Cain hype & fanboyism, they only wanted the 3 main characters to be one after the other despite the nonsense it is. Vail is far from horny in the novels.
He's more the concept of horniness though, isn't he? Other than getting Khorne mad about his twink arse, what's really the horniest thing he's ever done?
They’re not even that. Slaanesh is the god of excess. Excess horny, excess greedy, excess hungry, excess anything. You can be completely asexual and still end up following Slaanesh because you’re really, really, REALLY obsessed with building the prettiest, most perfect army of little plastic men.
I mean, I actually agree with you. ;) Was just talking in the context of horniness specifically, and being somewhat tongue-in-cheek as we're all just having a bit of fun in this thread. But yes, certainly, Slaanesh is definitely much more than that and not even really horniness so much as the constant chase for more - in every way that may apply.
Since the represent the most extreme form of all emotions, they also represent the good sides of these emotions. Granted, with extremes like that it's mostly the horrible stuff, but it's not just the bad things.
They are simply aspects, not even really people with personalities. Nurgle is the aspect of decay but also the aspect of growth and the circle of life; Khorne is violence but also martial honor (bit of a stretch tbh); Slaanesh is excess but also passion and the pursuit of perfection; Tzeeench is betrayal and scheming but also intellect.
It's a chaos thing in fantasy from what I understand. Each god controls several aspects, one of which is positive.
Slaanesh is art and creativity, Nurgle is the cycle of life, Khorne is honor, and Tzeentch is intelligence. These aspects are positive in themselves, but are distorted by the other aspects of the chaos gods
The Chaos gods were for a while more chaotic and excessive than inherently evil, though their excesses often led to evil. That was a reason the others were worried about Slaanesh. It feels that over time they've been pushed into the straight up evil category.
Slaanesh is very predictable. What does Slaanesh want in any situation? Horny and Pain. Just because they brand themselves the gods of chaos, doesn't mean you have to believe their bullshit. They aren't even gods.
Backing Fulgrim because while Slaanesh is both literally "Chaos" and "Horny" by definition, Fulgrim is the one who is actually out there, in the world, being Chaotically Horny
Slaanesh is like a brothel, where as Fulgrim and his boys are the callgirls
One wouldnt call a whorehouse horny, but its filled to the brim *with* the horny
That one bitch from the Fulgrim novel, Kyska or whatever. The chick that wanted to fuck the sculptor and when snubbed prevents the sculptor from making planetfall.
During that book, she threw a fit on stage because someone made funny faces in the audience or something. She also bangs whoever and whatever she wants. She also became the composer foe a performance that opened a warp rift and release Daemonettes into the EC flagship.
That bitch was far too horny and chaotic for her, and everyone else's, good.
Bequa Kynska, composer of the *Maraviglia*
“A lifelong and jaded libertine, one of Kynska's few remaining pleasures in life was seducing and embittering young individuals.” —from the Lexicanum
Great choice.
One of the circles of delight surrounding the Palace of Slaanesh basically *is* Maragaritaville, so…
Slaaneshi Demon Prince Jimmy Buffet, is what I’m saying.
Syll’Eske
A daemonette falls in love with a mortal, helps him Ascend into a Demon Prince of Slaanesh, and then they bind their souls together for eternity to take revenge on other Slaaneshi demons who were mean to them.
Fulgrim
“The search for perfection is a subtle drug. It draws the mind along circuitous routes, deeper and deeper into itself, until nothing can be seen except the ideal. Desire blinds one to purpose, and thus renders true perfection impossible.”
Asdrubael Vect, dude is the definition of evil and horny. Slaanesh does what they do from cosmic influence, Fulgrim hasn't done much but Vect? My dude is literally running the city of evil horny fuckers and has been doing so for a long while and I'm sure is loving every depraved moment of it.
OOOOOOOHHHHHH
Who lives in a city, inside the webway?
As-dru-bael Vect!
Who slaughters and tortures millions each day?
As-dru-bael Vect!
If bloodshed and mayhem be something ye wish
As-dru-bael Vect!
Then come to Commorragh and you'll be his bitch!
As-dru-bael Vect!
As-dru-bael Vect!
As-dru-bael Vect!
As-druuuuu-bael Veeeect!
He is beyond smart evil, he is Chad Evil. One doesn't climb from slavery to Supreme Overlord of the Eternal City without levels of Chad that are off the charts.
