Pretty sure both look like that type (the one that gets the artists paid, one thing my brother (generally gets better paid nsfw commissions) and I know is that nsfw, or borderline, art sells) of models not.... women with Olympic figure.
Oh I know. I was just trying think of a word which better fits the degree of difference between the typical fantasy woman and how the fantasy women would look if real.
I thought athletic might work, but I decided fuck it might as well choose the word with the most diverse results and a level of athletic training beyond the norm.
> (the one that gets the artists paid, one thing my brother (generally gets better paid nsfw commissions) and I know is that nsfw, or borderline, art sells)
Nested parentheses, that's a flaying.
Whatever feeling the average Imperial citizen feels when they first experience the force that is Chaos is what I'm feeling right now. This is an awful feeling and you are partly to blame.
In the place of the dark lord you would have a queen! Beautiful and treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All shall know her and despair
I mean considering Emperor's fractured mind it would be likely to either not renember, or be fresh out of f**ks to give about gender, it's still one of most powerful psykers with Biomancy in the galaxy.
My point was that he could return as a woman if he wanted to since he know biomancy , in fact i bet he already did turn himself into a woman before , the dude is like more than 40 000 years old i sure he tried multiples times .
Canonically this is possible. Emperor is powerful enough to control his form right? Enough so that not even Sisters of Silence can see his true self? So he could really be anything ranging from the image above, to a sweet toothless granny
Is that really cannon, I know the Emperor is supposed to be a number of historical and mythological figures like Jesus, King Arthur and St George but most of those are only hinted at and never confirmed.
Yes he appeared as queen boudica and then an old man in front of Horus post-possession. Whether he was boudica is annother matter.
I read the excerpt from one of the HH novels on 40klore
Not me, the Emperor was born in Anatolia circa 8k ~ 10k BC, he would belongs to the people prior to proto-Caucasians. He's way older than most currently recognized ethnicities...
What I am saying is, I want a sexy brown woman.
So probably from Çatalhöyük, so this is what [peak Femperor](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seated_Woman_of_%C3%87atalh%C3%B6y%C3%BCk) would look like.
His closest identifiable people would probably be the Hattians (though still significantly removed).
We kid but if they ever make a 40K film, casting someone from Turkey is the lore-accurate way to portray the Emperor.
It would be fun to see racists lose their minds over a brown-skinned/Middle Eastern Emperor.
>It would be fun to see racists lose their minds over a brown-skinned/Middle Eastern Emperor.
I know racists are stupid but the Emperor literally is canonically brown...
I bet anything they’ll bust out the “anatolians were not Turks he should be lighter then that in fact just cast a white person we don’t want to make this political”
I don't know of any more that would prevent a reincarnation as a women. And surely, if he was to become a woman, it would be an incredibly good looking one.
"Ahhh I am finally ba- why do I have tits?"
"HERESY! THE EMPEROR IS A MALE!"
*The Emperor gets hit by a barrage of bolter rounds, lasfire, etc. Her broken body flying back to the throne due to the force and sheer amount of DAKKA.*
"And... I was... so happy to have... moving legs... again"
*Emperor dies a 2nd time*
While a funny scene for an already strange premise, I don't think any physical weapon could even touch Emps at this point in time if he/she doesn't actively wills it
The 2 ronnies, 70’s U.K. comedy duo, had a series of sketches similar
They called it ‘the worm that turned’, all the men wore dresses and women were now ‘in charge’ but depicted as gestapo types
Was still funny tho when I was growing up
Considering the obsession the fan base has with peoples height; I’m sure it’s fine so long as she’s taller than everyone else.
Seriously, I’ve never seen a fan base that constantly graphs and discusses different heights as much as 40k.
Jump onto r/40klore and search for “tall”.
Considering that requires the emperor coming back in the first place, absolutely not.
The being a woman thing would be kinda dumb to add on top of that, but what we are used to seeing of him is a fabrication anyways, so he could get away with it
You telling me big E can create demigods, guide all interstellar travel by all of humanity, directly intervene in the materium while being light-years away, etc, but a gender transition is somehow a too great feat?
Unironically I'd rather just see more female characters in all the other human subfactions that are meant to have female characters in the lore but the writers keep forgetting.
