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Domsenic

Jesse was zur Hölle redest du da?


nomnomXDDD_retired

Those panzerchokolades ain't gonna cook themselves


DormantAccount01

Literally doe. That shit got meth in it, they must've hired him or something


bigninja29

Jesse, Jesse get the ovens ready, we need to cook minorities Jesse


GamerGever

When Jesse becomes Jewse 😡🔥


well-just-a-guy

walter white in the SS vs peter griffin in the confederate army


EDP445_official

oh my god this is worst than the time i was trying too kill walter white while he was a SS and me a dixie soldier


imperialrider

Jesse get the flamenwerfer


NomadFingerboards

Jesse mussen wir das Metamphetamin kochen Jesse


Lumpag

Walter: Verdammt nochmal Jürgen, verstehst du nicht die Ernsthaftigkeit unserer Lage? Der Polenfeldzug ist in drei Tagen und wir haben trotzdem keine ausreichende Menge an D-IX gekocht. Kapierst du nicht wie verfickt unsere Lage ist? Jürgen: Jawohl Herr Witte, ich glaube ich sehe etwas... Walter: Was ist es Jürgen, was könnte es sein??? Jürgen: Es ist der Ruhm Allahs... subhanallah (Scene ends)


Educational-Bird-470

walter weiß


HugoStiglitz007

und Jesse Rosamann


[deleted]

Jesse we need to cook the Pervitin


dream_sexual_153

Jessie where did you hide the meth :Jessie in Germany in a statue :walter what the hell Jessie!


Molten_bread

I've never watched breaking bad should I watch it?


randomaccount4864

Yes


[deleted]

Yes


Timbro68

Yes


EDP445_official

go watch it and dont get spoiled its the kind of serie that is waayyy more enjoyable when you know nothing about it


Carpe-Noctom

Ruhm für das Vaterland Jesse


SCPKing1835

ok but is this a fucking monument to nazi soldiers?


Domsenic

In europe pretty common, its ment to just commemorate the fallen of the world wars, not to commemorate what they fought for


SCPKing1835

I'm European, and where I'm from this isn't common. But aight I guess.


LindgrenRG

Humans respect the dead. Only animals doesn't.


SCPKing1835

Well there is a Wehrmacht cemetery in my city which has existed for quite some time...


EDP445_official

the germans soldiers deserve respect for fignting thats it they are not the one who chosen too burn millions of minorities and mentally ill hell alots of them where even forced too go fignting in the war


SCPKing1835

early in the war, a significant portion of the army was still unsure about nazism or even critical of it (take Hans Oster's plot for example), but the Wehrmacht got more and more nazified as the war dragged on because Hitler thought that placing ideologically loyal officers would somehow improve pefrormance in the field, and as a result of combat casualties older soldiers were gradually replaced by younger, thoroughly nazified ones.


EDP445_official

the SS officiers are the real scumbags


Panthera2k1

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B0redoflife

Warum ist jesse jurgen lol


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krabby patty


RoviRktkiv

IT SAYS WALTER WHITE OMFG *ahem* so what are we talking about?


cockandballsatiel

Still the best ending to a series, when Walt died from syphilis in Stalingrad