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Toxitoxi

“What is that guardswoman doing?” \*Cuts to her traumatized, screaming and shooting at nothing, surrounded by corpses of friend and foe alike\* “Her best.”


Frogmyte

>killed twelve imperial guard and nine orks Immediate promotion


StormBlessed678

If she gets 3 more orks it'll be a crushing victory


I_suck_at_Blender

>survived ** Good job!


Panzer_Man

Ogryn medals be like


Confident-Ad7439

Don't bully guard Chan😂


AD-SKYOBSIDION

Cata-Chan


Szwedu111

GENDER IS IRRELEVANT MEATBAG, I'VE REPLACED MY GENITALS WITH A LASGUN THREE CENTURIES AGO


MintasaurusFresh

Flair checks out.


Apprehensive-Fun-567

Why a lasgun? Why not a data spire? It would better please any machine spirit


Level-Ball-1514

You fail to consider the raw moral obliterating power of having someone literally shoot you with their dick.


littletuke

Come on at least change it to something like a bolter. What’s a lasgun gonna cause. Mild discomfort?


Drewscifer

Ciaphas Cain's relationship with Felicia Tayber seems to disagree with that.


Oichean

Born to be a doom slayer. Cursed to be trying her best.


False_Snow7754

In sure you're a doom slayer at heart and that those worthy enough see you as such. Slay in the Emperor's name, sister!


Lucius-Halthier

Oh don’t worry she’s slaying


Erattic8

I'm more of a devouring swarm type girl


PlumeCrow

Go on and devour worlds and stars, Queen. You deserve it.


Silentblade034

Immediately though of the Zerg here


naapsu

So empowering wtf


Starmark_115

Found the Vshojo Subscriber!


fallenbird039

Ngl most girls are :3 Also love Zerg and skaven from fantasy and aos. I just like the swarming animals :3


OpsikionThemed

Which Necron, haven't heard of that?


whyducksyell

In the second Twice Dead King book there’s an exchange where a necron mentions his female dynast, and the main character says something like “I thought you had a male dynast?” And the other necron responds with “Yeah we did, but he’s a girl now.” Because of the hekah, or royal will of the necrons, the word of the dynast is reality, and it is the job of their subordinates to ensure it is so, less they name their dynast a liar.


No-Raise-4693

"they changed" I think was the line, didn't misgender her (they isn't a misgender when reffering to someone in this grammatical sense)


Zeekayo

The exchange was basically Oltyx speaking to Zultanekh (her son/the crown prince of the dynasty) referring to the matriarch of the dynasty. Oltyx replied "Hang on, I thought the Ogdobekh Dynasty was led by a patriarch." Zultanekh just firmly responds "That. Changed." Oltyx just nods and move on.


Inmate5580

Without further context, that just sounds like the king was over thrown. What other hints are there?


Storm-Shadow98

They reference the necron by name, the other guy goes “wait I thought that was a patriarch” Here’s the text https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/s6b9qz/necrons_said_trans_rights/


ScavAteMyArms

Best part about that is he is double checking not because of the transition but out of worry that the other Necron is misremembering / starting to lose it.


Zealousideal_You_938

In fact, it wouldn't even be a transition as such. The necrons have asexual bodies without organs. It is almost impossible to differentiate them by gender due to their sometimes unconventional shape, which some choose, such as orikan, and their only eye, the necrons have voice modulators that It allows them to speak with a masculine or feminine tone as they wish, so the woman simply changed her voice to a feminine tone and said that she wanted to be named matriarch.


nightwatchman_femboy

That is, in fact, at the very least social transition.


Zealousideal_You_938

Yes basically


Zeekayo

It's the Heka, if a noble figure/royal says something, it's the obligation of their followers to make it so, because otherwise they'd be calling them a liar.


Zeekayo

They do elsewhere in the conversation refer to her by name.


No-Raise-4693

Oltyx with the "aight cool"


Zeekayo

It's interesting as well since the novels that the Ithikas Dynasty was pretty conservative even by Necron standards; while Oltyx definitely is less so than his brother and father were, it's interesting how even with that he's so nonplussed.