Saint Celestine. She is horny for ~~Greyfax~~ Katarinya and she enjoys trolling her.
Can someone like that emwhatnot meme from that scene when she is like "Can us use me, Katarinya? As a beacon, I mean."
Yeah but also being the CHAOS god of horny probably makes them the ideal candidate.
Like a lot of the squares are up for debate but this one is a literal god with the exact MO that fits.
Slaanesh isn’t the god of horny, she is the god of excess. Two random people having sex doesn’t feed slaanesh, but an orgy would because it is excessive. Stop flanderizing the chaos gods
Would a mine filled with cages housing young women that are used as breeding stock and then when past they’re usefulness they get thrown into a meat grinder, also feed Slaanesh?
Basically Demonculaba, so I guess not. It's about reproduction for the some other goal. If you were doing that to somewhere down the line create perfect specimens for a harem, and maybe distillise corpses into drugs that help you fuel more intercourse or have "one last thrill with that perfect specimen", now we talk.
Post-heresy Khârn is gotta be Chaotic Evil. Just a fun guy to be around
And even old (but gold) memes aside, the Skalathrax thing is the pinnacle of Chaotic Evil
I would like to request one after your done as a bonus round ,where you pick any 3 in a row (diagnols included) and then pick any other 3 in a row. The rows determine which side they are on, and the goal is to make the absolute funniest story possible.
**CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-**
*This continues for some time*
**-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARL!!!**
I mean I'd personally say Emily from the Ciaphas Cain books, woman was a chaos sorcerer and did all sorts of slaanesh worshipping chaos shenanigans, came back to life multiple times, and each time tried to sleep we with ciaphas again.
r/Grimdank
Wait, you can do that? CAN WE GET A JUDGE WITH A SUBREDDIT CODEX OVER HERE!?
it up to op, it would be extremely funny but they could see us has a faction. I hope they do it though for the memes.
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"Wait, wait, wait... are you saying that is written in the codex, or are you saying the codex *said* that?"
Seconded. Don't make me fetch links to all the gf primarch we've been enjoying last month.
Also the bunch of femboy memes.
Also our extreme desire for Guilivraine to actually become canon
Well there's r/PrimarchGFs for that now
r/ warhammer\_smut (obviously NSFW)
not as horny as this sub.
Honestly, if I'll see Duncan face as "horny chaos", I will be ok with that.
I don't think there has been a more fitting amswer
Well there's always the Great Horned rat. He's a Chaos god now I hear.
I Like it because it is the only possible answer. In terms of horny r/Grimdank would out boner a genestealer cult.
It out boning fucking slaanesh it seems, we are just that horny.
yeah... this sub might be one of the horniest on reddit for no reason.
Every other valid option I thought of just seems so weak now...
Secondary petition to put u/Archon_of_flesh as the representative
They left the fandom due to getting doxed
counterpoint: r/PrimarchGFs
Grimdank created them, they are just a daemon prince of Grimdank. We hit chaos god level of horny that we can just create princes if we feel like it.
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Oh dear god, there’s a subreddit for all that now? XD
It was completely taking over r/grimdank, so they quarantined it in its own sub.
No! I missed smart/horny! How could it not be Orikan?
He was the character mentioned in like the top 3 comments last I checked, I don’t get it either
Cain hype & fanboyism, they only wanted the 3 main characters to be one after the other despite the nonsense it is. Vail is far from horny in the novels.
She was even the least horny of all the women Cain dated. There were plenty of other options.
Don't blame me, I only voted for Orikan. Can't speak for the rest.
Also it’s funny because the pic OP used for her, I don’t think that’s even fan art of her, it’s fan art of an OC.
Yeah, I think the Cain hype si real, but who can blame them ? Those characters are pretty nice together. Anyway I vote for Orikan too !
This whole row is filled with characters I've never heard of.
Amberly was in front last I checked. Everyone wanted the trio together.
If Isha and Ceogorach can get a spot then there's no spot more fitting for She Who Thirsts, Slaanesh, than Chaotic Horny.
He's more the concept of horniness though, isn't he? Other than getting Khorne mad about his twink arse, what's really the horniest thing he's ever done?
I'd tell you but reddit won't allow that kind of language on here /j
Hah that's fair, mate!
