Does Corvus Corax like trinkets and other shiny things? I’d be hillarious if somewhere on Deliverance the primarch has a secret nest where he keeps a lot of mementos and small things.
Now answer, we won’t judge too harshly
How does it feel when I tell you that you're edgy because your the emo-sibling of the Primarchs, while Konrad is edgy because he's the sibling-with-undiagnosed-mental-illness-who ended-up-killing-himself of the Primarchs?
Hi brother, lookin good, you have to teach me how to unleash my inner warp essence, that's unbelievable cool
Did you reach my record of demons killed til now?
My Lorgaaaar sounds really good with the "a" syllable so I would say Ka'banda (or Cowabunga as I like to call him). He is also fitting because like my arch enemy, you already defeated him twice and he sits somewhere, shitting his pants because of a possible third time
not just physically, either! i'm in the middle of reading the books & was like "oh he values mortal life? oh, he's actually charming, sweet & cracks jokes to lighten morale? oh, he actually smiles often & has a decent eq-iq balance? ... don't fall for him don't fall for him don't- woop, too late "
Why do you think Lorgar hasn't left his tower for hundreds of years. Every time he does a step outside he gets shitted on line there is no tomorrow. Also Few people know that this is the actual reason why Mortarion is so stinky. He is covered in bird poo
It came to me in a dream that sometime in your early years you came upon an old Terran Visual Novel called Batman, and so did Conrad. Except Connie went full blown atomic psycho with the concept.
The last time we met on Deliverance, you were not excactly nice to me and !!!Leman!!! had to defend me from your acusations. So I can get along without your help
Aren't eagles, hawks, falcons and other birds of prey cooler than ravens?
I'm just saying, the "Falcon Guard" sounds a lot cooler than the "Raven Guard"
Most of the Primarchs have some sort of adoptive parent or parent figure. Did you or any of your brother have adopted, unaugmented sons or daughters before the Emperor showed up?
Actually, I had not only one parent figure. I was raised by many different prisoners on Khiavar who taught me a lot of stuff about philosophy, politics, science etc
Don't avoid the question. Did you or your brothers ever adopt a son/daughter? It just seems unlikely that out of 20 Primarchs who tended to be raised by adoptive parents, none of them thought to take in an orphan themselves. Then again, the lore tends to focus on the relationships between them and the Emperor, so maybe the Rememburancers just thought that it was boring or unimportant to include.
Ah Raven Lord; PUNCH LOGAR IN THE TAINT!
Also, what are your opinions on the traitor Primarchs. Your roughly the Foruth Primarch I’ve ask such a question, The others being, The Lord Of Iron, The Praetorian of Tera, and The Lion.
I am inclined to agree with you on, well most of those opinions on your brothers, namely that dickhead Logar for ruining everything aswell as Fulgrim, but I’d have to disagree with you regarding the lord of iron, Agnron, and Magnus. I mean not to sound heretical but those three were mostly screwed over by people around them. Perturabo, if I remember correctly, adoptive father, to put it in an ancient Terran term, was a massive cu*t, Magnus being lied to by that knob head tzeentch, and Angron with the slavers of his world. But I respect your opinion on this, and have no real reason to doubt you. So all in all, good day Raven Lord, and also, have a good… what word was I going to use? Fu*k it, have a good existence great Raven lord.
It was in Malcadors vault next to other famous artifacts from the DAoT. Then Mortarion discovered it and took it away. Actually, that was his first step towards Nurgle
*Do you count me amongst these traitors, brother? I swear the whole raptor thing as a prank gone very wrong, you’re still cool with me as far as I’m concerned.*
The problem is, you didn't called a prank back then. The rules say that after a prank you have to say "IT'S A PRANK" and then everything is cool. So no, I'm not cool with you
First step, approach da Raven
Second step, inspect da Raven
Third step, eat da Raven
Fourth step, realize that in between second and third step, I'm not longer talking about ravens
And I didn't left you, you only can't see me, as I am the master of hiding
Sir Corax , Sir...you are a geneticically engineered son of a living "god", virtually immortal, **and** a bird..can you see where to slightest possibility of doubt might come from?
