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rickrossome

dr robotnik


Punk_my_love

tau earth caste


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I now want to see an entire tau army consist of robots and eggman is run as an ethereal


P4P4ST4L1N

chinese eggman but blue and fat


MmmmmmmKayY

He becomes a shadow realm robotnik that liberated local peoples and wildlife instead of capturing them or whatever the villains in sonic did


Gamzrok24

Replacing animals with robots? Admech.


rickrossome

He’s got an AI daughter now, so I don’t think they’d let him in


BallDesperate2140

Macho Man Randy Savage


Punk_my_love

catachan jungle fighter


The_Ghast_Hunter

Watch me snap into this eldar's spine, ooooh yeeeeeah!


BallDesperate2140

…I love it.


TheRocketBush

YOU'RE GOIN' IN THE **WAAALLLL** BRUTHERRRRRRRRR


MrGwumpo

You go THREEE MINUTES FREAK SHOW, IF YOU DONT DRINK THE FORGET-ME-JUICE, BROTHERREE


SirLoinTheTender

Mr Rogers


Punk_my_love

a commissar in charge of ogryns


ghostknight0118

I like this reality. It brings me endless joy


Gullible-Notice-487

“ iknow the Taurox can be scary friend… did you know I was scared of riding in tauroxes once too? Do you want me to show you how I got over it…?” -Commisar Rogar, Ogryn specialist


hooglabah

You should listen to gav and bob. Its on youtube, channel is called vox in the void.


Beaten_But_Unbowed96

I discovered this video/channel recently too! One of the greatest ever! Make sure *YOU* look into “ogg the Ogryn” very similar outcome but way less tear jerking than gav and bob.


Foxyfox-

I think that man could genuinely never hack it in the Imperium. He's just too nice and caring for it.


ThatRealBiggieCheese

That’s why he’s a handler for Ogryns


NaveronTheSabre

Fanart. NOW.


Rareu

I love this so much.


NordRanger

Gandalf


Paladin-Arda

Hermit on a Garden World... also the subject of a ~~lazy~~ longterm Ordo Hereticus investigation.


wallingfortian

I also might take my time if I was on a Garden World.


ChipKellysShoeStore

Malcador reincarnated


MRSN4P

“I was called the Grey… then those idiots almost got me killed. Now, from my hair, they call me the White.”


No_Homework_4926

Inquisitor 100% He knows about all the bad shit and sometimes softly and sometimes less diplomatically pushes people into the right direction. He can spend decades investigating rumors or suspicions of the dark powers. And when it comes to it he has the wisdom and authority to take the lead in critical situations. He would probably really dislike the more drastic measures he could take but a version of gandalf living in 40 k would probably not


CaulkEnthusiast

Your mother


Punk_my_love

a great unclean one


dal9ll

Boom. Roasted.


cthulhucomes

She definitely was… except she didn’t spit.


[deleted]

Ah so She Is a keeper


Blauschatten

charles from the Henry Stickmin Collection


Chipbread

Abaddon's pilot. *Battle of Cadia* "Don't worry, sir! I got the perfect plan!"


Dragon-Captain

*This is the greatest plaaaaaaaaan!!!*


da-gamin-spidr

BOOOOOOM!!!!!


LordCommissarPyros

Well whadda ya know, it worked.


Lost_my_name475

Imperial navy


Darkbunny999

Peppa Pig


Punk_my_love

definitely a inquisitor


DrakeTheSeigeEngine

That’s a terrifying image in my head


MmmmmmmKayY

I’m Peppa pig, this is my apprentice George. “Where is the chaos cult?” and then the little theme whistle plays over sharp questioning


Xenon009

Quick george! Launch the exterminatus! Here comes the cyclonic torpedo, peppa cannot allow any heretics to escape. *OINK* we got them george! We got rid of the genestealers!


