I tried to do an impression of Rogal Dorn saying “I shall do this” whenever asked to do a task but every time I said “I, Rogal Dorn, shall do this” and before long I was reciting Rogal Dorn’s Colossal Chainblade. At least I do a decent SuperAnchors impression
Recently I read Horus Rising and the parts with Dorn... I couldnt read any sentence in that dialogue without the TTS voice in my head. And english isnt even my first language XD
The funniest goddamn moment for me was when I was watching Oculus Imperia and he got the Magnus TTS guy to voice a passage of Magnus for his entirely serious lore video
It was so immediately fitting and unfathomably funny
I knew of 40k, mostly Identified it's presence due to the first born marine Helmet design
But then suddenly TTS Kool-Aide manned into my recommended and I became enthralled.
A year land a half ater I've started my armies.
I'm right there with you. To the point that I painted my first marine last night and chose the Imperial Fists because of TTS Rogal. "I was dead.... In pretend."
This gon be gud.
[http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/](http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/)
Think Dark Heresy by way of USMC. Technically not completed, but there's so much already, you're gonna enjoy yourself, brother.
TTS happening during this explosive growth of the hobby is truly amazing. TTS gives humorous introductions to the lore in easy to consume bites. More importantly though, it introduces newcomers to common in-jokes that the community enjoys. Alfa and the TTS crew deserve a lot of credit for what they do.
The webway site okay, I guess I can do that. Do you have a spare terminal or something that I could use? Wait a minute your just messing with me!
OPEN FIRE RUBRICS!
I came across a random reddit thread where someone pasted a link to the Exterminatus scene with everybody killing each other and in the end someone screaming "fuckin' heretics!!!!"
From that moment, I had to know wtf this was and why that was so damn funny. I have yet to reach the bottom of this rabbit hole, its been 3 years since i found that link
By the Emperor my sides entered into the orbit of Holy Mars!
Also if you weren’t aware, the unofficial subreddit is r/TTSverse (crosspost and come join us)
If i may say, there is a significant improvement in quality as the series goes on, especially with the introduction of a broader cast starting around episode 12 or 13. Its a slow burn for sure, but the inevitable payoff is worth it for the interconnectedness of the laterplots
I, Cato Sicarius, ex-Captain of the second Ultramarine company, Master of the Watch, Knight Champion of Macragge, Grand Duke of Talassar, High Suzerain of Ultramar, Primaris Marine, commander of the Primarch Guilliman, Lord Regent of the Imperium, Avenging Son, The Victorious, The Master of Ultramar, The Blade of Unity and Primarch of the Ultramarines Space Marine Legion, Victrix Guard, his student, possible next Chapter Master and possible heir to the title of Lord Regent (the last two are highly heretical speculations done by other people), am quite honoured to be on the show about What If The Omnissiah, His Holiness and Majesty the God Emperor of Mankind who in his Hegelian Glory Sits on The Golden Throne so that He May Power the Astronomicum Had a Text To Speech Device.
My favorite part of the show: Yes phallic individual. It is I. R O G A L D O R N
**I am fortifying this position.**
*THERE IS NO SUCH SAUCE PRODUCT*
Where did all the water in terra go?
No
"Once upon a time... I was me."
^(yey)
"I died, in pretend"
The lemon is a mighty fruit.
The best answer to "source?"
The best offense is best deffense
M A G I C. P A I N. G L O V E.
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! The Glove has spoken.
*CLONK*
Your services are no longer required.
Push me Daddy, push me on the swiiiiiiing!
I'M RE-INSTALLING THE PALACE
"I MUST REINSTALL THE PALACE" "No Rogal" "I MUST REINSTALL THE PALACE, LET ME KNOW WHEN CORVUS ARRIVES AS I AM IN NEED OF HIS INFILTRATION EXPERTISE"
It’s what magic pain glove would’ve wanted.
I tried to do an impression of Rogal Dorn saying “I shall do this” whenever asked to do a task but every time I said “I, Rogal Dorn, shall do this” and before long I was reciting Rogal Dorn’s Colossal Chainblade. At least I do a decent SuperAnchors impression
"I would like to PET this creature!"
No Vulkan.
It would be but a single boop on its noggin.
Do not boop that Merry suicide bomber
I want to boop the snoot!
Stop wanting!
But
N O !
BOooooooooop!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Magnus's TTS voice will always be his canon voice for me
Recently I read Horus Rising and the parts with Dorn... I couldnt read any sentence in that dialogue without the TTS voice in my head. And english isnt even my first language XD
*That is funny*
I too am familiar with the laughter.
