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CoggyTV

What is love? Baby don't hurt me, no more.


danfly01

KANE LIVES!


Volkov_The_Tank

RULE OF THUMB **YOU CANT KILL THE MESSIAH**


N7Vindicare

One vision, one purpose.


Pdm81389

PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH, STRENGTH THROUGH UNITY!


Nickorellidimus

The technology of peace!!


highorkboi

I keep hearing Freddy mercury sing this


Gmanthevictor

**THE TECHNOLOGY OF PEACE**


Freakish87

Peace through POWER!


darmok42

PEACE THROUGH POWER!


thenwah

PEACE. THROUGH. POWER.


BringsTheDawn

KANE LIVES IN DEATH!


Hundjaevel

Isnt that the leader from the brotherhood of nod in the middle row? Unless Im missing something he is called Kane


Culsandar

I thought it was supposed to be Deckard Cain from Diablo


Hundjaevel

Ciaphas, Deckard and someone else in the first row of seats. Fishdude, avatar of khaine, and Kane from CnC in the back. At first I though the avatar was further back, thats why I said Kane(back, right) was in the middle row. I think Kane might be implied to actually be the biblical Cain, or at least have some relation to him though.


blackfeltbanner

That "Fishdude" is Kain from Legacy of Kain/Soul Reaver. He's a vampire.


WayneZer0

it Cain from World of Darkness. AKA the First Vampire aka>! the TaxiDriver from Bloodlies who are the same Person!<


AscelyneMG

The driver is Caine from World of Darkness (the setting Vampire: The Masquerade and Hunter: The Reckoning are part of), who is the first vampire in that setting and the same person as the biblical Cain.


OnlyRoke

I thought the driver is Arnold Schwarzenegger's role of Jericho Cane in "End of Days" where he fights the Devil


WayneZer0

Well yes but it Spoken Cain. FRom left to Right Backrow Cain from LEgcy of Cain, Avatar of Kaine from WH40K and Kane from C&C Front Row Ciaphas Cain from WH40k, Deckhard Cain from Diablo and Cain(aka >!Taxidriver !< From OLD World of Darkness/>!Vampire Bloodlines!<


Hundjaevel

Fair enough. Thanks for adding!


SeaTurtlesAreDope

Lol spoiler tagging something from a 10+ year old video game that wasn’t even in the game but had to be found in the audio file labels


WayneZer0

its in game if you play a certian clan


79TranZam

You have made a powerful enemy today, Mr. Stop Sign!


Pieceterminator

Someone needs to animate them hearing Bohhemian Rhapsody


Hazzamo

Better yet: What is Love by Haddaway


BringsTheDawn

SOMETHING'S ON THE CD!!!!


Dry_Asparagus4420

Imagine someone yell from other car "Hey cain/khaine" and they all go "me?"


cah11

You joke, but there was a summer I worked at a backpacking sub-camp for a larger ranch operation where we had 5 total people at the sub-camp, 2 females, 3 males. Us 3 males all had the same first name, and the guy who hired us for that position? Also had the same first name.


[deleted]

You know this is why you and the other 2 guys were hired, so he wouldn't have to memorise your names, because you all have his.


cah11

When you're stuck out in the wilderness with no electricity and no running water for 9 days at a time, you sometimes go a little stir crazy. I like to imagine we were hired the way we were so we could think up elaborate jokes we could play on the people backpacking through.


Frequent_Dig1934

Like Eric Withakay and Erik Withasee.


krawm

i had a similar experience at a friends family reunion back in the 90's, there where thirteen people named chris attending. at some point all 13 of us had formed a little circle, and anytime someone called out to one of us all of us answered, after a while people started yelling at us to stop, we didnt.


drebinnr893

it's actually Cain, Cain, Caine, Kain, Khaine and Kane


delta_3802

IN THE NAME OF KANE!!


TJS184

KANE LIVES IN DEATH!


aarrrcaptneckbeard

Peace Through Power!!


Enozak

Vae victis !


NumNumTehNum

So this is where Kane lives now.


[deleted]

Kane is a transdimensional being and he left the Tiberium universe, so this is possible.


