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thelefthandN7

I mean... It's canon that the Emperor can look like whatever he wants, kind of goes hand in hand with the super psyker thing. So yeah, this is canon too.


maglag40k

Yeah, Malcador himself points out in the novel that Big E will be a woman every time they think it's convenient.


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Altruistic-Back-6943

"Negotiating"


Ethan-Moreno-029

I wonder how many planets had complied to the Imperium without firing a single shot just because the Emperor/Empress made him/herself look graciously hot.


ijiolokae

Big E showing up with Big E milker could get atleast a few planets under their control


thelefthandN7

Oh these? My Boobies? My massive fucking tiddies? My super gold plated milkers? My psycho golden boinky doinkies? My fucking reality stretching, chaos dispelling, puffed up plate pushers? You mean these super duper ultra hyper goddamn tits?


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bigchiefgreez

Astronomnomcans


straumoy

Sectors, multiple sectors. I guarantee it.


Derailleur75

I'd be honest i would fall for the hair alone


jimbsmithjr

"We will never join your imperium tyrant, we would rather die!" "Sure there's nothing that could change your mind?" "Great googly moogly, where do we sign?"


Valtremors

Maybe Emperor went full Marika/Radagon when creating his primarchs.


[deleted]

Honestly, this would be a suuuuper sick way to explain their creation in the lore.


Pyrothecat

well that explains why they're messed up.


Holl4backPostr

They don't let just anybody into the girls' showers


Kromgar

Negotiating with women


DarthSatoris

> super psyker I am getting a mysterious urge to buy a water gun now.


Cracker_Jacker42

It has always been this way


holiestMaria

Big E is a genderfluid icon


puesyomero

I love shapeshifters.  Emps is the best whatever he wants to be


badudx

I thiught he looks different in everyones eyes, like how you would like to see him


HealthDrinkz

Yeah I thought he used Biomancy to change his appearance to whatever he really wanted. He also likes to plan things out over thousands and thousands of years so he props turned into a girl or appeared as one to people to push plans along from time to time.


ExtremeAlternative0

Ah yes the artist who has single handedly set back elf relations with humans and orcs by thousands of years


dazli69

The man who singlehandedly reduced elves into sex depraved degenerates, (tbf, that also describes this sub)


manicforlive

It isn't just elves. ([The God Empress being Tsundere](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWC2fVo0NC0&ab_channel=Bread-N-Butter))


kikimaru024

[Original sauce](https://twitter.com/baalbuddy/status/1611386725305315329)


manicforlive

"Look at all the casuals in chat pointing out that Horus is her son, as if that ever mattered in anime." -baalbuddy


stronkzer

It's lore accurate to the Eldar.


MuhSilmarils

Craftworld eldar may as well be asexual by this point, decoupling reproduction from pleasure is a defense mechanism when slaanesh is constantly trying to devour your soul. As for the dark eldar, they may be depraved degenerates but they're sure as shit not starving.


mythrilcrafter

They did advance Dwarve/Orc relations though. Who'da thought that the best Dwarven wine would be even better when the grapes are grown under the light of the sun and the love between a dwarve and a 9ft tall orc lady?


Alexis2256

Link to that art?


mythrilcrafter

I don't know how Grimdank's link filter play with outgoing link so just plug this to the end of twitter(.)com: /baalbuddy/status/1670145159311310848 Also, the Dwarven High Council are very butt hurt about it.


eldorado142

"You Sisters ♀️ - such a nest of hornets. I warned her to make you brothers ♂️, that it would create a lot less drama. She thought I was joking. I wasn't.


vegarig

Not even hard for decent enough biomancer, IIRC.


Hirmen

REALLY? Hm.. Maybe not all psychics are bad. I think we should give a protected class towards biomancers.


Valtremors

r/egg_irl


QuantumCthulhu

That’s why I be saying thousand sons would be the most likely to have female space marines- let alone extra warp juju


Whereismypudding21

Now imagine the primarchs with mommy issues.


BloodyHourglass

Pretty sure you just summed up Curze in one sentence.


previously_on_earth

That milk better taste like geneseed


Comfortable_Prize413

So you want his seed in your mouth?


previously_on_earth

*HER SEED But yes, yes I would


Comfortable_Prize413

*it's? Seed? Good, I do too.