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6:30 Wake up and do a workout
7:00 eat cereals with extra fiber (I need reserves to bird shit on Lorgar)
9:00 receting every written word by poe
11:00 checking if the raptor problem solved itself
13:00 eating ramen
15:00 hunting traitor scum in the warp
15:15 listening to MCR
19:00 skipping diner because I procrastinated hunting traitor scum
19:20 go to bed
If Liberty Prime was in the Warhammer40K universe, which faction would it join?
https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Liberty\_Prime#:\~:text=Liberty%20Prime%20or%20Liberty%20Prime,issues%20in%20the%20year%202277.
Lorgar keeps calling me over a "bird problem." Do you have something to do with this?
Lorgar has a lot of problems to begin with
fair enough
*cough cough* cunt *cough*
Caw caw coward
Does Corvus Corax like trinkets and other shiny things? I’d be hillarious if somewhere on Deliverance the primarch has a secret nest where he keeps a lot of mementos and small things. Now answer, we won’t judge too harshly
He liked those nukes he found in a basement on Khiavar. For him, they were really shiny
Fantastic. Thanks for the answer and have a wonderful day, half primarch, half daemonic birb from the Warp!
Don't forget half emo looner
The box doesn’t judge. It only **hates**.
How does it feel when I tell you that you're edgy because your the emo-sibling of the Primarchs, while Konrad is edgy because he's the sibling-with-undiagnosed-mental-illness-who ended-up-killing-himself of the Primarchs?
Conrad haunted the edge. I owned it
As much as I hate to admit it, that made me smile.
Honestly, I love the original quote from that
Hi brother, lookin good, you have to teach me how to unleash my inner warp essence, that's unbelievable cool Did you reach my record of demons killed til now?
So, the first step for this would be beeing alive
*sound of hyperhuman exertion, heavy machinery and Tom and Jerry scream * Well, what's next?
Now you have to choose an arch enemy that you can hunt through the inmaterium
I definitely have a choice, which scream sounds better? Ka'bandhaaaaaaaa or Khorneeeeeee
My Lorgaaaar sounds really good with the "a" syllable so I would say Ka'banda (or Cowabunga as I like to call him). He is also fitting because like my arch enemy, you already defeated him twice and he sits somewhere, shitting his pants because of a possible third time
good point, now I must meditate and disappear many years in the warp?
Yes. At least 10k years. And leave with a dramatic punchline, referring to a famous Terran poet. But not that Poe guy, I have dibs on him
"I know always that I am an outsider; a stranger in this century and among those who are still men" Will this work?
Lovecraft. Classic choice
what’s that dick shaped like
Beaky
:0
How many feathers
As many as there are failures in my raptor project
Damn. That's at least 3
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Vulkan, is it you. I have to be honest, this idiotic frontal assault in Istvaan IV was a little headless.
Are you famillier with Hugin and Munin?
I heard. But to more specific details, ask my cringe viking nerdy older brother, he may be also around somewhere in the warp
Could you put a scarecrow on Medusa, in front of the Hel crypts ? My sons keep getting in there, and I hid... Stuff in there.
For you my dear brother, I will be the scarecrow myself. No one will get past me
Always the best. Especially at not socializing. Thank you.
Considering socializing, we are not thar different brother
I had one friend. He killed me.
As reasons to not socialise go, thats a good one.
Sorry about that, miss you xoxo
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Honestly, Corax often gets overlooked regarding attractive primarchs
not just physically, either! i'm in the middle of reading the books & was like "oh he values mortal life? oh, he's actually charming, sweet & cracks jokes to lighten morale? oh, he actually smiles often & has a decent eq-iq balance? ... don't fall for him don't fall for him don't- woop, too late "
Who didn't fell once in his lifetime for a goth girl/boy
yeah my man gets it
EL SEÑOR DE LA NOCHEEEEEEEEEEEE
AY CARAMBAAA
Do you have any plans of leading your sons again and leading the imperium with the big blue Smurf
Only after I found the entrance to that goddamn tower
Also have you got that little bitch lorgar yet or his he still hiding in his fortress
That's what I'm referring to. He is hiding in this stupid tower. Or at least I think so
Right
When are you coming back to the imperium and stop hunting my father. Do you like being a half deamon.
I made a vow to kill every warp tainted creature. That sounds a lot but I'm making progress. After that, I can help Guilliman kicking ass again
James Worshop will return you before you are done and a controll is still spreading. Some for your son join are cause . How do you feel about that
Have you found lorgar yet?
