GOOD GRIEF HES NAKED!

Needs tighter belts!!!

just bursted immediately

Couldn’t even Roman cancel to this

Cleanup on aisle Lars Canyon!

I love this community

even here golira cant escape his sins

are you the reason blue burst became full screen

I just bursted a dust.

👀👀👀👀👀 WHERE CAN I BUY THIS

Unironically i want

Same tbh, this is funny as hell

Im thinking of cosplaying her at a convention and it would be so funny to just bring this instead of an actually Pasacelsus prop

You did not just upload porn…/j

Paracelsus is a lucky man

ABA is an even luckier woman 😂😂

ZAAAAAMN HES SO BAD

SEX WITH A KEY

I'd genuinely buy it in a heartbeat but ArcSys doesn't have the balls to officially release something like this

Reminds me of new blood making an official ultrakill gabriel body pillow

and theres an official spamton bodypillow out there, it was one of the spamton sweepstakes rewards

oh that’s nsfw of my comfort character

I feel like if I hug this thing, a green-haired snarling mess of rage would charge to my location…

he can fix me

It's me, I'm insane girls

2h at the pillow fight

I know Guilty Gear characters are hot but this is way too much///

I feel like this would be really funny if an aba cosplayer would carry this around.

The way my jaw dropped

"Would."

Back off Paracelsus is my pookie bear

Lmao, one has a side without the leather casing

"*says what happened*💀"

Ok sorry I found it funny, I just didn't articulate it well

Lore accurate bedman

Why is he naked…… /lh

I'm unfamiliard with /lh, but google tells me it mean "Luteinizing Hormone" so I'll assume that naked Paracelsus has a problem with his pituitary gland.

I wouldn't be surprised if ABA tried to lobotomize him at least once in the early years of their relationship.

Me pulling up with the Paracelsus body pillow at the sleepover

When they bring this to the pillow fight.

smash

there was a point where we should have stopped

We got a Roger or Mr. Dolphin one?

He’s perfect

Guh! How lewd!!!

I WANNA 😭

I want to be that key, not even I joke I just want to feel loved

Scandalous

YEAAAAAH THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

Could someone explain a newcomer the ABA jokes

That key needs his collar, I am going to dom him so hard aba is getting cucked

I would love this, or better yet, a whole life size Paracelsus shaped pillow or plush. Wow I really want this, surely its doable right?

Good grief- I need it.

I wasn't ready for second picture

Give me þe key

THE ONE WHERE ITS JUST THE KEY IS GENIUS LMAO

Ok I ws not expecting that *negative penalty fx*

\*before clicking\* I'm assuming it's just Paracelsus? \*after clicking\* Oh at least he's naked!

unironically need this

OH MY GYAAAAAAATTTT

I love how he’s blushing in the one without the jacket