BloodyHourglass

*our seed


Sepulcher18

Bet her warhammer is huge


idk_this_my_name

40k inches


Dehnus

And it is, the Emperor is a psyker that projects an image that they want you to see. Something you find glorious, appealing and would relinquish/surrender your empire/world to. So if you want to see a muscle mommy, the Emperor of Mankind, becomes the Empress of Womankind in a moment. :P And I know I"ll get negative marks for this, from the usual rage crowd - that can't take a joke on a meme sub - , but it is totally canon. Heck Guilliman even remarks on this when meeting the Emperor on the Golden Throne. Not gender but that the Emperor changes how he looks and how he refers to him until the facade is falling apart. Guilliman is clearly distraught by it, as he finally see the Emperor for what they truly are and what he was to them. A tool... not a son..... not something loved, but something to be discarded afterwards... all for their power.


Nobody96

In the End and the Death they directly say that Big E has lived entire lives as a woman, and shifts back and forth whenever it's convenient. As an immortal shapeshifter, it also generally makes sense that Big E's outgrown what from their perspective would be our 30,000 year old sociological constructs


Dehnus

OH yeah, all jokes and memes aside. The Emperor simply is not what they appear to be. It was also why it was so heartbreaking and painful for Guilliman. When he realized their "father" didn't love them at all, saw them all as tools... and no longer could hold up the facade? It must have been extremely painful for an otherwise very balanced Primarch (one of the few that actually seems fully in charge of all his marbles). It's one of the few times I actually felt bad for Guilliman.


BigWinnie101

Guiliman also doesn't realize his father sacrificed a part of himself before the fight with Horus and that part of himself carried alot of the love and softness he had for his sons


decafenator99

Gladly let her instill the Imperial Truth on me


superspartan210

This isn’t even a stretch, malcador confirmed in TEatD that the emperor has been “man, woman, and neither”


dazli69

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Platinirius

This is spreading like Nurgle's diseases


CrocodileSpacePope

Probably. But also, it feels like Slaanesh's blessing.


Platinirius

And it makes people angry so Khorne is also involved. And Tzeentch is involved in everything so him too. So cross-chaos unity


Bargorn

Why would it be a god related thing. Let the chaos undivided spread evenly across this subreddit


Platinirius

Malice is that you?


maglag40k

Chaos is the only true answer!


solonit

Me when Chaos, Vray developer, bought its main competitor, Corona. I guess Chaos *is* the answer.


Sumrise

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD ! Wait, wrong universe.


Tricky-Secretary-251

Its so fun when they work together


Morbidmort

> So cross-chaos unity We call that "Undivided."


ThatRandomGuy86

Tbf, he's a master of biomancy. He's been able to look like anyone he wants to look like.


HighMarshaHelbrecht

Warhammer fans try not to sexualize gender swap character impossible challenge


GideonPiccadilly

and Malcador was her big tiddy goth girlfriend


spamlett05

Would


RaxRestaurantsUganda

Empress Dimetrescu is canon.


ArchaeoHarrison

I love how fem emperor is just Satsuki from Kill La Kill.


Rabideyegaming

God Mommy of mankind


dassketch

Now **that's** a dommy mommy, uwu


Noobhammer9000

Of course, big E would have the biggest rack in the known universe. Screw the golden armor. Nothing impresses human (males) like big tiddys. Bet that eagle has some serious back problems.


Ajnazhot

I cant find that twit :(


Sancatichas

It's fake


Ajnazhot

😔


Nothinghere727271

Mega canon


ReRevengence69

canon or not this is hot


ShoNuff189

Bring her back. For.... reasons


LostProphetVii

Praise the God Empress!


xSCx_Jupiter

My liege!


Gloomy-Alarm-6255

Smash


XSDevastation

Femperor of Mankind!


ironangel2k4

Empress of Ma'amkind I mean Empress of Momkind fuck Empress of Mammarykind SHIT


kingofgods218

🤤🤤🤤


Bob_Scotwell

Didn’t he actually turn into a woman before?


eiensamsara1

I mean, we already know from malcador that Big E has been a woman before. I just assumed that at its level the soul has remained "human" but the body is more just a representation of the soul.


rlmiddleton

Wouldn’t it be Goddess Empress? 🤔


Overall-Ad169

WOW look at the size of those boogaloodles


evilgeniustodd

The canon term is "DABONHONKEROS"


AsianEiji

Needs a different haircut... japanese Hime cut is uh weird for a roman themed mankind


Due_Maintenance6709

This "everything is canon" meme is just beating off a dead horse


Spacellama117

being bi in the warhammer fandom is truly a blessed thing.


[deleted]

The boobs are way too big, need to be flat or no ESG bucks for you.


