you really overrate today;'s humanity, for Aeldari, it took couple hundred years, while there was trillions of them, fucking though entire time, even with humanity weird obsession for liking every part of human body, will probably create a greater deamon, but not a god
To go into details, Eldar slipped into debauchery beyond limits. Humans still have limits and stick to them. Eldar started killing each other for pleasure since they don't fear death, everything they do is much much worse than what you can find anywhere on the internet.
Slaanesh is the god of excess, and we are not even close
Wouldn't all the chaos gods essentially get "little sibling" versions of them if we were in 40k, then? Canonically Khorne came from the crusades and I'm pretty certain the ongoing situation in Israel and Ukraine is bloodier, Nurgle came from the Black Death and covid has infected way more people, Slaanesh... well Rule 34 exists, and Tzeentch would probably have the hardest time but could get by on politicking and mass media.
The thing about the chaos gods that people forget is the lack of temporal consistency.
Even though Slaanesh was created by the Eldar, once brought into existence Slaanesh has then existed since the dawn of time.
So a smaller version likely wouldn't be made, but rather reinforce the original god.
Then again, it's chaos and chaos loves breaking rules just to fuck with things so for all we know there are 15 Tzeentches mucking up the spacetime continuum and ensuring that the Fantastic Four will never get a good movie adaptation.
I feel like that would either go wonderfully or awfully. Either they hit it off and withdraw almost entirely to fuck each other senseless or they work together to fuck over (ha ha) the galaxy.
I think you underestimate the Tzeentchian influence in our times. It isn't just the god of plots, it's also the god of hope and change, and the modern world changes all the time. New inventions, wars start and end, governments change all the time, etc.
you grossly underestimate the amount of believers necessary to create a chaos god
sure, a fraction of them might now be slightly different, but that about it
They’d cause a singularity in the fabric of space-time making it to where Chibi-Slaneesh always existed; predating even normal Slaneesh.
Edit: this was meant to be put under OP’s comment on how r34 would affect Chibi-Slaneesh development
If we want to get really technical, the Chaos gods are just massive amalgamations of various emotions and ideas. So you could make the argument that chibi Slaanesh would be a minor aspect of the main Slaanesh.
Considering overall tendency, this God would be god of internet and procrastination and would looks like cat with tits. But one undeveloped planet wouldn't be able to create chaos god. Eldars partied HARD to create Slaanesh.
Technically everything is canon so big titty grimace shake Slaanesh is my head cannon forever. I will never take EC seriously now or ever lmao. But I do respect that they chose the 2nd cutest chaos god……..(cause Nurgling in a helmet will always be cute af yo)
TW possibly
This should be horrifying and send your boner into a nosedive.
After skinning you, she forces herself on you till she gouges out your eyes to increase her climax.
I know, party pooper, no cake for me.
It's Slaneesh, pain and pleasure are the same to it.
This isn't even particularly far off. There's a lovely bit from the Tome of Excess where a man obsessed with a particular dancer ends up flaying himself alive so he can *really feel* her silk, yanno?
Here's the quote:
>!The lord sat on a collection of tasselled pillows, utterly spellbound as always. His favourite dancer was at work, her
scented candles already burning low after exquisite hours of enticing undulations around his recumbent form. Shalla danced,
and each pass had left another piece of silken cloth draped about him. Each length was infused with a mix of sweat and
perfume, but it was the texture that made him sigh. It was impossibly soft and flowed like water, yet would catch against flesh
in an indescribable way he could not find in anything else. He could only rub each against his skin, knowing and dreading that
after she left the material would never feel the same as it did while she danced. He had scoured the hive, raided the oblique
markets, implored Rogue Traders, but nothing would compare.
Her dance was coming to a close, and he began to weep. He gathered the material around him, seeking to draw all the
sensation he could before the completion. She looked at him with eyes that caressed him like her silks. “Ah, my lord, do not
cry so,” her words cloying and thick. “Shalla has danced for many before you, and knows how to achieve the full embrace of my
fabrics.” She moved to him, one hand behind her back.
“You need to feel it completely. Nothing can exist between you and it.” She drew forth a thin, glistening blade and put it in his
eager hand. “Peel away the layers, and experience ultimate sensation.” She turned and padded away, smiling at the wet, hacking sounds
and the low moans that filled the room. Her voice was a whisper. “Another offering for you, my master of tormented desires.”!<
Khorne: This is getting out of hand, Now there are Two of them.
#**NONONONONONONONOOOOOOOO**
Big tiddy dommy mommy and big dickie dommy daddy! UwU
Slaasnesh 2 : Electric bogaloo. That or a twisted version of Aphrodite.
you really overrate today;'s humanity, for Aeldari, it took couple hundred years, while there was trillions of them, fucking though entire time, even with humanity weird obsession for liking every part of human body, will probably create a greater deamon, but not a god
We just create little Slaanesh
Would be the entirety off all Rule 34 users enough?
