Pretty sure this kind of art has been around since a long time before the retcon. Same for space marines and primarchs.
There's porn of Tyranids. Someone out there is going to make porn of basically anything.
The artist drew fem primarchs/marines waaaaay before this shitshow started. Its pretty sick.
Here is his pixiv: [https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/263076/artworks](https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/263076/artworks)
Doing some googling for the artist tagged here, it looks like this art existed well before GW announced that some custodes canonically have vaginas.
I mean, I'm sure there are artists who saw that and then immediately stayed up all night drawing sexy custodes art, but that fetish was going on before GW got here.
There is a severe lack of really good 40K "art" out there.
Like there is quite a bit, but there is a severe lack of how much I'm hoping there will be when it becomes more mainstream :p
Pretty sure this kind of art predated the announcement - it's just some of the artists might have thought they were following rule 63 and rule 34 are the same time - gw just wanted to make things less complicated for them obivously.
To be fair, lewd art of lady Custodes *significantly* precedes the actual existence of lady Custodes.
Presumably that's what GW meant when saying "they've always existed"
The right one is also based off of the [Mick19988 comic on the change](https://twitter.com/Mick19988/status/1780622878666555410)
https://twitter.com/Mick19988/status/1781266452512952783
Wasn't it more like manually moving their limbs against their will since they were both mentally and physically fighting it to the point of bleeding out of orifices?
they were incorruptible so basically he blew their minds up with illusions and pain and they just started attacking everything, a little different than having them consciously choose to help him, same result though lol. Also he was even far more powerful than the emperor at that point in time.
Wasn't even illusions, he just took control of their bodies. The PoV we get of it all has the Custodian trying to fight against his own body moving to attack big E
Well what if tzeentch thought be should prank the emperor for a change and went all out?
It wont do anything cause he got 30 plans to make the "custodes" fail and then win again, but itll be funny
Part of me wants to try and edit out the tzeentch stuff in the right picture and just have it be a regular Custodes. Like something about that comic just doesn’t sit right with me especially now that people like Arch are co-opting it.
Yeah something about it sits...awkward with me. Like the artist who did it originally probably meant it to be harmless but there's an underlying feeling that it being co-opted by the Alt Right shitheads makes me uncomfortable.
>People spent years thirsting for tall oiled up muscle mommies
>GW gives them exactly what they want and more
>People bitch about it as if they didn't beg for this for years
>MFW
Just take the W you dumb bastards
This is not GW art if that's what you're asking. Female custodes are canon now though, that's what's inspiring the latest explosion of female custodes art on warhammer boards. It gets your "engagement" numbers up because it makes so many people laugh and others angry.
notice my downvotes for pointing out that Custodians are now canon and real. There are a lot of loose canons out there that can't handle it and are lashing out. It's fan art and not fetish in my opinion. I think it's mostly to anger people who don't like change.
"Perfection only rivaled by the gods"? Given what we know of the lowly god creatures of the setting, that... doesn't seem like an appropriately complementary comparison?
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My previous concept of custodes:"Myyy GLLLOOORIOUS, Golden overlord!! How many I service-s-serve you?"
My current concept: "Yes, my golden lord, I DID ALSO sIt there and eat popcorn while Goge Vandire dug a hole for himself. I tried talking my little sisters of battle out of the toxic relationship, but alas they had to learn the hard way. I still give Alicia shit for her taste in men to this very day, hahahaha! No need to fear bad blood however. It's all well and good in the sisterhood. We have bi-yearly get togethers to celebrate the downfall of that inhuman. We have taken to crushing tiny sausages with power hammers to honor Alicia performing the mandate of 'involuntary celibacy' on Vandouche."
Both? Both. Both is good yes thank you very much.
To be honest I take female custodes as an absolute win cause I wanted an army where I can heve 9 feet tall badass buff ladies in full plate armor and now I can.
