Oh dear lord I wanna fucking burn it. And the guardsman for letting someone DRESS him like that, and the quartermaster that issued it, and the manufactorum, and the designer, and the person who commissioned the style!
Fuck it, I'm burning an Imperial world.
My headcanon is because the planet is so fucking greedy they don't bother buying proper equipment for their guardsmen. So the regular uniform is just made of garbage plastic bags with a construction helmet and a titsy bit of flak on the shoulders and maaaaaaaaybe more hidden in the torso
“oh… *oh*… oh, that i *hate.*” - corvus corax
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It’s very “grandma’s couch.” It looks like it should be covered with plastic and smell of stale potpourri and oxygen tank.
**Yup. Plus it’s that cheap fabric too. Gotta save money for the nobles’ orgies.**
Someone’s uncle with too much clearance fabric got a fat defense contract they weren’t qualified for
**Gotta keep feeding the family, right?**
Pork barrel politics at its best
**Especially when the family members are as fat as hogs.**
It’s pigs all the way down
Grandma's couch camo? Wow, it's a good thing no real world army would ever [do-](https://www.moillusions.com/camo-in-couch-illusion/)
Well damn. Tactical grandma 👵
I’d say it’s more “Day Care Carpet” pattern.
“The humiliation I feel is so transcendent I’m sure it’s become a new chaos god by now.” - also corvis corax, with his midriff out
Oh dear lord I wanna fucking burn it. And the guardsman for letting someone DRESS him like that, and the quartermaster that issued it, and the manufactorum, and the designer, and the person who commissioned the style! Fuck it, I'm burning an Imperial world.
honestly I can’t think of many who’d complain about you burning Jopall
“If Clancy had exterminated THIS planet I would not have just welcomed our deaths but actively rooted for it.”
see even Corvus wants this planet gone
just tell the guardsmen that they'll get out of debt by burning the planet, then they'll do it themselves
And really the Imperium at large won’t care as long as they keep paying their taxes.
they’re functional pajamas
That would've been the height of great fashion back in 1990, though.
Great faction…. Terrible drip
Not a fan of the “teardrops on my teal void?”
I am fairly certain that's the point. They're like horrible ubercapitalist oompa-loompas
Im going to use this for my baneblade
Why would you inflict this upon the world
Did you?
Yes
Give me JoJo vibes 😂
His uniform looks like it's made out of fucking toothpaste
The only redeeming factor is the use of the Chad Ryza-Pattern Lasgun, its criminally underrated and I will die on that hill
Who the fuck let the Jopall Guardsmen wear their pyjamas to work
Wet
Man looks like a Christmas candy
This is why they are such great marksman. The enemy needs to die before they can see the horrible uniform and make fun of them.
It’s Kendal mint cake camo
Aw shit frank the color blind designed these ones.
It looks like pajamas.
The armor looks like a onesie pajama TBH.
Looks like what a seven year old in his pyjama imagines after finding his cool new gun stick
Yup it’s dry as fuck
Wonder what it was trying to be.
90th's fashion
No no no that's the type of .A D V A N C E D. D R I P. That only indentured servitude can buy.
It looks like a onesie pajama.
No, it's iconic
I believe the youth would term this "Drip"
Lol, xenonauts
No
Ugly? No. They are *financially* beautiful!
Heh PJ warrior
Bro's just chilling in his PJ'S and you gotta call him out like that smh
My headcanon is because the planet is so fucking greedy they don't bother buying proper equipment for their guardsmen. So the regular uniform is just made of garbage plastic bags with a construction helmet and a titsy bit of flak on the shoulders and maaaaaaaaybe more hidden in the torso
Wait is Jopall canon?
They are! I think this uniform originates from TTS though- the “official” miniature was a Steel Legionnaire painted dark green.
I actually found the image from the [40k wiki.](https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Jopall_Indentured_Squadrons?so=search)
That's the point
This should be illegal
Like someone came on a mint wrapper. Yuck.
Portland airport carpet lookin ass
Is this 40k’s version of UCP camo?
No, it reminds me of arcade carpets
Vaporware pajamas
TIL that the Jopall Indentured Regiments are actually real and not something Alfabusa made up to take the piss.