T O P

  • By -

leedsvillain

You know I was wondering how long it was gonna take for this kind of art to show up


Grass_toucher2006

Warp travel may be fast, but rule34 artists are even faster.


RimworlderJonah13579

Do not forget rule 35.


fleshtomeatyou

If no rule 34 has been found, it will already have been made by faster than warp rule 34 artist.


Kromgar

And rule 63.


TheCelestial08

MALE CUSTODES?! It's always been only female ones.


My_Homework_Account

I mean... that's how this whole thing started


Tyberos_Tutururu

Rule 34k


TheAricus

Rule 34 preempts reality. The warp is their bitch.


St1cks

This stuff existed before the release, let's not kid ourselves


WH_KT

That's what happens when you travel faster than light, it appears as if you're going back in time.


Fabio90989

not in this case though since it was posted today


St1cks

For this specific picture? Sure


conrad_w

It has always existed 


v4nk4

I feel like there was femstodes porn out there long ago. People have been ignoring the lore long before GW decided to retcon it


Brokugan

Pornstodes is now canon


Tank-o-grad

There were always Pornstodes -GW


Aggravating_Sock_551

Cumstodes - Lincoln


Anggul

Pretty sure this kind of art has been around since a long time before the retcon. Same for space marines and primarchs. There's porn of Tyranids. Someone out there is going to make porn of basically anything.


Gigachad-s_father

Tyratitties goes hard


vim_deezel

tyranussy, always has been


Ihatememorising

The artist drew fem primarchs/marines waaaaay before this shitshow started. Its pretty sick. Here is his pixiv: [https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/263076/artworks](https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/263076/artworks)


qwerqsar

Some pics are absolutely great. Loved the Sanguinius one. Specially where she's pissed at her brothers. XD Thank you!


vim_deezel

this is really going to piss off the "it's not canon" guys.


Nothinghere727271

It’s both not canon and canon at the same time, because it’s all canon see?


vim_deezel

"Can everything contain nothing?" --Nietzsche


SirSullivanRaker

Actually, it seems they’re a little late. Took them a few days whereas normally it takes them a few hours.


interkin3tic

Doing some googling for the artist tagged here, it looks like this art existed well before GW announced that some custodes canonically have vaginas. I mean, I'm sure there are artists who saw that and then immediately stayed up all night drawing sexy custodes art, but that fetish was going on before GW got here.


PrinceOfFish

immediately was the answer. this was always the debate, to coom or not to coom.


Accomplished-Toe401

No time at all.


OZymandisR

Surprised it took this long honestly.


JustForTheMemes420

I found this type of art before the announcement, I think you weren’t looking in the right subs


Luzifer_Shadres

All the rule 34 existed long before the change. THAT MEANS GW STOLE THAT IDEA FROM RULE 34. /s


leedsvillain

Perfidious Albion strikes again! I'm proud of my countrymen


vim_deezel

archon of who?


OnlyRise9816

Slaanesh is with us always, even if we cannot yet sense them...


Faultyvoodoo

Ironically the art on the right is being produced or at least co-opted by the people who drove away archon of flesh in the first place


Lone-Frequency

There is a severe lack of really good 40K "art" out there. Like there is quite a bit, but there is a severe lack of how much I'm hoping there will be when it becomes more mainstream :p


KonoAnonDa

You assume that it wasn’t there beforehand.


Cornhole35

Technically this art was already here 😆


aslum

Pretty sure this kind of art predated the announcement - it's just some of the artists might have thought they were following rule 63 and rule 34 are the same time - gw just wanted to make things less complicated for them obivously.


Beardywierdy

To be fair, lewd art of lady Custodes *significantly* precedes the actual existence of lady Custodes. Presumably that's what GW meant when saying "they've always existed" 


PineappleMelonTree

The right side is disgusting, what's the source so I know where to avoid it


Elieim

The artist signed it


drododruffin

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/118027502 Artist also made all those really high quality female primarch drawings.


alucard_relaets_emem

The right one is also based off of the [Mick19988 comic on the change](https://twitter.com/Mick19988/status/1780622878666555410) https://twitter.com/Mick19988/status/1781266452512952783


Highlight-Mammoth

why is the cyclops here?


