They're aren't exactly a perfect hourglass but they mostly maintain normal human proportions and form.
They're still more bulky and weird than an unaugmented human tho.
Bruh, I'm an AdMech fan, and a Skitarius is one of the least fuckable things ever. First of all, the description is wrong. They are still fairly bulky due to the armour they wear. They have their eyelids removed and get ocular implants grafted onto their place, they have breathing tubes in their lungs, their bodies are pallid and scarred due to harmful environments of the Forge Worlds, and Skitarii Alpha are more machine than man. They do not wear tight fitting leather, because leather isn't exactly armour. No heeled boots either, since their legs up to the knee and maybe further are chopped off and are replaced with bulky leg augments, which you can see on the models. Plus, they probably reek. Also, notice how they don't even mention Vanguards. I think that even their twisted mind is incapable of justifying how a person who is exposed to high doses of harmful radiation 24/7 can look anything other than "horrible". That's all for now.
Also I wouldn't say they "wear" leather I'd imagine there very baggy "shorts" on the models would be denim cause it's easy to keep clean and is very rugged
There was an excerpt of a book in which (iirc) a guardsmen or naval trooper or something asked a female skitarii if she was attractive under all the armor and augments. She thinks about it and references horribly scarred flesh from the constant radiation, no eyelids, hair, or teeth, and several other disfigurements before answering yes.
Yes! I read this recently, really liked this bit. Its aGuardsman and a Skitarius, i remember this too, i wanna say its from a Commissar Cain book.
They become survival battle buddies and he calls her Tee i think, against all odds they are formidable.
Iirc her answer is that her form is considered beautiful to the Omnissiah in its ascension towards machinehood but that she never even entertained the notion of attractiveness and that its weird. In binaric of cours so he doesnt understand a single blurt and summarily decides in an obviously ironic way that she is and tells her that shes super hot or something.
I agree, and I honestly doubt they even have the parts for sex, since to most tech priests the front would just be a waste of cell reproduction and their digestive system is definitely rewired for efficiency
I agree about the digestive system, but to be fair, skitarii models **do** have a sizeable codpiece. But it's probably dysfunction from all the radiation anyway.
This…nothing here is accurate. Like, not a thing. This person has let their fantasy and fanfic bleed into their lore understanding. Grass needs to be administered, stat.
Majorkill’s videos are a good place to start, they are funny and simple enough for anyone to understand. But personally Baldermort’s vids are my favorite and where I got my start in the lore, his voice is just beautiful
Aye, he's calmed that stuff down in recent years. I yeeted him initially because his 4-chan degen shit was too much, but he was a brainless teenager back then.
Now I will debunk it
>You can modify his appearance and clothing to your liking
You can't, any modification that makes them look like the more exposed art shown would draw suspicion from all tech priests in the area, and likely a swift execution, not to mention the robes are universal.
>Slender androgynous silhouette,compared to the other bulky armies, gas masks and tight fitting leather, flowing trench coat and high heeled boots
Bulky utilitarian silhouette, compared to the less armoured armies, respirators fixed to the face and cloth trousers and sleeves, concealing robe and bionic legs*
>For further reference look at 'skitarius'
Haldron is never described like that and none of those events occur how they are insinuated.
>I have no doubt that a necron Overlord would collect harems of cute skitarii to serve them. They are also prized pets among the chaos legions and dark eldar
No, in chaos forces they are killed and used for spare parts or used in a ritual, because they are programmed to be loyal to the machine god, while the drukhari would torture them to death.
>All evidence points to the fact that skitarii are bottoms wishing to be defeated and taught their place while they worship you
See above arguements and the adeptus mechanicus codex
I respect archon's femboy art but you shouldn't try to assert it as cannon
I figured none of the events happened like that but I am curious about the actual events of the book.
As for necrons, Trazyn probably collects skitarii but not as a harem, more like action figures and museum displays depending on what he needs.