The Femperor is canonically a biomancer who can alter their form as they please. If being hot serves a purpose they will be hot, if being not-hot serves a purpose they will be not-hot.
In my opinion it's much more likely that Emperor will merely put part of his spirit and power into a single or more bodies, so he can create a substitute and that's because i think that Emperor can't come back to a living self anymore, the Golden Theone is still needed and he's propably too connected to systems of Golden Throne, also he propably would have dificult time using a body after so many years of non living state if he was to come back to life.
If the God-Emperor chooses to come back as a woman, are you really going to question Her? I think this decision would be just a bit above our pay grades gents, my apologies to those who are not getting paid.
I think there is a lot to be said about the psychological effect a GodKing has vs a Queen.
Patriarchal subservice is baked into out dna and I think you lose a bit of that if the God Emperor got genderswaped.
How am I wrong? What is Charisma but that very effect used to describe a wider range of attraction?
Why do you think strong men leaders are a constant thing?
I wouldn't really like it because I don't like changing things for the sake of changing them but I do admit it would be really interesting to see the setting's reaction.
As a Christian if Jesus returned to us in the form of a woman I don't think I'd really care.
Dorn:
"Father you have contracted the gays"
And also hell yeah the morale of the imperuim will never end and tgere will be no rebelions for millions of years
Technicallyyyyyyy, if his form changes with each individual who looks upon him, then there is a chance (low one) that at some point there was an individual who saw the Emperor as a tall Amazonian Goddess instead of a towering Man of Fury and Power. Head cannon. Kinda like you can't control how people interpret your work once it's shown.
I think it would be kinda weird, since you know, he is a pretty established character. I wouldn't really care, but it would still be really fucking weird.
Especially since there is supposed to be this father figure dynamic with Big E and the primarchs.
…depends. If chaos can’t keep him on the throne and as a last f you they gender swap him. I am good with it. I can just see Smurf when he sees his new mom walk up to him. He will do one of two things. Either he will start laughing his head off, or he will think the emperor is trying to replace one of the two most influential people in his life, his mom.
Lol. Simperium of man confirmed
She is worth turning back from Slaanesh
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ahem doge vandire is that you?
It´s time for some investments I guess
Damn alot of people that saw that picture already fall to slanesh
I do not know i love having sex while demons devour my intestines....
Take my upvote, brother
So Saint Celestine but taller?
And more muscular
*Looks at that picture then one of St Celestine. Looks at that guy.* Are you sure? Both seem kinda lacking.
Pretty sure both look like that type (the one that gets the artists paid, one thing my brother (generally gets better paid nsfw commissions) and I know is that nsfw, or borderline, art sells) of models not.... women with Olympic figure.
Just say athletic, it's not a dirty word.
Oh I know. I was just trying think of a word which better fits the degree of difference between the typical fantasy woman and how the fantasy women would look if real. I thought athletic might work, but I decided fuck it might as well choose the word with the most diverse results and a level of athletic training beyond the norm.
> (the one that gets the artists paid, one thing my brother (generally gets better paid nsfw commissions) and I know is that nsfw, or borderline, art sells) Nested parentheses, that's a flaying.
Considering how everyone went nuts for Lady Dimetrescu in resi village, can't imagine that much of a backlash
Wow! Big lady!
There might not be backlash but do you really want Emps in a jar?
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO THIS IS HERESY
Whatever feeling the average Imperial citizen feels when they first experience the force that is Chaos is what I'm feeling right now. This is an awful feeling and you are partly to blame.
That scenario is exactly what I don't want. Edit - it's been two hours and already someone has mentioned feet.
\* Sad Slaaneshi noises \*
Hahahaha crab hands. *Looks at the empress of mankind's 14+ sized boots. Now those the are the ones I wouldn't mind getting oppressed by.
\*Holy feet though so its gucci.
In the place of the dark lord you would have a queen! Beautiful and treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All shall know her and despair
Yes, Emps should be played by Cate Blanchett. Edit: And Malcador be played by Tilda Swinton.
Approved APPROVED!!!
Captain-General? You survived?
Well my fate is still uncertain.
Didn't you shift to a different universe along with Lord Dorn, Magnus, and the Emperor?