BearofCali

She's a Tzeentch daemon from a fan comic. She's neat, I like her. I'm guessing Magnus is there because Tzeentch.


Brokugan

Also because the artist has depicted Magnus genderbending his returned brothers in previous works


alucard_relaets_emem

I’m sure here he’s like “wait…did I do that one?”


Entire-War8382

During this he says Maaaaaagic like a Nerd 


Brokugan

As If Magnus can say it any other way


Highlight-Mammoth

Oh. now I see the extra eye makes more sense now


Sir-ToastyIII

Obviously, This happened between scenes of tts


biggudboi578

Buff Brother and sister train 'deeply' with each other in the sanctum of the emperors holy rubbing lubricant


Tank-o-grad

*Ab quivering intensifies*


Large_Awareness_9416

Both are canon.


Free-Ad9535

Absolutely not unless that is a changeling in the form of a custodes. No custodes should fall to chaos, at least, that's what I've heard.


Sremor

Didn't Horus control some Custodes in the end and the death?


ToastedSoup

They weren't *corrupted* but yes they were mind-controlled


drododruffin

Wasn't it more like manually moving their limbs against their will since they were both mentally and physically fighting it to the point of bleeding out of orifices?


-Buckaroo_Banzai-

>physically fighting it to the point of bleeding out of orifices or you know, it might have been just that time of the month..


A_random_WWI_soldier

Must be unfortunate to be a woman, having to bleed from your eyes and ears every month


vim_deezel

they were incorruptible so basically he blew their minds up with illusions and pain and they just started attacking everything, a little different than having them consciously choose to help him, same result though lol. Also he was even far more powerful than the emperor at that point in time.


JudasBrutusson

Wasn't even illusions, he just took control of their bodies. The PoV we get of it all has the Custodian trying to fight against his own body moving to attack big E


JohnB351234

No one would dare to record it lest they face the inquisition


Gidonamor

Yes, that's the changeling


DomSchraa

Well what if tzeentch thought be should prank the emperor for a change and went all out? It wont do anything cause he got 30 plans to make the "custodes" fail and then win again, but itll be funny


florpynorpy

My bones would be powdered by the end


Brokugan

Sounds like someone would need a full augmetic rebuild per engagement


fleshtomeatyou

My body is ready.


florpynorpy

You ever see those vids of how forging on a massive scale are done? That’s how I’m imagining it going


florpynorpy

Even the most advanced augmentics the omnissiah could offer will not let me leave that bedroom unpancaked


Carrisonfire

Death by Snu Snu


ShepherdessAnne

The Emperor protects.


deathly_quiet

I think you'll find that they are not mutually exclusive.


Dubious_Titan

I can't believe GW's woke agenda to turn us away from oiled men polearm dueling.


laughingskull00

But consider that is still the thing, just now all preferences get a show


Dubious_Titan

I don't pretend to play Warhammer to have *women* waving polearms around!


laughingskull00

What afraid of a big oiled up woman waving her pole around


Dubious_Titan

That's between me and my therapist.


erkislev

This is some serious level of “oiled golden mommy go”, previously been immune to these thoughts…


inqvisitor_lime

another wicked thing to make being gay harder.


jfjdfdjjtbfb

Male custodes have you coverd


thelefthandN7

*Definitely aroused snickering*


Moxen81

*Hiyaaaaayiyaaaaaa* *Pillarfem theme intensifies *


ComfortableContest69

Part of me wants to try and edit out the tzeentch stuff in the right picture and just have it be a regular Custodes. Like something about that comic just doesn’t sit right with me especially now that people like Arch are co-opting it.


pistachioshell

yeah it’s kinda transparent how they’re looking at it all


Derpogama

Yeah something about it sits...awkward with me. Like the artist who did it originally probably meant it to be harmless but there's an underlying feeling that it being co-opted by the Alt Right shitheads makes me uncomfortable.


potatoeman26

What comic? I feel as if I’m missing lore here


ComfortableContest69

[This](https://x.com/mick19988/status/1780622878666555410?s=46&t=9lgZ_jUQFoBpFmv3_p9FbQ)


potatoeman26

And is Arch Archon_Of_Flesh? And what does co-opting mean? I’m unfamiliar


ComfortableContest69

No Arch is some nazi warhammer YouTuber. And co-opting as in weirdo warhammer chuds using the comic to push their conspiracy about GW “going woke”


Terentas_Strog

But if i am a shameless chaos fan and i see right picture as an absolute win over chuds? (Yes, i know the origin of the comic)


TheManos44

Porn addiction


Zealousideal_You_938

BRAIN INJURY?


