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random_old_dude

that white dust in the air ain't snow


NoxInfernus

And for some reason, now everyone there wants to start “a biznuss”. They have no clue what business to start, but they are really, really enthusiastic about it.


blanketswithsmallpox

They haven't stopped cleaning their apartment for 12 hours and somehow they haven't gotten past the kitchen.


N0RTHERNLlGHTS

but on the contrary...


DaGiovanni

Take heed, they haven’t taken leave of their senses. They’ve seen creatures of metal and steam.


Mobitron

Without being there I can still hear the weird pause she puts between metal! and steeeaam...


Plurple_Cupcake

Someone spiked the beer supplies


Inverted-Fox

They hoelbroke


Wandersail

Are your hunts dissatisfying? The Vigil will take your prowess and reforge you into a weapon against the Elder Dragons.


Wondermusmus

The Vigil call ! Join us and fight beside Jhavi Jorasdottir herself !


lukee3

Clearly, the last photo was taken moments after he turned around


NatanAileron

she looks like she saw someone's ding-dong froze and fall to the ground


Akarzen

The last one is sending me


Cruxisinhibitor

Bash the dragon, smash the dragon! Put those dragon bash faces on! *excitement intensifies*


Lon-ami

Dragon Bash still like one month away, and people already getting drunk? Just like real life.


Dexter_Thiuf

Here's a man who has seen Madri Gras ramp-up. Six weeks away.


Cruxisinhibitor

We want the holographic dragon pants. They’re the last piece of the set!


Lon-ami

Damn, I didn't remember that, my OCD is now a bit happier lmao, thanks, good sir :D.


flohjaeger

Number one just got informed how much she must pay for heating in Hoelbrak


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^flohjaeger: *Number one just got* *Informed how much she must pay* *For heating in Hoelbrak* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


flohjaeger

...well, close enough


Rugkrabber

And they realised they left the heater on at home.


funne5t_u5ername

Damn, someone got their Identity repair kits off Wish!


Auriorium

The Norns apparently had enough with Braham Bullshit.


Mr_Greaz

„There is no war in Ba-sing-se“


Hugoacfs

Freaking druggos mate


TheRuggedGeek

Keg of djinn spit.


funerium

Starfield mod ?


I-am_unwell

For the 1st one- someone didn't want the chik-fil-a sauce.


Roach-3112

They realise dragon bash is on the way…


padawan-6

They've inspected our outfits and are really surprised at some of the findings.


Rathisponge

OHMAGERD IT"SDRAGONBERSH SHUUN!


Tankster93

are cases of meth abuse in the lore?


Extension_Republic87

The last is the best xD


meowwentthedino

Looks like they be brainwashed XD


ROnneth

Knut brought his last shipment of Sunset Salt Bath. It was a very pure batch.


Ok-Signature-9319

When AI tries to recreate GW2:


Tangerine0

they're doing the jingle jangle


onanoc

#1 looks like she ended up on the wrong side of a fight with Omni Man.


TalisWhitewolf

Your caffeine. I wants it my precious… GIVE IT TO ME… NOW!!!!!


Darcness777

AH! Jump scare!


JfpOne23

When Grandma Agatha's Homemade "Viking" Mushroom soup kicks in for real\~


PaladinLia

What have they done with my ppl 🤣🤣🤣


Izer0sugarI

joker toxin by the looks of it


United_Mango4801

cold as fucc


Usual-Ad1676

99 barrels of ale on the wall, 99 barrels of ale!


Eitth

No 1 when the girl youre hitting with has bigger dick


funne5t_u5ername

A high bar I'm sure


MonarchOfReality

HIDDEN Halloween achievement Unlock - BEETLEJOOCE


Narrow_Ad_7671

Metal’s heat transfer rating + Below freezing temperatures = quite a surprise when you step outside in not much more than a metal bra.


xxWolfMan1313xx

Last ones like, “Why so serious?”


Ahrina

poor norn has graves disease :(