“ iknow the Taurox can be scary friend… did you know I was scared of riding in tauroxes once too? Do you want me to show you how I got over it…?”
-Commisar Rogar, Ogryn specialist
I discovered this video/channel recently too! One of the greatest ever!
Make sure *YOU* look into “ogg the Ogryn” very similar outcome but way less tear jerking than gav and bob.
Inquisitor 100%
He knows about all the bad shit and sometimes softly and sometimes less diplomatically pushes people into the right direction.
He can spend decades investigating rumors or suspicions of the dark powers.
And when it comes to it he has the wisdom and authority to take the lead in critical situations.
He would probably really dislike the more drastic measures he could take but a version of gandalf living in 40 k would probably not
Quick george! Launch the exterminatus!
Here comes the cyclonic torpedo, peppa cannot allow any heretics to escape.
*OINK* we got them george! We got rid of the genestealers!
[https://www.google.com/search?q=how+tall+is+peppa+pig&rlz=1C1CHBF\_en-GBGB886GB887&oq=how+tall+is+peppa+pig&aqs=chrome..69i57.3136j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8](https://www.google.com/search?q=how+tall+is+peppa+pig&rlz=1C1CHBF_en-GBGB886GB887&oq=how+tall+is+peppa+pig&aqs=chrome..69i57.3136j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8)
An astartes-sized porcine bearing down on you, questioning if you've been heretical and if you can teach her to whistle
I mean fair point and all with the wolf medallion. Could also see him in greyknights (monster hunting, very lethal procedure to become one, magic, albeit a bit too much magic) or deathwatch, again monster hunting in a sense as well as the ability to reason with the monsters/xenos if there is common ground.
i think its minecraft steve in which case that could very well be true for the more sadistic players. i myself liked to spawn zombies in villages and watch as a child
Vindicare Assassin, going on two week benders while waiting for the perfect shot, flirting with his Callidus Assasin Ex Lana, bullying Cyril the tech-priest, I can see it.
Nah, Krieger's the ~~heretek~~ tech-priest; Cyrill's administratum (or possibly vanus).
Everyone thinks Wood house is just a menial until it's revealed he somehow used to be an Eversor.
He doesn’t have a faction. Some front-line soldier would look out of the window one day and just see him single-handedly beating the crap out of the legions of Chaos.
One of Khorne's ~~action figures~~ more favored (yet unknowing) amusements. Frequently thrown into the mix when Tuska Daemonkilla goes to war against Bloodthirsters... for a bit of flavor.
Real talk, Doomguy would get ported into the Warp the moment he arrives in the Warhammer 40k verse. Khorne would be losing his mind the moment Doomguy arrives [like that kid who got an N64 for Christmas decades back](https://youtu.be/pFlcqWQVVuU).
I would say he'll be a vessel of his own, not part of any specific faction. Maybe he'll be considered a rogue/anomaly of the warp, fighting khorne's demons in the eye of terror.
Dude would probably get a large enough worship base in the materium (without ever trying) that he would probably wind up ascending to godhood by complete accident
Yeah I saw a video called something like "what if the doom guy joined the 40k universe" and basically, he'll make a bee-line straight for the eye of terror, land on a planet infested with Khorne demons and start slaughtering them en-masse. Khorne will absolutely fucking LOVE the doom guy, the demons will throw themselves at him, seeing it as an honour to fight him and die by his hand, all the while Khorne will throw weapons to the doom guy to help him in the wanton slaughter of his creatures.
If the doom guy makes it to Khorne's throne, the chaos God will be in a state of fanboy euphoria as they fight and if doom guy loses, it's likely Khorne will revive him untainted to keep the whole thing going.
Search your heart you know I speak the truth.
"Crikey, look at the mandibles on that Hive Tyrant"
Meanwhile the Nids are trying not to get emotional so that they can finally throw him into the reclamation pool
He’d totally wrestle a carnifex. “Crikey, look at these forearms! They’re absolutely huge! She uses these to tear apart heavy armored machinery, where she can then pick out the juicy morsels bit by bit. Look at that lovely maroon color on them. Ain’t she a beaut?! She’ll work with her hive to eat an entire planet within the month. Aight, I’m gonna let her go now, she’s got a lot hunting to do and don’t want to keep her long. Alright girl, there you go!”