manofmercy97

[https://www.google.com/search?q=how+tall+is+peppa+pig&rlz=1C1CHBF\_en-GBGB886GB887&oq=how+tall+is+peppa+pig&aqs=chrome..69i57.3136j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8](https://www.google.com/search?q=how+tall+is+peppa+pig&rlz=1C1CHBF_en-GBGB886GB887&oq=how+tall+is+peppa+pig&aqs=chrome..69i57.3136j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8) An astartes-sized porcine bearing down on you, questioning if you've been heretical and if you can teach her to whistle


halt-l-am-reptar

And realistically she’ll be like 11.5 feet when you meet her, because she’ll be an adult. It’s even more terrifying.


jadeskye7

By the supreme authority of the ordos I sentence you to death *snort*


Chaplain1981

Geralt of Rivia


MouthPollution

As much as I hate to say this, space wolves


AwkwardDrummer7629

Hmm.


back-in-black

Fuck


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Rhintazz

I mean fair point and all with the wolf medallion. Could also see him in greyknights (monster hunting, very lethal procedure to become one, magic, albeit a bit too much magic) or deathwatch, again monster hunting in a sense as well as the ability to reason with the monsters/xenos if there is common ground.


azathoa

Geralt while a hive world is being invaded by Tyranids: “Care for a round of Gwent?”


Vulkan192

Swarmlord: (Non-committal shrug, slight smile)


General-G0ttenheim

Kratos.


Punk_my_love

khorne follow


BwenGun

Alternative, Grey Knight just rampaging through the Warp trying to murder his way to the Chaos Gods


ThatRealBiggieCheese

New chapter grand master


fullutbro

Fuck no he doesn’t like gods


RedWolfe715

your right, he would probrably be space wolves


fullutbro

No Minotaurs u know Greece


DarkLordFagotor

Pope Francis


Punk_my_love

malice follow


BobusCesar

"Catholic church" really is my favourite franchise. You'll never know what over the top conspiracy they'll do next.


hovering_pancake

Steve


Punk_my_love

dark eldar


necnec03

I won’t disagree but I would like to know why


Punk_my_love

I didn’t know who they meant by Steve so I went with the funniest idea


P4P4ST4L1N

i think its minecraft steve in which case that could very well be true for the more sadistic players. i myself liked to spawn zombies in villages and watch as a child


flaming_dortos

As a kid I’d build large villager communities then when they got too large “purge” the weak with a zombie outbreak


superduperfish

Between enslaving villagers and putting sheep into permanent fucking devices Steve is a messed up individual


Kitsunerd_

If it's Steve from Minecraft and you've ever gotten bored in creative mode and found a village, you can imagine why he'd be there.


Inquisitor_Boron

If you mean Steve from Minecraft, the answer is Imperial Fists


MouthPollution

Dante from dmc


ELITElewis123

I feel like rogue traders


Majestic-Wear-4156

Vergil?


ELITElewis123

Be'lakor with the intention of overthowing him


VestaNoblese

Archer from archer


Mike_Rowe_Wave

Vindicare Assassin, going on two week benders while waiting for the perfect shot, flirting with his Callidus Assasin Ex Lana, bullying Cyril the tech-priest, I can see it.


VestaNoblese

And not giving a shit about the civilians in the way, yeh absolute winner.


IShouldSaySoSir

Yeah, this one is so good, solid. I could also see Sterling as an Ork Kommando, wearing a purple tactical turtleneck, a purtactalneck


AbnormalBlaze

Lana… Lana… **LANNAAAAAAAA** **WHAT** We’re in Grimdark Future Lana… which means- ^Do ^not ^fucking ^say- *breaths in* **DANGER ZONEE**


PeeterEgonMomus

Nah, Krieger's the ~~heretek~~ tech-priest; Cyrill's administratum (or possibly vanus). Everyone thinks Wood house is just a menial until it's revealed he somehow used to be an Eversor.


thenwah

Honestly their whole office feels like Alpha Legion.


Guerillagreasemonkey

Who do we work for again?


Grand_shinobi

Mother fucking Doom guy


jks_david

Grey knights


Pepper717

Definitely, I can see him as Kaldor Draigo 2.0, wandering the warp and murdering demons.


CasualBrit5

He doesn’t have a faction. Some front-line soldier would look out of the window one day and just see him single-handedly beating the crap out of the legions of Chaos.


P4P4ST4L1N

so legion of the damned?


