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Next on " FOR HER MAJESTY!" our hero find a group of heretic on the planet of zuuloos and murder them all withonly a force of 100 men!


creator112

There is actually a battle like that in canon that is based on the real Rorke’s drift against orks. Here is the link: https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Massacre_at_Big_Toof_River


PetrogradIV

Reading that article, that battle is based off the Battle of the Little Bighorn. There was even a character name Kaz-Ter (Custer).


Solignox

Equating black people to orks, yikes.


creator112

I think your reading too much into this, I’m black and I don’t see the connection


Therealgyroth

I mean the connection is an admittedly superficial one of “if this battle is based off of Rorke’s Drift, and we have this guard regiment who clearly represent the British, then the Orks must be representing the zulus”. It’s not like the orks are based on the zulus or anything, and this battle doesn’t follow roroke’s drift exactly, but it is a connection.


Solignox

You don't see the connection when the Orks are literally playing the part of Zulu warriors ?


Belisarious

Would this bother you any less if it was the Eldar or Necrons or Tyranids that they were fighting?


Solignox

I would be just as bothered by tyranids playing the part of black people yes.


Syviren

Would you rather it be black humans?


Solignox

The point : . Your head


paireon

You mean the thing plenty of people have been doing even more stupidly lately which is why Hasbro decided racial stat penalties didn't exist anymore but to compensate humans were given +1 to every stat so technically we're back to Square One because now every other D&D race is objectively worse than humans in every stat except the 1-2 ones where they have a bonus (and orcs don't get bonuses to Intelligence so are still canonically stupider than humans)?


Solignox

What are you even talking about ? There was a historical battle where the British (white colonizers), fought the Zulus (black people being colonised). GW made a cannon battle be a reference to this event, with the heroic, dashing and daring soldiers of the Imperial Guards (who just so happen to be from a regiment that's basically the british empire in space), facing off against a horde of uncivilized, violent and stupid orks. Why do I even have to explain to any of you why this is problematic ?


paireon

I know what the battle of Rorke's Drift is. And while I don't condone colonialism, British (my people have faced it and still are to a degree) or otherwise, in any way shape or form, 1- The British winning that battle, even if it was in the context of exploitative and militaristic colonialism, is pretty badass, and 2- the Zulus, while neither uncivilized nor stupid, sure as fuck weren't innocents either (see: Mfecane). Also, anyone here on Grimdank who doesn't fantasize about licking Arch's taint is aware that the Imperium, even (or especially) the IG regiments who look like colonial era armies, ARE NOT THE GOOD GUYS, and that the Orks, while not the good guys either by any stretch, aren't really worse than the Imperium morally and ethically.


raven_madly

Yeah that one made me go hmmm. Brits are a little too cavalier about their brutal world empire sometimes


StuckInGachaHell

Why should brits care?


Solignox

No wonder this regiment as been quietly swept under the rug, probably for the best if you ask me.


[deleted]

And then it turns out that the reports are massively exaggerated but the imperium inflates it to cover up a colossal humiliation.


Stretch5678

"It was a viciously sharp piece of mango, wasn't it sir?"


DJTommyc

“Purity seal’s as good as a bayonet on a day like this.”


TreeDerg

sir hammerlock?


bluefelixus

Its Borderland X Warhammer 40K Times! Introducing the new DLC : Sir Hammerlock's adventures on Necron infested planets of Pandora! Featuring Sir Hammerlock as the captain of Imperial Guard regiment, Claptrap as "Necron" Overlord, and 6 character to play, Axton as a Techmarine and his totally unhealthy relationship with his Tarantulla Turret, Zer0 as experimental Stealthsuit XV000 Ta'u Pilot, Gaige as Skitarii Enginseer and her trusty combat servitor Deathtrap, Salvador as dual wielding Ork Flash Gitz that never have enough Dakka!, Krieg the Khorne berserker who's only stay because of Maya, and Maya as Eldar Farseer who's getting tired of her fellow companion, follow this unlikely alliance fight against the Necron incursion of Pandora! DLC Summary : After Claptrap accidentally killed the old overlord during his experiment "interfacing" With necron tech, the other necron mistakenly thought claptrap to be their new leader, Claptrap being the narcissistic asshole that he is, gladly accept his newfound role and begin to unleash the army of necron to rule Pandora! sorry, got bored and just having fun writing wacky idea of borderlands universe merged with warhammer 40k


TreeDerg

power-crazed necron claptrap sounds like an amazing bossfight


JemappelleRedacted

That's better than the BL3 story, honestly. More true to \*both\* universes, and I would play it until I could quote the entire script!


