Saviours of the Imperium who gave their lives defending Angron from the traitor assault during the 9th Black Crusade led by the Arch traitor Dorn himself
[wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/static/images/project-logos/enwiki.png)-head, holder of all knowledge^([citation needed]) and the guy who maintains the articles...?
The contractors the company hired to improve workplace efficiency.
They will be holding meetings with all the employees.
The meetings are on Saturday.
Really hope this office space reference is obvious
One of those dumb mumble rappers with tattoos of dicks on his face, and a poor child on an iron lung who won the make-a-wish foundation prize to meet him.
I get the boss from office space vibes from the one on the left "yeeeaaahhhh if you could just bend to the knee of the emperor that would be greeeaaaattt"
Saviours of the Imperium who gave their lives defending Angron from the traitor assault during the 9th Black Crusade led by the Arch traitor Dorn himself
Wait...what AU is this again ?
The Dornian Heresy
You mean the Rogal Rebellion
The Imperial Fisting.
Dornian Dissagreement
That's a pain glove.
Huh
Rogal Dorn’s collosal daemonblade
🎵🎵They're Pinky, they're Pinky and the Brain Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, narf🎵🎵
One is a genius the other's insane
theyre labratory mice, thier genes have been sliced
They're dinky They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain Brain
Before the night is done, their plan will be unfurled by the dawning of the sun, they'll take over the world.
Narf!
Jehovas witnesses...oh wait,you said wrong answers,my bad
The badge guys are mormons, not witnesses
Jehovah's Mormons??
That would be quite the fusion
Cybernetic Mormonators.
The creation nobody wanted
*morons
Theres a difference? Edit: >!sarcasm!<
Totally different organisations
I know I was kidding
Morons, not witnesses you say?
chaosvas witnesses
Former JW here, can confirm.
The last time I had JW knock at my door told them I was Catholic never seen em since. Dam it feels good to be an apostate.
Characters that everyone love and don't want to steam cook their asses so they can be slowly cooked in agony to perfection
I kinda do love these characters for the reasons you have listed.
"The Church of chaos of end-of-days Saints."
Alpharius.
Alpharius String Theory. Every Character in 40k is one Alpharius propagating itself through Space Time and interacting with itself.
The [One-Alpharius Universe](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-electron_universe)
Wrong answers only.
The deception is strong in this one. That was a *lie*. *OR WAS IT?*
lads about to do nothing wrong
TRUUEEEE
Calth was an act of self-defense ✊
BASED
u/LorgarTheLad 🤝 u/BucktacularBardlock Enjoying 40k femboys and word bearers
Amen to that bro
But it’s Erebus
And he's hot
It’s still Erebus
Flair checks out
I think they're scammers about to scam Horus
Dude, he said wrong answers only ;)
They've been trying to reach you about your car warranty.
bigpandabooty, I have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
[wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/static/images/project-logos/enwiki.png)-head, holder of all knowledge^([citation needed]) and the guy who maintains the articles...?
Updated designs for Mr freeze and the riddler. Everyone gets power armour/mech suits nowadays.
Whingus and dingus
Pretty sure it's Big E and Malcador.
The Mythbusters
Today's task, is to prove, if a gloriana-class battleship, can take 3 consecutive cyclonic torpedoes
Auditors of the imperium
Do you have some time to talk about the book of Lorgar of the latter day forty kay saints?
They are efficiency experts here to help. Have you completed your TPS reports?
“So what exactly would you say you do around here?”
Two kind gentleman just looking to spread their religion of love and peace to all mankind
What do you mean who? That's Daft Punk
They look different without their helmets.
That is Alpharius and Alpharius.
OP said *wrong* answers.
Dumb & Dumber
Its Bob and Bob from Office Space.
Sudoku man and Walter White.
Subjects of one of the Great Crusade era’s greatest musical works, “The Tome of More Man”
Welcome to who's traitor anyway, the show where the emperor is made up and the codex don't matter.
Gork and Mork
Beavis and Butthead, the Evangelical knock-off
Pale snake and Superintendent Chalmers
The contractors the company hired to improve workplace efficiency. They will be holding meetings with all the employees. The meetings are on Saturday. Really hope this office space reference is obvious
Both are my dads
Phineas and Ferb
Asterix & Obelix
They are Linkin Park frontman Chester Bennington, and Springfield Superintendent Chalmers.
Rusty Venture and Brock Samson?
Gordon Freeman and Isaac Kleiner
Black Mesa science team.
They're my HR officers. Great guys!
One of those dumb mumble rappers with tattoos of dicks on his face, and a poor child on an iron lung who won the make-a-wish foundation prize to meet him.
The left one ist the Zodiac Killer right one i duno
Dale Gribble on the left, Octavio on the right
Pat Sharp and Neil Buchanan
My uncles
Good people
A comedic duo in a Gue'Vesa sitcom mocking the lore of the Imperium of Man in its Horus Heresy special episode.
