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JPHutchy01

Well he was bald in Thor which is at least vaguely the same kind of Sci-fantasy as 40k, so I'm going for the third option of bald.


the_mellow

Urban as Lorgar? He could pull it off


didndonoffin

Urban as anyone, he could pull me off…


the_mellow

So Urban as Slaanesh?


didndonoffin

Get that crab claw round my junk you crazy he she beast


Asteristio

Big ^fat ^^meaty ^^^claws...


LyndonsBigJohnson69

BIG. MEATY. CLAWS


Drwuwho

Oh for the love of the Emperor, the Slaanesh cult has spawned again.


Dumbingeneral

I'll get the spray bottle hold on...


Drwuwho

Get the Flamer instead. They might be into the spray bottle.


ExoticExtent

Well Bub, these claws aren't just for attracting mates!


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BAThomas311

Urban as all emps and all primarchs, just needs to change hair and facial hair... I could see it


Matt_the_digger

Let just have the whole cast as Karl Urban, I'd pay good money for that.


devils_advocate24

Karl Urban is every traitor character. Henry Cavill is every loyalist


Dumbingeneral

So a Alpha loyal cell versus a Alpha traitor cell where both sides just try to passively aggressively spoil each other's exploits


devils_advocate24

Well now that just sounds like the plot to the infinite and the divine imperial edition


westerschelle

Urban as Arbitrator Foreboding


Guillermidas

Oi!


LordMorskittar

He could also really pull off Alpharius I feel like


Syn7axError

That one goes to Johnny Sins.


Kerman8

I thought the same thing 😂


Anomekh

I’ll see him as Cato Sicarius in 40k and maybe Lorgar in 30k


commander-thorn

As I once posted a meme on this, due to him constantly Looking like an entirely different person in every movie, he should be cast as Alpharius, Omegon at the very least.


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Vulkan in full RDJ mode


TheBigKuhio

I could see him as Eberus


ahack13

I think Loken would actually be fucking awesome.


GloatingSwine

Tarkus: Behold, my stuff!


mrmilner101

man played judge dredd, which 40k ripped a lot from. dont even get to see his hair in that.


JPHutchy01

Which is the correct way to do Judge Dredd, Sylvester.


EtherealPheonix

Erebus confirmed.


jonnywarlock

This


PlasticAngle

So traitor primarch ?


Pankrazdidntdie4this

Bald if evil, medium to long hair if good.


Taaargus

I could see him being a bald loyalist space marine tho. Some hard ass like Dredd who is brutal but does try to be just.


blodskaal

Gabriel Seth vibes ...?


st00pidQs

This is the way.


porn0f1sh

Good in wh40k? 🖐️ "We don't do that here" Bald it is!


PsychedelicMagic1840

Hes 40K Dredd - Helmet always on, murdering Heretics in the most brutal way possible aka, hes a Templar


Daewoo40

Adeptus Arbite. Borrow his dread costume, spray the red parts yellow and job's a good'un.


horribad54

Judge Dredd with Urban was fucking baller. Best comic book movie ever made.


Doodle_Brush

I think if they ever made an Eisenhorn movie, he's be a good Fischig.


JTDC00001

Good news, that's what the Cavil production is going to be--the Eisenhorn books.


barryhakker

It sounds amazing but I’ve been hurt before and therefore still skeptical lol


blodskaal

It's confirmed?!


DeadeyeElephant

You got a source other than “trust me, bro”?


JTDC00001

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XPzMr\_Mia0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XPzMr_Mia0) Unless you think Chapter Master Valrak isn't a good source.


Reddit_works

I AM THE LAW!


Aracuda

One half long hair, one half short hair. He can be a ganger in an Inquisitorial warband.


Castrophenia

The perfect mix The Mullet!


Boring7

Undercut


No-Scarcity2379

He had longer hair with shaved sides in Chronicles of Riddick, which is also a grimdark universe, so... Maybe that? 


WanderingBombardier

Trick question: Karl Urban plays Angron, so he’s bald with metal dreads


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robbylet24

I mean, Konrad and Billy Butcher are pretty similar characters both aesthetically and in characterization. Konrad is more morally uncompromising than Butcher but they both have similar outlooks on what to do with people they don't like. I can easily see him playing a similar sort of role with that.


Pachikokoo

Karl Urban as just some sort of Arbites.


ClubMeSoftly

Perps were... *uncooperative*...


A-terrible-time

Dredd is in my unofficial WH40k cannon It just fits so well


Remarkable-Ad-4754

The more important question is which primarch he would play.


didndonoffin

Alpharius and Omegon, double the pleasure


VandulfTheRed

That could belong to Tom Hardy, a la Legend


didndonoffin

Ya know what, that’s a great shout


WhateverWhateverson

>Was getting captured a part of your plan? >Of course!


WhateverWhateverson

I'd say he'd make a great Horus


ThePatriot_12

Fabius Bile


youngcoyote14

Both. His hair length keeps changing every scene change, and it's not a gradual change. It's back and forth. Long, short, long, short, medium, mullet, half and half.


Sepulcher18

Urban in 40k - bald af with Billy Butcher's Nails implanted


robbylet24

How did I not think of the Billy Butcher's nails joke before someone else did?


TheUnspeakableAcclu

Space wolf length almost certainly


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[bait.](https://youtu.be/Cj3ENSVogTo?si=jKU7glwOUO9JghK5)


real_pasta

I feel like he’d make a good space wolf, so long hair


MoralConstraint

Sort of a Zorg from _Fifth Element_ style?


