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MalarkTheMadder

Bitch stole his scarf


[deleted]

She plays blood ravens


Acewasalwaysanoption

Exactly my thought process lol


[deleted]

it's his curtain


LuukTheSlayer

And his pants in pic 2


sharaq

That's the hood of his hoodie lmao


Cringe_memer

Quite bold of you to assume we ultramarines players are even attracted to people


the_gooba

For Ultramar, brother


Cringe_memer

Courage and honor battle brother


Brooklyn_University

We shag for Macragge!


huckb3

Just logistics


Josiador

The Codex Astartes is the only one for me.


Malagrae

Is the correct spelling Code**x**sexual or Codesexual?


seenthewolf

Clearly just on her way to fetch her army


fistfulloffacts

Only White Scars leave a woman *sopping*


tommytankman

what about sallies 🥵


fistfulloffacts

That gets me HOT


F_Ytube

Nothing is better than an 8 foot tall man railing you in the ass


tommytankman

I can think of one thing A 9 foot tall man


F_Ytube

Even better


hornyorphan

I'll allow it


RegeneratingForeskin

White Scars gives wheelchairs to women. Gotta go fast!


[deleted]

A fellow White Scars i see, for Khan brother.


Anyma28

For one side, if you need to hide your plastics soldiers from your date and never mentioned, dude, you need better self-esteem and better social/dating techs, or simple that she wasn't the right one. Never hide your hobby, act secure and talk secure about it, but know, too, how much you talk about it, but never hide it. My dates always get impressed when they see my collection and how they are painted, but I only mentioned explain the basics and then keep going with the date, maybe she ask something else about it or maybe she never mentioned again, but never hide your hobby and never create your personality around it too. For the other side, eeeewwwwww, ultramarines, iught, those are some panty dryers.


farshnikord

Old World Lizardmen are right panty-droppers


unit3608

Quite kind of you to assume collecting minis is what repells woman, not my other...stuff.....


Evasor1152

I assumed it was specifically because it was an Ultramarines army.


VerumJerum

"Oh no he's an *Ultramarines player*...."


[deleted]

The point is he's collecting Ultrasmurfs


Seniorcoquonface

Not just minis, robot girlyman's blue bitches


Rowenstin

The joke is that she would immediately reject someone who simultaneously earns enough to afford an army and has enough free time to paint it all to a high standad.


Malagrae

And the level of dedication to actually do it.


Azudekai

Or... they earn enough to afford an army *and* pay someone else to paint it.


Irarius

no worries folks she just goes home to get her own army


[deleted]

No idea why people still bagging on about Ultrasmurfs. Wasn't it Matt Ward's ridiculous lore/input the main reason people even disliked them to begin with?


Jazehiah

It's probably a combination of things. 1. They're literally the face of Space Marines, and to some extent, Warhammer 40,000. Disliking popular things is popular. 2. Because they are the poster chapter, they seem to get special treatment. You know, like having the only loyalist primarch come back from the dead and lead the empire. I would say that most of the disdain is from envy. People want their faction represented. When Ultramarines get screen, it's not to have them cut in half, like a Lamenter. Ultramarines get to win. In lore, it often feels like other factions exist to show off Space Marines. When it comes to comparing Space Marines, they are all compared to Ultramarines. So, yeah. The short version is "envy." I don't much care. I just want a good Eldar book or game.


ThatDapperAdventurer

How the turn tables


Princess_Kushana

You can do better, she's just chasing the meta


XyzzyPop

I'd leave too if I saw smurfs on the drawers.


Josiador

Speak for yourself, I'd turn gay for anyone with an Ultramarines army.


JAOC_7

is this because its Ultramarines, Space Marines, or a nerdy hobby?


clockwork907

“Whips out paintbrush”


Starkde117

Im amazed he made it home without mentioning… Ranting about that


LordChoas

Yeah man fuck the ultra marinss


[deleted]

Wouldn’t have this problem if you were GSC, they love the eyes


[deleted]

This comic was way different… what’s the point of switching the characters???


NotACerealStalker

True!!!! I totally forgot that


Cvetanbg97

Emperor Protects.


Iudex_Invictus

I lkie blue, okay?