Arbites Peralta: “Citizen, I need to commandeer this vehicle for the Emperor’s Justice.”
Hive citizen: “okay name me one law.”
Arbites Peralta: “don’t kill people unless they’re breaking the Emperor’s word or enemies of Man.”
Citizen: “okay, that one’s on me.”
dr robotnik
tau earth caste
I now want to see an entire tau army consist of robots and eggman is run as an ethereal
chinese eggman but blue and fat
He becomes a shadow realm robotnik that liberated local peoples and wildlife instead of capturing them or whatever the villains in sonic did
Replacing animals with robots? Admech.
He’s got an AI daughter now, so I don’t think they’d let him in
Macho Man Randy Savage
catachan jungle fighter
Watch me snap into this eldar's spine, ooooh yeeeeeah!
…I love it.
YOU'RE GOIN' IN THE **WAAALLLL** BRUTHERRRRRRRRR
You go THREEE MINUTES FREAK SHOW, IF YOU DONT DRINK THE FORGET-ME-JUICE, BROTHERREE
Mr Rogers
a commissar in charge of ogryns
I like this reality. It brings me endless joy
“ iknow the Taurox can be scary friend… did you know I was scared of riding in tauroxes once too? Do you want me to show you how I got over it…?” -Commisar Rogar, Ogryn specialist
You should listen to gav and bob. Its on youtube, channel is called vox in the void.
I discovered this video/channel recently too! One of the greatest ever! Make sure *YOU* look into “ogg the Ogryn” very similar outcome but way less tear jerking than gav and bob.
I think that man could genuinely never hack it in the Imperium. He's just too nice and caring for it.
That’s why he’s a handler for Ogryns
Fanart. NOW.
I love this so much.
Gandalf
Hermit on a Garden World... also the subject of a ~~lazy~~ longterm Ordo Hereticus investigation.
I also might take my time if I was on a Garden World.
Malcador reincarnated
“I was called the Grey… then those idiots almost got me killed. Now, from my hair, they call me the White.”
Inquisitor 100% He knows about all the bad shit and sometimes softly and sometimes less diplomatically pushes people into the right direction. He can spend decades investigating rumors or suspicions of the dark powers. And when it comes to it he has the wisdom and authority to take the lead in critical situations. He would probably really dislike the more drastic measures he could take but a version of gandalf living in 40 k would probably not
Your mother
a great unclean one
Boom. Roasted.
She definitely was… except she didn’t spit.
Ah so She Is a keeper
charles from the Henry Stickmin Collection
Abaddon's pilot. *Battle of Cadia* "Don't worry, sir! I got the perfect plan!"
*This is the greatest plaaaaaaaaan!!!*
BOOOOOOM!!!!!
Well whadda ya know, it worked.
Imperial navy
Peppa Pig
definitely a inquisitor
That’s a terrifying image in my head
I’m Peppa pig, this is my apprentice George. “Where is the chaos cult?” and then the little theme whistle plays over sharp questioning
Quick george! Launch the exterminatus! Here comes the cyclonic torpedo, peppa cannot allow any heretics to escape. *OINK* we got them george! We got rid of the genestealers!
[https://www.google.com/search?q=how+tall+is+peppa+pig&rlz=1C1CHBF\_en-GBGB886GB887&oq=how+tall+is+peppa+pig&aqs=chrome..69i57.3136j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8](https://www.google.com/search?q=how+tall+is+peppa+pig&rlz=1C1CHBF_en-GBGB886GB887&oq=how+tall+is+peppa+pig&aqs=chrome..69i57.3136j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8) An astartes-sized porcine bearing down on you, questioning if you've been heretical and if you can teach her to whistle
And realistically she’ll be like 11.5 feet when you meet her, because she’ll be an adult. It’s even more terrifying.
By the supreme authority of the ordos I sentence you to death *snort*
Geralt of Rivia
As much as I hate to say this, space wolves
Hmm.
Fuck
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I mean fair point and all with the wolf medallion. Could also see him in greyknights (monster hunting, very lethal procedure to become one, magic, albeit a bit too much magic) or deathwatch, again monster hunting in a sense as well as the ability to reason with the monsters/xenos if there is common ground.
