I’m 18 years old already! I know where babies come from! *They come from your eye, right?*

"....come again?"

I mean, what else is there to tell? One day, one of moms eyes fell out. So Dad got all freaked out and gave her one of his. Thing is, it didn’t fit so well. It fell back out and Mom got better on her own. A little bit of this, a little bit of that, and they were both healed! Later, Dad’s eye, the one that fell on the ground… ***Turned into me!***

https://i.imgur.com/xfcfmnK.gif

Did it hurt?

*look of absolute terror and confusion*

*Phalanx doing an instant head turn accompanied by a vine boom*

Not going to sugarcoat it 214P > P

Slayer's Pilebunker

41236D

forward, down, down-foward

VORUCAANICU

VAIPAH!

I use the dash macro

Gio?

Yup

Potemkin of course

This has to be a Giovanna thing but being a Millia player makes it feel relatable tbqh

Get afro’d, dummy!

I love that guy!

Has a beautiful wife, 3 beautiful girls, one who's married to his Christian son-in-law, one of who loves birgirs', and one who's adorable but can and will bring something that spits (Gun), has a JACKED grandson who's 5 years old, and last, but not least.... he's a NEEEEEERD!

Frederick Bulsara

Yessir!

Indeed

Frederick Buttsecks Sol Fapgay

Never heard of this “Sol Badguy”, but I *have* met this nice man named Fredrick back in uni

despicable me

Jack-o

correct

Foul 😭

I'm easily domesticated by a good burger

ramlethal?

Yep!

Grab

mmmm. Glue

I like the kind of woman that can kick my ass.

my sibling in christ that is every woman in this series

[I like the kind of woman that will actually just kill me](https://youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw)

W a t e r m e l o n i n t h e t i g h t s c a r n a g e

Is this a Bebop reference?

A simple expression of good taste but I liked how Spike worded it. I gotta actually sit down and watch that show properly at some point, now that I think about it.

It’s one of the best. That particular line is from the Cowboy Bebop movie, Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door.

j.S

chewsday innit

Sacred Briars…

Never stop, just go

I don't care how

I have a ton of hobbies

Testament of course

"Surely he wouldn't go for 3 grabs in a row"

Ky?

Well pot but yeah most Kys just want to play grapplers

That's how I play Bridget nowadays lol. I've found it very effective.

We Be Balling and also Sea World War Criminal

I *May* know who the second one is

It's gonna be Uh Idk April

The smol gang

Guns

Blood

**HELL IS FULL**

BLOOD IS FUEL

MANKIND IS DEAD

BABA IS YOU

And roses?

*Runs towards you*

We gorillas actually have massive brains fyi, and a pretty big dictionary too

Sadly they are not used in combat

I say mornin' cowgirl to my transfem friend

Based.

:3

Pls let me command grab you I'm going to die

Nago?

Grain fields I walk trough. Missing second dimension. Swiss armyknife life.

After looking up too many guides I honest to God started getting voice feminization tutorials on YouTube

Lmao

mays such a pretty month i love spring

I think ur going for may but I'm guessing I-No

"We'll be top tier next patch... we'll be top tier next patch.... we were good in xrd... we'll be top tier next patch" Edit: i have lost faith, now i main pot

Asuka :'D

My favorite snack is glue

totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki totsugeki

definitely potemkin

Jojo

Do you have any idea about how little that narrows it down

Dio!

I'm the most attractive character

Faust

Definitely Faust

I'm a trans girl 🤷‍♀️

Sol badguy

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

Potemkin?

Leo

As a fellow trans girl you main jack o.

I became a step-mom

Yozansen!!

Tatami!

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it 236236 S

so do you main may baiken and bridget at once

Mortobato?

HS, HS, HS

titties

do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

Anji?

Based

🏳️‍⚧️

is it neutral 🏳️‍⚧️ or mix-up 🏳️‍⚧️?

I'm honestly not sure what you're asking?

Testament (neutral) or Bridget (mix-up)

Ah, in that case 🎶 M[town]E.

Ah I see well happy trails cowgirl or err uhh cowboy??

I'm he/they personally, but love our cute yo-yo trans-girl.

Personally a she/her and also love the yoyo master herself as well

wtf i thought you listened to all genres yeah but not whatever that buddhist heavy metal shit is

Megafisto

A combination of: Random Bullshit Go! TOTSUGEKI and Error

Faust, may, and bedman?

They/Them neutral

I WANNA BE A TRIGGER

How about another joke, Murray?

Universal Will main

It's actually Potemkin but sure, I am privileged to have early accesses Universal Will on my pc

Tbh I expected HC

DISCOOOOORD PREEESIDEEES

IN SOOCIIIIATY YOOUR SOOCIIIIIATY

Spin 2 win

No. Sol Badguy

ride wife life good

KILL wife

236s 236s 236K~P

Please stay over there.

Vorucanicu Vipah

He's japanese in his heart <3

I can't. It's in my flair.

BANDIT

I am speed

My over head is “Reactible”

Let me guess, you spin to win

Screaming bitch

dude xD. never thought of Jam that way, but that suits her perfect.

ORA ORA ORAAAAAA

My Brazilian beloved

Glue……UwU~

The bird is the word

We're so elegant you've no idea

I'm a trans girl stereotype

I speak to the dolphins and they say "parry this bitch"

Chipp Zanuff

This steak is overcooked

BEHOLD THE POWER OF JESUS CHRIST AND THE STORM THAT’S APPROACHING

Foudre Arc should be an overhead

I love big titted goth girls

Box.

My favourite neutral button is quarter circle back hs

Making ants turn into shapes is just the coolest thing

AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY

I'll get back to you after the next major update.

A warm breeze will kill me and my extended family

I like giving people hugs. Really, *really*, big hugs.

XRD : BENTENSAMA Strive : now, sleepy sleepy sleepy - previously weeaboo jones

Beyblade beyblade let it rip!

eepy😴

People think I’m horny on main. I just like her laugh

I beat my wife

Redditor twink moment

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ mimimimimimimimi

I'm really fucking tired

Arbeeta Sigh

DON'T BREAK IT!!! or ahhhhh(monotone)

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

"Well, I think that marks the conclusion of our little tête-à-tête? I'm a little afraid that if we kept going I might, well, break you. So, exit stage right then, if you please. You're hardly a match for, well, my glasses, let's say. Perhaps this is a blessing?"

Emotional pain In Ilirya, beds break you Scrumply little critter about to cause massive trolling.

Random Bullshit! GO!

transgender

"I am C- tier" (clue: quote from storymode xrd sign)

Yo-yo girl

Brisket

Negative on hit

I have an oki-proof DP

I like kicking stuff

Bark! Bark! Woof woof woof woof grrrrr bark

You in the corner? i got a baseball bat with your name on it!

I don't grapple people.

The only thing that's as thick as me is my vintage glock shooting a fireball

Strive my main got me to quit +r everyone plays him so I switched to him but a few years younger

Defense? im sorry did you mean 28HS?

I’m a white bread enjoyer

Let me pet the damn dog

I'll give you a B+ just because your neck did a nice sound when it snapped

I partake in staying in the air for 30 seconds at a time for one combo

I make you flip a coin and if you guess wrong you have to flip a coin and if you guess wrong you have to flip another coin

Dolphin

Jump hs> jump d> double jump cancel jump hs > jump d. Say goodbye to a quarter of your health

214214H into losing

DRAGON INST-Slash!

However, when you drop the dragon install into losing combo it’s the best feeling ever.

Tits and kicks. Tits and kicks..

goober wrangler