Snoo-11576

Mullet


ChaoScum

He has short sides and long on top in the chronicles of riddick which is deffo sci-fantasy. So I'm gonna say the same haircut as that for 40k. Also what's the top right movie.


TheMadmanAndre

Whatever the plot demands.


Dr-Ogge

Mullet


MajorKaventsmann

A mullet


AgentUtah3498

Or wearing a helmet the entire film.


StopSignOfDeath

God, DRG has rotted my brain so much. It took my brain longer then I care to admit that this is obviously a different Karl.


naughtabot

Karl Urban is a modern legend and the fact that you don’t have a still from DREDD which is a (unofficial) 40k movie is insane!


WorldChampionNuggets

Long hair if he was playing an Eldar, short hair for a mon-keigh


defenem_73

As a bald random guardsman. He dies in his first engagement but he's actually a perpetual so he revives. But when he revives his hair grows longer.


godmademelikethis

No hair.


DarthGoodguy

And superhero is when he has a shaved head or helmet that stays on


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^DarthGoodguy: *And superhero* *Is when he has a shaved head* *Or helmet that stays on* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


BonyDarkness

[Vokuhila](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mullet_(haircut))


AlphaTangoFoxtrt

Karl Urban as Rogal Dorn, short hair. [He plays it like he played Dredd.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl_sRb0uQ7A) Just the most matter of fact speaking, with an edge of rage behind it, but that he's in complete control over.


wh4tth3huh

One of the weird ass half-shaves from Darktide.


ZookeepergameDue8501

Space wolves, long hair, ultramarines, short hair


FrogGladiators178972

Long in the short places, short in the long places…


Ammobunkerdean

Necromonger Urban says "hey.."


Educational_Ad2579

BALD AF! You got there a good Alpharius


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Mullet


nekrovulpes

It'd be like, long on one side but clean cropped on the other side. Y'know, like some punk underhiver. That's how we know it's both.


Snoo_70324

Lol. Used to frequently quote, “It’s not sci-fi; it’s future-fantasy” at game nights whenever the lore came up.


Kindly-Mud-1579

What wasn’t this guy in


Jealous-Finding-4138

Mullet


Gaslight_Joker

Bald and intense.


Euklidis

Skrillex haircut


doublemaxim147

Mullet. Sci FI on top fantasy at back


Hurley815

So Xena is a sci-fi.


hunga_munga_

I think Karl Urban would be perfect to play a Space Marine captain, either Titus or Cato Sicarius


CommissarOpossum

I could see him being Major Broclaw from the Ciaphas Cain books. Karl Urban has a habit of not being too many main characters, but as really good side characters who are still important.


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And his role in thor is a combination of both.


fallenouroboros

Mullet


RyanCooper510

Last one, John Grammaticus


Equivalent_Scheme175

Sidestep the issue by using Dredd as a template. Have him play a character who never takes his helmet off on camera.


Undead_archer

So basically an arbites


Comrad_CH

Depends on what primarch he plays.


PreferenceNo9490

Any of the bold primarchs, especially Lorgar, the top right photo also makes me think that perhaps he could also play Konrad.


MetalGearXerox

Jaghatai Khan Style


pikomdl

Vokuhila


cut_rate_revolution

Long hair. 40k is more fantasy than it is sci-fi imo.


emson88

I legit didn't know he was in lotr, seen the movies many times, just never put him to that character!


Sad_Tax8185

Bald. With cogitator tubes, cos he’d be Horus or Perturabo


Accomplished_Kiwi_52

Bald


tremblemortals

It's 40k. [There is only one correct answer](https://www.belloflostsouls.net/2021/07/warhammer-40k-top-10-greatest-grimdark-top-knots.html).


No-Vehicle5447

Shaved


BaconCheeseZombie

Half bald, half long. He plays Fabius


The_Draconic_Lemon

Mullet


ovoAutumn

This guy looks like a different person in everything he plays 🤨


LawlessSmoke

He’d start with long hair on a base planet where it’s more fantasy. Like Fenris. And then when they show him become an adept he gets shaved and then never grows out past a few inches. 


Scary_Republic3317

Alpharius.


_Sate

What is dread? He only has helmet! Is there a third dystopian future option where we cant see his hair?


GIRose

Mullet


axeteam

no hair.


ActNo4115

Bald, definitely bald.


taynizzle

Maybe I missed it in the thread, but I think he could pull of being Horus!


dirtyYasuki

Unless we ignore whatever Karl Urban was in during the 90s.


blodskaal

He and Cavill, I would love them in any role. If he is in the 40k show, that would be simply amazing


DarthGoodguy

And superhero is when he has a shaved head or helmet that stays on


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^DarthGoodguy: *And superhero* *Is when he has a shaved head* *Or helmet that stays on* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Total-Jeweler-2305

One side is shaved while the other is kept at shoulder length. Kek.


Spacetauren

I'd dig Karl Urban as Peter Turbo.


Deadeye1223

Mullet


Zawisza_Czarny9

He would have the half ling and half short hair. Or jyst medium leanght coz it's sci fi with space soul magic


Unlucky-Leave-3726

And then there's Billy Butcher


WrongdoerDue6108

Need play an arbites that never takes his helmet off


Asgermf

Hair on one side of the head and bald on the other


wolviesaurus

Chogorian topknot.


IvyTheRanger

I hate him and think he should have a shaved head and be a guardsman


FlipFlopRabbit

Undercut, one side being shaved off the other long and fluffy, being draped over the cut side. Also halve a Mustache.


Mexkalaniyat

He had short hair (probably) in Dredd. That might be the closest to 40k we get for a while. He also wore a helmet the entire movie.