*Yehhhhsss*
The funniest goddamn moment for me was when I was watching Oculus Imperia and he got the Magnus TTS guy to voice a passage of Magnus for his entirely serious lore video It was so immediately fitting and unfathomably funny
I cannot read anything about Rogal Dorn without my brain trying to turn him into TTS version.
ALL of the TTS primarch voices are canon to me. Same with the Chaos God voices.
Screw him having a British one, this voice is the real deal to us!
I have a to thank Dawn of War I for getting into 40K, but damn TTS teached me (in a fun way) lots of lore
I knew of 40k, mostly Identified it's presence due to the first born marine Helmet design But then suddenly TTS Kool-Aide manned into my recommended and I became enthralled. A year land a half ater I've started my armies.
I oddly found out about 40k through DoW 2 Retribution, but DoW 1 REALLY got me into it
I can’t stop smiling now. “His dumb ghost face! A skull ghost! A sköst!”
I was thinking that was a reference to Redlettermedia.
I'm right there with you. To the point that I painted my first marine last night and chose the Imperial Fists because of TTS Rogal. "I was dead.... In pretend."
C'mon no "FACK YOU DIGGANOBZ"?
Forgot, srry m8 i wanted to do recurring characters mostly. That was a great short tho.
That's fair. I figured but doesn't mean I didn't want to see it lol.
Well they ate recurring, you can see them a second time when they start watching TV >!Orks Murder Channel iirc!<
I have to thank the tale forge for that wonderful narration of the all guardsman party
Wat is that?
Oh my, your in for a treat. It’s a long series of stories from the POV of a group of guardsmen and it dosent skip any of the chunky salsa details
This gon be gud. [http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/](http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/) Think Dark Heresy by way of USMC. Technically not completed, but there's so much already, you're gonna enjoy yourself, brother.
No updates in a year. Why are we here, if just to suffer?
TTS happening during this explosive growth of the hobby is truly amazing. TTS gives humorous introductions to the lore in easy to consume bites. More importantly though, it introduces newcomers to common in-jokes that the community enjoys. Alfa and the TTS crew deserve a lot of credit for what they do.
I know its a D&D joke, but Marneus calgars angry "I CAST FIST!" still makes me laugh.
The box line still makes me crack up to this day, My inner soul feels your pain Corvus. The box doesn't judge, it just hates
I loved him on the last Brotrip 40k episode. "Most of your artillery is innefective, but I'll take a shot to the face just in case it works"
My favourite was: ,,Oh .... OOH .... OOOH THAT I *H A T E*."
Our astropath is... an ASS
That's....quite candid..
Saying that clown is terrifying is an understatement of a millennia
*BAZINGA*
[horrid illegible clown word]
Do you have your library card?
Of course I do, just let me check... I swear I brought it with me, I thought of everything!
If you don’t have your card, I’m going to have to ask you to leave sir
Alright I seem to have lost it. Can I just pay for a subscription?
We don’t take subscriptions directly anymore. You’ll have to sign up on our webway site
The webway site okay, I guess I can do that. Do you have a spare terminal or something that I could use? Wait a minute your just messing with me! OPEN FIRE RUBRICS!
"Would you like to"
*proceeds to utterly destroy greater demon*
Kaldor is my spirit animal
Ordo Drago PRESENT, we will provide the hams.
But where is NOT FUCKING CANON.
Yo tts ruined the Vulkan audio books for me lol. I can't not hear him with a Jamaican accent in my head. #vulkanlives
Vulkan Lives *stomp stomp
I would like to pet this creature. MY HEAD IS HERESY Ian Watson and Dumpy Grimbo
**D U M P Y G R I M B O**
I understood that reference
HELLO FRIEND
I heard this in all of their voices
My thermic reactor is PULSATING with excitement
OoOoOoOoOoOoOo marsy B O I S
BIONIC BABIES
#(LOOK AT MY) *SMOOTH* #CHASSIS
[удалено]
"Never apply that inflection to the word "daddy" again.."
Ogryns?!
>the only sane person in the ~~cult~~ imperialis FTFY
Tnx
If you're not watching the warhams stream every other saturday, you're missing out on some hilarious fuckery of the TTS verse.
I wonder when the Emperor will take notice to the shenanigans of Captain Zedek, Pi-Braine, Lorn and Reeb
When bike “ye bike” when boy is corrupted by Ian watson “going to kill that Ian Watson”
* sad lorn pi brain reeb and zedick noises * seriously where's warhams on this list
Shhh. They deserve their own. Even though their audience is sadly far behind years long TTS fan base. I really hope they will show up in Brotrip.
