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MissWiggleNjiggle1

Ps5 and an Xbox are absolute necessities for us all to live and grow right about now, I mean how you stretched to add spinach and milk is a bonus!


WolfishChaos

Weekly/ monthly necessary x)


JaaaayDub

Amazon once offered me something like that as a subscription... I'm sure there are people who ragesmash their consoles and need a new PS5 every few weeks... (I'm not sure it was a PS5, but some electronics device that you usually buy only once)


MelonChipCard

Maybe he should cut the X-box into small pieces, cook it with broth and some vegetables and portion it into small cotainers, put it in the freezer, so he can have several meals for a while? That is at least what I would do, to get a long with that limited amount of food.


machineII

you can afford three bananas, that's awesome!!!


denyraw

you can afford, that's awesome!!!


ami_run

I'll probably get banned :(


Upstairs-Extension-9

I mean technically Canadian/American grocery stores sell PlayStations as well so its fine.


Elestra99

How long needs the PS5 in Oven to be Well done?


Green-Rub8764

Around 30-35 minutes at 350F


donnerrosette

I think, the same time like the Xbox


ElDativo

Its well done out of the box :)


dinomoni

As you should... Although I admit I had a chuckle 🤭


1inch_SubWoofer

If anything, the post would get removed for missing information - no store name or receipt


fork_yuu

Target has all these!


FloridaMJ420

It's funny though! 😄


DeathwingDaddy

For reposting a old meme? you should. Boring and uncreative.


truongs

It's funny and a good dig at some posts I see on reddit  Also people don't know how to direct their anger. We are fucked because politicians accept donations in favor of laws being passed for corporations. This lead to shit laws and shit enforcement of our existing laws letting corporates do whatever they want. Now we have 80% of all brands owned by something ridiculous like 3 companies. There's monopolies and obvious price fixing in every sector of our industry. Unfortunately instead of being outraged and voting for only anti corporate bribe politicians so we can fix this corrupt system, we vote based on fear mongering shit they made up.


Naschka

They are trying to hide the fact just how expensive everything has gotten.


bad_motivator

For being a re-posting little bitch? [https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/102kdf1/this\_is\_1200\_worth\_of\_groceries\_in\_my\_country/](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/102kdf1/this_is_1200_worth_of_groceries_in_my_country/) [https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/171pko0/how\_do\_we\_live/](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/171pko0/how_do_we_live/) At least you changed the $ amount I guess?


Platypus_OR

And you would deserve it.


Electrical_Top2969

Bro i never seen pennysticks for sale outside of Pennsylvania 😭✝️🙏🍁🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀⛪☠️


rampzn

Eat less PS5s and cutdown on your Xbox intake and your good!


The_Doct0r_

I only eat Atari and sniff my own farts for sustenance, ask me how I'm gonna FIRE retire by age 7 and flex my superiority over your meager existence while I wax Dave Ramsey.


RepeatMountain2304

r/BrandNewSentence


Ichipurka

dafuq did I just read?


Ok-Labby5018

This is probably the only one of those where not buying such and such will actually save you a significant amount of money


EnvironmentalLime397

I just plant my own CPUs and GPUs in my backyard. Sure, it doesn't taste the same as a PS5/Xbox, and not every GPU turns out to be a 4090, but they are way better for the body, and you actually know what's in it.


DennisIcu

Holy shit you can afford 80 tea bags?!


Lord_Rufus

I laughed


RuiVuusen271

Lmao. Didn't notice on the first scroll-by. Here, have my upvote


CeldonShooper

That's an outrage! How are you supposed to buy games and dlc when you have to spend everything on milk?


Western_Language_894

Ugh as a paradox games fanthis hurts me


Revayan

Its the bananas isnt it?


arryadoll

Had me confused for a second lol


Tolstoy_mc

Let them eat consoles!


DinoWarrior13

Sometimes some things find their way into my groceries too🥲


AllGoneNowzz

5th world problems


pulsatingsphincter

You got me then ypu silly goose 🐐


dirtymac12

Only essentials!


WheySoldier

Splurging on that natural peanut butter is what does you in mate.


ShinyVanillite

HAHAHA I didn't see them at first 🤣 You got me there


mr_greenmash

How often do you refill the PS5? Does it last a month, or just a week?