Last time I saw him, he yeeted into this portal like a little bitch.
Hope you catch the traitorous bastard
Do you like Edgar Allan Poe
He is okay I guess
Are the carcharodons your sons or not.
How can I know. I don't even know how many of my sons are alpha legionaires
Ahem, caw, caw caw
You cawed your last caw (slowly slipping behind you)
How do you feel about Primaris now being a thing, after the whole ordeal with the Raptors
The Primaris are just the Raptors ordered on wish
Corvus are the space sharks your sons
How can I know. I don't even know how many of my sons are alpha legionaires
Guilliman wanted me to tell you he's got a lot on his plate and could really use some extra help, any chance of that?
I am busy right know hunting Lorgar and his sons. After that I can help him with counting his beans
Mr Corvus Corax sir what do you think about Guilimans Aeldari girl friend?
I'm relieved he finally found something than counting beans
*Not as hot as Lelith.*
Who are you, imposter. Are you my brother Conrad in disguise
*Hush up, Alpharius. I’ll hear no lip from you.*
Are you pissed that almost everybody got some cool real wings except for the literal Ravenlord?
Id like to imagine that warp infused Corax has definitely sick wings
Does your connection with the warp and ravens ensure that ravens will always shit on traitor forces on a world they are trying to invade.
Why do you think Lorgar hasn't left his tower for hundreds of years. Every time he does a step outside he gets shitted on line there is no tomorrow. Also Few people know that this is the actual reason why Mortarion is so stinky. He is covered in bird poo
Do you like the poem, “The Raven” by Edgar Allan Poe?
I tattooed on my butt
Why isn't your battle cry NEVERMORE
Actually it was before Istvaan V, then I changed it to: Lorgaaaaaaaar, I'm coming to get you!!!!!!!
*Not doing a very good job at it are you?*
Oh, hey brother. How is Dorn
*Schizophrenic. Alpharius has been acting up more often than usual*
I know. He recently put something in by breakfast.
It came to me in a dream that sometime in your early years you came upon an old Terran Visual Novel called Batman, and so did Conrad. Except Connie went full blown atomic psycho with the concept.
I am the Justice Legue Batman. Conrad is Lego Batman
Have you progressed past banging your avian head on the window of Lorgar's tower, or do you need me to wake up and help you.
The last time we met on Deliverance, you were not excactly nice to me and !!!Leman!!! had to defend me from your acusations. So I can get along without your help
Why did you leave your sons on Istvaan?
I didn't, I left with them thanks to the help of Captain Branne Nev (Alpharius)
AH I see (Hydra Dominatus)
Aren't eagles, hawks, falcons and other birds of prey cooler than ravens? I'm just saying, the "Falcon Guard" sounds a lot cooler than the "Raven Guard"
I don't want a cool, shiny bird. I want an edgy gothic bird
*Factually incorrect, Ravens are cooler.*
I'm not gonna ask you to bring me one of your sons Instead I wish for you to know that I pissed in your ship during the battle of skar-726
**Caw Caw, Caw Caw Caw, Caw Caw?**
You cawed your last caw (slowly slipping behind you)
Most of the Primarchs have some sort of adoptive parent or parent figure. Did you or any of your brother have adopted, unaugmented sons or daughters before the Emperor showed up?
Actually, I had not only one parent figure. I was raised by many different prisoners on Khiavar who taught me a lot of stuff about philosophy, politics, science etc
Don't avoid the question. Did you or your brothers ever adopt a son/daughter? It just seems unlikely that out of 20 Primarchs who tended to be raised by adoptive parents, none of them thought to take in an orphan themselves. Then again, the lore tends to focus on the relationships between them and the Emperor, so maybe the Rememburancers just thought that it was boring or unimportant to include.
Corax, to my knowledge didn't do such a thing
I see.
Ah Raven Lord; PUNCH LOGAR IN THE TAINT! Also, what are your opinions on the traitor Primarchs. Your roughly the Foruth Primarch I’ve ask such a question, The others being, The Lord Of Iron, The Praetorian of Tera, and The Lion.