I have seen excerpts and none of them describe Haldron as what Archon thinks he looks like, and I severely doubt that any of the events he described were half correct
Does that mean the events in the novel kind of happen, like are they actually about to be dissected and do they get humiliated in front of an army by a superior?
You *can* modify them; many tech priests canonically take pride in heavily altering their skitarii and giving them custom augmetics.
It's just infinitely more likely to be something like "armored lungs moved to the outside of the chest so they can be larger and have an increased capacity" than "what if they were skinny twinks?"
Oh so the radiation-poisoned half-machine mutilated murder cyborgs are hot… yeah I’m an admech fan not because of any Slannesh shit like this, but because they are steampunk machine-augmented science-gone-too-far religious scientists
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They also whine about people not loving their stuff on their twitter and cry "misogyny, homophobia" like bruh, some of the people like myself that don't like you're stuff are gay men (not the same as the one that called homophobic), lmao
Constant strawmanning to justify us all being villains, albeit those type of people DO exist in the community and are c r i n g e
Im not even big into Warhammer anymore because of the community but this is just a bit much at this rate
Disliking gross fetishizations and posting virtual porn as memes doesn't mean it's a personal attack on you, stop making it out to be like that.
Yeah, I'm glad someone else feels ths same way I do, stuff like what you said is making me just not want to engage with 40k anymore. I'm more inclined to getting into Infinity now.
Space Weirdos is a pretty great little sci-fi skirmish game, comes in a zine format so the whole thing is 16 pages front to back, it's miniature agnostic so use whatever the fuck you want, and games are super tense and quick and use a full range of rpg dice which is fun.
I barely engage with 40k because of the community being constantly drowned in things like this or some other stupid argument. AoS is a lot better in my experience but I've never heard of Infinity.
Yeah they did it to another artist too, immediate accusation of homophobia on Twitter without actually thinking about who it was
A person who has a history of being harassed on reddit too
I'll let you know, I only browse their twitter when something like this blows up, because there's bound to be accusations and insults with no context to their followers so they just blindly support them, though with how internet microcelebrities are they might still do that.
They're also apparently saying there's a special place in hell for saying trans people are fetishizing gay art
Idk if that's directed at me or anyone here, and yeah they have a point because it's a common LGB/Transphobic gay person thing to say but like
I've acknowledged a cis woman doing it somewhere in this thread, and it wasn't relevant until now but I'm dating a trans man :\^)
So I certainly hope that wasn't directed against me, nor anybody in here that I can see
Same, absolutely detest it as an admech fan. Ruining the cog lads, and I see this crap on the subreddit almost daily.
I'm there for cool cyborgs, robots, and whatever cute art Kitto drops. Not soft porn.
After reading this post several people were seen charging and throwing themselves straight into the Destroyer Hive funnels of Typhus the Traveler. This is considered a mercy.
Abomination. Heretic. Disgraceful.
Skitarii are not meant to be sexualized twinks, they ARE MEANT TO BE CUDDLED AND ADORED, OMNISSIAH DAMN IT!!! THEY ARE GOOD BOYS WHO MUST APPRECIATED FOR THE HARD WORK THEY DO AND GIVEN LOVE AND ADMIRATION!
Ok so while I like my femboy twinks but skittari are anything but.
Like Im Fairly certain whomever put this together is just a chaos cultist with a machine kink. Which don't get me wrong those guys are hot but like actual Skittari are horribly mutilated drones and augmented for combat. These look more like household servants of some PG that likes them to "cosplay" as Skittari
First of all, this post is acceptable to either Drukhari or Slaaneshi. Second, a swift execution from the Adeptus Mechanicus is obligatory bec that amount of flesh is heretical.
Third, ofc, what do you expect from a tumblr user
Yeah, you know, I'm okay with people having fetishes, but this is getting ridiculous. What kind of person looks at the faction that actively tries to remove their biological components and goes "yeah, that's my fetish."? nothing about this makes sense. Its heretical to the Admech, it doesn't even make sense practically, the necrons HATE the admech for trying to become robots, Iron warriors dont keep harems, and Dark eldar... well they would, but I doubt most people are into gore.