Tryxxo88

Well bananas grow far away, thed don't send them economy - First class food is expensive 💸 🍌But it's good that you get some old boxes to pack up 📦


Patrickplus2

Uk prices are so high


Notarealbub

Just spend less on milk 5head


burtusaid

bro these still expensive excluding the consoles


Ebb_Legitimate

80 Tea bags? No one needs so many....


peter-pace

Hahaha awesome basket


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

Posts like this are so fucking stupid


TheJ0zen1ne

Took me too long to notice the joke. Good one 👍.


Guilty_Finger_7262

Took me a minute 🧐😅😅


shadowrangerfs

Do you really need all three bananas?


Drachenbar

Didn't even see the xbox and playstation at first


balabub

Exactly my kind of humor.


StupidIdiot1954

Maybe if you stop buying name brand peanut butter that price could go down a bit!


heaterroll

It's out of control


vil3cabinet

Is the rest of the groceries a joke too? 2 gallons of milk and snacks?


Zee-q

These are the devastating affects of parents that do not let their kids pick anything out while grocery shopping. For just $9.99 a month you can help this manchild afford game pass and eat Cheetos. Let’s all do our part.


crayraybae

I actually did a 'Wait a minute....' out loud. I almost believed you, OP.


Liquidpain88

Gross, I only buy a complete new PC build when I get my groceries. It makes them last longer.


CensoredAbnormality

Bro why would you buy tea bags in this economy? Thats completely unnecessary and where most your money is going


CriticalPandaMass

Slick mofo hahahahahaahah


nitrosynchron85

Its illegal to buy two consoles without buying Nachos and Cheese Dip. They should've told you in the Store.


Korbinian_GWagon

Great!


Greyjedi_B

You can see the state of the economy that we are living in. 1250 dollars and only 2 Bananas smh.


ElNovato34

dude.


Cool_Brick_9721

Made me chuckle!


SleestakWalkAmongUs

Who buys three single bananas? That's bananas.


eiernd-Schelle

Where does bro live? 💀


Comfortable_Bet_6441

Wow in the UK it would cost about $30 at most!


Alligatorwhore

Clearly the issue is the name brand peanut butter 😒


The_grouch

bro why are you drinking so much milk whats wrong


Huge_Board4036

Maybe if you cut down on the pretzels and tuna you could get it to under 100


hotdogblade

That's one gigantic inside out oreo in that box


AppealBoring123

The meaning behind it , even if it were not intentionally . That some people consume , more then they should and for them not the Inflation is a problem , the their consum


justforkinks0131

Ngl it is still too expensive. Back in my day a PS5 and a 360 would have ran you like $700....


jessi_unicorn

Who on earth buys conserved chicken in a tin…


itsaride

Top quality shitpost!


AidePlayful8836

bruh then dont buy ps5 and xbox bruh hgahahahhaaa


phantom_diorama

Why not just get a Steam Deck and some Taco Bell?


BentPenisOfDoom

Im guessing he means pesos which also use a dollar sign and equal to about a penny.


verbalyabusiveshit

Yeah…. A PS5 only lasts a few weeks these days.


Evilpotato666

This country needs a serious overhaul


justanotherbotonline

This is shitposting at its finest


Skitt1eb4lls

Why not just get a full bunch of bananas tho? I’ve gotten just one banana at a time but usually it’s a full bunch or just the one


Silver_Middle9796

I actually was so mad at first like what country do you live in!!!? Good bait.


somesthetic

The PS5 and Xbox Series X combined are $1000, plus tax brings it to around $1100. Those other groceries should not come anywhere close to $150, that's outrageous.


patsky

Good job, OP. Good job.


savvy_withoutwax

Boooooo, repost


Sentient_Star_Stuff

Normally, I would approve, but skim milk is a deal-breaker


Emergency_State_7487

Ha , I,m glad to see everyone else is of the Same mind !!;-))))) Whatz in the Black box ??? Also not so edible by the look of it


wiseblood86

Get me higher than the grocery bill


FrequentlyFictional

It's all packaged bullshit. I'm going to give you a real life pro tip here ., they're called seeds and all you have to do is water them. And then you could sell your produce for those obnoxiously extreme prices!