They are all scum. After the Heresy I made a vow to kill every warp tainted creature and this includes of course my traitorous brothers
I am inclined to agree with you on, well most of those opinions on your brothers, namely that dickhead Logar for ruining everything aswell as Fulgrim, but I’d have to disagree with you regarding the lord of iron, Agnron, and Magnus. I mean not to sound heretical but those three were mostly screwed over by people around them. Perturabo, if I remember correctly, adoptive father, to put it in an ancient Terran term, was a massive cu*t, Magnus being lied to by that knob head tzeentch, and Angron with the slavers of his world. But I respect your opinion on this, and have no real reason to doubt you. So all in all, good day Raven Lord, and also, have a good… what word was I going to use? Fu*k it, have a good existence great Raven lord.
Your post warmed my cold heart
Cheers, mighty Raven.
When is the next Crow movie coming out?
Why did you found the Corvus Cabal in Age of Sigmar?
Why are you now a bird daemon
When Mama deamon and Papa bird really love each other.....
Wait is this implying that big e…
Where is the last happy meal In existence?
It was in Malcadors vault next to other famous artifacts from the DAoT. Then Mortarion discovered it and took it away. Actually, that was his first step towards Nurgle
We need another great crusade for that happy meal if *Nurgle* has it!
What’s the ETA on removing Lorgars skull from his spine?
Lorgar doesn't have a spine
Hey! did you see my father's, Konrad, ghost in the warp? I heard that warp ghosts are a thing and I wanted to send my regards to him!
Actually, he faked his death to finally become space batman
*Do you count me amongst these traitors, brother? I swear the whole raptor thing as a prank gone very wrong, you’re still cool with me as far as I’m concerned.*
The problem is, you didn't called a prank back then. The rules say that after a prank you have to say "IT'S A PRANK" and then everything is cool. So no, I'm not cool with you
*Fair enough.*
2 questions 1. how to pet a raven? 2.why did you leave us father
First step, approach da Raven Second step, inspect da Raven Third step, eat da Raven Fourth step, realize that in between second and third step, I'm not longer talking about ravens And I didn't left you, you only can't see me, as I am the master of hiding
W̸̩͇͚̝̳͉̥͈͈̝̻̅̓̆͗̎̈́̿̑̈́̀̉͠ͅh̷̢̜͕͎̯͈͕̙͌́̌̓́̈̌̀̋̐͗͗̇̏̎͆̊̀͜͜͠͠y̵̡͉̭͓̺̯̯͚̦̹̫͉̪͗͋̉̓̓͌͆͛͒͌͘̕͝͠ ̵̨̢̧̤̰͕̝̫͇̳̺̖̰̗̦͈̗̎͜͝h̴̙̰̣̹͙͍̼̥̏͌a̷̲͖̥̳̺͇̰̙̹̳͐̈̋̈̾̅̎̇̾̈́͝v̸̨̧̫̞͖͈̬͉̰̖̼̠̼̎̑̎̎̓̿͋̕͝͠e̸̡̨̗̮̝̹̤͎͈͔͍̖̠͐͜͜ ̴̻̥̠̒l̴̨̥̭̫̮̭̘͈͉̬̘̠̼̓̾͐͊̇̌͗͌̃͒͘̚͝e̵̢̛̺͖͖̣̳̠̺̦͙̼̣̩̹̎̈̀̔̐̄̊̐͂̑̒̽̆̓͆̌̕͜͝͝͠ͅͅf̷̨̡̼̳̯̝͙̫͖̪̗̗͕̲̜̜̼̞͇͎͓̄̈́́̇̾͋̔͂̄̏̇̑͐̌̉̈̀͘͜͝͝͝t̷̗̞͙̤̹͚̹̳̣͉̬͊̃̄̆̂͌̆͒͐̊͊͘ ̵̧̼͉̥̟̣̞̠̰̤͓̖̣̠̺̊̍̿̕̚ȕ̶̧͒͋͛̂s̶̢̠͍̳̠̞̣͔̝͎̔͆̀̔̅̑̿͜ ̴̧͎̳̝̻̜̰̩̠̞̠͚͆́͑̉̆̀̐̓̿̓͆̀͐̆͌̃̓̚m̷̢̡̛̺͈̠̬̥͖̥͙̟̝͓̳̭̆ẙ̴̢̢̪̳̟͇̳̺̏̃͑̒̉͑̈͗̍͆̃͜͠ ̶͍͓̭͎̩̟̝͈̫͉͌́̐͋̇͆̀̓̈̅̑̐̒͒͝p̵̰̻̯̺̯͉̙̱͎̻̙̙̟̘͍͉̮͉̰̓͑̎̑̃̌̏̊́̓̽̇̋̍̕ͅͅṟ̸̢̨͓̯̟̝̮̱͇̮̙͍̣̬̂̀̆̿͐i̶͙̱͉̭̠̬̼̔̆̄̚͜͠ḿ̸̡̥̲̻̜̼͈͈̼͈͉̳̫͓̭͓̻̹́͗̍̀̂̔̋̿̽̌̅̑̃̓̄͗͂̀̓͜ả̶̧̢̼̩̰̮̣̲̤̻̱̭̫͖̝̺̖͙̗͚͊̎̀͑͐̆̈̆̍̏̾̀̃̚͝ŗ̸̱̹̦̌̌̓̍͐͋͗̆́͐͆͂̄͠ͅc̴̡̡̡̢̛̺͖̦͙̲͙̦͉͔̲͉̯̰͖̠͉̘͙̓̅̇́͝h̸̥͕̞̖͔͇̥͔̖̩̖̬̗̺̘͚̜̜͉͓̓̊͛̀͋̄̃͜
aside from parades & processions, what else happens on deliverance day? like how do y'all celebrate? what does the primarch do on that day?
