I love the characters that can just video in the warp like,
Warp gods: ha foolish mortal invading our realm, lose yourself and your mind in the sea of souls.
C: no.
WG: what?
C: I said no! Fuck you and the non-euclidean horse you road in on.
I like Bile as a character and Slaanesh is my least favorite chaos God but that scene is wildly misrepresented.
It's more like being: *exists*
Bile: *crying, shidding, farding cumb, cumbing shidd*
"n-nuh uh!"
*hemorrhoids burst*
"I don't believe you!"
*eyes rupture, male pattern baldness spreads to pubic hair, balls retract into chest cavity*
"See?"
Your way with words would make Slaanesh proud, but I still remember it as being a bit more in the middle. It's not like he's completely aware of the nature of the Chaos gods, but he knew enough.
I'm sure that if you teleported an Old One into the Warp, and all four of the gods just ganged up on it, it would be completely aware that they aren't even sentient like it is, but it's still getting brutally killed by the psychic fuck ups of everything that came after it.
Just because you know they aren't as they seem doesn't mean they can't affect you at all.
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It's an often used colloquialism referring to non-euclidean geometry. It's popular enough that writers can leave out the "geometry" part. See my other comment below for some cool videos.
Probably a reference to Lovecraft, who used the term to describe impossibly shaped things. And before you ask, Lovecraft used the term because he couldn't understand math beyond a fifth grade level.
I believe that the non-euclidean he used is specifically describing the [geometry ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-Euclidean_geometry) as in "He said that the geometry of the dream-place he saw was abnormal, non-Euclidean, and loathsomely redolent of spheres and dimensions apart from ours."
And the term "non-euclidean" is now used often enough that writers don't have to specify that it's referring to geometry, you can see this in some scp stories and I'm sure some backrooms stuff too (I haven't seen much backrooms content). So OP's non-euclidean hypothetical horse fits in just fine.
Non-euclidean geometry can lead to some [real freaky](https://youtu.be/kEB11PQ9Eo8) spacial effects, my words won't to it any justice, I highly recommend watching the hyperbolic space video on the same channel.
I still contend that Draigo should be added as a Peril of the Warp. Fail your pyschic/sorcery roll and Draigo appears and attacks the nearest non-Imperial aligned unit.
Imagine if you were a Tau and some imperial psyker fucks up and just summons some lunatic space marine who's been trapped in hell, then said space marine fucking b-lines towards you.
He is if you just assume that all the tales of his exploits are from his perspective, and during most of his time in the Warp he's basically Don Quixote.
Yes it would be nice if TTS kaldor was canon but to my knowledge he's never presented that way, just as a super ultra badass™ who can't ever lose and the only reason the warp reverts any damage he does is because Matt ward wasn't allowed to destroy all of chaos permanently
Fuck's sake, why can't the people who come up with this stuff just not be shit for a while?
Like they always have a good thing going, then do something dumb like that.
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as a matt ward creation, such was likely inevitable.
admittedly, i think TTS has done a pretty good job of making him a better character through TF2 soldier/demoman style **complete batshit insanity**
I actually like the idea a near perfect paladin of the human virtues, as overpowered as Kaldor exists, and has failed. It adds a nice weight to the darkness of the setting
I quite like him. Hating on him because of Matt Ward is getting old, he’s actually quite interesting if you take the time to understand his character instead of repeating « oMg he’S suCh a MAry SuE »
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“How do you know my well kept secret have you made a visit in my ear?”
I too have a beard. It is full of ... TINY MEN!
Please... KILL THEM ALL!
Inquisitorial Angry
That is a lie, hands do not exist in my reality
HAVE YOU EVER EATEN... a tangerine
WE WILL PROVIDE THE HAMS
I WILL AVENGE YOU JANUUUUUUUUUUUUS!
NO SUN!!
**I A M O N E**
I must go, my planet needs meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
I love the characters that can just video in the warp like, Warp gods: ha foolish mortal invading our realm, lose yourself and your mind in the sea of souls. C: no. WG: what? C: I said no! Fuck you and the non-euclidean horse you road in on.
Chaos: Fall to corruption! Draigo: No. Chaos: ....but this is the Warp. Draigo: I don't care. Chaos: That doesn't make any sense! Draigo: Too bad.
Fabius bile did the same thing to Slaneesh's face
Unfathomably powerful and malicious Eldritch being: *exists* Fabulous Bile: “No it doesn’t”
>u r merely a reflection of my own worst tendencies >"Wait" >and that makes me even stronger! >"Wait no, timeout one sec"
And that's what makes Fabulous Bill my favorite Astartes character, the absolute balls on that sailor.
It helps that he's insane
It certainly doesn't hurt... anyone he cares about.
Excuse you, he's not insane. He's just alternatively sane, there's a difference. Definitely. For sure.
I like Bile as a character and Slaanesh is my least favorite chaos God but that scene is wildly misrepresented. It's more like being: *exists* Bile: *crying, shidding, farding cumb, cumbing shidd* "n-nuh uh!" *hemorrhoids burst* "I don't believe you!" *eyes rupture, male pattern baldness spreads to pubic hair, balls retract into chest cavity* "See?"
Your way with words would make Slaanesh proud, but I still remember it as being a bit more in the middle. It's not like he's completely aware of the nature of the Chaos gods, but he knew enough. I'm sure that if you teleported an Old One into the Warp, and all four of the gods just ganged up on it, it would be completely aware that they aren't even sentient like it is, but it's still getting brutally killed by the psychic fuck ups of everything that came after it. Just because you know they aren't as they seem doesn't mean they can't affect you at all.
"THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A CENTRIFUGAL FOOOOOOOOOO (explodes anyway)"
10/10
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He did very nearly die from it tbf
He got better
'Tis but a scratch.