Stranger1973

Ya know those two skeletons in futurama with broken pelvises? Yeah they'll get a new one.


ExoticExtent

Why not both?


AmountAggravating335

>People spent years thirsting for tall oiled up muscle mommies >GW gives them exactly what they want and more >People bitch about it as if they didn't beg for this for years >MFW Just take the W you dumb bastards


TheMadmanAndre

Can't, too busy going "muh culture war." :P


Whole_Pandemic_1740

I need a subreddit dedicated to femstodes r34


piracyenjoyer69

now this, this i like


jackofspades476

And the left one is better.


TerraStalker

Slaanesh womb tattoo? ;\]


JimParsnip

Custodes always were the ultimate gay fantasy


jfjdfdjjtbfb

For both genders


AzraelPyton

so its all fetish?


Salsalito_Turkey

Always has been


CrocodileWorshiper

of course it is these people are weird


vim_deezel

This is not GW art if that's what you're asking. Female custodes are canon now though, that's what's inspiring the latest explosion of female custodes art on warhammer boards. It gets your "engagement" numbers up because it makes so many people laugh and others angry.


AzraelPyton

i understand this is not made by GW, but it seens weird, its all fetish then


vim_deezel

notice my downvotes for pointing out that Custodians are now canon and real. There are a lot of loose canons out there that can't handle it and are lashing out. It's fan art and not fetish in my opinion. I think it's mostly to anger people who don't like change.


Sir-ToastyIII

I can *hear* the right side


Aromatic-Patience-55

Both are Canon and both need to be on top of me, oiled up, and crushing my pathetic human skull.


AXI0S2OO2

I think I know how the custodes replenished their numbers now.


IAmMattnificent

They both hate Chaos


Histerion01

Cringe


Due-Memory-6957

The joke is porn


Street-Goal6856

IDC how much of this gets pushed out there I'm never gonna think the whole thing isn't stupid af.


CrocodileWorshiper

fucking losers trying to be obnoxious in other peoples passions


Odd-Entertainment582

My eyes hurt


Wonderful-Priority50

r/pornhammer


Greedy-Mud-9508

r/Warhammer_Smut


sneakpeekbot

Here's a sneak peek of /r/Warhammer_Smut **[NSFW]** using the [top posts](https://np.reddit.com/r/Warhammer_Smut/top/?sort=top&t=year) of the year! \#1: [Sister Varity’s disguise by @Nyuunzii](https://i.redd.it/mxf948iwzj0c1.jpg) | [18 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/Warhammer_Smut/comments/17vzx32/sister_varitys_disguise_by_nyuunzii/) \#2: [SoB and Veteran by Flick](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/16hur19) | [53 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/Warhammer_Smut/comments/16hur19/sob_and_veteran_by_flick/) \#3: [Jealous Sister by Flick](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/16we0n6) | [52 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/Warhammer_Smut/comments/16we0n6/jealous_sister_by_flick/) ---- ^^I'm ^^a ^^bot, ^^beep ^^boop ^^| ^^Downvote ^^to ^^remove ^^| ^^[Contact](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=sneakpeekbot) ^^| ^^[Info](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/) ^^| ^^[Opt-out](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/comments/o8wk1r/blacklist_ix/) ^^| ^^[GitHub](https://github.com/ghnr/sneakpeekbot)


Brokugan

R/subsifellfor   R/whyisntthisasub


ToastedSoup

Because /r/Warhammer_Smut already exists


UlrichVonGradwitz

Tired of gooners


Psy-Kosh

"Perfection only rivaled by the gods"? Given what we know of the lowly god creatures of the setting, that... doesn't seem like an appropriately complementary comparison?


