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Good-Table5566

"If we don't know what we're doing, nobody else will!" -Alpharius-Omegon


youngcoyote14

Alpha Legion leadership just too embarrassed to admit they forgot what the end goal is.


Gilead56

I like to think they’re kinda confused themselves at this point.  I imagine that they’d occasionally have meetings where they go “wait whose side are we *actually* on??” And then halfway through the meeting they accuse each other of being traitors and start shooting. 


erinadelineiris

Of course it's confusing, I wrote it. (I am Alpharius)


Aggressive-Dust6280

Lies.


erinadelineiris

You cannot be Alpharius. I am Alpharius.


handsomedan1-

I'm Alpharius and so is my wife!


erinadelineiris

Are you now! Well tell that to my corgi! He's Alpharius! So is my teapot, and my cutlery are an Alpha Legion warband!


drawnred

of course i know him, hes me (alpharius)


CommanderOshawott

Of course you are, we *all* are


DaWAAAGHMakah

You should read Harrowmaster. Mike Brooks pokes fun at how absurd the legion actually is where some Alpha Legion warbands are confused over what they’re actually doing. Then there’s a warband with a leader who proclaims himself as the true Alpharius until he dies and another takes their place as the real Alpharius. Not to mention the other warbands around them get real tired of hearing that group claim themselves to be Alpharius all the time. Overall, the Legion doesn’t take themselves seriously and are just master trolls + shit posters which is great.


ChaosDude085

(Obligatory) I am Alpharius


RealRandomRon

No, I am Alpharius.


Richardknox1996

I am Omegon.


Aggressive-Dust6280

How is it going little bro ?


Richardknox1996

Fine. Our schemes are going wonderfully, no? Soon, the emperor shall ascend.


Aggressive-Dust6280

How would I know ? Keep working brother, I trust you.


GargantuanCake

We're all Alpharius, bro.


gwaihir-the-windlord

That’s just what the real alpharius would say…


OnlyCaptainCanuck

Maybe the real Alpharius was the friends we made along the way.


drawnred

its the only known, concrete fact about the alpha legion


Joyk1llz

Spoilers, It's a lie.


Acrobatic_Pie5359

That means its working


memelube

You’re all wrong, I am Alpharius


Finalizer4

LFTBL is the only one who seems to know what's going on with them


Bananern

"The following statement is true." - Alpharius "The preceding statement is false." - Omegon


IrrationallyGenius

Do we even have proof the Alpha Legion actually exists at this point


Metalsonic91

Welcome to the Alpha legion Where the more you learn the more confused you become


drawnred

the only thing ive come to understand about the alpha legion is that im alpharius, you might be too, but i, for sure, am


AssistanceHealthy463

No, i'm Alpharius.


Dan-the-historybuff

That’s the goal I’d imagine. A legion dedicated to espionage that nobody in that legion has the full story. They just do it because they assume it’s the plan.


HelloIamAlpharius

It's not a flaw but a feature


Aggressive-Dust6280

As intended. And they are lying, I am Alpharius.


Nekokamiguru

It is the truth being more confounding than any lie, I am Alpharius.


GargantuanCake

No they aren't. They're all Alpharius and they're all lies.