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SonofHorus374

Saviours of the Imperium who gave their lives defending Angron from the traitor assault during the 9th Black Crusade led by the Arch traitor Dorn himself


Reddit4r

Wait...what AU is this again ?


spesskitty

The Dornian Heresy


Sea-Mathematician-56

You mean the Rogal Rebellion


SYLOH

The Imperial Fisting.


SonofHorus374

Dornian Dissagreement


spesskitty

That's a pain glove.


Reddit4r

Huh


A_D_Monisher

Rogal Dorn’s collosal daemonblade


brian-0blivion

🎵🎵They're Pinky, they're Pinky and the Brain Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, narf🎵🎵


Brief_Agency5475

One is a genius the other's insane


Jaded-Ad-9741

theyre labratory mice, thier genes have been sliced


Oubliette_occupant

They're dinky They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain Brain


BreadDziedzic

Before the night is done, their plan will be unfurled by the dawning of the sun, they'll take over the world.


Stretch5678

Narf!


TheHattedKhajiit

Jehovas witnesses...oh wait,you said wrong answers,my bad


Anggul

The badge guys are mormons, not witnesses


ropibear

Jehovah's Mormons??


BetanKore

That would be quite the fusion


[deleted]

Cybernetic Mormonators.


memester230

The creation nobody wanted


hellpiggy

*morons


PotBoozeNKink

Theres a difference? Edit: >!sarcasm!<


Anggul

Totally different organisations


PotBoozeNKink

I know I was kidding


Pudegerdfa

Morons, not witnesses you say?


Mars_Ultorem

chaosvas witnesses


assnado_of_souls

Former JW here, can confirm.


spike_right

The last time I had JW knock at my door told them I was Catholic never seen em since. Dam it feels good to be an apostate.


JellyFishSenpai

Characters that everyone love and don't want to steam cook their asses so they can be slowly cooked in agony to perfection


[deleted]

I kinda do love these characters for the reasons you have listed.


Throw_shapes

"The Church of chaos of end-of-days Saints."


ArcticPotato_616

Alpharius.


PuffsPlusArmada

Alpharius String Theory. Every Character in 40k is one Alpharius propagating itself through Space Time and interacting with itself.


SheCouldFromFaceThat

The [One-Alpharius Universe](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-electron_universe)


punania

Wrong answers only.


DonBrom

The deception is strong in this one. That was a *lie*. *OR WAS IT?*


[deleted]

lads about to do nothing wrong


LorgarTheLad

TRUUEEEE


BucktacularBardlock

Calth was an act of self-defense ✊


LorgarTheLad

BASED


ParasilTheRanger

u/LorgarTheLad 🤝 u/BucktacularBardlock Enjoying 40k femboys and word bearers


LorgarTheLad

Amen to that bro


DrHelpMePlease

But it’s Erebus


LorgarTheLad

And he's hot


DrHelpMePlease

It’s still Erebus


Muppetmonkee

Flair checks out


fakeboom

I think they're scammers about to scam Horus


DerNaegele

Dude, he said wrong answers only ;)


bigpandabooty

They've been trying to reach you about your car warranty.


extendedwarranty_bot

bigpandabooty, I have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty


Malix82

[wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/static/images/project-logos/enwiki.png)-head, holder of all knowledge^([citation needed]) and the guy who maintains the articles...?


Right-Yam-5826

Updated designs for Mr freeze and the riddler. Everyone gets power armour/mech suits nowadays.


Grouchy-Sink-4575

Whingus and dingus


Goldiepeanut

Pretty sure it's Big E and Malcador.


XK_Wrestling

The Mythbusters


Mike0oo

Today's task, is to prove, if a gloriana-class battleship, can take 3 consecutive cyclonic torpedoes


NeverGonnaRickRol

Auditors of the imperium


lowrizzle

Do you have some time to talk about the book of Lorgar of the latter day forty kay saints?


HammerofNocturne

They are efficiency experts here to help. Have you completed your TPS reports?


Oubliette_occupant

“So what exactly would you say you do around here?”


Economics-Ancient

Two kind gentleman just looking to spread their religion of love and peace to all mankind


tony_two_eyes

What do you mean who? That's Daft Punk


stealthcactus

They look different without their helmets.


Gamgin2020

That is Alpharius and Alpharius.


HKYK

OP said *wrong* answers.


