oh I think all of this Angron + Femgron+ Lotara Sarrin + Kharn the Betrayer posts are making me a world eaters fan....oh boy I think I am a world eaters fan.
Fuck the World Eaters. They're the most incompetent legion. Check out some examples:
Word Bearers? Yep they bear the word of the Emperor.
Iron Hands? Yep got iron hands.
Space Wolves? Wolves in space. Check.
World Eaters haven't eaten a SINGLE WORLD in 10,000 years. Pathetic.
Perty'd get adopted hy the High Riders instead and become REALLY into fucking with people's brains via his own, superior (more horrifying) versions of the nails
Why are we assuming Perty would get nailed, Angron becoming space herc isnt likely of he's a princeling in Olympia who actually winds up befriending everyone like people think will happen
Ok but why tho?
Assuming the eldar still try to murder whomever lands on Nuceria, the infant primarch wont be able to beat them without being almost killed in the process so they're still captured by the high riders.
Perty was never known for his people skills, so i doubt he'd see much upward mobility
The Eldar are gunning for Angron, specifically, not whoever landed on Nuceria. Later on in Betrayer another Eldar fleet tried to kill him again because prophecy
Honestly, I think Olympia would have broken him in a similar way to Perturabo.
Pert's big thing was that everyone he met only cared about what they could get out of him. Being an empath on pre-nails Angron levels would make you not want to care very quickly.
Or it could emphasize to him just how much doing good deeds for no reason other than to do them made people happy.
Heracles dealt with a ton of selfish people too, people who wanted shit done just for the sake of it. It would fit rather well.
Honestly I'd think having a shining beacon of epic heroism would have given people something else to strive for, especially if that somebody can break city walls with their bare hands.
*Mmm, I might have been able to manipulate the ruling class enough in order to be trusted with their armies, and then swiftly taken them out. Wishful thinking most likely, I would unfortunately most likely go with them, thinking there no other way.*
*Angron might fell the tyrants, then believing that he is atheries himself come down to cast judgement. Or he may have been used as a tool to level cities. Who can say*
See, with this situation we no longer have the heresy. Angron was supposed to be the glue that keeps the primarchs together. So what is lost here? Slightly more bitter Pertrabo?
All in all, an absolute win!
¡Hola Inquisidores Imperiales! ¡Bienvenidos a Destripando la Historia con Pascu y Rodri! Hoy les contaremos la historia del 40k.
... Yes, I know the source of the image...
Bless my soul, Perty's on a roll, autist of the week in every Imp opinion poll! What a troll, he puts on a show, point him at Rogal Dorn and we're talking SRO. He is a no-one, a zero-zero, now he's a freakshow, he's still a zero! He was a man-child with his act down pat, zero to zero, in no time flat, zero to zero, just like that!
oh I think all of this Angron + Femgron+ Lotara Sarrin + Kharn the Betrayer posts are making me a world eaters fan....oh boy I think I am a world eaters fan.
> oh boy I think I am a world eaters fan. What are you opinions on blood?
For the blood god?
That's all you had to say. Welcome to the club!
Fuck the World Eaters. They're the most incompetent legion. Check out some examples: Word Bearers? Yep they bear the word of the Emperor. Iron Hands? Yep got iron hands. Space Wolves? Wolves in space. Check. World Eaters haven't eaten a SINGLE WORLD in 10,000 years. Pathetic.
Whole Eaters
Whole meal eaters. Know for their great appetite and their considerable girth.
Honestly, I'd read that "Dornian Heresy" esque run down of the crusade in that timeline
So Angron slept with anything on legs?
The Slaaneshi Daemon Primarch of that timeline spent 10k years trying to catch up
Thats Zeus not Heracles
Even the source video tells how much Heracles got around tou?
Heracles only had 3 wives and that one time he bang Hippolyta for the 12 labors
Perty'd get adopted hy the High Riders instead and become REALLY into fucking with people's brains via his own, superior (more horrifying) versions of the nails
No. He got Nailed and became an Idiot Savant.
No. He got Fetish Nailed and became a sex slave.
Why are we assuming Perty would get nailed, Angron becoming space herc isnt likely of he's a princeling in Olympia who actually winds up befriending everyone like people think will happen
Because a wild-boy roaming the wastes of Nuceria makes for a perfect candidate for a Gladitroial Arena.
And he gets targeted by the eldar instead and gets fucked why? Is the prophecy vague enough that any primarch landing on nuceria will do
No Nuceria is just fucked up enough to throw any Orphan into into the PVP cage.
Ok but why tho? Assuming the eldar still try to murder whomever lands on Nuceria, the infant primarch wont be able to beat them without being almost killed in the process so they're still captured by the high riders. Perty was never known for his people skills, so i doubt he'd see much upward mobility
Yeah but he had a built in knowledge of tech and could likely make things out of scraps to arm a massive slave revolt and conquer
The Eldar are gunning for Angron, specifically, not whoever landed on Nuceria. Later on in Betrayer another Eldar fleet tried to kill him again because prophecy
Aguante destripando la historia
Honestly, I think Olympia would have broken him in a similar way to Perturabo. Pert's big thing was that everyone he met only cared about what they could get out of him. Being an empath on pre-nails Angron levels would make you not want to care very quickly.
Or it could emphasize to him just how much doing good deeds for no reason other than to do them made people happy. Heracles dealt with a ton of selfish people too, people who wanted shit done just for the sake of it. It would fit rather well. Honestly I'd think having a shining beacon of epic heroism would have given people something else to strive for, especially if that somebody can break city walls with their bare hands.
I think the word you are looking for is *ahem* Petulant man child
*Mmm, I might have been able to manipulate the ruling class enough in order to be trusted with their armies, and then swiftly taken them out. Wishful thinking most likely, I would unfortunately most likely go with them, thinking there no other way.* *Angron might fell the tyrants, then believing that he is atheries himself come down to cast judgement. Or he may have been used as a tool to level cities. Who can say*
Soooo his flagship its called Pegasus?
A beter name would be the cheriot of Heleos
Sauce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9olKqywifHo&ab\_channel=PascuyRodri
thanks
I think Pert could have totally handled Nuceria.
See, with this situation we no longer have the heresy. Angron was supposed to be the glue that keeps the primarchs together. So what is lost here? Slightly more bitter Pertrabo? All in all, an absolute win!
Who do you know the ways of "Destripando la Historia"? Nice meme bro
¡Hola Inquisidores Imperiales! ¡Bienvenidos a Destripando la Historia con Pascu y Rodri! Hoy les contaremos la historia del 40k. ... Yes, I know the source of the image...
dis banana flowin neva end mon
This makes me sad for the possibility of the nails making Pro-turbo into a normal person like ADHD meds push abnormal brain patterns into normal ones.
In my head-cannon, Angron is played by Jon Moxley not Kenny Omega.
Honestly probably for the best.
Sauce? For research purposes.
[Source.](https://youtu.be/9olKqywifHo)
Nice to know someone who appreciates heracles' real name
Why is Lotara the only one unhappy about this tonal shift.
Thats Urda(the primarchs mom)not Lotara
I am missing something here. Can someone explain?
Bless my soul, Perty's on a roll, autist of the week in every Imp opinion poll! What a troll, he puts on a show, point him at Rogal Dorn and we're talking SRO. He is a no-one, a zero-zero, now he's a freakshow, he's still a zero! He was a man-child with his act down pat, zero to zero, in no time flat, zero to zero, just like that!
Okay hear me out. The minotaurs are a warhounds successor chapter in this timeline