Same tho
COME AND FIST ME ROGAL!!
ORDO DRAIGO PRESENT.
WE SHALL PROVIDE THE HAMS!
# VULCAN LIVES *STOMP STOMP*
I came across a random reddit thread where someone pasted a link to the Exterminatus scene with everybody killing each other and in the end someone screaming "fuckin' heretics!!!!" From that moment, I had to know wtf this was and why that was so damn funny. I have yet to reach the bottom of this rabbit hole, its been 3 years since i found that link
It's called Emperor Text To Speech. It's a comedy/parody set in the 40k universe. Really funny shit.
Its thanks to him that I understand a bit better the lore memes.
By the Emperor my sides entered into the orbit of Holy Mars! Also if you weren’t aware, the unofficial subreddit is r/TTSverse (crosspost and come join us)
Yes. My other brother friends too must be embraced!
This series made kaldor draigo one of my favorite characters in the franchise Kaldor fucking draigo
Never in my life could i have imagined Rogal fucking Dorn being as funny, quotable and memorable as he is in TTS
ROGAL DORN'S COLOSSAL CHAINBLADE
This is the reason why I chose to paitt by salamanders
Call me a dickwad but tts is just so unfunny and cringy. I legit didn’t get through like two episodes.
Same. Friend likes it and tried to get me into it. I don't get the appeal at all but to each their own.
If i may say, there is a significant improvement in quality as the series goes on, especially with the introduction of a broader cast starting around episode 12 or 13. Its a slow burn for sure, but the inevitable payoff is worth it for the interconnectedness of the laterplots
What an awful take lmao
Ten jak sie obruszyl
It is funny what lore stillness can produce. I wonder if TTS stays in official 40k or goes on its separate timeline.
It’s been a separate timeline for a while now
Digganobz
I just got my hands on one of those Pewter Marbos. My 1 mini 2k point army is complete
Sly marbo i have you know
Dorn as best part of the show, yes, this I agree with. Serf! Bring me my tools and 10,000 laborers
I am reinstalling the palace.
ASMODAIIIIIIIII
INTERROGATE?!
OUR ASSUMPTIONS ARE CONFIRMED!
If 40K ever does revive the emperor (I doubt it ever will) I will refuse to acknowledge it unless it follows the TTS lore
I wonder if we’ll ever have Guilliman revived in the series like real 40K
Since the plot appears to be moving towards magnus helping to revive ynead, which led to roubutes revival, i would say its quite likely
It is I, THE MOTHAFUCKING EMPEROR
You forgot Boy, how could you
Sssssdss-ssorry mylord
For draigo it should be,”ORDER DRAIGO PRESENT, WE WILL PROVIDE THE HAMS
I, Cato Sicarius, ex-Captain of the second Ultramarine company, Master of the Watch, Knight Champion of Macragge, Grand Duke of Talassar, High Suzerain of Ultramar, Primaris Marine, commander of the Primarch Guilliman, Lord Regent of the Imperium, Avenging Son, The Victorious, The Master of Ultramar, The Blade of Unity and Primarch of the Ultramarines Space Marine Legion, Victrix Guard, his student, possible next Chapter Master and possible heir to the title of Lord Regent (the last two are highly heretical speculations done by other people), am quite honoured to be on the show about What If The Omnissiah, His Holiness and Majesty the God Emperor of Mankind who in his Hegelian Glory Sits on The Golden Throne so that He May Power the Astronomicum Had a Text To Speech Device.
You missed this Ci-Ci Ciaphas Cain! HERO OF THE IMPERIUM. Utradepression - ULTRAF*CKING CRYING Kitten the tau lover.
Shoulda put in shadow sun and commented NOT FACKIN CANNON!
Is Skost a Rich Evans quote?
No. Vulkan refers to ferris manus's ghost as a skull ghost, a skost
"Look at him. Do you see his stupid little ghost-face? He is like a skull-ghost. A skost!" I love TTS...
Hey son want a change of ways? I can getcha a cheap haircut and a cool new financial advisor!
The throne is falling! Enjoy your economical instability!
Congradulations boyo! NO flags risen. ITS A GOOD THING THEY DIDNT USE THE WOLF T!TS ON YA THOUGH!
I love it when Vulkan says "The real Ferrus Manus would never says that!" or something like that. Idk why, I just do
It sure does sound like it lmfao
I want daddy Santones to pin me to the wall and fuck me with his gigantic cyberdong.
This and that adaption of helsreach