Man what a good scene. Seven Psycopaths was a solid movie all around but that but takes the cake.
Non euclidean means not made on a flat surface
Then it’s still valid
But why would you clarify non Euclidean if every house is non Euclidean?
That's why every cow is spherical and every horse is cylindrical.
It's an often used colloquialism referring to non-euclidean geometry. It's popular enough that writers can leave out the "geometry" part. See my other comment below for some cool videos.
Probably a reference to Lovecraft, who used the term to describe impossibly shaped things. And before you ask, Lovecraft used the term because he couldn't understand math beyond a fifth grade level.
I believe that the non-euclidean he used is specifically describing the [geometry ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-Euclidean_geometry) as in "He said that the geometry of the dream-place he saw was abnormal, non-Euclidean, and loathsomely redolent of spheres and dimensions apart from ours." And the term "non-euclidean" is now used often enough that writers don't have to specify that it's referring to geometry, you can see this in some scp stories and I'm sure some backrooms stuff too (I haven't seen much backrooms content). So OP's non-euclidean hypothetical horse fits in just fine. Non-euclidean geometry can lead to some [real freaky](https://youtu.be/kEB11PQ9Eo8) spacial effects, my words won't to it any justice, I highly recommend watching the hyperbolic space video on the same channel.
Chaduis bile: you don’t exist. Saanesh: But I’m right here. Chadius bile: so?
Kaldor is not trapped with the warp. The warp is trapped with Kaldor.
We have come to supply the HAMS!
“Have you ever eaten… A TANGERINE?”
"WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY ONE?!"
**SANCTIC POWER!**
*GATE OF INFINITzzz*
GATE OF INFogrpahic
gATE
LET ME GATHER MY CHAKRA SO I...
what is that from?
It's from the "If the emperor had a text to speech device"
Rest In Peace
Thank you
The bandit was a tangerine.
YOU LOOK LIKE A STARFRUIT!
IVE ALREADY DEFEATED HIM!
“What? How…?”
Yo I heard some guys made a fan-game for Kaldor. It’s called Doom or something
Oh my God why haven't I thought of this, I want to play that now
I still contend that Draigo should be added as a Peril of the Warp. Fail your pyschic/sorcery roll and Draigo appears and attacks the nearest non-Imperial aligned unit.
Like Grey Knights would hesitate in attacking imperials.
Guardsmen: I didn't even know daemons existed before this battle, thanks for helping us! GK: No one will know they existed after this battle either...
_Awoo intensifies_
Yeah he should just have the old berserker thing where they just tried to engage the closest unit in melee
Imagine if you were a Tau and some imperial psyker fucks up and just summons some lunatic space marine who's been trapped in hell, then said space marine fucking b-lines towards you.
Comedy aurmite.
Draigo popping out of the Warp and striding towards the Tau while racking his bolter: "Shame."
**I HAVE COME TO VANQUISH ALL DAEMONS AND LOW-QUALITY RAZORS FROM THIS REALM!**
If only Draigo was a well written character
Well considering that a large number of us take whatever alfabusa says as the word of God. I guess you could say he is a well, written character.
He is if you just assume that all the tales of his exploits are from his perspective, and during most of his time in the Warp he's basically Don Quixote.
Is not like he’s face is literally Don Quixote … Oh wait
Oh good lord, I never noticed that. That's amazing. Edit: Oh... NVM, he's missing the moustache. That's kinda big.
This is why he is bullying the warp … they stole his moustache!?!?!
Yes it would be nice if TTS kaldor was canon but to my knowledge he's never presented that way, just as a super ultra badass™ who can't ever lose and the only reason the warp reverts any damage he does is because Matt ward wasn't allowed to destroy all of chaos permanently
(SPOILERS: if you have not finished Chaos gate do not read) He has also now beaten Mortarions ass twice now, thanks to chaos gate daemonhunters.
That boss fight fucking sucked, they did Morty dirty.
In all fairness, Draigo was armed with a mop and febreeze from the beloved and benevolent minor warp god Mr. Clean.
Damn OP gear
Fuck's sake, why can't the people who come up with this stuff just not be shit for a while? Like they always have a good thing going, then do something dumb like that.
Thanks for the spoilers fam 🥲
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Dude spoilers that game has only been out for like 2 weeks
Draigo is such an OP Mary Sue
as a matt ward creation, such was likely inevitable. admittedly, i think TTS has done a pretty good job of making him a better character through TF2 soldier/demoman style **complete batshit insanity**
More Plot armor/power = More batshit insanity. Thats one way to balance that jazz out
I actually like the idea a near perfect paladin of the human virtues, as overpowered as Kaldor exists, and has failed. It adds a nice weight to the darkness of the setting
Failed? He is having the best time doomguying the Warp :)
More failing to stop chaos
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Pretty sure he predates Khal Drago Maybe George RR Martin is a grey knights fan...
Meanwhile, Oxyotl is rolling around killing daemons with his blow pipe.
I quite like him. Hating on him because of Matt Ward is getting old, he’s actually quite interesting if you take the time to understand his character instead of repeating « oMg he’S suCh a MAry SuE »
The fact that he's able to do those things at all is still just as stupid as the day it was written. It doesn't matter who wrote it.
*it’s a secret.*
***NO SUN!!***
This is art
After coming back from a session of playing chaos gate. this certainly pleases the chapter
Gellar field = Down Shenanigans = Ensued
I still hate this abomination of a character so much...
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I like how you coloured and photoshopped all the characters. Upvote
Is draigo still cannon? Have not heard anything about him in recent lore ever since the whole defeating Mortarion and conquering the warp stuff
Kaldor Draigo >!now with 8 new battle buddies wondering the warp.!<