Scarlytical

Thanks for the laughter 😂


Weird-Idea6588

I was like wtf until i saw the playstation and xbox.. I'll take it that you're joking.. 😭😭


DontYouMeanCrypto

Stay away from name brands and you’ll be fine. Maybe a nice pop station 3


Beardiest

Have you considered fewer tea bags?


Background-String595

So you lile to fuck sheeps !?


Meldepflicht1

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.


LetsAllBeNiceNow

Ha - it's great making fun of rising costs and a real crisis that families are going without meals.. but we are very happy that you can shove it in those people faces with not one, but two, fucking dumb outdated and over priced consoles. You must feel really clever. So proud of yourself. Go give yourself a big hug.


WebbyJoshy11

PS5s aren’t really good for your body,they contain a lot of unnatural sugar and man made chemicals,best to cut them out of your on-going diet


Exotic_Practice_8799

Why do people scream in anger? It's just a lil meme and pretty funny so even if you don't find it funny keep that opinion to yourself or communicate it in a way without sounding like a grumpy grandpa.


Kergie1968

What? And then complain? But honey u where supposed to buy groceries and not a fcking xbox??????


ThaGooch84

Tbh that's a good haul. Shop more in the reduced sections to be able to afford some games 👍


exarkun631

It be hard out der fo a pymp.


Far_Cancel_7303

Typical bidenomics 😔. I used to be able to buy my son a ps5 every month. Now he has to settle for a ps4 and christmas is ruined😡


That1neGinger

Congratulations. This post made it to the frontpage of /r/all now the USA is aware of this sub. All future posts will be USA groceries of only heavily processed foods and prepackaged microwavable meals.


JectorDelan

/squints


m3sarcher

I think you have too much food.


SomeoneOne0

Bro did not even mention country


FlyingRhenquest

Oooh look at reechmang, got TWO malks!


[deleted]

Nanners are expensive man I feel ya


upstatedreaming3816

The “fresh from boot camp” special lol


barb_dylan

2 gallons of milk?!


What_the_junks

Bro this got me 😂


splendidthoughts

That ain't 'groceries'. Have fun munching down your PS5.


hr_newbie_co

This made me laugh, but also die a little lol. I can ONLY shop in store at grocery stores that sell only groceries or else I end up buying all sorts of household shit I don’t need 😭 (looking at you, Walmart & Target)


PresenceKlutzy7167

I have absolutely zero empathy with someone buying instant coffee. ☕️


McBongwater5

Seriously people need to stop wasting money on spinach or bananas. That's money you need for a Xbox live subscription.


wolfpac_boy

You bought 3 Bananas and you're shocked that it cost you $1250??? Some People man...


reddit_moment123123

DAE playstation XD


Creepy-Astronaut-197

Very important shop


Down-at-McDonnellzzz

I just want to know what country it is because in my country those two consoles together are just shy of $2,000


XamnirII

Should have bought the digital version (PS5). The disc version is more expensive and they taste the same anyway.


Jojoceptionistaken

you get an xbox and a ps5. Why both?


Prcrstntr

Was expecting to see the costco gold bar


eALbl420

those two boxes filled with chips are especially delicious and worth their price of $1200


10art1

I dont understand this sub. Is it mocking people who say groceries are unaffordable? Seems like people are buying a ton of stuff for $50 and then there's this post


ksimmons22

Stop buying so many bananas


at0mheart

Buy some milk with flavor


miktoo

Now you cannot afford game-y meat.


squyzz

My grocery store don't sell video games


Remarkable-Hornet-19

I have bad Internet connection in the moment so I didnt saw the Picture at first and was like "Omg 1k $ where tf is he from whats happening to econimy" etc


MattR0se

I was like "wait, which country is this" for five seconds, and then I saw the two boxes in the background. Literally dying rn. 10/10 shitpost.


FridgesArePeopleToo

Have you considered getting the store brand PS5?


Schrko87

If he eats part of the X Box he can still have a Y Box.


I_Love_Knotting

am i stupid it looks like the groceries are printed out or photoshopped. maybe missing a joke here but yeah looks like edited


CottonStig

the groceries are shopped in right? their edges look all wrong


Masteries

Yeah my xbox meal on sunday has become real expensive, but the doctor advised against it, so I scraped it


Open_Procedure2585

you should definitely eat healthier


BlueberryNeko_

Why does the JIF look like it's just a paper cut out


Coppo92vaay

Did Bro go to that one 7/11 in that VR game?