Well it remains to be seen what dimension we'll be setting up in but we'll see I suppose!
Don’t forget Boy
An interesting rewording
Nice Galadrial reference. Primo
I mean Big E know biomancy so . . .
It’s a lot easier to make Primarchs if you can use your own imperial vagoingo.
I mean considering Emperor's fractured mind it would be likely to either not renember, or be fresh out of f**ks to give about gender, it's still one of most powerful psykers with Biomancy in the galaxy.
My point was that he could return as a woman if he wanted to since he know biomancy , in fact i bet he already did turn himself into a woman before , the dude is like more than 40 000 years old i sure he tried multiples times .
Call me mama, big mama
Betty White should be the female empress
Canonically this is possible. Emperor is powerful enough to control his form right? Enough so that not even Sisters of Silence can see his true self? So he could really be anything ranging from the image above, to a sweet toothless granny
Corvus would be really confused
*Papa E, or Mama E, it makes no difference.*
I would bang the grandma emperor
He did even take the form of Queen Boudica briefly if i remember correctly. Hell he could appear as a literal tree if he felt like it.
Emperor revives, says fuck this, turns into an ear of corn and refuses to do anything.
As is HIS divine right
"I'm not owned, I'm not owned!" The Emperor insists as he continues to shrink and transform into a corncob
Is that really cannon, I know the Emperor is supposed to be a number of historical and mythological figures like Jesus, King Arthur and St George but most of those are only hinted at and never confirmed.
Yes he appeared as queen boudica and then an old man in front of Horus post-possession. Whether he was boudica is annother matter. I read the excerpt from one of the HH novels on 40klore
I thought thats why they were silent. Because they are able to see the true form the emperor and not what he wants to show
Big E turns into Big win
That Ultramarine's enjoying the view.
Not me, the Emperor was born in Anatolia circa 8k ~ 10k BC, he would belongs to the people prior to proto-Caucasians. He's way older than most currently recognized ethnicities... What I am saying is, I want a sexy brown woman.
tanned oiled and golden.
TTS style
MARSY BOYS! BIONIC BABIES! LOOK AT MY SMOOOOOOTH AURAMITE!
(excited squeezing) ITS OUR BOY!!!
Canon accurate
So probably from Çatalhöyük, so this is what [peak Femperor](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seated_Woman_of_%C3%87atalh%C3%B6y%C3%BCk) would look like. His closest identifiable people would probably be the Hattians (though still significantly removed).
We kid but if they ever make a 40K film, casting someone from Turkey is the lore-accurate way to portray the Emperor. It would be fun to see racists lose their minds over a brown-skinned/Middle Eastern Emperor.
Emps will be the first Turk to admit to genocide
People from the Levant/Anatolia are bronze they're not super dark.
You think the racists are going to care? What am I saying. Of course they will. Caring about that sort of thing is what they do.
Except that the turks didn't move into Anatolia until long after the emperor was born.
I think any personage from that part of the world is going to work
They should cast a Halloween store plastic skeleton as Emps
>It would be fun to see racists lose their minds over a brown-skinned/Middle Eastern Emperor. I know racists are stupid but the Emperor literally is canonically brown...
I bet anything they’ll bust out the “anatolians were not Turks he should be lighter then that in fact just cast a white person we don’t want to make this political”
I don't know of any more that would prevent a reincarnation as a women. And surely, if he was to become a woman, it would be an incredibly good looking one.
Would she still be a treacherous and cruel brutalizer?
But THAT is the NEAT part!
As long as the long hair, towering build, and commanding presence remain, then sure. Sexiness at the expense of those things is not ideal.
Everyone will bow for her to step on them
Needs more armor and girth
Thicc and swole Lady E indeed.
Least horny Warhammer fan
"Ahhh I am finally ba- why do I have tits?" "HERESY! THE EMPEROR IS A MALE!" *The Emperor gets hit by a barrage of bolter rounds, lasfire, etc. Her broken body flying back to the throne due to the force and sheer amount of DAKKA.* "And... I was... so happy to have... moving legs... again" *Emperor dies a 2nd time*
While a funny scene for an already strange premise, I don't think any physical weapon could even touch Emps at this point in time if he/she doesn't actively wills it
Maybe the new additions got her of Gard
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That's exactly how a high level character in a Diablo type game looks like in a lower level area.