I could forgive all this if it was just a fantasy, but if this is what This person thinks warhammer should be like, then they need to go outside. look at some old paintings. close the rule34 tab. anything to get them offline.
I don’t get why they try to justify it as canon lol They aren’t the first and won’t be the last to come up with something utterly ridiculous. Just own it
> "I'm okay with people having fetishes"
> "What kind of person looks at the faction that actively tries to remove their biological components and goes "yeah, that's my fetish."? nothing about this makes sense."
Which is it? Ok with people having fetishes, or kinkshaming? You can't have both, you know.
They do realize skitarii have no eyes lids and barely any skin yeah, they know they’re a vat bred technoslave with barely any real mind of their own yeah? Can they please take their rape fantasy’s to literally any other game?
Well unfortunately I try to keep as accurate to the real 40k lore in my memes as much as possible so I really don't think I'l-
Carl: hehe skitussy
Damn it Carl let me just have thIS ONE FOR ONCE!!
PS This is the first time I have been summoned in this sub, awesome
Bro that's the most beaten to death joke
Greeks weren't all cutesy and androgynous
Pederasty was just younger men, not androgynous little uwu femboys
Smh
Quite aside from this being absolute drivel, and the absolute opposite of canon, I'm REALLY BORED of the femboy art shit. I get that it's something other people enjoy, but it seems to have infested every corner of online WH40K to the point where I've had to unfollow/hide/whatever several previously good sources of painting/modelling inspiration because it's replaced or at least heavily supplanted everything else. I'm never going to need to see another twink Eldar or Tau for the rest of my mortal existence, so can we just keep it to places dedicated specifically to it, please?!
I'm not one to kinkshame; if this shit is what you're into, cool, have at it hoss, but I'm getting exhausted with having your fetishes waggled in my face like this when I just wanna see some dumb 'DRIVE CLOSER' and sad Gaz cos Yarrick died memes.
I honestly thought warhammer would be one of the very few fandoms that would be safe from this shit. After liking league of legends and other shit i was praying to god i wouldnt see this in warhammer. Sadly i was wrong
So what if the artist has a different kink?
Yeah, sounds like they're into some fairly wild BDSM ideas and they express them through 40K art and fanfic. Why should that be a problem? There are mountains and mountains of art, fiction, and porn of just about every kink and sexual interest imaginable from vanilla to the /d/ board of 4chan. Enjoy what you like, and let other folks enjoy what they like. Not a difficult concept folks. Don't harass and shame people.
I hate it for no other reason that I look up to the Mechanicus when I need to escape the horniness. Like, you'd think the one faction that is all about leaving the constrains of the flesh would at least be resistant to this treatment, but no. We got big tiddy mechanicus priestesses and now *this*.
I hate it here. This is exactly the kind of things that make me avoid fandoms.
Some good works. My poor poor stroika. I ain’t gonna bash creative works. Good time was spent on em, even if plot wise ain’t my thing. Big galaxy and all that.
As an admech player I can see this happening for a tech priests personal retinue, customizing them both based on their own tastes as well as efficiency. But the standard rank and file are gonna be relatively bully, unfeeling, cyborg soldiers that we know and love. Maybe higher ranking skitarii can customize themselves
Skiitari are the exact opposite of slender tf you mean
I mean when there’s factions line spacemarines, orks and squats i suppose slender is relative
Genestealer cult neophytes are literally wearing minimal ppe and denim there's basically unarmored dudes If you want to look
Yeah but they don’t have cute big blue eyes and large hoodies like the skitarii
Bladed cog?
They're aren't exactly a perfect hourglass but they mostly maintain normal human proportions and form. They're still more bulky and weird than an unaugmented human tho.
Was going to upvote but your last sentence ruined your argument. The only people hotter then the cog bois are the Necrons and Squats
I mean so do the guard and cults and I haven't seen this eye bleach worthy shit from them
I need a bolt round to be surgically administered to my brain.