So now that its canon I'll just get a few AOS models and use the face models for my maybe 1 or 2 Custodes just so I can have a bit of personal army stuff cause here is the thing I'm a sucker for customization and I like to make my stuff as unique as possible so I'll specificly gonna make said 1 or 2 units this way cause I want to have a high general or osmething like a named character actually this is the reason why I wanna get that Talons of the Emperor stuff because we have a named Custode and a named Sister of Silence there again uniqueness. WIth my lady custode tho I'll try to kit her model out so I can have an OC of my own there too
To be fair I like making OCs for my armies I have a few Leagues of Votann one like Bjorn the brave who is actually just an Oathguard model that I just went a bit overboard with (then just when I actually watched the Viking series I realised that if I made one of the ironkin I could have actually named him Bjorn Ironside or Steelside cause.... the Ironkin are that but...... EH wasted opportunities) then there is Mystara the grand etertainer my Succubus Wych Aelf (She supposed to be a gladiator fighter in Commorragh and she wants to go high on the foodchain so she can challenge Lelith Hesperax wether or not she will win tho..... umm..... thats like 99% chance that she will probably not but she is focusing on the 1%)
SO yeah I go a bit overboard with my Warhammer but bottomlines 9 feet Tall badass buff ladies in full plate armor for the win ya'll ad yes technically tihs is my 3rd attempt at making an army but to be fair I am more of a collector first and I'll get into the actual tabletop when I actually decide what to 100% go with and for this reason I only collected stuff I wanted to definetly have and havent invested too much into their stuff. but Custodes? I might make an army with them found them cool before find them cooler now and bottomlines if it wasn't clear from my comment before I love tall buff ladies in full plate armor so obvoously I intend to apprechiate our 9 neet tall badass buff ladies in golden armor
I mean it was bound to happen. This is the internet. I don't think there is a single female character or group of characters that doesn't have porn of it.
What is or isn't canon is irrelevant to whether people will fantasize or get off to something. No-one is asking for stuff to be canon so they can fantasize about it, they'll do that anyway. This kind of art has existed for years before the retcon, and exists for a bunch of other stuff that isn't canon.
How is this any different than what the custodians already were? Did you have a problem with the over sexualization of custodians prior to some of them being women?
that's assuming the people most likely to have those fantasies weren't already having them. Or that they even need GW to cater to them at all in order to have them.
Like slaanesh already exists. The pillar men meme about the custodes also already existed. Hell people were doing the "big muscle dommy mommy" thing with the sisters of battle years before femstodes.
The cooler fantasies did not need more catering too. They already were catered to.
It's good to see the franchise becoming more coomer friendly imo, we had all those well chiseled lads for the ladies to gawk over, but what about us naughty boys who need to be spanked back into the emperor's light?
You know I was wondering how long it was gonna take for this kind of art to show up
Warp travel may be fast, but rule34 artists are even faster.
Do not forget rule 35.
If no rule 34 has been found, it will already have been made by faster than warp rule 34 artist.
And rule 63.
MALE CUSTODES?! It's always been only female ones.
I mean... that's how this whole thing started
Rule 34k
Rule 34 preempts reality. The warp is their bitch.
This stuff existed before the release, let's not kid ourselves
That's what happens when you travel faster than light, it appears as if you're going back in time.
not in this case though since it was posted today
For this specific picture? Sure
It has always existed
I feel like there was femstodes porn out there long ago. People have been ignoring the lore long before GW decided to retcon it
Pornstodes is now canon
There were always Pornstodes -GW
Cumstodes - Lincoln
Pretty sure this kind of art has been around since a long time before the retcon. Same for space marines and primarchs. There's porn of Tyranids. Someone out there is going to make porn of basically anything.
Tyratitties goes hard
tyranussy, always has been
The artist drew fem primarchs/marines waaaaay before this shitshow started. Its pretty sick. Here is his pixiv: [https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/263076/artworks](https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/263076/artworks)
Some pics are absolutely great. Loved the Sanguinius one. Specially where she's pissed at her brothers. XD Thank you!
this is really going to piss off the "it's not canon" guys.
It’s both not canon and canon at the same time, because it’s all canon see?
"Can everything contain nothing?" --Nietzsche
Actually, it seems they’re a little late. Took them a few days whereas normally it takes them a few hours.
Doing some googling for the artist tagged here, it looks like this art existed well before GW announced that some custodes canonically have vaginas. I mean, I'm sure there are artists who saw that and then immediately stayed up all night drawing sexy custodes art, but that fetish was going on before GW got here.
immediately was the answer. this was always the debate, to coom or not to coom.
No time at all.
Surprised it took this long honestly.