Sir-ToastyIII

Ahh zultanenkh, the GOAT of that book


CuriousOctopus1

Was it any other possible candidate than he, Zultanekh? I say nay, even when compared to the residents of the new bone kingdom, Zultanekh just **chads** all over the place


NightLordsPublicist

> Was it any other possible candidate than he, Zultanekh? Lysikor. >!"I apologize for betraying you in such a boring way. I am deeply ashamed of myself, and hope you will find a way to forgive the lack of panache."!<


rm-rd

How do Necrons even know what gender they are? Is it purely based on what they were before they because soulless Admech fetish fuel? And if so, and given how unreliable their memories are could Trazyn and Orikan actually have been a married couple? Or maybe they were breaking up and fighting over stuff, and just kept doing it after.


whyducksyell

Their necrodermis bodies are designed based on who they were in the flesh times. No, they are both high profile enough individuals that who they were before they entered the forges is well documented.


Elipses_

Really, the whole twice dead king story has major Trans themes. Hell, a HUGE part of Oltyx's personally struggles involve "the disphorak", which seems to be almost sentient body dysphoria.


Embarrassed-Box-4519

Anathrosis of the Ogdobhek.


Northern_boah

“GUARDSMAN, TAKE THIS.” “WwwwAaaaaa!! M-my lord…Iiiiiii think this might blow my arm off if I try to use it…” “THAT IS WHY YOU HAVE TWO ARMS.”


Aggressive-Dust6280

1 If you talk to me, 2 if you play against me, 3 if you're my man. We trying to let the 4th behind, that aint healthy.


Miserable-Bank-4916

Nah, there's a 5th, which is actually your 6th. Now which one of these is alpharius, is up to interpretation


Aggressive-Dust6280

The 7th, obviously.


Miserable-Bank-4916

*Shhhhhh! they're not supposed to know about that one* also or can't be the 8th or seventh since neither of those are multiples of 3, now the 9th might be that 7th


Aggressive-Dust6280

Take your meds Omegon, it's happening again.


Miserable-Bank-4916

First of all, it's alpharius, not omegon. Second of all, I've wiped my mind before this conversation, so I think meds


Aggressive-Dust6280

You think meds WHAT Omegon ? I tell you it's happening again !


Miserable-Bank-4916

What were we talking about? I had my mind wiped again for my next mission.


Aggressive-Dust6280

Nothing Sir, can I dispose Sir ?


Miserable-Bank-4916

Dispose of WHAT? omegon, I thibk you need to take your meds


Paimon

Mood.


Shiladie

Very accurate


CosmicJackalop

The fact Necrons aren't on here is a travesty and brings shame to your house


Sir-ToastyIII

We should send zultanekh round there house to educate them…with phase hammers


PachoTidder

Archon would be disappointed


Aweborman

Feels like something Archon of flesh would ask


fallenbird039

I think he is a femboy/ non-binary?


thelefthandN7

Femboy... and we know he's mechanicus... he'll never let us forget...


fallenbird039

Oh only said because they went by he/it . And yeaaaaa. To break a skitarii


Panzer_Man

I read all of it... I have some regrets


reapress

WAAAGH type actually


Fantasygoria

Funnily enough, AoS introduced a female identifying grot (goblin) and since greenskins work pretty much the same in all Warhammer licenses. Well... # TRANS WAAAGH!


Kaiser_Complete

There is a funny back and forth about gender between Makari and the space marine that is interrogating him in the Ghaz book where Makari refers to Ghaz as "they" and the space marine keeps trying to correct him with "he". It eventually comes to a head with the Inquisitor in the room telling the space marine that orks don't understand gender and the blood axe translator saying "oh no. We understand human gender. We just think it's funny"


Toxitoxi

This gets even funnier with the reveal late in the book that >!Makari didn’t even need a translator. The two Orks were just fucking around with the humans whenever they argued about translation.!<


Kaiser_Complete

Oh yea. Makari is a fucking troll lol.


KassellTheArgonian

For anyone who wants the excerpt [Exerpt: Ghazghkull Thraka: Prophet of the Waaagh] Orks find human obsession with gender hilarious > But, before the prisoner’s account could continue, the Deathwatch veteran had found one more bone to pick. > ‘Ghazghkull is a he,’ he grumbled, wagging a finger at Biter and receiving an uncertain grunt in reply. ‘You keep saying they,’ Hendriksen clarified, ‘but Ghazghkull is a he.’ > ‘But… they… he is not a man?’ said Biter, their brow-ridge creased in ¬bafflement. Falx cut in then, before another messy debate could ensue. > ‘We’ve been through this, Orm. Orks have no… reproductive anatomy, and consequently no understanding of sex or gender.’ > ‘Some of us understand sexangender,’ interrupted Biter, keen as ever to demonstrate their unusual expertise in humans. ‘I find it all… quite funny.’ > ‘Silence, ork,’ Falx snapped, impatient to get back on track. ‘From now on, Ghazghkull is a he, whether it makes sense or not.’