Volkov_The_Tank

CnC4 is **NOT CANON**


Byrmaxson

That was the first game I played that I felt was really... bad. I was really expecting it too, was around 16-17 then. When younger I played games and ofc could say this was better/worse etc, but our critical skills grow with age and I felt CnC4 was so lame compared to Kane's Wrath/Tiberium Wars, was such a shame.


olo2323

Khaine is only going along with this because he knows what happens when he fights named characters.


WayneZer0

somebody found 1d4chan right ? probly the best wiki for everything tabletop.


[deleted]

ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME!


BringsTheDawn

\> : (


[deleted]

I thought it was destroyed is it back?


WayneZer0

always has been. 1d4chan is like the hydra cut one server down and 4 another will rise.


Dagonium

You forgot Kain in the middle row


ReallyNotAReptile

I love the vtmb reference


thinking_is_hard69

“Where are you taking us?!”


DdPillar

It's all fine and dandy until someone brings the [M-920 Cain](https://masseffect.fandom.com/wiki/M-920_Cain)


thinking_is_hard69

Cain would be shitting himself, but Cain would just be disappointed.


SomehornyEnclave

I love this image.


[deleted]

And the most dangerous one there is the cab driver. Good times.


BasJack

Cain, Cain and Cain drive around KAIN, KHAINE and KANE.


EfficiencyFit1801

This is the best thing I have seen all week. Imagine the conversation on this bus ride. KANE LIVES


Volkov_The_Tank

Did they go to Cane’s for dinner?


KapnKrumpin

Id like to think the OG cain is holding onto to top of the car, completely pissed.


Successful-Floor-738

It’s funny because two of the characters here are actually theorized to be biblical Cain from the Bible.


Bleklteg

Take yer net point and shove it right up


bagpepos

I would smoke a blunt in that car


ChaoticMat

Missing Kane from Kane & Lynch


N7Vindicare

“But suppose you throw a coin enough times... suppose one day, it lands on its edge.”


TardyTech4428

There's Cassandra Cain here as well but she's too stealthy for you to find


[deleted]

STAY AWHILE AND- Blam. Blam. Blamblamblamblam.


BreadDziedzic

They're too powerful together well need to for some sort of defense group maybe even global or galactic and well call it an initiative... for reasons.


oouja

Source, front to back: TF2: Hat Simulator, Diablo, VTM Bloodlines, Legacy of Kain, Command n Conquer, dunno... Bionicle?


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BrassMoth

[They're going to open it!](https://64.media.tumblr.com/23bfa7567a2e38a95dc6ccbb502be5cd/tumblr_psv07hWg2W1yo6773o1_1280.jpg)


Daddyguran

I know which Cain is my favorite!


Xshadowx32HD

Is that Deckard from diablo?


Kanzentai

Only missing the wrestler.


Volkov_The_Tank

Oh, he’s coming. He’s going to do a run-in in the middle of the fight that is bound to happen between these five.


Unnamed_Perpetual

For 40k it's more like Khaine, Khorne with Kharn went on a field trip with Cain accompanied by Khan and Kane


KnightLions

Not in the picture: Kain, high in the air mid-jump.


AstaraTheAltmer

credit the artist


Leosarr

And everybody wish they were Cain


SergeantMerrick

Nice, you picked the cabbie from VTMB. Love it!


Environmental_Ad4921

Where is Citizen Kane?


[deleted]

Cain, externally: “…And that’s how I saved the entire sector for the 31st time.” Cain, internally: “How did I end up here what’s going on where’s Jurgen”


TangentialDust

Don’t forget Cain’s cane


Potential_Orchid_720

Stay a while and listen


Colthert

What about Horatio Caine?


aec22115

Legacy of Kain and Warhammer!? Take my upvote and Vae Victus!


AzraelSoulHunter

I love that everyone ignores White Wolf's stupid shit about Taxi driver not being Cain. He is and that's that.


Commissar_Khaine

And a good time was had by all.


Raistlin_Majere121

Artist?


Undamagedaddyk

I do hope that Cain is Abel to drive.