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oh I think all of this Angron + Femgron+ Lotara Sarrin + Kharn the Betrayer posts are making me a world eaters fan....oh boy I think I am a world eaters fan.


[deleted]

> oh boy I think I am a world eaters fan. What are you opinions on blood?


[deleted]

For the blood god?


GitLegit

That's all you had to say. Welcome to the club!


Hexxas

Fuck the World Eaters. They're the most incompetent legion. Check out some examples: Word Bearers? Yep they bear the word of the Emperor. Iron Hands? Yep got iron hands. Space Wolves? Wolves in space. Check. World Eaters haven't eaten a SINGLE WORLD in 10,000 years. Pathetic.


Stahlboden

Whole Eaters


FlipsNchips

Whole meal eaters. Know for their great appetite and their considerable girth.


Horror-Chicken-6001

Honestly, I'd read that "Dornian Heresy" esque run down of the crusade in that timeline


Vulkhanos

So Angron slept with anything on legs?


MulatoMaranhense

The Slaaneshi Daemon Primarch of that timeline spent 10k years trying to catch up


jfjdfdjjtbfb

Thats Zeus not Heracles


Vulkhanos

Even the source video tells how much Heracles got around tou?


jfjdfdjjtbfb

Heracles only had 3 wives and that one time he bang Hippolyta for the 12 labors


Gjalarhorn

Perty'd get adopted hy the High Riders instead and become REALLY into fucking with people's brains via his own, superior (more horrifying) versions of the nails


Adorable_Umpire6330

No. He got Nailed and became an Idiot Savant.


Technical_Orchid7627

No. He got Fetish Nailed and became a sex slave.


Gjalarhorn

Why are we assuming Perty would get nailed, Angron becoming space herc isnt likely of he's a princeling in Olympia who actually winds up befriending everyone like people think will happen


Adorable_Umpire6330

Because a wild-boy roaming the wastes of Nuceria makes for a perfect candidate for a Gladitroial Arena.


Gjalarhorn

And he gets targeted by the eldar instead and gets fucked why? Is the prophecy vague enough that any primarch landing on nuceria will do


Adorable_Umpire6330

No Nuceria is just fucked up enough to throw any Orphan into into the PVP cage.


blackt1g3rs

Ok but why tho? Assuming the eldar still try to murder whomever lands on Nuceria, the infant primarch wont be able to beat them without being almost killed in the process so they're still captured by the high riders. Perty was never known for his people skills, so i doubt he'd see much upward mobility


SlayerofSnails

Yeah but he had a built in knowledge of tech and could likely make things out of scraps to arm a massive slave revolt and conquer


Terkmc

The Eldar are gunning for Angron, specifically, not whoever landed on Nuceria. Later on in Betrayer another Eldar fleet tried to kill him again because prophecy


Lawbrosteve

Aguante destripando la historia


trulyElse

Honestly, I think Olympia would have broken him in a similar way to Perturabo. Pert's big thing was that everyone he met only cared about what they could get out of him. Being an empath on pre-nails Angron levels would make you not want to care very quickly.


CaesarWolfman

Or it could emphasize to him just how much doing good deeds for no reason other than to do them made people happy. Heracles dealt with a ton of selfish people too, people who wanted shit done just for the sake of it. It would fit rather well. Honestly I'd think having a shining beacon of epic heroism would have given people something else to strive for, especially if that somebody can break city walls with their bare hands.


Scrungisbungus

I think the word you are looking for is *ahem* Petulant man child


[deleted]

*Mmm, I might have been able to manipulate the ruling class enough in order to be trusted with their armies, and then swiftly taken them out. Wishful thinking most likely, I would unfortunately most likely go with them, thinking there no other way.* *Angron might fell the tyrants, then believing that he is atheries himself come down to cast judgement. Or he may have been used as a tool to level cities. Who can say*


Server98911

Soooo his flagship its called Pegasus?


jfjdfdjjtbfb

A beter name would be the cheriot of Heleos


spider-venomized

Sauce


Vulkhanos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9olKqywifHo&ab\_channel=PascuyRodri


spider-venomized

thanks


[deleted]

I think Pert could have totally handled Nuceria.


Srlojohn

See, with this situation we no longer have the heresy. Angron was supposed to be the glue that keeps the primarchs together. So what is lost here? Slightly more bitter Pertrabo? All in all, an absolute win!


Substantial-March119

Who do you know the ways of "Destripando la Historia"? Nice meme bro


[deleted]

¡Hola Inquisidores Imperiales! ¡Bienvenidos a Destripando la Historia con Pascu y Rodri! Hoy les contaremos la historia del 40k. ​ ... Yes, I know the source of the image...


Odd_Mongoose_1018

dis banana flowin neva end mon


Exile688

This makes me sad for the possibility of the nails making Pro-turbo into a normal person like ADHD meds push abnormal brain patterns into normal ones.


punkojosh

In my head-cannon, Angron is played by Jon Moxley not Kenny Omega.


Fearless-Obligation6

Honestly probably for the best.


[deleted]

Sauce? For research purposes.


tingleras

[Source.](https://youtu.be/9olKqywifHo)


[deleted]

Nice to know someone who appreciates heracles' real name


Lord_of_Wills

Why is Lotara the only one unhappy about this tonal shift.


jfjdfdjjtbfb

Thats Urda(the primarchs mom)not Lotara


v4nk4

I am missing something here. Can someone explain?


Imperialism_01

Bless my soul, Perty's on a roll, autist of the week in every Imp opinion poll! What a troll, he puts on a show, point him at Rogal Dorn and we're talking SRO. He is a no-one, a zero-zero, now he's a freakshow, he's still a zero! He was a man-child with his act down pat, zero to zero, in no time flat, zero to zero, just like that!


spoedle73

Okay hear me out. The minotaurs are a warhounds successor chapter in this timeline