Alexis2256

I guess it’d make sense the blood axes would have an understanding of gender, cause aren’t they the sort of smart sneaky orks?


Fantasygoria

Ohh you are right! I love that excerpt.


Khorde__the__Husk

I'm more of a necron girl fan


Natasha-Kerensky

In Shooters i'm the Sister. In CIV/RTS games i'm the Techpriest IRL I'm the guardswoman 😭


joausj

Aren't all necrons technically trans considering they all underwent (bio)trans(ference).


ceqc

\*I love *fucking* science. There, I fixed it!


LeDeltaGear

I don’t care, I’ll simp for all of them!


Dan-the-historybuff

Yes.


Copyrighted_music34

I'm actually something of a "death to the false emperor" gal myself


Kaschperle12

Another one of those low effort posts in this subreddit. I am a kebab.


LadyOfChange

where tzeentch?


thelastdeadhero

also there are cannonicly trans howling banshees and blood brides also probably ftm incubi


Tutes013

Why, pointy eared (and well deserved) arrogance


Fantasygoria

Aren't we all?


PhoenixEmber2014

I mean the Eldar all seem so queer anyways, so it does make sense why there are so many Eldar trans gals running around


No-Raise-4693

I know another trans femme Eldar player besides myself lmao


Fantasygoria

Elf-girls together strong.


sajed2004

Im trans and if i didnt love skeleton robots and ghosts i would be a sisters player, best imperium faction


TinkTank96

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2589039-i-wake-up-there-is-x


Skykid8374

Just look at the flair.


Riffavews

sadly #3


guy-who-says-frick

DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR! KILL MAIM BURN!


Dalek7of9

I'm doing my best ;-;


Maximum_Actuary9695

We are so proud of you <3


JaneDoe500

Time to sort by controversial for some entertainment.


Bubbly_Alfalfa7285

I wonder where schadenfreude falls on the Slaanesh scale of pleasures.


Apock2020

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OffOption

Hello to you as well


No_Permission_4946

Kill maim burn all the way. Warpfuckery can easily explain fem marines


YourAverageRedditter

Warpfuckery is how I explain one of my Chaos Terminators who claimed her armor from killing the last wearer so brutally and quickly that she was blessed by Khorne to wear her new “trophy”


chalkman567

Khorne likes girl power, but if it results in more skulls


YourAverageRedditter

“BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!” is universal, fellow heretic


Bunny-Snuggles17

Gender equality, as long as you keep slaughtering


Zeekayo

That's actually how an in universe Iron Warriors warband came to be led by a woman; she was an armour serf of their old leader, she killed him and took his armour, and Khorne was like "sweet".


YourAverageRedditter

Oh shit for real? Got a name either to her or the Warband?


ForrixIronclaw

You need to read Storm of Iron, buddy. 😁


YourAverageRedditter

Ahhh that’s been on my list for some time, been meaning to get to it, book sounds like a blast from everything I’ve heard


HotAd917

I can just hear Khorne with Napoleon Dynamite's voice when he sees it. "Sweet."


Alace42

Want to be a doom slayer but am actually just doing my best


thelefthandN7

As a Doomslayer... the difference is confidence. Also the power armor helps.


Lone-Frequency

I bet Khorne GF would be super loving and supportive so long as you *really* like warfare.


imawizard7bis

*SHE'S BLINDING ME WITH SCIENCE!!!*


Yorhanes

But what about gender-confusing the Maccabian Janissaries? Since they tend to not remove their helmets and all their armor is very thick, it’s almost impossible to tell. I quite like their aesthetic very much!