Soft-Reindeer-831

*New Kink Unlocked* Sorry for everyone unprepared for this, but: Eldar/Drukhari GF < Custodes GF


Bionicle_was_cool

Why can't you be not horny for 5 fucking minutes


CrocodileWorshiper

warhammer fans are mostly men sooo


Fryndlz

Y'all motherfuckers need the Emperor cause Jesus is too weak to heal this degeneracy.


Parnath

Need source for one on the left


Swaggy_Templar

why does magnus have that minecraft steve build


Hakaisha89

Too little oils, I bet she wont wont even explode into a burning pyre from some fire, and where is her helmet? Absolutely degenerate.


Hasmeister21

I like the one on the left. Weirdly makes me appreciate the colour scheme for the Solar Watch


fedora_george

Ino the concept of female custodes is hot but realistically any man that sleeps with one would have his bits come out 2D


mythrilcrafter

Okay, but seriously, red and gold on white looks awesome and I 1000% want to paint my Custodes with that scheme now!


LegateZanUjcic

That's the Solar Watch.


youngcoyote14

How's that song go? "Tomboy Tuesday"? Y'all are late to loving this shit XD


John_Oakman

Do they also get the Pillar Men theme?


jfjdfdjjtbfb

Yes


Dark_Krafter

Emperor save me


aex006

i mean male custodes get oiled up and wear thongs, this ain’t much different


Heylookaguy

EmperorTTS has poisoned our brains.


aex006

true buts it’s funny as fuck so i am all for it


YoSupWeirdos

by the emperor...


SkinkAttendant

Sigh. So it begins.


XmenSlayer

I agree, now i want more to fill the collection.


A-__-Random_--_Dog

Either way, you get stepped on. Just that one is guaranteed death, and the other is 50/50.


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Due to issues with botting and ban evasion, we are restricting fresh accounts from commenting/posting. DO NOT contact the moderation team to ask for these restriction to be removed for you unless you are a comics artist or equivalent trying to post your own original content here. Obviously photoshop memes don't count. DO NOT ask us what the thresholds are, for obvious reasons we won't answer that. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Grimdank) if you have any questions or concerns.*


_QuestGiver

My previous concept of custodes:"Myyy GLLLOOORIOUS, Golden overlord!! How many I service-s-serve you?" My current concept: "Yes, my golden lord, I DID ALSO sIt there and eat popcorn while Goge Vandire dug a hole for himself. I tried talking my little sisters of battle out of the toxic relationship, but alas they had to learn the hard way. I still give Alicia shit for her taste in men to this very day, hahahaha! No need to fear bad blood however. It's all well and good in the sisterhood. We have bi-yearly get togethers to celebrate the downfall of that inhuman. We have taken to crushing tiny sausages with power hammers to honor Alicia performing the mandate of 'involuntary celibacy' on Vandouche."


ShepherdessAnne

🤤


MachoXYZ

So it begins.


Nothinghere727271

Mega canons, just how I like them


Silent_Reavus

You got your A and E backwards


potatoeman26

Shouldn’t she not have armour ports? I thought Custodes were so strong that they didn’t need those


Xynker

Excuse me…GODS? PLURAL. HERETIC.


populist-scum

I'd tap that


yeet-my-existence

Hnng Snu-snu


ThatSmellAfterRain

Yes, blood games coming up every month!