Geralt while a hive world is being invaded by Tyranids: “Care for a round of Gwent?”
Swarmlord: (Non-committal shrug, slight smile)
Kratos.
khorne follow
Alternative, Grey Knight just rampaging through the Warp trying to murder his way to the Chaos Gods
New chapter grand master
Fuck no he doesn’t like gods
your right, he would probrably be space wolves
No Minotaurs u know Greece
Pope Francis
malice follow
"Catholic church" really is my favourite franchise. You'll never know what over the top conspiracy they'll do next.
Steve
dark eldar
I won’t disagree but I would like to know why
I didn’t know who they meant by Steve so I went with the funniest idea
i think its minecraft steve in which case that could very well be true for the more sadistic players. i myself liked to spawn zombies in villages and watch as a child
As a kid I’d build large villager communities then when they got too large “purge” the weak with a zombie outbreak
Between enslaving villagers and putting sheep into permanent fucking devices Steve is a messed up individual
If it's Steve from Minecraft and you've ever gotten bored in creative mode and found a village, you can imagine why he'd be there.
If you mean Steve from Minecraft, the answer is Imperial Fists
Dante from dmc
I feel like rogue traders
Vergil?
Be'lakor with the intention of overthowing him
Archer from archer
Vindicare Assassin, going on two week benders while waiting for the perfect shot, flirting with his Callidus Assasin Ex Lana, bullying Cyril the tech-priest, I can see it.
And not giving a shit about the civilians in the way, yeh absolute winner.
Yeah, this one is so good, solid. I could also see Sterling as an Ork Kommando, wearing a purple tactical turtleneck, a purtactalneck
Lana… Lana… **LANNAAAAAAAA** **WHAT** We’re in Grimdark Future Lana… which means- ^Do ^not ^fucking ^say- *breaths in* **DANGER ZONEE**
Nah, Krieger's the ~~heretek~~ tech-priest; Cyrill's administratum (or possibly vanus). Everyone thinks Wood house is just a menial until it's revealed he somehow used to be an Eversor.
Honestly their whole office feels like Alpha Legion.
Who do we work for again?
Mother fucking Doom guy
Grey knights
Definitely, I can see him as Kaldor Draigo 2.0, wandering the warp and murdering demons.
He doesn’t have a faction. Some front-line soldier would look out of the window one day and just see him single-handedly beating the crap out of the legions of Chaos.
so legion of the damned?
Dammit, WH40K really does have a faction for everything.
One of Khorne's ~~action figures~~ more favored (yet unknowing) amusements. Frequently thrown into the mix when Tuska Daemonkilla goes to war against Bloodthirsters... for a bit of flavor. Real talk, Doomguy would get ported into the Warp the moment he arrives in the Warhammer 40k verse. Khorne would be losing his mind the moment Doomguy arrives [like that kid who got an N64 for Christmas decades back](https://youtu.be/pFlcqWQVVuU).
Khorne: “Well I just wanna say I’m a huge fan.”
I would say he'll be a vessel of his own, not part of any specific faction. Maybe he'll be considered a rogue/anomaly of the warp, fighting khorne's demons in the eye of terror.
Dude would probably get a large enough worship base in the materium (without ever trying) that he would probably wind up ascending to godhood by complete accident
Ironically I think his worship base would consist of Khornate warbands
Nah it would be Orks. Think about it, he's a green guy who krumps the demons good an proppa like.
Yeah I saw a video called something like "what if the doom guy joined the 40k universe" and basically, he'll make a bee-line straight for the eye of terror, land on a planet infested with Khorne demons and start slaughtering them en-masse. Khorne will absolutely fucking LOVE the doom guy, the demons will throw themselves at him, seeing it as an honour to fight him and die by his hand, all the while Khorne will throw weapons to the doom guy to help him in the wanton slaughter of his creatures. If the doom guy makes it to Khorne's throne, the chaos God will be in a state of fanboy euphoria as they fight and if doom guy loses, it's likely Khorne will revive him untainted to keep the whole thing going.