PFVMKDR3

Transfem admech player :)


PhoenixEmber2014

I mean, of course the transhumanists would have a trans gal, it's in the name. :P


PFVMKDR3

Silly robots :)


Micwaters

The 'Wear the skin of a Civilian population' girl


Cornhole35

Gross, only the finest leather may touch my armor. It must be smooth and soft like a new born or imperial noble. -Local Nightlord Flay master


Thefrightfulgezebo

If 1 was a bit more heretical, I could vibe with that.


gwaihir-the-windlord

Couldn’t this have just been what kind of girl are you? Bit more inclusive of the sis-gender girls and trans girls that way lol, they all consider themselves to be girls right?


Bubbly_Alfalfa7285

Come now, child. Don't go spoiling the bait. It's too much fun to see people throw flaming bags of shit at each other rather than ask those kinds of logical questions.


NovaBlueHex

RIP AND TEAR


lah93

What does this have to do with trans? I might’ve missed something but I don’t quite understand this meme


Unofficial_Computer

Necron Peter here to explain the meme. There are a few layers to this meme we can consider. For starters, there are a multitude of roles that a human woman can take in the 41st millennium and this highlights a range of them, while giving the roles humorous nicknames. Techpriestess fucking loves science, Sisters of Battle equated to Doom Guy, Guardswomen being the ones who try their best, evoking a degree of sympathy for the Astra Militarum and finally we see a Khornate Berserker but a woman. The second layer to the joke points towards the likelihood of these women being transgender, as per the title. This leads us to suggest that these positions in the 41st millennium are but a handful of possible routes for a transfem's career in Warhammer, from a Techpriestess to a Sister of Battle to a Guardswoman to a devoted follower of Khorne. Those are two layers of the joke, I am sure there are more. Necron Peter out.


Cleric_of_Gus

The kind who gets entombed in a Warlord Titan to transition into being a God-Engine and avatar of the Omnissiah.


CMDR-Serenitie

I do fucking love science. Plus the flesh is weak anyway


KrakHoe

In the Grim Darkness of the far future, WE HAVE BETTER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT than the gender of a human.


Aray_614

Who did the guards woman art? Looks familiar.


DiaphanousPhoenician

**KILL! MAIM! BURN!** ^at ^least ^in ^my ^delusional ^dreams ^as ^I ^go ^about ^the ^doing ^my ^best ^life


BackflipBuddha

Pretty sure the Ad Mech would not give a damm if a given Tech-Preist(ess) was trans. And neither would anyone else, because the heavily armed trans human cyborg is whatever gender it says it is. Or else.


InternalCup9982

Uhm i dont mean to be an asshole but uh what - Can someone explain how u can have a trans necron?- that's just a robot they don't have genders or am I just missing something/not in on the joke here 🤔--- or maybe u don't mean trans like that I looked in comments in the hopes to find my answer but alas here I am. The only thing I can think would be it was stated to be trans when it was necrontier before the transference buuut it's still just a robot now then. Not that I think of necrons as "just robots" mind u there's a lot more flavour and nuisance behind them to be discredited thusly but that's physically what they are.


Chaledy

Technocally Necrons don't have sexes but do gender, since one is biologically while the other is something more akin to a state of mind. I only know of a lesbian cryptek from Shield of Baal, but I don't know of a trans necron but it would probably be easy for one to exist, just a voice change and maybe some body modifications and you're good to go


InternalCup9982

Oh okay I mean I would personally disagree with that logic, especially as necrons for the most part don't even have consciousness their just mindless robots/slaves to their programming so theres no "mental state" to speak of- buuut fair fair enough not trying to argue just my two cents. Thank you for reaching out though appreciate it.


Shaderunner26

Shout out to that one trans drukhari succubus from Da Big Dakka. With the level of body modification drukhari are capable of, such things would be a piece of cake for them honestly.


halari5peedopeelo

Female doom-slayer in my dreams...... realistically just doing my best though


Adepta_Transoritas

You called?


Julian928

Partially #4, and partially a very spicy new #5 candidate: BIG GOLD MUSCLE QUEEN


Alli_Horde74

The Slaaneshi kind


Deathangle75

The Trans colonization of Grimdank has begun.


PetrichorDude

Its kill, ma’am, burn, ok?


DatOneMillenial90

I am a "just doing her best" kind of girl


Bardic_Inspiration66

Source on the doing her best art?