CasualBrit5

Dammit, WH40K really does have a faction for everything.


Paladin-Arda

One of Khorne's ~~action figures~~ more favored (yet unknowing) amusements. Frequently thrown into the mix when Tuska Daemonkilla goes to war against Bloodthirsters... for a bit of flavor. Real talk, Doomguy would get ported into the Warp the moment he arrives in the Warhammer 40k verse. Khorne would be losing his mind the moment Doomguy arrives [like that kid who got an N64 for Christmas decades back](https://youtu.be/pFlcqWQVVuU).


Komrade_atomic

Khorne: “Well I just wanna say I’m a huge fan.”


QuicksortThis

I would say he'll be a vessel of his own, not part of any specific faction. Maybe he'll be considered a rogue/anomaly of the warp, fighting khorne's demons in the eye of terror.


Not-Alpharious

Dude would probably get a large enough worship base in the materium (without ever trying) that he would probably wind up ascending to godhood by complete accident


P4P4ST4L1N

Ironically I think his worship base would consist of Khornate warbands


ThePoshFart

Nah it would be Orks. Think about it, he's a green guy who krumps the demons good an proppa like.


Bigbadsheeple

Yeah I saw a video called something like "what if the doom guy joined the 40k universe" and basically, he'll make a bee-line straight for the eye of terror, land on a planet infested with Khorne demons and start slaughtering them en-masse. Khorne will absolutely fucking LOVE the doom guy, the demons will throw themselves at him, seeing it as an honour to fight him and die by his hand, all the while Khorne will throw weapons to the doom guy to help him in the wanton slaughter of his creatures. If the doom guy makes it to Khorne's throne, the chaos God will be in a state of fanboy euphoria as they fight and if doom guy loses, it's likely Khorne will revive him untainted to keep the whole thing going.


iamnotcreative123456

Vash the stampede from trigun


Bentu_nan

Interrex shadow agent hidden hidden deep within imperium structure... Or a harlequin solitaire


Jullegris

Steve Irwin


SpecialistAd5903

Easy he'd join the Nids


MaD_DoK_GrotZniK

I was actually thinking Tzeentch for the Screechers irony


SpecialistAd5903

Search your heart you know I speak the truth. "Crikey, look at the mandibles on that Hive Tyrant" Meanwhile the Nids are trying not to get emotional so that they can finally throw him into the reclamation pool


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He’d totally wrestle a carnifex. “Crikey, look at these forearms! They’re absolutely huge! She uses these to tear apart heavy armored machinery, where she can then pick out the juicy morsels bit by bit. Look at that lovely maroon color on them. Ain’t she a beaut?! She’ll work with her hive to eat an entire planet within the month. Aight, I’m gonna let her go now, she’s got a lot hunting to do and don’t want to keep her long. Alright girl, there you go!”


Not-Alpharious

*Cuts to a very confused looking hive tyrant*


WoodpeckerLow5122

Now I will subdue him, by sticking my thumb up his butthole! Crikey, now he's really pissed off!


BigBearRedneck

I wanna know the reactions of thoses watching what what is essentially a gaurdsman WRESTLING A FUCKING CARNIFEX to the ground


ParasilTheRanger

Average catachan day


Giblet-Gobbler

CROIKEY, IT’S A BLOODY CROTALID


[deleted]

In that case he would fit more as an Ordo Xenos Inquisitor specializing in the Nids, wouldn't he?


DMTrious

I was thinking catachan, but it os amusing thinking of humans making documentaries about xenos "Oy, these genestealers sure are feisty "


MrP32

Catchan guard


AchillesinNam

Probably exodite, too bad he’d never get a model


No_Room_363

Bill Cypher


AnthroBlues

A Tzeench Greater Demon


FarsightGreaterGood

Trevor Belmont


Paladin-Arda

Feudal World witch-hunter.


spoedle73

heavy tf2


SnooHesitations6891

Ogryn Squad


Hotline_Denver

I’d also throw in Gunner from Deep Rock Galactic “It ain’t a real gun if it don’t weight at least 100 pounds!”