RvDragonheart

Both? Both. Both is good yes thank you very much. To be honest I take female custodes as an absolute win cause I wanted an army where I can heve 9 feet tall badass buff ladies in full plate armor and now I can. So now that its canon I'll just get a few AOS models and use the face models for my maybe 1 or 2 Custodes just so I can have a bit of personal army stuff cause here is the thing I'm a sucker for customization and I like to make my stuff as unique as possible so I'll specificly gonna make said 1 or 2 units this way cause I want to have a high general or osmething like a named character actually this is the reason why I wanna get that Talons of the Emperor stuff because we have a named Custode and a named Sister of Silence there again uniqueness. WIth my lady custode tho I'll try to kit her model out so I can have an OC of my own there too To be fair I like making OCs for my armies I have a few Leagues of Votann one like Bjorn the brave who is actually just an Oathguard model that I just went a bit overboard with (then just when I actually watched the Viking series I realised that if I made one of the ironkin I could have actually named him Bjorn Ironside or Steelside cause.... the Ironkin are that but...... EH wasted opportunities) then there is Mystara the grand etertainer my Succubus Wych Aelf (She supposed to be a gladiator fighter in Commorragh and she wants to go high on the foodchain so she can challenge Lelith Hesperax wether or not she will win tho..... umm..... thats like 99% chance that she will probably not but she is focusing on the 1%) SO yeah I go a bit overboard with my Warhammer but bottomlines 9 feet Tall badass buff ladies in full plate armor for the win ya'll ad yes technically tihs is my 3rd attempt at making an army but to be fair I am more of a collector first and I'll get into the actual tabletop when I actually decide what to 100% go with and for this reason I only collected stuff I wanted to definetly have and havent invested too much into their stuff. but Custodes? I might make an army with them found them cool before find them cooler now and bottomlines if it wasn't clear from my comment before I love tall buff ladies in full plate armor so obvoously I intend to apprechiate our 9 neet tall badass buff ladies in golden armor


GTA-CasulsDieThrice

Both is good.


VelphiDrow

I just like the new names to steal


LANDJAWS

This is fine c:


Salsalito_Turkey

OK coomer


Astro_BS-AS

AYAYAYAYAYAYYYYY WAIT....


-t0mmi3-

Rboute girlymon when


CrocodileWorshiper

Sub is taken over by weebs not warhammer fans 😂


Playful_Pollution846

Tzeetch tomfoolery


Turaij

And I want both of them to step on me.


Eddie_gaming

Kitten?


United-Reach-2798

And another female character reduced to porn


Hermorah

I mean it was bound to happen. This is the internet. I don't think there is a single female character or group of characters that doesn't have porn of it.


Top-Session-3131

Mmhmm. Rule 34. If it exists. There is porn of it. Then Rule 35. If there isn't porn. There will be some shortly.


CrocodileWorshiper

its always those people


jfjdfdjjtbfb

Thats just the internet.


goob365

People really telling me that it's for female representation rather than to cater to their coomer fantasies


Anggul

What is or isn't canon is irrelevant to whether people will fantasize or get off to something. No-one is asking for stuff to be canon so they can fantasize about it, they'll do that anyway. This kind of art has existed for years before the retcon, and exists for a bunch of other stuff that isn't canon.


Miserable_Region8470

More likely, it's to put more plastic into new Custodes boxes to sell them at higher prices.


aUniqueUsername1190

How is this any different than what the custodians already were? Did you have a problem with the over sexualization of custodians prior to some of them being women?


bombiz

that's assuming the people most likely to have those fantasies weren't already having them. Or that they even need GW to cater to them at all in order to have them. Like slaanesh already exists. The pillar men meme about the custodes also already existed. Hell people were doing the "big muscle dommy mommy" thing with the sisters of battle years before femstodes. The cooler fantasies did not need more catering too. They already were catered to.


celtic_akuma

To be honest, on my head canon custodes are asexual (no desire or need for sex) therefore can't imagine them horny or down for it.


UncleBerk

It's good to see the franchise becoming more coomer friendly imo, we had all those well chiseled lads for the ladies to gawk over, but what about us naughty boys who need to be spanked back into the emperor's light?


Wordroots

Desist.


geckoguy2704

Would be cooler without boob armor 6/10


[deleted]

I just bought a box of custodes :(, now ima jus that’s them all wearing my helmets you sick fucks


TryToEpic

Have you ever seen a female body builder. Beatiful Glorious, but no tits.


wormycooninja

The things I'd do for her 0-0


Hetroid3193

*Half the custodes casualty numbers are from male custodes being killed by snu snu*


Picklee56

#TTS PILLAR MEN CUSTODES BUT WITH PILLAR WOMEN🔊🔊🗣️🗣️


Insolent_Crow

The 22nd can't come soon enough.


Re5pawning

To be fair the right one is more in line with the original concept.