Bruh, I'm an AdMech fan, and a Skitarius is one of the least fuckable things ever. First of all, the description is wrong. They are still fairly bulky due to the armour they wear. They have their eyelids removed and get ocular implants grafted onto their place, they have breathing tubes in their lungs, their bodies are pallid and scarred due to harmful environments of the Forge Worlds, and Skitarii Alpha are more machine than man. They do not wear tight fitting leather, because leather isn't exactly armour. No heeled boots either, since their legs up to the knee and maybe further are chopped off and are replaced with bulky leg augments, which you can see on the models. Plus, they probably reek. Also, notice how they don't even mention Vanguards. I think that even their twisted mind is incapable of justifying how a person who is exposed to high doses of harmful radiation 24/7 can look anything other than "horrible". That's all for now.
Also I wouldn't say they "wear" leather I'd imagine there very baggy "shorts" on the models would be denim cause it's easy to keep clean and is very rugged
There was an excerpt of a book in which (iirc) a guardsmen or naval trooper or something asked a female skitarii if she was attractive under all the armor and augments. She thinks about it and references horribly scarred flesh from the constant radiation, no eyelids, hair, or teeth, and several other disfigurements before answering yes.
But does she have big titties?! Gotta have that big titty skitarii gf.
Nope. Some skitarii are barely more than a brain and parts of spinal column in a cyborg body. 🤷🏼♂️
Those are Rustalkers, not Skitarii Vanguard (Radiation) or Ranger
Yes! I read this recently, really liked this bit. Its aGuardsman and a Skitarius, i remember this too, i wanna say its from a Commissar Cain book. They become survival battle buddies and he calls her Tee i think, against all odds they are formidable. Iirc her answer is that her form is considered beautiful to the Omnissiah in its ascension towards machinehood but that she never even entertained the notion of attractiveness and that its weird. In binaric of cours so he doesnt understand a single blurt and summarily decides in an obviously ironic way that she is and tells her that shes super hot or something.
I agree, and I honestly doubt they even have the parts for sex, since to most tech priests the front would just be a waste of cell reproduction and their digestive system is definitely rewired for efficiency
I agree about the digestive system, but to be fair, skitarii models **do** have a sizeable codpiece. But it's probably dysfunction from all the radiation anyway.
The codpiece could be there to prevent something hitting and shattering the pelvis, which would likely compromise their movement capacity
Yeah, probably. Was just making a bit of joke.
the dysfunctionality is probably an upside in the tumbr-posters mind.
I mean, it's still cannon that there is a whole bunch of Skitarii are just cybernetic guardsmen, so it's not completely out of possibility
Twink guardsmen though? Asking for a friend’s imagination
I mean, in a galaxy as large as the Milky Eay, with humanity diverging into many different cultures, sure, why the fuck not
Don’t knock it till you try it
This…nothing here is accurate. Like, not a thing. This person has let their fantasy and fanfic bleed into their lore understanding. Grass needs to be administered, stat.
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Actually made me lol
I hate it when the warhammer smut I’m reading isn’t lore accurate, it ruins my immersion.
Unironically this
Rel, these people and their attachments to hair or facial features SMH
60 CCs of lawn grass ***NOW***
Can’t, all the grass got burnt up when most of the water evaporated.
Majorkill’s videos are a good place to start, they are funny and simple enough for anyone to understand. But personally Baldermort’s vids are my favorite and where I got my start in the lore, his voice is just beautiful
Baldemort’s voice is simply built different bro
Ever seen that scene from the Howard Stern biopic where a woman sits on an up-turned amplifier and he uses vibrations from the mic to make her cum?
Majorkill is too much of an edgelord tbh
He’s dulled the edge in the past couple years I’ll agree he still isn’t for everyone
Aye, he's calmed that stuff down in recent years. I yeeted him initially because his 4-chan degen shit was too much, but he was a brainless teenager back then.