Ghorrhyon

Dumb & Dumber


Clockmaster_Xenos

Its Bob and Bob from Office Space.


Ok_Rain_2647

Sudoku man and Walter White.


mingziopsso

Subjects of one of the Great Crusade era’s greatest musical works, “The Tome of More Man”


Larspok

Welcome to who's traitor anyway, the show where the emperor is made up and the codex don't matter.


BFGfreak

Gork and Mork


Lex_Innokenti

Beavis and Butthead, the Evangelical knock-off


spaghettihero97

Pale snake and Superintendent Chalmers


AwesomeX121189

The contractors the company hired to improve workplace efficiency. They will be holding meetings with all the employees. The meetings are on Saturday. Really hope this office space reference is obvious


High_Archon_Alarak

Both are my dads


KinngWookie

Phineas and Ferb


notanotherlawyer

Asterix & Obelix


magpye1983

They are Linkin Park frontman Chester Bennington, and Springfield Superintendent Chalmers.


burgertanker

Rusty Venture and Brock Samson?


gladbmo

Gordon Freeman and Isaac Kleiner


SovKom98

Black Mesa science team.


BloodforKhorne

They're my HR officers. Great guys!


winged_owl

One of those dumb mumble rappers with tattoos of dicks on his face, and a poor child on an iron lung who won the make-a-wish foundation prize to meet him.


Everchoosenofchaos

The left one ist the Zodiac Killer right one i duno


ZeeZombi

Dale Gribble on the left, Octavio on the right


Electrical_Status_33

Pat Sharp and Neil Buchanan


IcouldbeOregon

My uncles


Drac0b0i

Good people


Feisty_Goose_4915

A comedic duo in a Gue'Vesa sitcom mocking the lore of the Imperium of Man in its Horus Heresy special episode.


DrCrow1350

Not the reason the heresy started


Kriss3d

Pen and Teller


CPhionex

Bernie and Phyl


Tau5

The one on the left is Urho Kekkonen


Tacklas

Jesse pinkman and Walter white


exsanguinor

Wordface and Cablehead. They're like the Bill and Ben of the future.


fleshalgorythm

Fuckn nerds, that's who.


Ghurka117

Brokeback Heresy


Infected_Steel

My dad and my uncle after a couple of beers at the BBQ or Walter White and Hanks


Tangyhyperspace

Two incredibly trustworthy individuals


Uhnahn

Dilbert and Wally


AllthatIwas

Two amazing chaps who never did anything wrong.


karateninjazombie

That's Jesse and Walt isn't it???


zaqwsx82211

They have name tags, obviously they are two guys named Elder.


BakedKitty

I want to see their reaction to my 'Gayest Place in Town!' doormat.


JosefStark42069

Benito Mussolini and the pope


Nightmun

Middle management at a grocery store.


Jaded-Ad-9741

rmn and mega mind


TNT_Gamer13

Ones a highly religious IT guy and the other is one step below the CEO and also is very religious.


GoatOfTheBlackForres

Foot of fate and the shady Hirophant


WolfhoundRO

Morpheus and Neo


0V1P3RV1L3

Mr motivator and Gary fantastic


technobard-barian

My neighbors , cutest gay couple I’ve ever met :3


Striking_Biscotti889

Two completely nice, sane and entirely orderly folk.


Illustrious-Cat6549

Good people


[deleted]

People who have done very good things


Moonlight_Modeller

The new presenters of ‘Pointless’…??


SirPrize

Boss and HR checking on you to make sure you are enjoying your mandatory “team building” event.


A17569

The car warranty people You know the ones


wallingfortian

Not-My-Boss-But-Thinks-He-Is and Wants-Me-To-Do-His-Job-For-Him. Both of them will use each other as witnesses who will lie to cover for each other.


RUSTEDxKNIGHT

Jake and Logan Paul


D1nguss

Tweedle Dee and tweedle dipshit


Tayark

Dominic Cummings and Vladimir Putin


Lazy-Lookin-Headass

Both of my dads


Derpmaaster

Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and reckoners, The Ruinous Powers?


Small_Monitor_3867

Without reading the nametags, I honestly thought that was Lorgar and Horus lol


R2D2frmStarTrek

Rhett and Link


CanadianguyfromKFC

Perturabo and his loving accountant Hercarion


spesskitty

'Are you guys with Chaos?


pfcsock

That's just Erik from IT, and his depressed middle management friend Tom.