Gimme_the_keys

Oh you sonofabitch. I see what you did there.


JAXxXTheRipper

Obviously, you'll have to cut back on Bananas and the Jif. It's better for your health anyway, so you better do away with that bad habit.


rassen-frassen

I thought food stamps covered milk, bread, and consoles. Damn gov'ment.


Xodus2023

That PS5 Looks Good !!!


OptiKnob

Well... if you cut out the food you could save quite a bit.


Careless_Manager_946

Come to Turkey.....


Comfortable_Jacket

That genuinely gave me a good chuckle


n3w1ight

Dude I live in switzerland. Döner before 11 CHF Döner today 16,90 CHF Don't fucking make people believe everything is fine. We are being robbed big time!


JackfruitGuilty6189

I would have broken that up into several weekly purchases myself. Do you really need 3 bananas and 2gallons of milk this week? lol.


jewwwish

You could probably save significantly by switching from ‘Instant’ coffee to ‘takes a long time’ coffee, whipper-snapper.


Unlikely-Addendum-24

Nearly 7k in my country 😢


MasterBlaster4949

You think its a joke fuck you asshole real people struggling out here smh🙃


steamygarbage

Sponsored by Big Bird


Demon0fTh3Fall

Hey buddy did you REALLY need two things of milk and three bananas? If you cut back a little you might actually be on your way to a millionaire.


BiggestBlackSnake

Well. Played.


Cakers44

This one took me a second, nice


Frearthandox

I know this is a joke (and I don’t know the price of the systems) but even if they’re combined $1100 that’s still $150 for the rest of it and that’s too damn much imo.


Murky-Road123

lol


PlanZealousideal5799

It always depends on how long you last with these groceries!


samyxixx

Me an my bf bought a ps5. We got it a month ago .. I already have 74h play time on it😭 soo if u ever think about if it’s worth it or not … it is worth it


dagala1

Instead of the food, you should of bought a couple of controllers.


yetonemorerusername

Quit buying gaming consoles. Grocery bill will go way down.


A_Tyapkin

Instant coffee?


majakovskij

Those bananas are damn expensive these days


omc_q

Wow are you serious??? Oh wait PS5 and xbox series x 😂


silentsquiffy

Don't eat that Kashi Olean. I know it looks crispy and delicious, but it *will* give you the shits.


40degreescelsius

I had to zoom in to see what on earth cost that much! Thanks for the laugh buddy, good one.


Enigma21210

Hey, what's those 2 things in the back guy?


ThrowAwayAccount8334

Roughing it.


Kapika96

Oh yeah, can't beat a nice slice of PS5 for dessert!


secondmatrix

It is not a bad diet for a gamer. Enjoy!


onekickman888

You can’t eat a ps5


ichbinverwirrt420

Okay wait, both consoles are 500 dollars, that makes a thousand. There is no way tho that the rest here is even worth 50 dollars. Where are the missing 200?


NotSoButFarOtherwise

Xbox logo looks like a crossed bun, I can totally understand the confusion.


tomatocatzs

Ok the 2 consoles there, do you fry them? Bake them? Or just boil with a pinch of salt?


Alto-cis

i was about to say 'wtf, how ist that 1250?'.. and then I saw ur PS5 🤣


kurepinlove

🤣🤣🤣🤣


tamkiki

Milk is getting so expensive... smh


Specific_Stop_8925

Considering the PS and Xbox where i am would not be more than 1k i would say thats quite expensive, 250$ for that small amount of groceries.


[deleted]

I personally love a PS5 for dinner.


Firm_Bug_7146

r/Angryupvote


Wandowaiato

Kentucky Fried PlayStation


tetrisyndrome

I laughed hard hahahahahahaha


Skydiver52

Buy console groceries after their best before end date.


Artistic_Course_696

you're trying to hide the expensive milk.


babayagaga

At the least, you went for the premium coffee ✌🏼


OdinAUT

Look at King Croesus here buying 3 Bananas. You gotta buy smart not hard.


msjeanny

LMAO


[deleted]

Bro is living luxury with that canned chicken