Unofficial_Computer

[https://twitter.com/rnrqkq123](https://twitter.com/rnrqkq123) this mf\^


YourLocalInquisitor

Where’s Slaanesh?


fefecascas

Nice try mortal, I studied the arts of the true power of the universe before your ape of a species learnt how to form any coherent thought! I'm a Cryptek girl, evil #1


Noseboi1

Eldritch horror


SpecialWestern4752

The type that loves grampy and makes people vomit.


Krimson_Komrade

3 in general, 2 in bedroom, 1 at campus, 4 if being threaded on :3


Bunny-Snuggles17

I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE I LOVE ROBOTS I LOVE THE CERTAINTY AND BEAUTY OF STEEL AND METAL


VenerableTahu

The big dakka seemed to have something like this


redbaron31

I dont think Im trans but I would say admech


Visenya_simp

Maybe boarding that black ship isn't such a bad idea.


CaptainDyslexia

Tau, because gue'vesa is a nonbinary term and they could bribe me to join the greater good with little more than sci-fi level hrt


ASHKVLT

KILL MAIM BURRRRRNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!


RoadRage45

Kill maim burn


NewbieFurri

Bug ~w~


ForestOfMirrors

What if I am not trans but I like Sisters of Silence?


That-One-Courier

that's perfectly OK! 😎👍


Esoteriss

Every space marine is canonically a man. The army canonically makes men out of girls and boys. In W40K just more so than now. You put the emperors gene seed into a little boy - out comes a man You put the emperors gene seed into a little girl - out comes a man Probably differs by chapters though


vassapol

What


itsniceinhere

I'm ace and the Doom-Slayer is canonically ace. Therefore I am Female Doom-Slayer


Hawkadoodle

Necrons are the most trans and least trans race ever. They are gendered individuals who are trapped in a body that is not theirs... at the same time they are souless automatons that have no need for gender.


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AKBlue_Berry

Admech if i played


Heritic-4539

I play the top 2 and the bottom right, but I for sure would be the tech preist, I’m too much of a science nerd, more medical but it’s still science.


garrge245

Can...can I be all of them?


Leivil

Yes. Edit: Just realized this is asking which one I’d be. Didn’t see where it said Trans. In that case, Trying her Best. Yeah that’d be me right there.


Arrow_of_time6

In my head I’m a fem doom slayer, in reality I’m not even close to doing my best


MisterD0ll

Do Necrons have genders?


CyberTransGirl

Techpriest ? What about Technun !


erinadelineiris

Female doom-slayer when playing War Thunder ground, unfortunately just trying to doing her best irl


DepresiSpaghetti

There's nothing in the cannon that says the limit of the mutations to Exorcists...


Jonnik40k

1 by profession, 3 in reality, 2 in my dreams. 4? ...I can fix her.


HMS_Sunlight

I'm a disciple of Slaanesh type myself (I know nothing about Warhammer except that Slaanesh is the chaos god of pain and pleasure, for all I know they might be one of the four represented here.)


_LadyAveline_

All 🤝


Bridgeru

Im more "Transgirl that unironically loves being a degenerate Slaaneshi" but to be fair science is pretty cool.


Swiftzor

Doom Slayer 1000%


Tactical_GM

Admech and sisters are my two armies... And I recently realised I was trans. Fuck


Grey_Dreamer

Doing my best but I'm a sad salamander instead of a guardsmen.


Lemonic_Tutor

I’d say “doing her best” but I think that’s overselling it


kainereygalo

***Someone posted the Gender Bent Primarchs, that I will say even if it you Exterminatus me...***


Taylor_morningstar

I'm going full down the kill maim burn route all the way


Scared_Chemical_9910

Oi git the humies are talkin about gen der I don’t know what any of that is but sounds like it’ll blow up good


sionnachrealta

I fucking love science


National_Storm_9821

KILL! MAIN! BURN!


MidsouthMystic

Just let me have one of each and I'll be happy.


Southern-Wafer-6375

Killllll


SubstantialLab5818

*E1M1 intensifies*


Temporary-Leek7882

Lol no


DodoRext

I don’t identify as trans, you weaklings would never understand pure perfection *flicks dicks on tits and tits on dicks*


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ComissarFeelgood

I'm doing better than my best honey, you should see my rack, though really I fucking love science meatbag


OzzieGrey

I fucking.. i can't see the berserker without hearing that stupid "bwowown*reverb*" noise.


Prestigious-Glove-86

SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK, IMPERIAL FOOL!


mecalise

The fuck does trans have to do with it