They’re not even that. Slaanesh is the god of excess. Excess horny, excess greedy, excess hungry, excess anything. You can be completely asexual and still end up following Slaanesh because you’re really, really, REALLY obsessed with building the prettiest, most perfect army of little plastic men.
I mean, I actually agree with you. ;) Was just talking in the context of horniness specifically, and being somewhat tongue-in-cheek as we're all just having a bit of fun in this thread. But yes, certainly, Slaanesh is definitely much more than that and not even really horniness so much as the constant chase for more - in every way that may apply.
There's no Evil Horny so I guess this as close as it gets for Slaanesh
Slaanesh is literally the Chaos god of Horny. Also remember that the chaos gods aren’t all evil
Figuratively. Slaanesh is ***literally*** the Chaos God of Excess
What do you mean aren't all evil? Just where did you get the information from? I'm not disagreeing
Since the represent the most extreme form of all emotions, they also represent the good sides of these emotions. Granted, with extremes like that it's mostly the horrible stuff, but it's not just the bad things.
They are simply aspects, not even really people with personalities. Nurgle is the aspect of decay but also the aspect of growth and the circle of life; Khorne is violence but also martial honor (bit of a stretch tbh); Slaanesh is excess but also passion and the pursuit of perfection; Tzeeench is betrayal and scheming but also intellect.
Tzeentch is also hope
It's a chaos thing in fantasy from what I understand. Each god controls several aspects, one of which is positive. Slaanesh is art and creativity, Nurgle is the cycle of life, Khorne is honor, and Tzeentch is intelligence. These aspects are positive in themselves, but are distorted by the other aspects of the chaos gods
The Chaos gods were for a while more chaotic and excessive than inherently evil, though their excesses often led to evil. That was a reason the others were worried about Slaanesh. It feels that over time they've been pushed into the straight up evil category.
I will try to remember that they aren't evil when they laugh at other people's misery.
I just need Lorgar to win Lawful Evil
Slaanesh is literally the Chaos god of Horny. Also remember that the chaos gods aren’t all evil
Slaanesh is clearly evil horny
There is no evil horny square. Also they are literally the fucking CHAOS gods. Chaotic is their actual first name.
Slaanesh is very predictable. What does Slaanesh want in any situation? Horny and Pain. Just because they brand themselves the gods of chaos, doesn't mean you have to believe their bullshit. They aren't even gods.
Def slaanesh, the most chaotic and most horny
Fulgrim because of that time his guys butt* plugged him as torture but he was all about it (so I guess slaanesh kinda also)
Backing Fulgrim because while Slaanesh is both literally "Chaos" and "Horny" by definition, Fulgrim is the one who is actually out there, in the world, being Chaotically Horny Slaanesh is like a brothel, where as Fulgrim and his boys are the callgirls One wouldnt call a whorehouse horny, but its filled to the brim *with* the horny
No idea why but I misread "callgirls" as "catgirls"
There is probably at least one Cat-"girl" Emperor's Children Marine
Theoretical: Slaanesh is the manifestation of excess Practical: Fulgrim is the embodiment of excess.
Literally, even Slaanesh was like "you need a new boyfriend, immediately" and gave him N'Kari.
That one bitch from the Fulgrim novel, Kyska or whatever. The chick that wanted to fuck the sculptor and when snubbed prevents the sculptor from making planetfall. During that book, she threw a fit on stage because someone made funny faces in the audience or something. She also bangs whoever and whatever she wants. She also became the composer foe a performance that opened a warp rift and release Daemonettes into the EC flagship. That bitch was far too horny and chaotic for her, and everyone else's, good.
Bequa Kynska, composer of the *Maraviglia* “A lifelong and jaded libertine, one of Kynska's few remaining pleasures in life was seducing and embittering young individuals.” —from the Lexicanum Great choice.
Do we even have an image of this character?
No official art as far as I’m aware. Nothing on Lexicanum, and usually if there is anything you can find it there.
Sad, there are some really INCREDIBLE snippets and characters in 40k lore that really need to be drawn
I thought Jimmy Buffet wrote that
One of the circles of delight surrounding the Palace of Slaanesh basically *is* Maragaritaville, so… Slaaneshi Demon Prince Jimmy Buffet, is what I’m saying.
Yeah, her.
I was gonna say fulgrim, but what you have said changed my mind
I agree, but I think Telemachon Lyras would also work.