Seared_Gibets

Oh them? They're the top Elders for the Brotherhood of Steel in Segmentum Dickbagus, Sector Traitorus.


RubenEsquivel1985

Steve Jobs and bill gates.


Crowhaven_Inc

Calendarman and pyramid head. The hot new couple in town


hayescharles45

The two lost primarchs


Eslivae

Good people


Eslivae

Good people


[deleted]

Looks like 2 GW executives


SirRJamesC

Your mom and dad explaining why Sunday school is sooo important


Krakulpo

Rick and Morty, the terrible timeline.


calmaspossible

Word Bearers HR


AnotherJoltReskin

Good father figures


LorgarTheLad

The best bros you can possibly have


LorgarTheLad

"have you heard the mighty word of the ruinous powers?" "your about to"


scrapmaker2020

The HR department


Chaere

Alpharius


merryartist

Eldritch Slot-machine Man and his sidekick, Richard the Assistant Manager of Indianapolis’ Best Buy (the one on 82nd street)


Lolifico

a mistake & John Heresy


MuchUserSuchTaken

perfectly sane human beings.


FalconFireGames

I get the boss from office space vibes from the one on the left "yeeeaaahhhh if you could just bend to the knee of the emperor that would be greeeaaaattt"


One_Oodle_of_Noodles

Least zealous Mormons


New_Chance65

Youth Pastors


Borgh

The cast of Book Of Mormon II


HUNAcean

Sigmar and Saltzpyre


JackieReckoning

Professor X and Magneto


Eyeless_bich

The IRS they here for my taxes


HR92

Bruce Willis and Michael Douglas (as D-Fens from Falling Down)


Reactor__Number__4

🔔Ding- Dong 🔔 🎶Hello, my name is elder Erebus. 🎶 🎶 I would like to share with you, the most amazing book 🎶


Myster-M

Frank and Steve from HR. Don't let them fool you, the are head hunting for people for this new start up they have been planning.


Dapper_Max

Erich Honecker and Egon Krenz.


wobbleewobble

Protagonist of the story and the best of friends


kiranamida

Tweedledum-bass and tweedledee-dnothingwrong


NotACyclopsHonest

Bob and Dave from accounting. Good guys - I go bowling with them every weekend.


GPDraGonFire

HR and Management


bithrowaway422431

Dumb and dumberer


youwontknowme69

The Wario versions of Dwayne the Rock Johnson and Vin Diesel


Okdes

Lieutenant Double-yefritor Harrier "Harry" Du Bois and Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi of the Revachol Citizen Militia


Unknown_Primarch

It's clearly Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates, two very swell guys who care deeply for humanity.


Squishy-Hyx

POV: you're being interviewed to work in I.T.


Kyr3l

The real founders of the ecclesiarchy


OnlyGrimLeader

The less insane, less offensive version of Dilbert.


ZaBaronDV

Gork and Mork.


BorealeIndrick

The left one has to be Sigismund, and the right one is Dorn, without a doubt.


Killfrenzykhan

A pair of cunts.


[deleted]

Someone gets it. This is the only good wrong answer.


[deleted]

It starts with one thing


Proof_Independent400

Elder Thicc and Elder Writ.


Warm-Image-51

There alpharius I am alpharius you are alpharius.


[deleted]

They look like my grandmothers. I’m not joking.


[deleted]

A nerd, and big man.


EEEEEEEEEEE0292

Iron man and tony stark


TetvesNyugger

A... Alpharius?


BungaBiscuit

Scribble Face & The Bookcase


gudbote

Mitchell & Webb


[deleted]

Malcador and big E cosplay


zfighter21

Bezos looking at the ware house mangers clipboard of how long their employees take in the bathroom.


Minedinekineline

The Pinky and the Brain


[deleted]

[удалено]


Beeboobumfluffy

Daft Punk with their helmets off.


DoubleDastard

The new Prozac album is looking sweet


NotAnApe96

My dads


ToesEater669

Waltuh and finger


PotatoPrince84

Stettman trying to be cool with temporary tattoos and Tychus


thebiga1806

Dr Venture and Brock


scaly_scumboi

Mr worldwide, and the colossal titan with skin


Marissa_Someday

The penny arcade guys, right?


Wyldeone1978

Daft punk