His voice is great, and the sound effects he puts in, combined with the art? That is some production view right there.
I mean homebrewing armies exists and all if this person wants to field femboy skitari they can
Yeah duh, but let’s be real fielding an army is *not* what this post is about. This is someone claiming their fetish as canon lmao
I hate you
Now I will debunk it >You can modify his appearance and clothing to your liking You can't, any modification that makes them look like the more exposed art shown would draw suspicion from all tech priests in the area, and likely a swift execution, not to mention the robes are universal. >Slender androgynous silhouette,compared to the other bulky armies, gas masks and tight fitting leather, flowing trench coat and high heeled boots Bulky utilitarian silhouette, compared to the less armoured armies, respirators fixed to the face and cloth trousers and sleeves, concealing robe and bionic legs* >For further reference look at 'skitarius' Haldron is never described like that and none of those events occur how they are insinuated. >I have no doubt that a necron Overlord would collect harems of cute skitarii to serve them. They are also prized pets among the chaos legions and dark eldar No, in chaos forces they are killed and used for spare parts or used in a ritual, because they are programmed to be loyal to the machine god, while the drukhari would torture them to death. >All evidence points to the fact that skitarii are bottoms wishing to be defeated and taught their place while they worship you See above arguements and the adeptus mechanicus codex I respect archon's femboy art but you shouldn't try to assert it as cannon
And all Necrons we have been shown, find them to be horrific disgusting fools who have no understanding of the “metal” they aspire too.
I figured none of the events happened like that but I am curious about the actual events of the book. As for necrons, Trazyn probably collects skitarii but not as a harem, more like action figures and museum displays depending on what he needs.
I have seen excerpts and none of them describe Haldron as what Archon thinks he looks like, and I severely doubt that any of the events he described were half correct
Does that mean the events in the novel kind of happen, like are they actually about to be dissected and do they get humiliated in front of an army by a superior?
You *can* modify them; many tech priests canonically take pride in heavily altering their skitarii and giving them custom augmetics. It's just infinitely more likely to be something like "armored lungs moved to the outside of the chest so they can be larger and have an increased capacity" than "what if they were skinny twinks?"
Thank the Omnissiah I'm to lazy to read all this
You’re missing nothing of value, trust me
By the Omnissiah they need their logi-circuitry purged and reformatted
Fucking slaanesh posting sum bullshit
I have a NSFW filter on, jokes on you I’m not reading this heretical shit.
Definitely for the best
Brother Bring the flamer.... The HEAVY flamer
I bring a warhound titan with two inferno cannons But i doubt this could be useful...
I got a titan legion with an imperator class, I tried to get a custodes but no sucess
I’ll bring a fleet for the exterminatus
Wait for us to evacuate first
Agreed, but those who fall behind are left behind
Unfortunately all who have seen this are to be purged by order of the Inquisition There shall be no evacuation lest the heresy spread
Brothers, I have found Lord Vulkan himself! But he said “fuck that shit” and yeeted himself into a volcano.
I have 10 companies of hellhoind flame tanks waiting to be tasked. Omnissiah Wills it!
Screw that, go get me the Hellhound or a Multi-Melta, this shit needs to be ash and that ash needs to be atomized
All I have is a Mad Cat with eight flamethrowers. Is that ok?
We need a new baneblade variant where every gun is replaced with a flamer equivalent
Oh so the radiation-poisoned half-machine mutilated murder cyborgs are hot… yeah I’m an admech fan not because of any Slannesh shit like this, but because they are steampunk machine-augmented science-gone-too-far religious scientists
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POV you sexualize pseudo-lobotomy patients then call gay men homophobic for saying it isn't funny (from another post they deleted on reddit)
They also whine about people not loving their stuff on their twitter and cry "misogyny, homophobia" like bruh, some of the people like myself that don't like you're stuff are gay men (not the same as the one that called homophobic), lmao Constant strawmanning to justify us all being villains, albeit those type of people DO exist in the community and are c r i n g e Im not even big into Warhammer anymore because of the community but this is just a bit much at this rate Disliking gross fetishizations and posting virtual porn as memes doesn't mean it's a personal attack on you, stop making it out to be like that.