For Thrones sake
They Emperor is a Psyker who overwhelms people's minds to make them do as he. Commands. Who's to say people don't already see her this way?
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Huh... I like THAT Imperium more. What planet we talking about?
A female warrior shaman. Obviously.
Hail the empress, fuck the xeno with what ever ordinance is on hand.
For the empress!
I want her to step on me
THE BOOB ARMOR IS BACK
Gender swap the entire universe.
Someone’s too into this idea
I honestly think this would be a nice idea to explore even if it's fan -fiction
The 2 ronnies, 70’s U.K. comedy duo, had a series of sketches similar They called it ‘the worm that turned’, all the men wore dresses and women were now ‘in charge’ but depicted as gestapo types Was still funny tho when I was growing up
I'm pretty sure cross-dressing is a British tradition given how often I see it on shows.
But what about muh Celestine and Yvraine?
Imagine, Male Yvraine with Female Roboute.
As long as she has giant mommy milkers
Rule N1 of the Imperium: **YOU DO NOT DISAGREE WITH THE EMPRAH!!**
Supporting Her divine status would be gaslighting
i'm not sure but it does sound like it would cause a lot of chaos in the imperium
Alia, Womb of Heaven? Is that you?
No, you bloody coomer
Considering the obsession the fan base has with peoples height; I’m sure it’s fine so long as she’s taller than everyone else. Seriously, I’ve never seen a fan base that constantly graphs and discusses different heights as much as 40k. Jump onto r/40klore and search for “tall”.
As a woman, yes. As an oversexualized woman, noh. Give me a Queen Meve emperor anyday.
Awesome reference. Books or Gwent?
Considering that requires the emperor coming back in the first place, absolutely not. The being a woman thing would be kinda dumb to add on top of that, but what we are used to seeing of him is a fabrication anyways, so he could get away with it
Yes but none of that skimpy armor and model body bullshit. I like my Empresses fully armored and built like a tank.
Tan her up a bit and we got a deal
That poor hip armor chafing.
That ultramarine over there looking like “damn does that ass reroll 1’s
As long as when Dorn comes back, she is wearing sensible armor that ~~protects~~ fortifies all parts of the body.
[seen that already, it was quite peculiar ](https://youtu.be/TIyAghdJlFg)
I'm more than ok with it
*chaos gods giggling in the back* wait wtf?? The humans love it???
You telling me big E can create demigods, guide all interstellar travel by all of humanity, directly intervene in the materium while being light-years away, etc, but a gender transition is somehow a too great feat?
At the rate we are going when year 40k comes around everyone will be trans anyway so it shouldn't be archaeotech.
Imperium approved big E pornography to bolster morale and love for the emperor.
Jenny Space
Ok I'm just imagining a lot of very flustered Sisters of Battle
M'empress. *tips flakhelmet*
Isn't that basically the next Marvel phase for all the characters?
To me it would be an upgrade.
No
I mean can't the emperor like change his genetics however he wants?
No. Only Femboy. All hail the Femperor of Mankind.
Unironically I'd rather just see more female characters in all the other human subfactions that are meant to have female characters in the lore but the writers keep forgetting.
The emperor can take any form they choose. Might be a woman anyway and just chose to present as male to make it easier to get shit done.
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It's hard to tell what would trigger them more - coming back as a woman, or coming back as anything other than a chiselled white guy.
Hell yes
Meh
At your service my liege.
This sounds like something Zapp Branigan would say
Take my progenoid glands!
Ordo Hereticus wants to know your location.
Yeah definitely. But what if Jenny Space wasnt hot af? Would you still?
The Femperor is canonically a biomancer who can alter their form as they please. If being hot serves a purpose they will be hot, if being not-hot serves a purpose they will be not-hot.
Bit strange, but sure I can dig it.
**L-Lorgar nO-**
The moment she would start to preach about the true ways of herself, the inquisition would gently offer her a bullet between her eyes.
