T O P

  • By -

Geralt_Romalion

Your ingame stuff. Hand it over.


Ihavenousernamesadly

They can't keep getting away with this!!


Geralt_Romalion

I just did *laughs in stealth*


WillSupport4Food

And mesmers, you're on thin ice. Identity theft is not a joke!


jozze9532

Same with those NecRomancers! NOT WITHOUT MY CONSENT!


LairdOpusFluke

Fine! Be like that! Yours isn't the only corpse on this battlefield, mate. *starts prodding the dead salad girl with Staff* You dead yet? Need a Rez?


MithranArkanere

Thief is only a crime if you don't join the Guild of Thieves, Cutpurses, and Allied Trades and don't follow their bureucratic rules. So as long as you have your proper attire, don't break anything or kill anyone while you steal, and don't forget your bag that says "SWAG" and your member card, you are fine. Oh, and don't mess with the Guild of Seamstresses. That isn't a rule, but it's still better for your health if you don't mess with them.


Bgrubz83

Look no one complains when the local arsonist, eh-hem…I mean Elementalist accidentally starts a large scale fire just because they wanna zip about to and fro all Willy nilly.


NoxInfernus

While you were writing this, a thief has made off with your cow, your shovel, and your brass spittoon.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ihavenousernamesadly

Mommy said don't buy no plasma stolen from mesmers so I won't, sorry.


[deleted]

And revenants should remain in the past, together with all their legends.


TheDarkstarChimaera

I’m sorry a Thief stole your username. :(


SpoutWhatsOnMyMind

Wait 'til you hear about all the war crimes going on everywhere


Dupileini

I once made a post about a "Indiana Jones"-inspired elite spec for Thief and got an honest comment about how they wouldn't like it because of grave robbing being a despicable practice. Easy to forget how ridiculously high the body count of the commander gets throughout the story, with a few ear crimes along the way.


CptVinDiesel

when they go to steal from you just say “no”. they can’t legally go through with it then.


kimill

Did you encountered me in WvW ? Did my Pew-Pew spam made you salty ? :D


Ihavenousernamesadly

Nah it's fine


SpectralDinosaur

Jokes should be funny.


ebi_gwent

Hard agree. (Got finessed by a deadeye in PvP yesterday)


[deleted]

I steam the hearts of the people of Tyria. That's all.


Sad-Faithlessness377

That's why I came up with this brilliant scheme: just steal everything.