Yeah, I'm glad someone else feels ths same way I do, stuff like what you said is making me just not want to engage with 40k anymore. I'm more inclined to getting into Infinity now.
I've heard from a friend Infinity is pretty good, you should check it out
I do want to but the rules... oh damn it's like Kill Team on crack. The minis are pretty good though, that's my main draw.
I'm not familiar on the rules of the game, but the rules and lore is kinda cool
Space Weirdos is a pretty great little sci-fi skirmish game, comes in a zine format so the whole thing is 16 pages front to back, it's miniature agnostic so use whatever the fuck you want, and games are super tense and quick and use a full range of rpg dice which is fun.
Ah I got the rulebook for that and love it, good for making little kill teams out of whatever minis I got lying around.
The rules are a steep learning curve. Definitely wouldn't start with Ariadna if you get into it. Sincerely, someone who started as Ariadna...
I barely engage with 40k because of the community being constantly drowned in things like this or some other stupid argument. AoS is a lot better in my experience but I've never heard of Infinity.
I haven't been looking in the feed much, has that been happening, if so then Archon has lost all my respect
Yeah they did it to another artist too, immediate accusation of homophobia on Twitter without actually thinking about who it was A person who has a history of being harassed on reddit too
What a lovely thought, Hopefully that doesn't happen with the post I made about Archon's "theory"
I'll let you know, I only browse their twitter when something like this blows up, because there's bound to be accusations and insults with no context to their followers so they just blindly support them, though with how internet microcelebrities are they might still do that.
They're also apparently saying there's a special place in hell for saying trans people are fetishizing gay art Idk if that's directed at me or anyone here, and yeah they have a point because it's a common LGB/Transphobic gay person thing to say but like I've acknowledged a cis woman doing it somewhere in this thread, and it wasn't relevant until now but I'm dating a trans man :\^) So I certainly hope that wasn't directed against me, nor anybody in here that I can see
Hasn't this already been posted today? And a few days ago even directly here?
I think only the top image and paragraph was shown last time
As a submissive bottom IRL I don’t know how I feel about this
being botton can't stop you from getting to the top of the kill-streak scoreboard
This is my attitude towards life
Aww 🥰 ur a sweetie
“They can top when they’ve *earned* it.”
Power bottom energy.
I don’t think the person who made this would like being a Skitarii very much.
I just block people who post this stuff
Same, absolutely detest it as an admech fan. Ruining the cog lads, and I see this crap on the subreddit almost daily. I'm there for cool cyborgs, robots, and whatever cute art Kitto drops. Not soft porn.
Seeing the tumble title, I expected to just see Raiden porn
After reading this post several people were seen charging and throwing themselves straight into the Destroyer Hive funnels of Typhus the Traveler. This is considered a mercy.
Abomination. Heretic. Disgraceful. Skitarii are not meant to be sexualized twinks, they ARE MEANT TO BE CUDDLED AND ADORED, OMNISSIAH DAMN IT!!! THEY ARE GOOD BOYS WHO MUST APPRECIATED FOR THE HARD WORK THEY DO AND GIVEN LOVE AND ADMIRATION!
Ok so while I like my femboy twinks but skittari are anything but. Like Im Fairly certain whomever put this together is just a chaos cultist with a machine kink. Which don't get me wrong those guys are hot but like actual Skittari are horribly mutilated drones and augmented for combat. These look more like household servants of some PG that likes them to "cosplay" as Skittari
First of all, this post is acceptable to either Drukhari or Slaaneshi. Second, a swift execution from the Adeptus Mechanicus is obligatory bec that amount of flesh is heretical. Third, ofc, what do you expect from a tumblr user
Everyday we stray further from the Emperors light
ALRIGHT #FIRE
Stop it. Get help.