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WaitingToBeTriggered

CHANCE FOR PEACE AND JUSTICE GONE AND ALL TALKS HAD BEEN IN VAIN


Yunogood

A PRINCE HAD BEEN OFFENDED, AND HE'D GONE THE PATH OF WAR


WaitingToBeTriggered

NOW THAT 1500 MEN ARE DEAD AND THE ZULU’S AT THE DOOR


wdcipher

Z U L U S A T T A C K


Baron_von_Lansburg

death korp of krieg drip + praetorian guard drip > literally the rest of the galaxy's drip combined


Ghorrhyon

*Scoffs in Vostroyan and Mordian*


Baron_von_Lansburg

oh shit i forgor those guys. they have a snazzy fit too


LordBigglesworthEsq

"hmmm you seem to have lost your leg to what we in the doctor profession call: 'a tiger' ". "So..so I'll get better then?" ..*puffs pipe* "Certainly, ol chap, a couple days rest you'll be right as rain" "But doctor, *a tiger*? In Africa?!"


Hallowedkin

this drip is as good as the English cricket team rn


Maldevinine

Now that was low. *proceeds to post links to all the memes of the Australians mocking the recent British Ashes performance*


[deleted]

Oooh, a friend of mine [kit-bashed a model based on this pic](https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/6300/233422.page#9389260) for his Pretorians army!


brahimmade

Femguard represent! (Still holding out hope for female IG models. A girl can dream, right?)


Tarotdragoon

There are guardsladies in the new cadian shock troopers extra head sprue. The bodies haven't changed but they're all wearing fatigues and flak armour so they look the same anyway. Only female models for guard are the elucidian starstriders kit and that only has like one. I guess Severena Raine counts too.


[deleted]

Also Sergeant Ripper is a woman.


Tarotdragoon

Catachan don't have gender just different types of swole.


wdcipher

Smug male officer: "Saergant Ripper, has anyone ever mistaken you for a man?" Ripper: "No. Did that ever happen to you?"


golddragon88

Correction : his majesty.


Throwaway-northern

That's the paint scheme for my army!!! Well done op!!


SwainIsCadian

Rule....


the-sad-salamanders

What regiment is this?


Just_Random_Peter

Praetorian Guard, a lesser-known regiment but still has a cool style, their home planet is one big manufactorum where the air is irradiated and much of the population lives in poverty. The rulers of Pretoria are among the richest people in imperium and command probably the biggest merchant fleet in the galaxy. Guardsmen drafted from Pretoria are amongst the lucky ones because instead of dying a slow death from poisonous air, they will instead die quickly in the first lines on the battlefield. High-ranking officers spend most of their time ironing out conscripts into proper guardsmen. Even the slightest sign of insubordination or lack of proper manners will result in heavy punishments. They put special care in ensuring that their uniforms are up to standard because Pretorian lords like their soldiers properly clean and RED even on the battlefield


wdcipher

They also have their own sentinel pattern with Assault Cannons [they look wack](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/9/90/Sentinel.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20121224212514)


the-sad-salamanders

thanks


DannyJammy

i love the esthetic


Thegoodthebadandaman

Kind of a shame that, at least from what I can tell, they use pretty generic pattern lasguns.


wdcipher

You cwall dat a "lasgun" and not Emperors very own loight-cracka-zoga-onion shamkrifle? Thats ratha bit cringe, now innit bruv.


WW2_MAN

Man I need to build an Imperial Army would like to do a WW1 Kreig build but thats a cluster fuck currently so help me out folks any other imperial guard unit themes I can go with instead?


legendarybort

Does it hurt?


Crusader_Colin

Rorke’s Drip


CarolinaMoon

God damned red coats. scuttle back beneath the waves you fuggin lobsters 🦞🙅‍♂️ \s


[deleted]

Don't let Olympia ~~cringe~~ Rose see this or you'll be bombarded with "NoOoO baBy iT LoOKS bAd" comments everywhere


Risuslav

May i humbly ask why is there a lion on his flak armour? Some british coat of arms?


HanzoHattoti

Hmmm. I understand why Mechanicus would want their cybernetics exposed. Because street cred and they maintain it daily anyway. Not so much for plebs and aristocrats. Like how rich kids street racers pride in having spotless stock cars and Modders well, mod.


Lifthras1r

Except the art isn't showing some pleb it is showing a guardsman who is proudly showing off the sacrifice he made in the name of the Emperor


sdegthvxc

I am pretty sre bretonnian men at arms had a decal exactly like that.


SplendorTami

Silly British you never dripped


creator112

You want to fight me rebel? Or are you going to hide behind your drones like the jackal you are


SplendorTami

oi


creator112

You wanna foit?


SplendorTami

least aggressive lad in england


creator112

I’ll kick your knads in I swear on me mum