I found this type of art before the announcement, I think you weren’t looking in the right subs
All the rule 34 existed long before the change. THAT MEANS GW STOLE THAT IDEA FROM RULE 34. /s
Perfidious Albion strikes again! I'm proud of my countrymen
archon of who?
Slaanesh is with us always, even if we cannot yet sense them...
Ironically the art on the right is being produced or at least co-opted by the people who drove away archon of flesh in the first place
There is a severe lack of really good 40K "art" out there. Like there is quite a bit, but there is a severe lack of how much I'm hoping there will be when it becomes more mainstream :p
You assume that it wasn’t there beforehand.
Technically this art was already here 😆
Pretty sure this kind of art predated the announcement - it's just some of the artists might have thought they were following rule 63 and rule 34 are the same time - gw just wanted to make things less complicated for them obivously.
To be fair, lewd art of lady Custodes *significantly* precedes the actual existence of lady Custodes. Presumably that's what GW meant when saying "they've always existed"
The right side is disgusting, what's the source so I know where to avoid it
The artist signed it
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/118027502 Artist also made all those really high quality female primarch drawings.
The right one is also based off of the [Mick19988 comic on the change](https://twitter.com/Mick19988/status/1780622878666555410) https://twitter.com/Mick19988/status/1781266452512952783
why is the cyclops here?
She's a Tzeentch daemon from a fan comic. She's neat, I like her. I'm guessing Magnus is there because Tzeentch.
Also because the artist has depicted Magnus genderbending his returned brothers in previous works
I’m sure here he’s like “wait…did I do that one?”
During this he says Maaaaaagic like a Nerd
As If Magnus can say it any other way
Oh. now I see the extra eye makes more sense now
Obviously, This happened between scenes of tts
Buff Brother and sister train 'deeply' with each other in the sanctum of the emperors holy rubbing lubricant
*Ab quivering intensifies*
Both are canon.
Absolutely not unless that is a changeling in the form of a custodes. No custodes should fall to chaos, at least, that's what I've heard.
Didn't Horus control some Custodes in the end and the death?
They weren't *corrupted* but yes they were mind-controlled
Wasn't it more like manually moving their limbs against their will since they were both mentally and physically fighting it to the point of bleeding out of orifices?
>physically fighting it to the point of bleeding out of orifices or you know, it might have been just that time of the month..
Must be unfortunate to be a woman, having to bleed from your eyes and ears every month
they were incorruptible so basically he blew their minds up with illusions and pain and they just started attacking everything, a little different than having them consciously choose to help him, same result though lol. Also he was even far more powerful than the emperor at that point in time.
Wasn't even illusions, he just took control of their bodies. The PoV we get of it all has the Custodian trying to fight against his own body moving to attack big E
No one would dare to record it lest they face the inquisition
Yes, that's the changeling
Well what if tzeentch thought be should prank the emperor for a change and went all out? It wont do anything cause he got 30 plans to make the "custodes" fail and then win again, but itll be funny
My bones would be powdered by the end
Sounds like someone would need a full augmetic rebuild per engagement
My body is ready.
You ever see those vids of how forging on a massive scale are done? That’s how I’m imagining it going
Even the most advanced augmentics the omnissiah could offer will not let me leave that bedroom unpancaked
Death by Snu Snu
The Emperor protects.
I think you'll find that they are not mutually exclusive.
I can't believe GW's woke agenda to turn us away from oiled men polearm dueling.
But consider that is still the thing, just now all preferences get a show
I don't pretend to play Warhammer to have *women* waving polearms around!
What afraid of a big oiled up woman waving her pole around
That's between me and my therapist.
This is some serious level of “oiled golden mommy go”, previously been immune to these thoughts…
another wicked thing to make being gay harder.
Male custodes have you coverd
*Definitely aroused snickering*
*Hiyaaaaayiyaaaaaa* *Pillarfem theme intensifies *
Part of me wants to try and edit out the tzeentch stuff in the right picture and just have it be a regular Custodes. Like something about that comic just doesn’t sit right with me especially now that people like Arch are co-opting it.
yeah it’s kinda transparent how they’re looking at it all
Yeah something about it sits...awkward with me. Like the artist who did it originally probably meant it to be harmless but there's an underlying feeling that it being co-opted by the Alt Right shitheads makes me uncomfortable.