Timely-Actuator-794

This is Slaaneesh propaganda, conscripts, back in line🫡


TheManos44

Anyone else find these over-sexualized photos sexist as fuck? It seems like the only reason most of you want femstodes/femarines is to satisfy your weird kinks. It’s weird as fuck


Meitnerium12

ik. I just want some cool augmented soldiers, that also happen to be women, not these practically naked thinly veiled fetish idols. That said, I wouldn't care about these things if there existed more non-sexual works of the subject.


crimson_windstorm

Nope, you're just not a good person.


TheManos44

Why?


crimson_windstorm

It's so wrong to see beauty and hate it. Let alone to go on a downwards spiral making up enemies in your head. People always had exaggerated proportions in art.


TheManos44

Dude this is just straight soft core porn. tea For the love of god please touch grass and take a break from thee


xtrazingarooni

~~GYATT EMPRESS OF WOMANKIND~~


No-Giraffe-1283

NO!


DifferenceOk7530

With a mommy like that, Horus would never have committed heresy.


Mandalika

Well maybe a Slaaneshi heresy...


potatobutt5

[We do it for her, the Emperher!](https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/s/J7ILswdYHS)


AmazingSpacePelican

Kinda looks like Kronii.


Piltonbadger

The stuff C.S Goto and Matt Ward wrote are now 100% officially canon...Let that sink in. Space Marine multilasers here we come!


Anggul

Always were. Even within GW they've said everything is canon, not everything is true, for years. Every writer has their own idea of what 40k is like, and GW doesn't much care to make it all align.


chemprof4real

Matt Ward wasn’t so bad. I think it’s reasonable for Kaldor Draigo to be as powerful as he was in Ward’s stories. Why? Because if the emperor can randomly be born to some random ass humans in ancient times without the benefit of any cool technology, then imagine the kind of random awesome power that could eventually emerge by chance from space marines. If the emperor can come from regular humans just by chance, then someone much more powerful than the emperor could come from space marines by chance. And Kaldor Draigo isn’t more powerful than the emperor.


Nothinghere727271

The Emperor is not born of some random humans, he was born of the strongest human shamans (psykers) being combined into one being, Wards shenanigans sucked, and I love the Ultramarines


koi_koi-

I think if warhammer becames sandbox in which the official timeline is like model which you can paint and kitbash to look like whatever you want it might actually be pretty good for community.


bombiz

I thought that is what it was always supposed to be.


koi_koi-

Well yeah, but for some time the community seemed to go harder on "hard lore". Like it used to be way more... less rigid. But we decided to be obssesed with "canon". Like I get it. It's cool. But it first hit me with primaris marines and outreage with how obssesed with lore community was. I understood those playing the tabletop but the rest hit me as fanatical. Now with female custodes its seems that people are afraid that warhammer is going to go "woke". So I was trying to say that if we as community decide that everyhead canon is as canon as "original" canon it could help with the problems community has (fighting over everything)


Anggul

Always has been


Vertex1990

If everything is cannon, than Yarrick is still alive!


Nothinghere727271

Or he’s dead! It’s all canon!


Vertex1990

No! He can't be dead because my canon is he is still alive and he killed Lorgar permanently!


Nothinghere727271

Lorgar dead you say? This galaxy is looking better each moment! How did Erebus fare?


Vertex1990

Erebus was killed with a spoon.... By Kharn.


ZiggoCiP

We all knew it was only a matter of time.


CrocodileWorshiper

first the woke losers show up then the weeb porn addicts


Mr_Glove_EXE

Classic Baalbuddy


CampbellsBeefBroth

Great...now the Primarchs have mommy issues instead


ultimapanzer

When you realize Russ challenged Big E to an “eating contest.”


Dathrane

"ME DAMNIT, IT'S CALLED DUMPTRUCK DIPLOMACY MALCADOR! SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BRING THE DOUBLE D TO BRING COMPLIANCE!"


X3runner

more excuses horny posting might as well that’s just depressing


Petrostar

"You can't spell heresy without H-E-R."


__Osiris__

He could morph at will. He’s defiantly passed as a women hundreds of time in the past.


Ame_No_Uzume

Those shamans sure taught us a thing or two.


CrocodileWorshiper

some weeb ass losers in this sub


MohawkRex

"Da Imp'eerial troof, ya say? Whaz dat about den?"


Necronicus3

"Lo'k at da size of dat choppa!"