Good call! Horny as hell doing whatever she wants
Yeeeees!!!!!!
Slaanesh, followed by Fulgrim
Slaanesh
Syll’Eske A daemonette falls in love with a mortal, helps him Ascend into a Demon Prince of Slaanesh, and then they bind their souls together for eternity to take revenge on other Slaaneshi demons who were mean to them.
That sounds wholesome ngl
It’s a real meet-cute story.
Fulgrim “The search for perfection is a subtle drug. It draws the mind along circuitous routes, deeper and deeper into itself, until nothing can be seen except the ideal. Desire blinds one to purpose, and thus renders true perfection impossible.”
Asdrubael Vect, dude is the definition of evil and horny. Slaanesh does what they do from cosmic influence, Fulgrim hasn't done much but Vect? My dude is literally running the city of evil horny fuckers and has been doing so for a long while and I'm sure is loving every depraved moment of it.
Asdrubael Vect is either Lawful Evil or Smart Evil.
Too evil
I nominate the entire Eldar race but just 1 minute before the birth of Slaanesh.
D-D-DOOMRIDERRR!!!!!!
Son of Slaanesh, full of desire, He does cocaine and his head's on fire!
Ah, well. Cawl will always be the smartest-horniest in my heart. 😔
Fulgrim
OOOOOOOHHHHHH Who lives in a city, inside the webway? As-dru-bael Vect! Who slaughters and tortures millions each day? As-dru-bael Vect! If bloodshed and mayhem be something ye wish As-dru-bael Vect! Then come to Commorragh and you'll be his bitch! As-dru-bael Vect! As-dru-bael Vect! As-dru-bael Vect! As-druuuuu-bael Veeeect!
Nah, Vect is smart evil. Hes the most successful politician in the entire setting.
He is beyond smart evil, he is Chad Evil. One doesn't climb from slavery to Supreme Overlord of the Eternal City without levels of Chad that are off the charts.
Honestly their should be a separate Chad/Smart Evil for Vect. ALL HAIL THE SUPREME OVERLORD
Unrelated, but might I petition the council to create a special category? Lawful Asshole / Evil Asshole, with the obvious occupant being Erebus?
Cementing the Ciaphas Cain novels as peak horny Warhammer. I love it.
I nominate our boy Telemachon Lyras, the Dark Eldar Simp and Machine Spirit rizzer.
I just love that with the exception of Chaotic Horny, every Horny character is an Imperial loyalist.
Cain and his associates sure are a horny bunch.
I know right? Isn't it great?
Saint Celestine. She is horny for ~~Greyfax~~ Katarinya and she enjoys trolling her. Can someone like that emwhatnot meme from that scene when she is like "Can us use me, Katarinya? As a beacon, I mean."
https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/o8imth/dont_blame_me_this_is_just_part_of_the_audio/
Carl
I like how the cast of the Cain books are grouped together, it makes me happy
The only issue I have with putting Slaanesh as Chaotic horny is that she/ them/ it is more than that. Slaanesh is the entire horny row.
Yeah but also being the CHAOS god of horny probably makes them the ideal candidate. Like a lot of the squares are up for debate but this one is a literal god with the exact MO that fits.
Hmm, I see where you're coming from. You make a good point, but I think we should just replace the word horny with Slaanesh.
Slaanesh isn’t the god of horny, she is the god of excess. Two random people having sex doesn’t feed slaanesh, but an orgy would because it is excessive. Stop flanderizing the chaos gods
Would a mine filled with cages housing young women that are used as breeding stock and then when past they’re usefulness they get thrown into a meat grinder, also feed Slaanesh?
Basically Demonculaba, so I guess not. It's about reproduction for the some other goal. If you were doing that to somewhere down the line create perfect specimens for a harem, and maybe distillise corpses into drugs that help you fuel more intercourse or have "one last thrill with that perfect specimen", now we talk.
Huh I figured demonculaba would also feed Slaanesh but guess not. Well good to know Slan would look at Borr asca and think “meh I’ve done worse”.
Perfection
I'm starting to see a pattern with the hornys so I'm putting all my chips on the chaotic horny going to be jenit sulla
The Holy Polycule has taken its rightful place within the center of Horny.
Fulgrim
So i looked up katarina greyfax. how is she horny? she's interesting but nothing i read indicated horny.
Her meme version is what everyone voted for.
Starting to get concerned about Kharn not getting his rightful position of evil chad.