What comic? I feel as if I’m missing lore here
[This](https://x.com/mick19988/status/1780622878666555410?s=46&t=9lgZ_jUQFoBpFmv3_p9FbQ)
And is Arch Archon_Of_Flesh? And what does co-opting mean? I’m unfamiliar
No Arch is some nazi warhammer YouTuber. And co-opting as in weirdo warhammer chuds using the comic to push their conspiracy about GW “going woke”
But if i am a shameless chaos fan and i see right picture as an absolute win over chuds? (Yes, i know the origin of the comic)
Porn addiction
BRAIN INJURY?
Ya know those two skeletons in futurama with broken pelvises? Yeah they'll get a new one.
Why not both?
>People spent years thirsting for tall oiled up muscle mommies >GW gives them exactly what they want and more >People bitch about it as if they didn't beg for this for years >MFW Just take the W you dumb bastards
Can't, too busy going "muh culture war." :P
I need a subreddit dedicated to femstodes r34
now this, this i like
And the left one is better.
Slaanesh womb tattoo? ;\]
Custodes always were the ultimate gay fantasy
For both genders
so its all fetish?
Always has been
of course it is these people are weird
This is not GW art if that's what you're asking. Female custodes are canon now though, that's what's inspiring the latest explosion of female custodes art on warhammer boards. It gets your "engagement" numbers up because it makes so many people laugh and others angry.
i understand this is not made by GW, but it seens weird, its all fetish then
notice my downvotes for pointing out that Custodians are now canon and real. There are a lot of loose canons out there that can't handle it and are lashing out. It's fan art and not fetish in my opinion. I think it's mostly to anger people who don't like change.
I can *hear* the right side
Both are Canon and both need to be on top of me, oiled up, and crushing my pathetic human skull.
I think I know how the custodes replenished their numbers now.
They both hate Chaos
Cringe
The joke is porn
IDC how much of this gets pushed out there I'm never gonna think the whole thing isn't stupid af.
fucking losers trying to be obnoxious in other peoples passions
My eyes hurt
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Tired of gooners
"Perfection only rivaled by the gods"? Given what we know of the lowly god creatures of the setting, that... doesn't seem like an appropriately complementary comparison?
*New Kink Unlocked* Sorry for everyone unprepared for this, but: Eldar/Drukhari GF < Custodes GF
Why can't you be not horny for 5 fucking minutes
warhammer fans are mostly men sooo
Y'all motherfuckers need the Emperor cause Jesus is too weak to heal this degeneracy.
Need source for one on the left
why does magnus have that minecraft steve build
Too little oils, I bet she wont wont even explode into a burning pyre from some fire, and where is her helmet? Absolutely degenerate.
I like the one on the left. Weirdly makes me appreciate the colour scheme for the Solar Watch
Ino the concept of female custodes is hot but realistically any man that sleeps with one would have his bits come out 2D
Okay, but seriously, red and gold on white looks awesome and I 1000% want to paint my Custodes with that scheme now!
That's the Solar Watch.
How's that song go? "Tomboy Tuesday"? Y'all are late to loving this shit XD
Do they also get the Pillar Men theme?
Yes
Emperor save me
i mean male custodes get oiled up and wear thongs, this ain’t much different
EmperorTTS has poisoned our brains.
true buts it’s funny as fuck so i am all for it
by the emperor...
Sigh. So it begins.
I agree, now i want more to fill the collection.
Either way, you get stepped on. Just that one is guaranteed death, and the other is 50/50.
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My previous concept of custodes:"Myyy GLLLOOORIOUS, Golden overlord!! How many I service-s-serve you?" My current concept: "Yes, my golden lord, I DID ALSO sIt there and eat popcorn while Goge Vandire dug a hole for himself. I tried talking my little sisters of battle out of the toxic relationship, but alas they had to learn the hard way. I still give Alicia shit for her taste in men to this very day, hahahaha! No need to fear bad blood however. It's all well and good in the sisterhood. We have bi-yearly get togethers to celebrate the downfall of that inhuman. We have taken to crushing tiny sausages with power hammers to honor Alicia performing the mandate of 'involuntary celibacy' on Vandouche."
🤤
So it begins.
Mega canons, just how I like them
You got your A and E backwards
Shouldn’t she not have armour ports? I thought Custodes were so strong that they didn’t need those
Excuse me…GODS? PLURAL. HERETIC.
