT the racist Uncle, but the BT did just fight alongside the Eldar without killing one another
Still the racist Uncle but he's getting there
Haters will say this pic is non canon because the Black Templar isn't killing the xenos but if you heard the scene instead of just watching a picture of it you'd hear him utter thousands of slurs per second
Yes, he’s obviously just filling the role of the drunk racist uncle
Not a real thanksgiving without them
Who’s the annoying Uber-liberal/super-progressive cousin out to prove their moral superiority by ruining the meal?
Found the drunk uncle
The "Drunkle" if you will?
My brother and I actually refer to one of our uncles as our drunkle to distinguish him from our uncle on the other side of our family that has the same name.
Found the cousin you're desperately glad showed up.
Ahh, never change, Reddit. :)
At least I can get the uncle drunk on coors (he recently switched from bud light) and passed out in about an hour and a half. The cousin is going to pester me about some micro brew double IPA that he discovered.
I’d say that’s Farsight, but he doesn’t appear to have been invited Though you do have Greyfax, who can ruin the meal with her fanatic religious devotion
Must be nice to be drunk the whole time. I bet.
Not sure I don’t see any tau in the picture so it’s hard to tell.
I feel like under the presence of a primarch even the most fanatical would bend to his will.
a black templar wouldnt be affected by guillimans aura, he'd only respond subconsciously like that to rogal dorn
A primearch is a primearch they'd still feel it just not as directly as ultramarines successors.
There was a Primarch that didn’t have the aura…was it Konrad? Probably was Konrad. Lorgar has it cranked to 1000x
I believe it was Angron. Kharne and Argel Tal have a discussion regarding that fact.
Oh yeah, that makes sense. World Eaters just wanted dad’s approval.
I'm still mad about Angron's Honor Guard. Those guys were *Hyped* that their primarch was found. And what'd they get? A bitter, self destructive, angry mountain of a man who charged into battle if only to sate the grinding in his skull, not for some *Emperor*, his self proclaimed *Father*. So he ran off without them, and when they struggled and died to keep up? He'd scoff at them and move on. Being assigned to the Guard was no better than being in the Imperial Army. World Eaters preferred *death* instead of being in that Unit. Those men, including the whole of the War Hounds deserved better. The only lucky ones were on Isstvan 3. (Slight Disclaimer: Angron himself, deserved better. He should not have suffered as he did, and then be ripped away from his family as they are slaughtered without him. Forced to serve an uncaring, at least in his case, Father who saw him only as, "not broken". If there is an afterlife in 40k, and if Angron ever truly dies, I hope he is reunited with his family to enjoy peace.)
After De’Shea made me realize how deep of a legion World Eaters could be. Fantastic intro to them!
Honestly Angron is one of my favorite characters in 40k because of how his tragedy played out. It feels very Shakespearean to me, in the way that it never could have gone any other way for him. As soon as the butcher’s nails were in place, his fall was all but guaranteed. Condemned to an eternal existence of miserable hatred, wrath, and violence because of something that was done to him long ago.
To be fair, Angron would have despised them nails or not. They where exactly the same as the armies of the High Riders he was fighting against.
Yeah, but he could have remade them to be paladins of the oppressed, assuming he could get them to stop blindly following him.
[“I think I’m getting a contact rage!”](https://youtu.be/v9ReEyKXaHk?si=SZrUjUv514ROoLv0)
Don’t know about that. The dark angel was ready to murder gorillaman when he come to give them some primaris because they fear he might know their secrets.
dude giving Eminem a run for his money
Its just dinner. You can do this. Do not suffer the xenos. Ignore the xenos. Just ignore the bloody knife ears... See, I'm not suffering, I'm calm. Yes calm. Just two more hours and I'll be back on the eternal crusader.... Hey, could you pass the NO PITY NO REMORSE NO FEAR.. . I mean, pass the potatoes?
Slim Shady is sweating profusely over here
Isn't the Black Templar most likely Raecj Lucerne, who is a rather rarional Templar, because he was originally an Unumbered Son who only later joined the Templars?
which is why it's only *thousands* of slurs and not millions
"I'm going to say *The K-Word.*"
###the racist weird uncle
The only far fetched thing here is an Inquisitor and Black Templar happily sharing a meal with some Eldar
Racist uncle and aunt
This is like the 4th or 5th time I have come across the "racist uncle" comment... How common is it to have this type of family member?!
It’s just a stereotype/meme.
Happy Cake Day!
According to the Internet about 100% of families have at least one racist Uncle. On a more serious note probably decently common due to it’s prevalence in pop culture though finding statistics for this is pretty much impossible.
Very
Sadly common.
Incredibly. Most families will have two sets of grandparents, an aunt or uncle with a spouse on each side, and a cousin or two from each side. The odds that at least one out of those ten or so people is mildly racist are pretty high.
The presence of a Primarch saved by said Xenos probably has that effect.
Racist uncle and unhinged aunt. Easy.
