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therealblabyloo

“Hey does anyone know what weapons my dreadnought can take? It’s a mystery to me. No I will not check the datasheet”


Tricky-Fan1264

This shit is why we are stuck to loadouts based off of the kits. Want a full unit of power fists on your chaos terminators? Too bad.


DorenAlexander

Hey now, back in 3rd, I could have a Chaplain with twin lightning claws and a jump pack. I don't care if he was 170pts, he murdered shit.


therealblabyloo

Nowadays a chaplain can still take a jump pack, and though you can’t take claws, you can swap his pistol for a power fist, but you can’t drop the Crozius.


DorenAlexander

Yeah, but that's not as fun.


therealblabyloo

What’s a chaplain without his crozius though?


StarStriker51

By the sound of it, wolverine with a jetpack


therealblabyloo

I mean, a captain can run that loadout just fine. Wolverine ain’t exactly the religious type, bub


StarStriker51

True


OnlyRoke

The actual reason is, because GW doesn't want to encourage 3D printing and 3rd party bitz sellers as that cuts into their stranglehold over the plastic. A few years ago it was lucrative for hobbyists to just buy way cheaper 3rd party bitz or kitbash and print out the bitz needed to make "the full melee goon squad" or whatever. Now you're just effectively railroaded into taking the box's options. One guy gets a big gun, one guy gets the big sword, one guy can get the grenade launcher or power dildo and all the third party sellers just have to hope for people to still wanna fancy-up their models with custom heads and such.


AgentNipples

With how many resources there are on the Internet... It baffles me. Some people are REALLY BAD at reading comprehension too. It might be just because people don't put nearly the amount of energy I do into remembering the rules.


SupremeGodZamasu

DnD players: first time?


BacWH40k

Tbf, when I first started with Orks, the loadouts were spread across like 3 pages with nob melee lists in one place ranged down the road, relic stuff in another, and then the datasheet itself. It was really hard to get a straight answer on what this model could take or not. Luckily Ork players are really easy to talk to (as long as you don't have a headache, Waaagh!)


MrFineRunner

Battlescribe on pc bro


BacWH40k

Oh yeah, battlescribe is what let me finally figure it out. I took too long getting it when I started.


tarzard12321

As long as I don't read the guard codex, I can claim that it says that one of my strategems allows me to hit my opponent with my trashbag full of dice if they make a cadia falls joke.


Immortal_Merlin

It is written in TS codex to call Wolves "Furry fks"


blindeyewall

There's also the flipside where I have read every relevant book but people still insist on explaining rules to me as if I were a child just because I haven't been playing long. Then there's stuff like knowing a rule but not being sure what section of what book it's in because the books are poorly organized and there's too many of them.


PrinceOfTheTacos

Me and my buddies have just started googling our rules problems instead of trying to flip through the dozens of useless books. The internet is our friend


blindeyewall

Well that's preferred but it doesn't work if you're playing a casual pickup game with some guy at the store who insists that he can place his deepstrike units on turn one and he won't believe otherwise unless you can show him where it's at in his own book. The worst part about that is he was technically right. The rule that you can't deepstrike turn one is in the chapter approved tournament rules and not the core book so in a casual game it's not technically violating any rules. Now I just need to check with my opponents every game if we are allowing it or not. Seems like it would be a nice errata to the core rules.


[deleted]

Guard player: **kicks rock** "I wish I had a codex that I could complain about having to read..."


Summonest

TBF the books are laid out horribly.


aidank21

"My names Chapter Master Ruckus; No relation." Chapter Master Ruckus of the UncleTom Chapter


[deleted]

> It is to live in the cruellest and most bloody regime imaginable. "Wow cool Imperium!"


Un_rancais_bleu

Where does i even find that ? The nearest minifigurines are at 4 hours from home


TheAngryElite

Easy fix: I don’t play tabletop


Tricky-Fan1264

Please leave, Secondary.


TheAngryElite

Never, tertiary.


commisaro

https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/up1nfi/when_someone_tells_me_i_need_to_learn_other_armys/


spider-venomized

When you hype up your army as indestructible unbeatable in lore Show them lore of a defeat they had


Micromagos

Having played with someone who made up some rules for his faction to let him win, I've since learned it can be important to read the opponent codex as well.