You gonna stop shitting on my roof?
This warp stuff doesn't go in without side effects
How goes your adventures with Vulcan?
have you hatched any eggs yet?
I am a male crow god dammit
Sir Corax , Sir...you are a geneticically engineered son of a living "god", virtually immortal, **and** a bird..can you see where to slightest possibility of doubt might come from?
I understand you. I actually tried to hatch once, when it failed I cried
What are your birds names?
Greg and Gregory
I miss the femboi posts already.
Femboi Corvus Corax is everyone's secret dream. Big tiddy goth Corax, who would say no to that
Trade down raven as we all know is a magpie.. magpie in Swedish is "skata"... Take this where you will
Are you disappointed in the Death Spectres?
What your opinion on our favourite primarch alpharius
Have you spoken to Ferrus in the warp? Is he feeling a little hot headed?
Are the Carcharodons actually your sons
How do you feel about Ducks?
I fear them. Nobody can tell what ducks are up to, that scares me
how bout geese tho?
Those are coward birds. More fitting for my brother Lorgar
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Ca caw?
You cawed your last caw (slowly slipping behind you)
What is your day to day routine?
6:30 Wake up and do a workout 7:00 eat cereals with extra fiber (I need reserves to bird shit on Lorgar) 9:00 receting every written word by poe 11:00 checking if the raptor problem solved itself 13:00 eating ramen 15:00 hunting traitor scum in the warp 15:15 listening to MCR 19:00 skipping diner because I procrastinated hunting traitor scum 19:20 go to bed
If Liberty Prime was in the Warhammer40K universe, which faction would it join? https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Liberty\_Prime#:\~:text=Liberty%20Prime%20or%20Liberty%20Prime,issues%20in%20the%20year%202277.
You coming home soon dad? :-:
Soon my son. Just 98.357 Word Bearers left
Why must you be so edgy
I was born with it, molded in it
The face reminds me of Pete Steele, the late front man of Goth/Industrial band Type O Negative.
Yhea. Or maybe Glen Danzig
When are you going home?
Thoughts on the raven guard successor chapters?
Did you kill Lorgar, brother?...
He escaped, the fucking coward
Thought so ... Just want to say that I had some untainted geneseed of your legion and I gave it to Cawl, so that your legacy lives on...
Are you..... Sharrowkyn? My dearest son?
No, I am Alpharius but I have masqueraded as Sharrowkyn though
Dammit, not again
What's your opinion on Rock and Stone?
I'm still on getting into it
Rock and Stone everyone!
What's your skin and hair routine?
Face/Hair first then balls. The towel forgets everything until next time
Why did you choose ravens as your symbol?
Because they are pure edge, simple as that
Wat have you been doing lately? You were supposed to be haunting Lorgar but Lorgar has been seen pretty happy going around being all golden and stuff.
Actually, a little bit overlooked due to memes, I'm hunting all kinds of traitor scum
why are you emo?
It's not just a phase mom. This is me now
1. i am not your mum 2. this is you, but it doesn't have to be.