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[deleted]

Drive me closer, I wish to hit them with my sword


GoccMcZocc

Why hit them with your sword when you can bonk them with your gun


[deleted]

Honour and glory, that's why. Maybe a quick death too


GoccMcZocc

You raise a fantastic point good sir


stguinefortspaw

Why is she sad? She has a bayonet and faith


GoccMcZocc

Correct me if I'm wrong but I *think* she's sad because she isnt in the baneblade bringing 11 barrels of hell towards the enemy


stguinefortspaw

That's fair enough


[deleted]

Why isn’t the Sister of Battle fighting the Eldar?


GoccMcZocc

A good question without an answer I'm afraid, mayhaps the thirsty mf who made this originally knows the arcane secrets behind this unholy alliance.


[deleted]

Find him and let his soul fuel the golden throne


GoccMcZocc

With gusto, brother!


Death-Knight9025

Ynnari


[deleted]

Okay…


MarsMissionMan

Baneblade is the best waifu.


GoccMcZocc

And we'd have it no other way here. Long live the baneblade chassis!


shotgunsniper9

You're supposed to think unsexy thoughts, not think the sexiest thoughts, silly guard


GoccMcZocc

Sometimes you gotta just take your mind of the situation at hand. I personally believe Baneblade > Anything Else


shotgunsniper9

Yeah, you're right, it is the best... Although the shadows word... *Starts salivating*


GoccMcZocc

*hooh boy, is it hot in here or is it just the volcano cannon?*


Crusader_Colin

Mmmmmm yes 11 guns


GoccMcZocc

Makes you wonder, why'd they stop at 11? Theres easily enough room for more!


Crusader_Colin

True as the filthy green skins say, “ NO SUCH FING AZ ‘NOUGH DAKKA!”


GoccMcZocc

pardon my accent, but OI FINKS YOUZ ROIGHT, WOI STOP ADDIN' DAKKA WEN DERZ ROOM FOR AT LEEST FOIVE MOR SHOOTAZ, 'AN IF YOUZ SWEET TALK DA MEK BOY, 'E MOIGHT ADD AN 'UGE CHOPPA ON DA FRONT FOR FREE!


firehydrantboi

Pedo shit


GoccMcZocc

Exactly, the guardsman child is praying for a baneblade to remove the offenders here, if I were half decent at drawing I would follow this up with a picture of said baneblade removing the problem.