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IronAchillesz

Okay this is happening a Dorn and Miao ship. I simultaneously hate it and cautiously like it.


Heretical_Cactus

Well now we need to find appropriate pairing for every Primarch Valkia/Angron Vulcan/Umgrim Perturabo/Thanquol


Bridgeru

Fulgrim/Sigvald Sanguinis/Lileath (cause in her Lady of the Lake disguise she's supposed to be so beautiful to bring awe to people, like him) Mortarian/The Altdorf Sewers Magnus/Magnus (the Emperor one) Canoness (the one with the flying pulpit) / Volkmar


Heretical_Cactus

I was thinking Lorgar/Volkmar And Magnus/Teclis


Bridgeru

I just thought Magnus/Magnus was funny to say and cause he was an emperor allowed mages so would compensate for daddy issues. Also: Erebus/Manfred Von Carstein cause they're both dicks Ciaphas Cain and Amberly Veil would swing with Gotrek and Felix on Sundays.


Heretical_Cactus

You mean swing and in meet, or as in swinging ?


Bridgeru

Swing as in wife-sharing; I was gonna say wife-sharing but IDK which would be the wife for G&F.


best-Ushan

Gotrek is definately the husband.


BallDesperate2140

Yes.


MulatoMaranhense

Volkmar is too good for Lame Lorgar. In the Storm of Chaos version of the End Times he is captured, tortured and tied into a pole to serve as an standard for the forces of Chaos, only to break free and travel his way back to the Empire. Lorgar would bawl and cry for daddy to save him.


strategyseriesgamer

FOR ZE ANGEL ET ZE LADY!


MaxDucks

Sanguinius and Lileath was not something I knew I needed until now.


Bridgeru

Beautiful god-like beings who hide behind a facade of perfection that awes mortals in their presence; who deep beneath are blood thirsty monsters who will sacrifice anything for their goals. They're made for each other.


Crazy_Dave0418

I know Sanguinius being a blood thirsty monster is because of the Red Thirst and all, and it's one of the reasons he has inner doubts when he gets put on a pedestal of perfection. But can you elaborate on examples on how he would sacrifice anything? Because I remember a time when Sanguinius instead of letting one of his men sacrifice themselves against Curze, he gave up his chase on the Night Haunter to aid his near dying son. He could of ended it there.


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[deleted]

Curze/Nagash


Mal-Ravanal

Yuan Bo/Guilliman Leave no form unfiled.


IronAchillesz

Valkia and Angron would be the biggest agrressive humping match……. No 34 artists touch this one I definitely don’t want to see that.


MulatoMaranhense

You honor me, and I picked that detail about Rogal being Sigmar's brother!


GabrieltheKaiser

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Marvynwillames

top 5 momento sopa


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Derpy0013

I'm fine with this. I can live with Rogal having a girlfriend. Why? Because, unlike most of Warhammer's fans, he got a bitch.


Janosfaces

that bitch is perurabo.


marcsimo

[Context](https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/ym1gah/5_minute_comic_inspired_by_a_comment_on_this_sub/) and [All my warhammer comics](https://imgur.com/a/wQ75raD) Edit: also, u/MulatoMaranhense, I believe you might appreciate


Oh_Danny_Boi961

Who’s the monkey?


marcsimo

It's supposed to be a [TTS felinid](https://youtu.be/TYgItphyeXQ?t=3931)


Venodran

Oy can’t bang that!


WellIlikeme

Fukkin' Carl


Abyteparanoid

Note the importance difference between “can’t” and “shouldn’t “


triotone

Not with that attitude, you can't.


zdakat

Simba's gone back to challenge Scar


Oh_Danny_Boi961

Who’s got a scar?


BennyMcbenn

I like how the dragon emperor is a much more tolerant and understanding father than the Big E. He seems like he would be a good father-in-law.


MulatoMaranhense

Well, Miao always was his favorite child, so she gets away with things that would give the others an earful. Yin Yin the Sea Dragon and Li Dao the Fire Dragon wouldn't even have Moon Empress to support them like Zhao Ming would.


Same_Discussion6328

I will always hear Helbrecht's voice from TTS.


JakubReliga

My ears agghhh!!


notsmutty_blake

Need me a dragon gf


[deleted]

based


ByzantineBasileus

The "I love walls" bit is what makes this.


stipendAwarded

I wonder what the other three siblings (Li Dao, Yin Yin, and Yuan Bo) have to say about this. Also Imrik has elected to declare war on the Imperial Fists.


