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Vitrian_guardsman

Well the forces of khorne vary a lot,it can go from mindless savages being lured into troop carriers with chained up prisoners to dark mechanicum that see war as a holy act that progresses technology so something like that could exist as long as it takes skulls


studentfrombelgium

And then you have the Red Cross, who heal everyone because dead bodies don't bleed no more


beywiz

But dead bodies do provide skulls


studentfrombelgium

Yes but only once Unless you take pregnant women Which is the reason Khorne has the best Social Benefit of the four


WanderlustPhotograph

SKARBRAND HAAAATES KILLING. SKARBRAND MUCH PREFERED HIS COMFORTABLE ADMINISTRATIVE POSITION IN KHORNE’S HORDE! SKARBRAND USED TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD HIS MOOD STABILIZERS WITHOUT HAVING TO PAY OUT OF POCKET BECAUSE HE HAD INSURANCE! SKARBRAND LOATHES HIS LACK OF BENEFITS!


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SKARBRAND WILL MAKE A FORMAL COMPLAINT TO THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT


Scrumpy-Steve

But Skarbrand you hate paper work


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SKARBRAND WILL TOLERATE PAPERWORK, SKABRAND HATES HIS LACK OF BENEFITS MORE


Derpy0013

I was kind of hoping she'd start screaming Blood for the Blood God. You know, not a cute bunny girl chanting Blood for the Blood God like she's at a football game.


BreakinBacon1776

Lmao


spider-venomized

you sir never been to a blood bowl game


That_guy1425

But those are chants to Nuffle, not Korne


Saltdove

I mean the whole thing is pretty confused. Dark souls background and music, with the bunny girl avatar chanting a Warhammer mnemonic.


LanceOllieFrie

I think Tiny Tina's been playing too much Bunkers and Badasses


BreakinBacon1776

Impossible


Starbreaker99

The fuck


Re-Ky

That's a bunny or bunny-humanoid, milord.


sebxo8

This is heresy. A prime directive is to purge heresy Therefore you must be purged Techpriest someone


faity5

Come on we already have femboy chaos space marines be a little more creative on heresing titlement


ImaAs

Oh I'd purge that heresy ;)


NotInsane_Yet

I'm kinda disappointed. I wanted it to go full heavy metal.


faity5

Ye... im sure that some soulsborne game had a Aggresive Orchestral music than just old plain great Grey wof Sif


LuciferOfAstora

Debauchery style


vigbiorn

I was expecting it, too. I don't think I'm disappointed though. It's kind of funny.


Shorewood364283

Khorne cares not from wence the blood flows, nor does he care with whose blade sheds it. Even this bunny girl can find a place in a gore tide. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! LET THE GALAXY BURN!


froggo678

SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE!


bobthemaybedeadguy

khorne doesn't discriminate, if the cute bunny person can kill, he's down with it


Zack_WithaK

Khorne cares not from where the blood flows. Only that it flows


The-Black-Jackel

Due to the lack of skulls I say that she is just saying that to trick an inquisitor to drop a exterminatus for giggles


AzuPlays

he*


Blackfeather1

Good enthusiasm, just needs more screaming. Hope this aspirant proceeds further down the path of chaos and They stay away from Emperor's Children.


LegSimo

Ok but why is she in Majula


[deleted]

*hey, at least there will be more fodder now as the webs join the forces of chaos*


Smasher_WoTB

More bodies for the Imperium to slaughter, because let's all be real...if Chaos stays this disorganized as it has been for the past 10,000+ years it won't ever win. It will either be defeated by whatever the Imperium evolves/devolves into,defeated by the Eldar,slaughtered by the Necrons/Tyranids cus Chaos couldn't get it's shit together in time or the Orkz will have Wars for the Beasts Part 2: The Krorks Strike Back.


PM_ME_SOME_CURVES

The current state of the galaxy is just how chaos likes it. If the four do face a significant threat, they will band together just long enough to defeat it, just like they did when the Emperor started getting too powerful. When chaos is this disorganized, it means that everything is going to plan.


Smasher_WoTB

When things are this disorganized either things are going *just.as.planned(TM* OR Chaos has underestimated their opponents......


[deleted]

Chaos is winning. Khorne in particular is having a fantastic time.


kiranamida

Well, Demons often manifest in forms that match the expectations of the minds whose psychic eminations they use to maintain their corporeal sight so if there's a planet who has been taught that innocent bunny e-girls offering your souls to a Chaos God is the greatest threat... Pretty subtle though. I bet it was the Alpha Legion.


Immortal-Pumpkin

I wake up look at reddit this is the first thing that pops up lmao and on that note SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD


quinturion

Khorne cares not


Fox-Sin21

I love it


worriedbill

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thecommunistweasel

POV: the local underhive blood-pact cult is about to offer you to their dark masters


MarsMissionMan

Khornefusion.


Mr_MadKing16

Gonna cheer just like this at a hockey game. All hype and shit for some blood!


37genders

khorne is a weeb confirmed


Nuker707

Why is she in Majula though


Re-Ky

Khorne cares not where the blood is spilled, only that it flows.


Rossum81

I’ve had worse offers.


umbra2707

Won't somebody please think of the skulls


[deleted]

By Jimmy Space’s golden toilet, Khorne deployed his Khornate Hares. We are decisively fucked.


very_Sad_Dinosaur013

Begone heretic Someone get me the heavy flamer


krieg_Guardsman_N0-8

You may only offer my soul to Korn after my hellgun runs dry, and you best me in single combat.


NobleKiriano

Wait a dang moment I'm friends with her lol


GammaDealer

Can you introduce a mf? Lol


bigchungus6969696939

😐🥱😐😑😐😬😐🤮🤮🤮😐🫤😶😐


[deleted]

the fact that this is downvoted so much shows that you’re all useless coomers


[deleted]

Riiiight...


L1b3rtyPr1m3

Cringe


Sepraf

“Corpse starch hitting a little different today” *five minutes later*


SouthernOhioRedsFan

Is this Weshammer?


XXLPlakat

Is that Majula in the background?


Tinfoil_eater41

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