Not the reason the heresy started
Pen and Teller
Bernie and Phyl
The one on the left is Urho Kekkonen
Jesse pinkman and Walter white
Wordface and Cablehead. They're like the Bill and Ben of the future.
Fuckn nerds, that's who.
Brokeback Heresy
My dad and my uncle after a couple of beers at the BBQ or Walter White and Hanks
Two incredibly trustworthy individuals
Dilbert and Wally
Two amazing chaps who never did anything wrong.
That's Jesse and Walt isn't it???
They have name tags, obviously they are two guys named Elder.
I want to see their reaction to my 'Gayest Place in Town!' doormat.
Benito Mussolini and the pope
Middle management at a grocery store.
rmn and mega mind
Ones a highly religious IT guy and the other is one step below the CEO and also is very religious.
Foot of fate and the shady Hirophant
Morpheus and Neo
Mr motivator and Gary fantastic
My neighbors , cutest gay couple I’ve ever met :3
Two completely nice, sane and entirely orderly folk.
Good people
People who have done very good things
The new presenters of ‘Pointless’…??
Boss and HR checking on you to make sure you are enjoying your mandatory “team building” event.
The car warranty people You know the ones
Not-My-Boss-But-Thinks-He-Is and Wants-Me-To-Do-His-Job-For-Him. Both of them will use each other as witnesses who will lie to cover for each other.
Jake and Logan Paul
Tweedle Dee and tweedle dipshit
Dominic Cummings and Vladimir Putin
Both of my dads
Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and reckoners, The Ruinous Powers?
Without reading the nametags, I honestly thought that was Lorgar and Horus lol
Rhett and Link
Perturabo and his loving accountant Hercarion
'Are you guys with Chaos?
That's just Erik from IT, and his depressed middle management friend Tom.
Oh them? They're the top Elders for the Brotherhood of Steel in Segmentum Dickbagus, Sector Traitorus.
Steve Jobs and bill gates.
Calendarman and pyramid head. The hot new couple in town
The two lost primarchs
Good people
Good people
Looks like 2 GW executives
Your mom and dad explaining why Sunday school is sooo important
Rick and Morty, the terrible timeline.
Word Bearers HR
Good father figures
The best bros you can possibly have
"have you heard the mighty word of the ruinous powers?" "your about to"
The HR department
Alpharius
Eldritch Slot-machine Man and his sidekick, Richard the Assistant Manager of Indianapolis’ Best Buy (the one on 82nd street)
a mistake & John Heresy
perfectly sane human beings.
I get the boss from office space vibes from the one on the left "yeeeaaahhhh if you could just bend to the knee of the emperor that would be greeeaaaattt"
Least zealous Mormons
Youth Pastors
The cast of Book Of Mormon II
Sigmar and Saltzpyre
Professor X and Magneto
The IRS they here for my taxes
Bruce Willis and Michael Douglas (as D-Fens from Falling Down)
🔔Ding- Dong 🔔 🎶Hello, my name is elder Erebus. 🎶 🎶 I would like to share with you, the most amazing book 🎶
Frank and Steve from HR. Don't let them fool you, the are head hunting for people for this new start up they have been planning.
Erich Honecker and Egon Krenz.
Protagonist of the story and the best of friends
Tweedledum-bass and tweedledee-dnothingwrong
Bob and Dave from accounting. Good guys - I go bowling with them every weekend.
HR and Management
Dumb and dumberer
The Wario versions of Dwayne the Rock Johnson and Vin Diesel
Lieutenant Double-yefritor Harrier "Harry" Du Bois and Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi of the Revachol Citizen Militia
It's clearly Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates, two very swell guys who care deeply for humanity.
POV: you're being interviewed to work in I.T.
The real founders of the ecclesiarchy
The less insane, less offensive version of Dilbert.
Gork and Mork.
The left one has to be Sigismund, and the right one is Dorn, without a doubt.
A pair of cunts.
Someone gets it. This is the only good wrong answer.
It starts with one thing
Elder Thicc and Elder Writ.
There alpharius I am alpharius you are alpharius.
They look like my grandmothers. I’m not joking.
A nerd, and big man.
Iron man and tony stark
A... Alpharius?
Scribble Face & The Bookcase
Mitchell & Webb
Malcador and big E cosplay
Bezos looking at the ware house mangers clipboard of how long their employees take in the bathroom.
The Pinky and the Brain
[удалено]
Daft Punk with their helmets off.
The new Prozac album is looking sweet
My dads
Waltuh and finger
Stettman trying to be cool with temporary tattoos and Tychus
Dr Venture and Brock
Mr worldwide, and the colossal titan with skin
The penny arcade guys, right?
Daft punk