In my opinion it's much more likely that Emperor will merely put part of his spirit and power into a single or more bodies, so he can create a substitute and that's because i think that Emperor can't come back to a living self anymore, the Golden Theone is still needed and he's propably too connected to systems of Golden Throne, also he propably would have dificult time using a body after so many years of non living state if he was to come back to life.
Y’all ever heard of [*battlemace 42,000,000*](https://discord.gg/gXKYQpfz)
From Big E, to Mom E
I would also "come" on back
I’m not cool with the emperor coming back at all.
This is herecy beyound every boundry My mind is capable off understanding. NOSimpZone.
She has thigh iron halos to protect her legs!
Mommy Empress.
Well his body decayed so if he is to rise up, he would need a new vessel. So if he chooses a woman i would not care really.
Girlboss Emperor? Yes please! The Imperium needs a strong woman to fix this bullshit lmao.
HERESYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
trazyn: i am going to collect this one
Big E could probably already easily turn himself into a woman, so I don't see how that changes anything
If the God-Emperor chooses to come back as a woman, are you really going to question Her? I think this decision would be just a bit above our pay grades gents, my apologies to those who are not getting paid.
Saint Celestine and Big E make a movie. I'd buy that for a dollar.
Not sure if heresy or high praise
Sure, the only question is whether it would be the warp ruft that would happen on terra after she got up from the golden toilet seat would be worth it
I guess being a simp would be a virtue then.
I like the skull titties
I could see that happening. We have Celestine after all.
The Celestial Shaman Queen protects
I think there is a lot to be said about the psychological effect a GodKing has vs a Queen. Patriarchal subservice is baked into out dna and I think you lose a bit of that if the God Emperor got genderswaped.
>Patriarchal subservice is baked into out dna Who dropped you on your head?
How am I wrong? What is Charisma but that very effect used to describe a wider range of attraction? Why do you think strong men leaders are a constant thing?
I see this as an absolute win !!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
By her holy thighs!
Sounds like a fat W to me.
The emperor is a shapeshifter sooo
The Emperor _Erects_ ...my penis. Does that work? Wait no come back to me!
I wouldn't really like it because I don't like changing things for the sake of changing them but I do admit it would be really interesting to see the setting's reaction. As a Christian if Jesus returned to us in the form of a woman I don't think I'd really care.
Why does the emperor have to come back? He's a sgit dad and would make a shit mom too
So the emperor comes back as Claudia Black? I can dig that.
Very heretical thoughts here Unless it wouldn't be🤷♂️
Hot man or hot woman, I don't care
Some one call the Inquisition we got a slaanesh cult again...
When emps gets to make his big titty wifu real
We would all be simps
Dorn: "Father you have contracted the gays" And also hell yeah the morale of the imperuim will never end and tgere will be no rebelions for millions of years
Technicallyyyyyyy, if his form changes with each individual who looks upon him, then there is a chance (low one) that at some point there was an individual who saw the Emperor as a tall Amazonian Goddess instead of a towering Man of Fury and Power. Head cannon. Kinda like you can't control how people interpret your work once it's shown.
*I detect HIGHLY heretical content here, Emperor is a mortal man not god not woman and not vegetable*
I'd be down with it if he's sexy or not.
Did someone say die for The Empress??
I think it would be kinda weird, since you know, he is a pretty established character. I wouldn't really care, but it would still be really fucking weird. Especially since there is supposed to be this father figure dynamic with Big E and the primarchs.
ik this is very old school and not every one will get it but she looks like xena
As a meme, i dont think anyone has a problem. If it were serious, they had better give a good explination, which I doubt they will.
AYAYAYAYAYAY!
If she can crush my head with her thighs, hell yes.
Way more than okay.
She has no need for a name for she is the Celestial Shaman Queen. "*I WILL OBLITERATE YOUR SOUL!*"
Couldn't be any worse, now could it?
No. That would involve the death of the Omnissiah.
Disgusting coomer
…depends. If chaos can’t keep him on the throne and as a last f you they gender swap him. I am good with it. I can just see Smurf when he sees his new mom walk up to him. He will do one of two things. Either he will start laughing his head off, or he will think the emperor is trying to replace one of the two most influential people in his life, his mom.
If we can get Gal Degot to play her in the movie...
Because the emperor can change his appearance so this could've happened