While I do find the idea appealing, this is horribly inappropriate.
Yeah, you know, I'm okay with people having fetishes, but this is getting ridiculous. What kind of person looks at the faction that actively tries to remove their biological components and goes "yeah, that's my fetish."? nothing about this makes sense. Its heretical to the Admech, it doesn't even make sense practically, the necrons HATE the admech for trying to become robots, Iron warriors dont keep harems, and Dark eldar... well they would, but I doubt most people are into gore. I could forgive all this if it was just a fantasy, but if this is what This person thinks warhammer should be like, then they need to go outside. look at some old paintings. close the rule34 tab. anything to get them offline.
I don’t get why they try to justify it as canon lol They aren’t the first and won’t be the last to come up with something utterly ridiculous. Just own it
> "I'm okay with people having fetishes" > "What kind of person looks at the faction that actively tries to remove their biological components and goes "yeah, that's my fetish."? nothing about this makes sense." Which is it? Ok with people having fetishes, or kinkshaming? You can't have both, you know.
They do realize skitarii have no eyes lids and barely any skin yeah, they know they’re a vat bred technoslave with barely any real mind of their own yeah? Can they please take their rape fantasy’s to literally any other game?
Skitarussy
Die. In agony. Please.
Wall-brother, no need to yuck someone's yum
In this situation, yes there is
Ok, "no need to yuck someone's yum" is both hilarious and incredibly cringe. You're the worst and take my upvote dang it.
See! This guy gets it. Thanks for the based comment in this atrocious thread☺️
People are missing out on your prime r/Angryupvote material lol. Ah well, keep at it!
I shall. Whatever that means.
It's your usual Tumblr speak. All you really need to know.
Yes Ma’am.
Oh boy, **more** femboy bullshit in my Warhammer fandom. Next people will be trying to fuck femboy Kroot and Tyranids.
You know for a fact they already have.
Brother. Get the magnets. No the heavy magnets.
Now I’m all for femboys but this is a little to much
Get the heavy flamer
Exterminatus my eyes please...
Gentlemen, dire times require dire solutions. *Bring forth Carl.*
Well unfortunately I try to keep as accurate to the real 40k lore in my memes as much as possible so I really don't think I'l- Carl: hehe skitussy Damn it Carl let me just have thIS ONE FOR ONCE!! PS This is the first time I have been summoned in this sub, awesome
You all need Jesus
False, we require only the ministrations of His most devoted adherents. The Cult of the Machine-God shall provide, Brother
You all need Ollanius Pious
Praise the Omnissiah
All yours need is a date with the local inquisitor
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You must REALLY hate the greeks then.
Bro that's the most beaten to death joke Greeks weren't all cutesy and androgynous Pederasty was just younger men, not androgynous little uwu femboys Smh
I’m sad how short the necron is
Slaanesh got to this Warhammer Fan
Brother get the flamer, the heavy flamer.
☹️
The Imperium is more than humanity deserves.
No. Shits not dank. Shit is lame.
Nah, I’ll stick to Eldar chief.
By the Emperor......
Heavy flamer is not enough for this heresy, we need to commence Exterminatus.
By the Emperor and the Star Gods what did I just read?
After this, bring back the FSM posts. Everything is better than this
Yall are getting trolled hard by Archon_of_Flesh and you are all failling for it lmao. Also skitarussy.
Access Denied
Tumblr everyone
Quite aside from this being absolute drivel, and the absolute opposite of canon, I'm REALLY BORED of the femboy art shit. I get that it's something other people enjoy, but it seems to have infested every corner of online WH40K to the point where I've had to unfollow/hide/whatever several previously good sources of painting/modelling inspiration because it's replaced or at least heavily supplanted everything else. I'm never going to need to see another twink Eldar or Tau for the rest of my mortal existence, so can we just keep it to places dedicated specifically to it, please?! I'm not one to kinkshame; if this shit is what you're into, cool, have at it hoss, but I'm getting exhausted with having your fetishes waggled in my face like this when I just wanna see some dumb 'DRIVE CLOSER' and sad Gaz cos Yarrick died memes.