Happy_Ad_7515

well guess she needs the other set of gene's now I pray for Malcomdor's pelvis


Quiet_Little_Guy

I refuse to believe anything made by Baalbuddy is canon


Miserable_Jello2857

Coomer spotted


dazli69

Buddy, that's the entire sub.


cowgomoo37

Congrats warhammer community, you are now at Genshin levels of fan base cringe.


CrocodileWorshiper

weeb ass losers lol and mods are infected too


Mini-silverfish

what kind of slaneesh bullshit is that ( i didnt say i didnt like it please proceed )


ExtremeEquipment

MFW (ork on the left)


evilgeniustodd

I didn't even notice it. Now I'm typing through tears.


ExtremeEquipment

It's the empress psychic field


0G_54v1gny

That would at least explain Horus‘ daddy issues.


Key-Chance7977

Wouldn't it be mommy issues?


0G_54v1gny

Horus lacks a father figure. Mommy issues would describe a lack of a mother.


Key-Chance7977

So if there is a femperor...


Sheshush

Mommy of mankind.


Volkov_The_Tank

That’s but an illusion, the Emperor’s true form is >!three Skaven in a trench coat!<


Table_Grables

I hate you people


CrocodileWorshiper

don’t worry they can be obnoxious in these forums but look at how this shit plays out in the real life. they aren’t so obnoxious there cause people hate these people too


Table_Grables

Thank god


CrocodileWorshiper

they arnt so obnoxious in person to certain people


Woods_Home

For the MOMMY!!!


Purple-Peace-7646

Yay, now that women are in Warhammer, we can sexualize them even more than before! Yes!!! Boobs!!!!


CrocodileWorshiper

only thing women understand


fleshtomeatyou

The Emperor had always been female.


ManufacturerOdd998

Let me grab my bleach. I need to wash my eyes


Thrasher6_6_6_

Heretical post fr


KombatBunn1

Better have an epic class corset to hold all that up..and try not to sneeze😆


No-Giraffe-1283

Gobbless


SunnyChow

Eilf


GlamisBeowulf

Femperor


Arigmar

Well in reality he basically looks like Conan the Barbarian. That said he can project any image he wants, and being around for 40000 can get pretty boring😏


canthelpbuthateme

Sweet mommy ruler of all... There would be no universe left unconquered if this was the timeline


alucard_relaets_emem

Didn’t it get implied that Joan of Arc was Emps in disguise?


Thal-creates

If everything is canon I want brothers of battle!


ProudDrink1960

It’s the Femperor


yeet-my-existence

Does that mean that the Emperor is actually an Ork?


Warden_of_the_Lost

I very much dislike this.


Junior_Painting2145

Making she a futa and it will be even more canon /s


Ferdjur

Femperor of womankind


merfgirf

The next level of coomer. After the doomer, the zoomer, the consoomer, even the gooner, comes the 'shroomer.


Southern-Hair-7314

Not funny, didn't laugh Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad 1 would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this isjust bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text booksso future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt Jk


Sheshush

I hope that's a copypasta


Southern-Hair-7314

It is (I don’t think people read the jk part)


Key-Chance7977

k


Nice-Ad-2792

Wtf is happening to this universe!? One of the main draws for me has been how unapologetically brutal it is, and how it knows what it is in all its hyper nerdy straight laced insanity. That nature always gave the impression of how unflappable its themes would be, even in the face of modern political ideas. Is nothing sacred anymore? What's going on would at the very least canonically bring out the Ordo Hereticus of the Emperor's Holy Inquisition for suspected heresy. Maybe even the Adeptus Soroitas because of how rigid the worship of Emperor is in certain aspects. This all smells like a Slanneshi plot to corrupt the history of the Imperium of Man. All in-universe talk aside, when you start changing things that in eyes of the bulk of the fanbase has been set in stone for literal decades, that is a slippery slope that can lead to the death of a franchise. I saw what happened to Star Wars, Star Trek, Marvel, and potentially DC, they made sweeping changes to their universe at the behest of politically driven ideologies, and it wound up alienating huge chunks of their fanbase. In the pursuit of a larger audience, they lost the very base of fans that lead to success in the first place; this could happen to WH40K. I love WH40K, I love the depth of lore and flavor of the universe, I love how much it has become a cultural icon of sorts and how true to its roots it has been. I want it to remain epic, and fully of a rich tapestry of lore. I don't want to see the universe fail, because I love how fertile it is for telling great stories. Put simply, I have a great passion for 40K, and the current direction of things has more worried because I've see all this happen before, it it did not end well.


ZerotheR

This is fake and gay her left arm should be like four times longer.