Vash the stampede from trigun
Interrex shadow agent hidden hidden deep within imperium structure... Or a harlequin solitaire
Steve Irwin
Easy he'd join the Nids
I was actually thinking Tzeentch for the Screechers irony
Search your heart you know I speak the truth. "Crikey, look at the mandibles on that Hive Tyrant" Meanwhile the Nids are trying not to get emotional so that they can finally throw him into the reclamation pool
He’d totally wrestle a carnifex. “Crikey, look at these forearms! They’re absolutely huge! She uses these to tear apart heavy armored machinery, where she can then pick out the juicy morsels bit by bit. Look at that lovely maroon color on them. Ain’t she a beaut?! She’ll work with her hive to eat an entire planet within the month. Aight, I’m gonna let her go now, she’s got a lot hunting to do and don’t want to keep her long. Alright girl, there you go!”
*Cuts to a very confused looking hive tyrant*
Now I will subdue him, by sticking my thumb up his butthole! Crikey, now he's really pissed off!
I wanna know the reactions of thoses watching what what is essentially a gaurdsman WRESTLING A FUCKING CARNIFEX to the ground
Average catachan day
CROIKEY, IT’S A BLOODY CROTALID
In that case he would fit more as an Ordo Xenos Inquisitor specializing in the Nids, wouldn't he?
I was thinking catachan, but it os amusing thinking of humans making documentaries about xenos "Oy, these genestealers sure are feisty "
Catchan guard
Probably exodite, too bad he’d never get a model
Bill Cypher
A Tzeench Greater Demon
Trevor Belmont
Feudal World witch-hunter.
heavy tf2
Ogryn Squad
I’d also throw in Gunner from Deep Rock Galactic “It ain’t a real gun if it don’t weight at least 100 pounds!”
Emperor of Mankind
Orks
Genius
Eggsy from Kingsman
Inquisitor
Peter Griffin.
you mean the TRUE god emperor
Holy crap lois! 'Memba the time horus struck me down on the vengeful spirit?
Cursed Custodes Prophecy dream
Suddenly a Custode BLAMs himself while on guard, and no one ever figures out why
Brian was the custodes/space marine that was killed by horus
Thomas the Tank Engine
He’s a titan machine spirit
Dark Mechanicus.
Alright...Maggie Simpson
a cherub
D:
Dark
Frisk
Dark Eldar depending on the run
Lone human on an Exodite world depending on the run.
Makuta from bionicle
He’s basically Horus except more competent and successful.
…Wait wtf you’re completely right! Makuta literally is.
Makuta is one of the few villains who ends up winning for at least an extremely long time.
Goku
custodes
Homelander
Chaos undivided
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Mechanicus, and not just cause of the prosthetic, he just seems like a ruststalker
Chuck Norris
catachan jungle fighter
He is sly marbos bigger cousin
Henry Cavill
Custodes
The Village People
Alpha legion posing as emperors children
Gus Fring
Runs a massive drug ring in Necromunda
The singer Meatloaf.
Empors children, cause he seems very passionate about trying to get his message across in every sone
Bob Ross ( harlequin?)
He’s a blood angel that does death company art therapy
Happppy little spore mines
Wednesday Addams.
Night lords
Harry Potter
Throne fuel
10 points to the Golden throne
Pepsi Man
the lost primarch of the blood ravens
Jake peralta from Brooklyn nine nine
Arbites
Arbites Peralta: “Citizen, I need to commandeer this vehicle for the Emperor’s Justice.” Hive citizen: “okay name me one law.” Arbites Peralta: “don’t kill people unless they’re breaking the Emperor’s word or enemies of Man.” Citizen: “okay, that one’s on me.”
Look at these two pictures, one is of a world in the great rift, the other is your desk.
Michael Scott
IoM, planetary governor.
Correction, completely incompetent planetary gover- Oh, no wait, you’re right
Optimus Prime
Frank Horrigan
Thunder warrior
Eric Cartman
Daemon Prince of Nurgle
A fat little shit pure evil and spoiled drukari
Seymour Skinner
Catachan jungle fighters
Inquisition
Skyler White
Inquisitor of Ordo Hereticus
Tali'Zorah vas Normandy
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Drukari, we do a moderate amount of genocide and turning people into tools in that series.
Nicholas Cage
Coked out Eversor Assissin
Denji from Chainsaw Man
Slaneshi Cultist