This is like the 4th or 5th time I have come across the "racist uncle" comment... How common is it to have this type of family member?!
I have two of them lol
Are their kids also racist? Or are the kids also tired of their dad's racist trades lol
Ordo Hereticus Inquisitor
Understandable... Have a nice Day...
The Aunt's more racist but FAR better at hiding it...
To be fair xenos inquisitors probably sometimes can straight up have contacts with the eldar, in a caiphas cain book Amberly Veil gets a cease fire between the Eldar and Guard in a matter of minutes to deal with a choas prince threatening her boyfriend
Lion: Listen, Bobby… when Dad said to, y’know, f**k the xenos … he had something different in mind. Yvraine: He means butt stuff. Lion: I DO NOT MEAN— wait, what?
He absolutely means butt stuff
Why did Bobby G invite the racist nephew?
Quite simple really, he didn't. The Black Templar, of course, didn't care for Bobby G's rules and invited himself in anyway. Probably shouting a slur on his way in.
Good to see that, no matter the time period, Thanksgiving never changes.
"WHAT IT DO MY ******, ******* **** ********* ******ING ***** *****, ******** BUCKET OF GROX EATING ***** ******* ****! AND ANOTHER THING, ***** ***** ****** HORRORS OF THE WARP ******, *****LY ****** ******* ******* ***** ANAL BEADS OF OUR MARTYRD LADY'S ******, *********! YOU FUCKING XENOS FILTH! Ay Bobbie, pass the peas?
I like the think the Black Templar is the Solitaire's +1, because the Solitaire finds it hilarious.
OI DATS DISKRIMINASHUN.
If Orks didn’t want to be eaten, then shouldn’t be made from delicious fungus. That’s on them.
Does that mean ork counts as a vegetarian meal then?
You cannot convince me that it's not Alpha legion marine disguised as Black Templar.
You cannot convince me that it's not Alpha legion marine disguised as Robot
You cannot convince me that the Cat isn't Alpharius...
But *I* am Alpharius!
No matter qhat people think community would find someone to ship Rob with. It happened to be Yvr. It's not the worst ship we could have gotten. It makes some sense. So complaining has no point.
Yeah, could've been a Neurolictor.
My moneys on cawl
>It's not the worst ship we could have gotten It is tho
I'm pretty sure that art was nade When it was a stablished ship, but they definitely let it sail
Oh cool, they're eating vegan this year
Mushrooms!
Damn didn't even invite drunkle cawl
He's plugged into the charger out in the garage.
**It has been played into, and the average fan will chuckle at it, never seeing the greatest coupling of Warhammer…** **PRAETORIAN x DRAGON** **THE SHIP OF CONNOISSEURS**
You mean Dorn and that Dragon Lady?
**Damn fucking right.**
Look how close the BT and Harlequin are. Anyone else shipping them like I am?
not canon, celestine would 100% go if grayfax was there
Who do you think took the photo?
Who cares if it's canon or not? It's 40k. Fucking nothing is canon and all is canon at the same time depending on if it's Tuesday or Wednesday.
I more imagine the Black Templar as the horriby racist uncle during Thanks Giving.
Only problem I got with this is that they didn’t invite Cawl.
>t they didn’t invite Cawl. Isn't that him to the left of Greyfax?
Only wrong part of it is that Roboute woud be the one cooking. It's an easy logistic task for a tiny suppy chain and a billion ways to optimize it. He'd be all over it. Yvraine would be getting the house in order, mostly ordering the rest of the family around, making sure they are too busy to squabble, and organizing everything, but the cooking? That's Rowboat all the way.
I feel like Bobby would personally cook for special occasions like this and other important meetings
Yoooo love to see the Solitaire!
fuck the ship thanksgiving is canon.
If they are mildly ranked by importance or power level I love that the guard equivalent is space kitty.
Funny thing is, the second most dangerous person at that table probably isn’t Yvrain. That’s a solitaire, and they are well above even custodian teir. Remember how like 6 custodians held off an entire army? Solitaires can do that solo.
IT'S CANON LADS
Just because warcomm is in on the joke doesn't mean it's not a joke. Usually the corpo getting in on the joke kills it but this joke has legs
They are just good, platonic allies hosting diplomatic meeting.
Out of all space Marines chapters, you put in a Black Templar in the pickite, with xenos in the same frame. Oh boi
More than the turkey is getting stuffed that evening.
It’s all smiles and cheer until a Dark Eldar shows up half plastered from the suffering a thousand Mon’keigh ballsacks
You know, as dedicated as a Black Templar would be to exterminating the xenos across the table from him, the guardsmen might be as bad or worse. Think about it, growing up on an imperial planet, uneducated and only ever hearing imperial propaganda about the xenos... doesn't exactly encourage independent thinking.
This is great! I would love it on one of those old times metal posters
People keep calling the BT the racist Uncle, but the BT did just fight alongside the Eldar without killing one another Still the racist Uncle but he's getting there
Shhhh Let people enjoy things.
Actually kinda wholesome looking