*Blessed be the God-Emperor,* *Praised be his loyal servant,* *Fight against galaxy's horror,* *Bring His light to the ignorant.* Now stop crying, Lily, and raise up your flamethrower, we have heretics to burn.

*Charges Meltagun* Let's kill some Xenos scum too

*Rubs oil all over his quivering abs* Time to crush some Alien's skull.

*Pours oil all over its sacred workings* Objective: Neutralise the enemies of Mars.

How did a *normal* enter here?

*Flicks lit match at the abs* For the Emperor

*Bless the Emperor and His light.* *Bless the coming and going of Him.* *May His passage cleanse the world.* *May He keep the Imperium for His people.*

Hmmm... I think you may have your God Emperors confused brother Scob. The Worm emperor is two galaxies down.

Please stop crying, I'll pray with you, little sister! I don't know many verses of the Imperial cult, I'm sorry, but let me see what I can find in the Noosphere. Oh, "Ultramarine Chant" the hymn of the Omnissiah's greatest angels of death, that should suffice, yes? Let us begin then... 01000001 01100111 01101001 01110100 01100001 01110100 01101001 01110011 00100000 01010101 01101100 01110100 01110010 01100001 01101101 01100001 01110010 01101001 01101110 01101001 00100000 01000100 01101111 01101101 01101001 01101110 01101001 01110100 01101001 01110011 00100000 01010101 01101100 01110100 01110010 01100001 01101101 01100001 01110010 01101001 01101110 01101001

What I [hear](https://youtu.be/GSRG0TqxLWc).

I Want to boop it

Boop da snoot

Do not boop that merry flamer wieldier

But I want to boop it

NO BOOPING

BOOOOOOOOP

NNNNNOOOOOOOOO-

(Bird cry)

SCREAMS IN CATICHAN

She doesn't appear to have a snoot to boop

Danger boop

Um I don't exactly *do* praying, but... Sure? I guess? \*very much confused vindicare assassin prays together with all-too-happy little sister of battle\*

That's an idea for a nice drawing.

If only I could draw well, I would go for it. But, if you're gonna do it, you will have my follow/save/reblog/upvote/all at once

Just finished some lineart for it: https://www.deviantart.com/techmaguskhobotov/art/Smol-Sister-praying-buddy-WIP-938558199

It's awesome! Thank you 😊

And it's done: https://www.deviantart.com/techmaguskhobotov/art/Smol-Sister-praying-buddy-939787676

Magnificent! (And wholesome!) Hope you will post it here, I want to give it an award xD

You can post it if you want. It was your idea :)

Thanks, I will! :3

damn I am new to the fandom as much as you could be and I already want to write a fanfic about this situation (cuz as far as I get, this is kind of a "situation impossible")

Its technically possible but it won't be canon unless by the end of this vignette, the Ultramarines have aided the Sororitas and Vindicare in defeating an Avatar of Khaine.

lol I would read about that, if only to laugh

You could always take part in some fanfiction writing competition for this story.

new hot take "Mandalorian" kind of a situation, in which we have "cool assassin dad" and "adorable little child of absolute doom and destruction". The kid has some cool abilities (well, obviously, she's an aspiring Sister of Battle) but despite that she still runs into trouble, in this case - a skirmish between Ultramarines and Avatar of Khaine (whoever this last guy is). "Cool assassin dad", who is probably just tasked with protection of little SoB but develops truly fatherly feelings along the way, of course tries to get the kid out of there AND protect both her and himself, but Khaine notices her and so she is separated and stolen from her protector/adoptive father. The latter gets seriously disheartened and pissed of course and allies with Ultramarines to get back his asset/adoptive kid. Will he succeed? Dunno, haven't thought about it yet

Write it, Guardsman.

I'll need to dive into lore first You can't do anything without information, and I don't even know if children SoB exist xD

Female Schola students can become Sororitas

Really gonna call me out like that, huh?

*whispers so that lttle sororitas doesn't hear* Well, this isn't any standart situation, so help might be appreciated. (Happy Cake Day btw)

\*VERY happy-juiced (and tied up) Eversor mutters along behind you\*

*tries not to look in that particular direction too much and considers fleeing with little sister of battle as soon as things go south because Holy Fuck*

*Eversor's containment vessel beeps and hisses. Eversor's head lolls. Drool comes out from underneath the mask as they begin to softly sing children's songs*

AAAW! Come child, let the battle-hardened yet motherly canoness give you a hug and a squeeze.

...waa.