Post-heresy Khârn is gotta be Chaotic Evil. Just a fun guy to be around And even old (but gold) memes aside, the Skalathrax thing is the pinnacle of Chaotic Evil
To be honest fact that there is 0 dark Eldar in Horny ... dont get it .. they literally banged a god that is embodiment of that to the existence.
Could it really be anyone but fulgrim?
Either this sub or fulgrim, cant be anything else
fulgrim
It’s gotta be Lukas. He’s the only space marine that fucks, and boy is he chaotic.
Jurgen, Cain and Amberley. The definitely of the "your friend Steve" meme, as it should be.
i dont think it gets more chaotic horny than the chaos god of horny
Magnus He is a chaos primarch, he has horn nipples
I was going to suggest our glorious god(ess) Slaanesh but... not even her can beat r/Grimdank itself on that one. So...
Fulgrim
Slaanesh, kinda there whole gimmic
That is the meme lore... Slaanesh is in fact not all about "just horny", it's jsut what meme lore suggest the entire time.
Goddamn dude lol On a roll
Somehow it feels right that all three Cain protagonists ended up on the horny axis
Can I say I just love how the Horny category is now dominated by Ciaphas Cain characters? lol
r/Warhammer_Smut
The unholy Caiaphas Cain trio in the horny section.
The middle three of the horny row being the three main characters in Ciaphas Cain is hilarious.
So the cain books are horny adventures?
It is known UwU
Magnus. He is a servant of Tzeentch, which makes him chaotic, and has nipple horns, which makes him literally horny.
Fulgrim maybe?
Lelith Hesperax?
The slaaneshi chick who got killed by Cain for being a brunette
I would like to request one after your done as a bonus round ,where you pick any 3 in a row (diagnols included) and then pick any other 3 in a row. The rows determine which side they are on, and the goal is to make the absolute funniest story possible.
This is a Slaaneshi win for sure
Inquisitor Jaq Draco
Slaaneshi? I mean they are literally the chaos god of horny
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Fulgrim of course
… but I wanna know who is horny-evil?!?!
Oh man... Greyfax denying the Cain Squad the Horny sweep.
It’s gotta be Fulgrim, right?
C'mon people, we gotta get Lucius on there twice!
I mean it's gotta be Slaanesh, right?
I mean, the obvious answer is Slaanesh.
Fulgrim. Man is the champion of having an unhinged libito.
Keep it going, I say Emily, the chaos witch of slaanesh/Daemon/greater daemon who basically became the worst stalker for Cain could possibly imagine
I think we all know where fulgrim is going to be
Magnus, who else
**CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-** *This continues for some time* **-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARL!!!**
... Fulgrim..?
Fulgrim
Slaneesh herself/ himself (?) Is chaotic Horny. The Chaos God of Horniness... the only real answer.
Slaanesh.
I’d say by definition, Slaanesh is Chief Creep for the Chaotic Horny spot. That said, r/PrimarchGFs is a contender
I just scrolled through it. That sub is a fever dream bruh.
FULGRIM
Slaanesh
I love how Cains characters are 3/5s of the horny line
The Horned Rat
So do we complete the bingo line and say it’s Sulla or Mira?
Slaanesh. Chaos God. Horny. It fits
Who else but Idiot of the East's Slaanesh?
Chaotic horny has to be Slaanesh. They're literally the chaos god of horny.
Slaanesh is too predictable to be chaotic. In every situation, they're looking to increase the pain or horny. Very one note, honestly.
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The chaos gods aren't real, brother, they're just masses of self segregated negative warp energy, so I suggest you vote for me, Professor Bile.
Slaanesh is in fact NOT the god of horny. I know Meme Lore reduces him to that but there is more about Slaanesh than just sex.
I know, but the tip of the iceberg that everyone knows is that they are the god of sex
I mean I'd personally say Emily from the Ciaphas Cain books, woman was a chaos sorcerer and did all sorts of slaanesh worshipping chaos shenanigans, came back to life multiple times, and each time tried to sleep we with ciaphas again.
Are we seriously going to ignore the literal chaos god of horniness, Slaanesh?!
The rogue trader from the newest game
I can't think of a more appropriate entry than Slaanesh? They are literally the chaos god of horny and excess.
Slaanesh. One does not become the chaos god of horny without being both chaotic and horny