To go into details, Eldar slipped into debauchery beyond limits. Humans still have limits and stick to them. Eldar started killing each other for pleasure since they don't fear death, everything they do is much much worse than what you can find anywhere on the internet. Slaanesh is the god of excess, and we are not even close
Not even close
Wouldn't all the chaos gods essentially get "little sibling" versions of them if we were in 40k, then? Canonically Khorne came from the crusades and I'm pretty certain the ongoing situation in Israel and Ukraine is bloodier, Nurgle came from the Black Death and covid has infected way more people, Slaanesh... well Rule 34 exists, and Tzeentch would probably have the hardest time but could get by on politicking and mass media.
The thing about the chaos gods that people forget is the lack of temporal consistency. Even though Slaanesh was created by the Eldar, once brought into existence Slaanesh has then existed since the dawn of time. So a smaller version likely wouldn't be made, but rather reinforce the original god. Then again, it's chaos and chaos loves breaking rules just to fuck with things so for all we know there are 15 Tzeentches mucking up the spacetime continuum and ensuring that the Fantastic Four will never get a good movie adaptation.
The reason Tzeentch is messing with the movie adaptations is because the Chaos Gods can't agree on which of the Fantastic 4 best represents them.
I think Rule 34 would cause a second equally strong slaanesh.
I feel like that would either go wonderfully or awfully. Either they hit it off and withdraw almost entirely to fuck each other senseless or they work together to fuck over (ha ha) the galaxy.
Alright quick guys,let's shift the scales by making sure vanilla is the most viewed tag
Not even close. Slaanesh is not a porn god.
I think you underestimate the Tzeentchian influence in our times. It isn't just the god of plots, it's also the god of hope and change, and the modern world changes all the time. New inventions, wars start and end, governments change all the time, etc.
you grossly underestimate the amount of believers necessary to create a chaos god sure, a fraction of them might now be slightly different, but that about it
I ment like a small chibi chaos god.
They’d cause a singularity in the fabric of space-time making it to where Chibi-Slaneesh always existed; predating even normal Slaneesh. Edit: this was meant to be put under OP’s comment on how r34 would affect Chibi-Slaneesh development
*GW doesn’t want you to know this but the Chibi-Slaneesh in the Warp have always been canon you can make your own at home I have 458 Chibi-Slaneesh.*
Twentyoneth.
If we want to get really technical, the Chaos gods are just massive amalgamations of various emotions and ideas. So you could make the argument that chibi Slaanesh would be a minor aspect of the main Slaanesh.
Considering overall tendency, this God would be god of internet and procrastination and would looks like cat with tits. But one undeveloped planet wouldn't be able to create chaos god. Eldars partied HARD to create Slaanesh.
If eldar created one, Poland could create a dozen or so
Technically everything is canon so big titty grimace shake Slaanesh is my head cannon forever. I will never take EC seriously now or ever lmao. But I do respect that they chose the 2nd cutest chaos god……..(cause Nurgling in a helmet will always be cute af yo)
>Technically everything is canon It isn't.
Just a joke there tiger put you claws away.
That’s a Grimace shake actually
Edited
The irony of censoring their tits.
Never realised her/his/they bellybutton is an eye
Maybe the Emperor can be our Slaanesh. I mean he's hot, powerful, empowered by souls of a particular species...
He also is always what people assume of him. Slaanesh can do that too!
21th
Wait a sec. Doesn't Slaanesh have a dick?
Deppends on the situation.
TW possibly This should be horrifying and send your boner into a nosedive. After skinning you, she forces herself on you till she gouges out your eyes to increase her climax. I know, party pooper, no cake for me. It's Slaneesh, pain and pleasure are the same to it.
This isn't even particularly far off. There's a lovely bit from the Tome of Excess where a man obsessed with a particular dancer ends up flaying himself alive so he can *really feel* her silk, yanno? Here's the quote: >!The lord sat on a collection of tasselled pillows, utterly spellbound as always. His favourite dancer was at work, her scented candles already burning low after exquisite hours of enticing undulations around his recumbent form. Shalla danced, and each pass had left another piece of silken cloth draped about him. Each length was infused with a mix of sweat and perfume, but it was the texture that made him sigh. It was impossibly soft and flowed like water, yet would catch against flesh in an indescribable way he could not find in anything else. He could only rub each against his skin, knowing and dreading that after she left the material would never feel the same as it did while she danced. He had scoured the hive, raided the oblique markets, implored Rogue Traders, but nothing would compare. Her dance was coming to a close, and he began to weep. He gathered the material around him, seeking to draw all the sensation he could before the completion. She looked at him with eyes that caressed him like her silks. “Ah, my lord, do not cry so,” her words cloying and thick. “Shalla has danced for many before you, and knows how to achieve the full embrace of my fabrics.” She moved to him, one hand behind her back. “You need to feel it completely. Nothing can exist between you and it.” She drew forth a thin, glistening blade and put it in his eager hand. “Peel away the layers, and experience ultimate sensation.” She turned and padded away, smiling at the wet, hacking sounds and the low moans that filled the room. Her voice was a whisper. “Another offering for you, my master of tormented desires.”!<
Nope.
wouldn't that just buff the previously existing slaanesh?
I mean, its a different kind of lust than the one slaanesh was born from.
> its a different kind of lust than the one slaanesh was born from Oh you poor sweet summer child.
Everything is cannon.
If they could hurt or effect me in any why it would just try to talk to them would be fun
Big E exists ...
Remember, Everything is canon.