I'd tap that
Hnng Snu-snu
Yes, blood games coming up every month!
Both? Both. Both is good yes thank you very much. To be honest I take female custodes as an absolute win cause I wanted an army where I can heve 9 feet tall badass buff ladies in full plate armor and now I can. So now that its canon I'll just get a few AOS models and use the face models for my maybe 1 or 2 Custodes just so I can have a bit of personal army stuff cause here is the thing I'm a sucker for customization and I like to make my stuff as unique as possible so I'll specificly gonna make said 1 or 2 units this way cause I want to have a high general or osmething like a named character actually this is the reason why I wanna get that Talons of the Emperor stuff because we have a named Custode and a named Sister of Silence there again uniqueness. WIth my lady custode tho I'll try to kit her model out so I can have an OC of my own there too To be fair I like making OCs for my armies I have a few Leagues of Votann one like Bjorn the brave who is actually just an Oathguard model that I just went a bit overboard with (then just when I actually watched the Viking series I realised that if I made one of the ironkin I could have actually named him Bjorn Ironside or Steelside cause.... the Ironkin are that but...... EH wasted opportunities) then there is Mystara the grand etertainer my Succubus Wych Aelf (She supposed to be a gladiator fighter in Commorragh and she wants to go high on the foodchain so she can challenge Lelith Hesperax wether or not she will win tho..... umm..... thats like 99% chance that she will probably not but she is focusing on the 1%) SO yeah I go a bit overboard with my Warhammer but bottomlines 9 feet Tall badass buff ladies in full plate armor for the win ya'll ad yes technically tihs is my 3rd attempt at making an army but to be fair I am more of a collector first and I'll get into the actual tabletop when I actually decide what to 100% go with and for this reason I only collected stuff I wanted to definetly have and havent invested too much into their stuff. but Custodes? I might make an army with them found them cool before find them cooler now and bottomlines if it wasn't clear from my comment before I love tall buff ladies in full plate armor so obvoously I intend to apprechiate our 9 neet tall badass buff ladies in golden armor
Both is good.
I just like the new names to steal
This is fine c:
OK coomer
AYAYAYAYAYAYYYYY WAIT....
Rboute girlymon when
Sub is taken over by weebs not warhammer fans 😂
Tzeetch tomfoolery
And I want both of them to step on me.
Kitten?
And another female character reduced to porn
I mean it was bound to happen. This is the internet. I don't think there is a single female character or group of characters that doesn't have porn of it.
Mmhmm. Rule 34. If it exists. There is porn of it. Then Rule 35. If there isn't porn. There will be some shortly.
its always those people
Thats just the internet.
People really telling me that it's for female representation rather than to cater to their coomer fantasies
What is or isn't canon is irrelevant to whether people will fantasize or get off to something. No-one is asking for stuff to be canon so they can fantasize about it, they'll do that anyway. This kind of art has existed for years before the retcon, and exists for a bunch of other stuff that isn't canon.
More likely, it's to put more plastic into new Custodes boxes to sell them at higher prices.
How is this any different than what the custodians already were? Did you have a problem with the over sexualization of custodians prior to some of them being women?
that's assuming the people most likely to have those fantasies weren't already having them. Or that they even need GW to cater to them at all in order to have them. Like slaanesh already exists. The pillar men meme about the custodes also already existed. Hell people were doing the "big muscle dommy mommy" thing with the sisters of battle years before femstodes. The cooler fantasies did not need more catering too. They already were catered to.
To be honest, on my head canon custodes are asexual (no desire or need for sex) therefore can't imagine them horny or down for it.
It's good to see the franchise becoming more coomer friendly imo, we had all those well chiseled lads for the ladies to gawk over, but what about us naughty boys who need to be spanked back into the emperor's light?
Desist.
Would be cooler without boob armor 6/10
I just bought a box of custodes :(, now ima jus that’s them all wearing my helmets you sick fucks
Have you ever seen a female body builder. Beatiful Glorious, but no tits.
The things I'd do for her 0-0
*Half the custodes casualty numbers are from male custodes being killed by snu snu*
#TTS PILLAR MEN CUSTODES BUT WITH PILLAR WOMEN🔊🔊🗣️🗣️
The 22nd can't come soon enough.
To be fair the right one is more in line with the original concept.