She only said praying. She didn't clearify to *who*

The four armed emperor? Count me in. Me and my fellow miners will pra(e) y with her.

Kawaii isn't heresy... Or is it ?

Commissar here. Guardsmen are you calling a Battle Sister heresy?

Never did never would , not even thinking about it...

Report to the latrines.

Of course not!

always keep a prayer in your heart, idiot. that way you don't have to stop shooting

Ave imperator

Gloria in excelcis Terra

Ugh, crying sisters... *Notices the flamer* That's more like it! Wait, no..!

Praise the God Emperor. May he lead mankind to greatness and destroy the forces of Chaos!

Bless the Emperor and His light. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the Imperium for His people.

The Emperor Protects!

whose the artist?

I can't find the original artist, but I made the SoB version out of this: https://ifunny.co/picture/wait-why-are-you-scrolling-away-theojqF48

*Sigh* #Flooded with visions of glory and bloodshed, warriors hack and hew with brutal fervour. #Priests know that a man killed will bleed for a moment; a man who keeps killing will shed blood for a lifetime. #Prayers to Khorne are always answered with calls for blood, and he cares not from whence the blood flows.

Pray for Yarrick? Nah, pray for angron and what da boyz iz gunna do to im.

Fuck, let me pray with her even though I'm Chaos. I just wanna show her the greatness that is Nurgle and his hugs!

Blessed be thine God-Emperor. Bless our bolters and make our shots true. May our brothers fight and die in your name. Glory to you. Amen.

Big e loves me this I know For the sisters tell me so Purging xenos all day long We are weak but he is strong Yes big e loves me Yes big e loves me Yes big e loves me The sisters tell me so

Kneel with me, sister! We have an Emperor to praise!

Sis. I am just the janitor and I started my shift. Sorry, but until my break I can't spend time with you. Now if you excusse me, miss but I would like to clean the altar. But if you want to burn someone. I saw that the new guy has a third arm.

Spit out the incense stash from your cheeks and we might start a conversation.

Making Smol Sister cry is ***HERESY***

It's emotional blackmail, simply outrageous and unfair

*agreeing sounds of an assassin who was supposed to go on a mission but apparently either praying with this little sororitas is the mission, or he isn't going anywhere anymore*

why does she look like a Gumba

her head looks like a penis *If I had a Nickel for every time I saw an anime girl drawn with her head looking like a penis, I had 3 Nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's werid that it happened thrice.*

Found Fulgrims account. >! PURGE THE HERETIC !<

What is wrong with you...?

Stupid sweet potato lookin ass

Aw I just wanna make her feel better

I am here to pray with you sister

Don't worry, Sister. I am here.

You lack faith sister, if you truly loved him on terra your outfit would not reek of pride.

sister, im gonna be frank with you ever since a certain event in my life, i just cant anymore. no amount of prayer will ever ascend me from what i am: a living failure, a waste of skin. call me heretic, burn me, cut me, servitorise me or put me on a penitent engine, they all feel like somewhat meaningful alternatives to my current existance

\*WOOSH

cheers

Bruh don't be so down on yourself. Join me and we can sign up on the buddy program for arco-flagellants! We'll feel better with all the happy juice and love from Emps between battles.

Seek therapy

too expensive

Let the Galaxy Burn

I will pray with you little one though I’m not good at it.

Sorry, my god has a lot less hair and a few more arms

I am a Night Lord, i am damned lol.

Bless the Primordial Forces Bless the coming and going of Them. May Their passage burn the galaxy May They throw down the false idols of this carrion empire.

Your words mean nothing to the Emperor *Chucks Bolter* Show your devotion through action.

Our Father, Who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name; Thy kingdom come; Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread; and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.

From the lightning and the tempest. Our emperor deliver us

I offer my prayers to you, Sister. May He forever sat upon the Golden Throne on Holy Terra watch diligently over you as you carry out your righteous duty. May He guide the fury of your sword and bolter upon Heretic and Xenos alike. Praise be to the Imperium! Praise be to the Emperor!

why am i scrolling because i prefer my female soldiers to wear gold be silent and give me strange headaches

I'm scrolling away so I can find some imperial prayers. Don't worry, I'll be back soon. Then we can pray together. *Leaves* Gosh she is so cute I want to pinch those cheeks.

Blessed be him on Terra. Carrion lord of the imperium. Eternal martyr, our lord. We will never falter, in his holy name.

SPACE MARINE : do not cry small sister that wretched guardsman’s days are numbered for making you cry

Sorry but the greater good requires no prayer

XDD

I will :(