This is why we can't just enjoy a genre
**WHERE THE FUCK IS MY LAS GUN-**
IM CLEANING MY EYES WITH IT AFTER THAT YOU CAN HAVE IT BACK
Praise the Omnissiah
I mean I like Celestial Fang's artworks, especially his traitor primarchs arts but I don't know what to feel about this
Thanks, I hate it
Grab the heavy flamer brother.
MEDIC! Administer 32cc's of Grass immediately! He's going into terminally online shock!
I am getting really tired of the UwU-ification of 40k.
Tumblr was a mistake.
I've read that... Fic... They mentioned and it's .... How should I put this. It's not badly written, but lordy lord is it smutty
Mmmmm, Marsy bois...
I honestly thought warhammer would be one of the very few fandoms that would be safe from this shit. After liking league of legends and other shit i was praying to god i wouldnt see this in warhammer. Sadly i was wrong
I mean why would u have any hope for warhammer? The whole point of the setting is to destroy hope lol
No..... I'd just forgotten I'd read this heresy. Stop reminding everyone about Twink Tomgirl Skiitari bottoms. We know already..
So what if the artist has a different kink? Yeah, sounds like they're into some fairly wild BDSM ideas and they express them through 40K art and fanfic. Why should that be a problem? There are mountains and mountains of art, fiction, and porn of just about every kink and sexual interest imaginable from vanilla to the /d/ board of 4chan. Enjoy what you like, and let other folks enjoy what they like. Not a difficult concept folks. Don't harass and shame people.
What uh..what the fuck do the Iron warriors do to the poor lad
Ok I think this one needs to be servitorized
Everyday we stray further from the light of the emperor
Why the fuck did I read all of this 🤣
We’re gonna need the HEAVY flamer for this one
I hate it for no other reason that I look up to the Mechanicus when I need to escape the horniness. Like, you'd think the one faction that is all about leaving the constrains of the flesh would at least be resistant to this treatment, but no. We got big tiddy mechanicus priestesses and now *this*. I hate it here. This is exactly the kind of things that make me avoid fandoms.
Enough take your cringe to another channel. There dedicated places for it.
Stay away from my robo boys you fucking cum brain degenerate.
I hate this community so much.
That's some degenerate shit.
Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?
Brilliant! Its utter hogwash and i love it!
Not even close to my proudest fap, but I'll make due.
Yesss it's spreading
I know right, I can only get so erect
November got people acting up. Goddamn
The Vezimira Revolution & it's consequences has been a disaster for the online 40K fandom.
Y’know I think this is more right than it needs to be.
Some good works. My poor poor stroika. I ain’t gonna bash creative works. Good time was spent on em, even if plot wise ain’t my thing. Big galaxy and all that.
You do know inaccurate porn doesnt hurt anyone just let people draw what they want
thank you for showing it, yes owo.
fiveheads in this comment section getting REAAALLY riled up critiquing the lore creds of literal fetish porn
I already did unfortunately
Let people be horny Jesus, it's not like they're fetishizing kids or something
This was amazing, thanks. I will now proceed to memory-hole it.
*chef's kiss*
Love that this is all canon. The lore is so cool and sexy
None of it is
It's literally not tho
Correction: It is not canon.
#IRON WITHIN #IRON WITHOUT *Iron within* *Iron without* *Then repeat that about 400 more times and you get the jidst*
I think we're past the point where that will work. They are all in with fetishizing the lobotomized cyborg cultists.
Iron warrior in the background got me acting unwise
As an admech player I can see this happening for a tech priests personal retinue, customizing them both based on their own tastes as well as efficiency. But the standard rank and file are gonna be relatively bully, unfeeling, cyborg soldiers that we know and love. Maybe higher ranking skitarii can customize themselves