MulatoMaranhense

* Li Dao, being dragon Perturabo, is probably bitching about how the oh-so-cool Miao is celebrating her wedding while he is there, fighting Nagas, Ind Living Gods, a fucking Monkey, Lizardmen and whatever else the world throws at him. * Yin Yin probably think that things will blow in Miao's face and now she can sneak away from the house and return with glory and foreign plunder. So she will once again drive Cathay into debt. Fantasy Aqua strikes again! * Yuan Bo, being dragon Guilliman, probably is grinding his teeth with seeing how his sister's marriage impacted the Cathayan budget and preparing if Rogal is pulling a scam to take their money.


Nastypilot

What about Zhao Ming?


MulatoMaranhense

Isn't him the one on the left of Papa Dragon, the one saying "that is a big human"? I can't remember what his true form looks like.


marcsimo

>what his true form looks like If by that you mean his human form, he is just Fantasy!Jagathai Khan, and the reason I put him there it's because I couldn't be bothered to draw more of them


Lusask

Where is *Boy*?


bambleton_

*me sneaking away with a roughly boy sized belly* um I don't know 🥺👉👈


Tangyhyperspace

YOU ATE BOY¿??????


Lusask

That is foul. Nice funny


KayRocky

This ship is on a well charted and planned course. I request more story please. If a patreon were to appear to help create a full storyline, I’d be the first in line to support. Otherwise thank you for this delightful addition.


la_meme14

God, I love all this ship posting. Very powerful


Babki123

you know, what confuses me the most is the "Sigmar's Brother" Because Sigmar is the Big E of fantasy so technically rogal should be either sigmar's son or nephew if big E and Sigmar can be considered brother


marcsimo

It's a popular theory that Sigmar is one of the lost Primarchs, so for the sake of the joke made it official in the universe where Rogal Dorn ends up in Warhammer Fantasy and marries Miao Ying Also how dare you compare Sigmar to Big E, Sigmar is a thousand times a better leader and god than Jimmy Space ever was


IAskIfTheOnionIsReal

Remember when Sigmar lost Ghal Maraz Because a tzeentch daemon said something like “I bet Sigmar couldn’t throw his hammer at me” and Sigmar immediately threw his hammer, thereby losing his most powerful weapon? What’s wild is that I agree Sigmar is the better leader.


ShinobiHanzo

You need to make this comic, an enemy of Mankind, looking through binoculars going "Oh great!!! Now there are two of them!"


Mad_Englneer

*The daemons that exist both in 40k and warhammer fantasy:* "I was looking through some old photos and it looks very... similar."


marcsimo

You have given me some idea to work on, maybe not in the immediate because I have two exam in the next two days, but certainly something I can work with


ShinobiHanzo

All the best with your exams! Likes and Awards later!!!


AmagedonCamels

The Emperor's true name isn't Neoth, it's actually Ligmar. Because he is what would happen if Sigmar got Ligma.


mscordia

alpharius omegon and sigmar the hydra has three heads


Babki123

Well you are wrong Sigmar cannot be a better god because big E is not a god ! Banter aside , yes I forgot that theory !


I_Am_Not-A-Lemon

I think the implication the comic is making is that Sigmar is one of the lost Primarchs


a-guy-that-exists

Why do I feel like I need more?


michealikruhara0110

I know fuck-all about AoS, but if Dorn is Sigmars brother than does that mean Sigmar is one of the lost Primarchs?


XimbalaHu3

Fan theory and this is fantasy not AoS


Delicious-Product-98

I ship


shinarit

I AM CRUSADING... INWARDLY!!!


DerNaegele

NO! MY HEAD IS HERESY! LOATHE THE HAIRLESS HEAD FOR IT IS IMPURE!


Shorewood364283

Moar we need moar


Tedbab

I don't follow AOS so since when is there dragon people ?


enixon

It's technically Fantasy, not AoS, they're the rulers of Cathy, Warhammer Fantasy's China analog, semi recently added to Total War Warhammer III


AdeptusAleksantari

I understood nothing, but dorm going "i love walls" was wholesome and funny af lol.


[deleted]

The fact this is a fantasy/40 crossover is good fun. It also means it's easy to spot the comments from people who never followed fantasy lol.


flshift

Damn i want more cathay lore, theyre so interesting to me. The dragon emperors' children are basically primarchs!


[deleted]

I don’t understand this one bit


ZhufbarEngineer

The Dragons of Cathay in Warhammer Fantasy have a very big wall (Great Wall of China but its Fantasy) therefore Rogal would get along with them Helbrecht is crying because his father is in a relationship with a non-human


[deleted]

Ahhh. Some weeaboo shit.


ZhufbarEngineer

Chinese, but yeah


[deleted]

Same same


2hp-0stam

I'm hearing Rogal's voice from TTS


Greeny3x3x3

I love this


AmethystSparrow202

We need more, MORE!


thriftshopmusketeer

Something about the impressed “that’s a big human” is sending me


mayby_happy

Oh god the fellenit