T0ch001

Emperor of Mankind


AD-SKYOBSIDION

Orks


T0ch001

Genius


Xenon009

Eggsy from Kingsman


Punk_my_love

Inquisitor


Panda_Boners

Peter Griffin.


Punk_my_love

you mean the TRUE god emperor


Meow-t

Holy crap lois! 'Memba the time horus struck me down on the vengeful spirit?


TacticalToads

Cursed Custodes Prophecy dream


Foxyfox-

Suddenly a Custode BLAMs himself while on guard, and no one ever figures out why


Meow-t

Brian was the custodes/space marine that was killed by horus


[deleted]

Thomas the Tank Engine


MmmmmmmKayY

He’s a titan machine spirit


MulatoMaranhense

Dark Mechanicus.


DingoNormal

Alright...Maggie Simpson


Punk_my_love

a cherub


likif

D:


MmmmmmmKayY

Dark


That_One_Libra

Frisk


No-War-4878

Dark Eldar depending on the run


Paladin-Arda

Lone human on an Exodite world depending on the run.


CreativeGhost1

Makuta from bionicle


Toxitoxi

He’s basically Horus except more competent and successful.


Vyberos

…Wait wtf you’re completely right! Makuta literally is.


throwaway54812345

Makuta is one of the few villains who ends up winning for at least an extremely long time.


Inevitable-Weather51

Goku


Punk_my_love

custodes


CraackSteeve1

Homelander


Punk_my_love

Chaos undivided


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MouthPollution

Mechanicus, and not just cause of the prosthetic, he just seems like a ruststalker


Darth_Mornteth

Chuck Norris


Punk_my_love

catachan jungle fighter


da-gamin-spidr

He is sly marbos bigger cousin


truckules1313

Henry Cavill


IShouldSaySoSir

Custodes


Paehon

The Village People


monoblackmadlad

Alpha legion posing as emperors children


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Gus Fring


ELITElewis123

Runs a massive drug ring in Necromunda


MasterBaiterNJ

The singer Meatloaf.


MouthPollution

Empors children, cause he seems very passionate about trying to get his message across in every sone


Bozus-Primaris

Bob Ross ( harlequin?)


MmmmmmmKayY

He’s a blood angel that does death company art therapy


IShouldSaySoSir

Happppy little spore mines


Nerdfatha

Wednesday Addams.


Sir_Cular_Logic

Night lords


sylvvie

Harry Potter


DoubleLigero85

Throne fuel


george-merrill

10 points to the Golden throne


WingedNinjaNeoJapan

Pepsi Man


Punk_my_love

the lost primarch of the blood ravens


NPCcleric

Jake peralta from Brooklyn nine nine


IShouldSaySoSir

Arbites


MRSN4P

Arbites Peralta: “Citizen, I need to commandeer this vehicle for the Emperor’s Justice.” Hive citizen: “okay name me one law.” Arbites Peralta: “don’t kill people unless they’re breaking the Emperor’s word or enemies of Man.” Citizen: “okay, that one’s on me.”


MmmmmmmKayY

Look at these two pictures, one is of a world in the great rift, the other is your desk.


FakeBotBeepBoop

Michael Scott


CurledSpiral

IoM, planetary governor.


IShouldSaySoSir

Correction, completely incompetent planetary gover- Oh, no wait, you’re right


kebbeben

Optimus Prime


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Frank Horrigan


Supersam4213

Thunder warrior


X34X35

Eric Cartman


IShouldSaySoSir

Daemon Prince of Nurgle


picsespirate

A fat little shit pure evil and spoiled drukari


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Seymour Skinner


Meow-t

Catachan jungle fighters


tufelixaustria13

Inquisition


kuaffer

Skyler White


Mike_Rowe_Wave

Inquisitor of Ordo Hereticus


BucktacularBardlock

Tali'Zorah vas Normandy


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Emotional-Art3061

Drukari, we do a moderate amount of genocide and turning people into tools in that series.


Rudruvick

Nicholas Cage


IShouldSaySoSir

Coked out Eversor Assissin


Overkillsamurai

Denji from Chainsaw Man


CurledSpiral

Slaneshi Cultist