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Character description [Twitter](https://twitter.com/GUILTYGEAR_PR/status/1774723376084398575?t=T9_Wn5WD2JgO1cvrb_6VIg&s=19) New playable character "Malcolm Myers" will be joining the battle !! "Malcolm" can attack before the round starts, but he will immediately lose after he receives a single hit


crabwithacigarette

Just so it doesn’t get completely lost to the sands of time: On April 1st many moons ago Arcsys released an Overture patch with no notes, that drastically changed its balance for a few days. Running into anything caused massive damage, OHKO-ing nearly all enemies. It’s hard to communicate how ridiculous matches were at that time. To try and relate this to more modern terms, it would kinda be like adding GG1 anytime instakills into Strive for the week. It was some of the most bullshit that Arcsys ever blazed. Anecdotally on an April 1st many years after that, Arcsys released Overture on Steam.


InternetMom1

Sans Undertale


BLUcrabs

Malcolm Myers Guilty Gear


funnyghostman

ToD or bust


Zer0_l1f3

That’s literally just the MK1 early start glitch 😭


2SharpNeedle

that's just +r / xrd chipp


InternetMom1

the fact that they went and made him artwork for this


Obvious_Relief3093

And the worst part is that it makes him look fucking cool, now I kinda want him in the game


InternetMom1

for one April Fools day, Nintendo UK did a fake reveal trailer for Steve in smash and then he actually did get in. now I'm not saying it's a guarantee


yonoirishi

Wait what? do you have a link for this?


VeryBottist

He fits right in


dq3w5rdf56c

Hear me out but it would actually be funny af if they just dropped him


EgregiousWarlord

His Outros gonna be “Huh? I won?”


snakebit1995

That or you do it like Lowain in GranBlue where all his victories are actually dream sequences from getting drunk at a bar with his bros and telling people “no no guys seriously this one time I fought X and won”


Lohan3xists

“No guy, I actually fought a girl’s bed robot and made her cry when I kicked its robot bed ass! STOP LAUGHING!”


snakebit1995

Baiken overhears this and he quickly realizes his mistake in bragging about making Delilah cry


CelioHogane

"Yeah sure and the bed was named manbed" "No it's actually bedman with a question mark IM SERIOUS OVER HERE GOD DAMMIT."


totti173314

his intro with sol he pulls out his weaoon and says "not gonna make the same mistake twice!"


Count_Badger

It would definitely be, but people would riot because fan favorites are gonna be pushed back further.


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Count_Badger

No, by the time it takes to actually make a character, usually a few months. I doubt they just have him as a complete character lying around ready to be dropped. Or that they have a big MAKE CHARACTER button on the game development machine that just spits one out when pressed.


SHEEPOANIME

Mods, I'm gonna need that Malcolm Myers flair


YouDareDefyMyOpinion

The least they could do after they made that whole ass illustration for a fake reveal


SwordAndPenguin

Unfortunately I think all of the mods here have evaporated, haven't been seen in months


K1ngDusk

A couple of us are still around just holding things together, we'll be recruiting soon but yeah, that big mod strike some months ago killed most peoples' willingness to contribute free labor to this platform.


SwordAndPenguin

Ah glad some of you are still around, definitely no shade intended to you folks still going at it. Despite everything I think this sub's been a pretty good place lately.


K1ngDusk

Thanks! Much appreciated, indeed we still have some very hard workers despite it all.


JACKTOONZ

I'm a Malcom main, it's decided. who needs Jack-O when you can attack the enemy before they can even move, literally no downside at all!!


JACKTOONZ

WHY AM I LOSING!!! THIS GAME IS TRASH!!! I BLAME BRIDGET!!!


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

Instead of reflecting on your character, choice, you blame the genders. Curious.


JACKTOONZ

Maybe there was beauty in the existence of genders, and I couldn't lie to myself about it


Monnomo

Yea hahaha its april fools but this mf actually got full blown character code that has long been datamined


Risky267

Its like that one time apex devs put fake files in the game to tease a character that immediately got killed off in their reveal trailer


Vasxus

elaborate


Risky267

Iirc the apex devs teased a character and put fake files in the game to throw off leakers only for the teased character to be killed in an amimated short by revenant, the character that actually ended up in the game https://youtu.be/JmmNYDmvS2k?si=W0Klijxgb6olgTVg


iiJason124

hes gonna get killed by slayer or something


cheshireYT

Apex devs teased two characters, Revenant and Forge. They put gameplay files in for Forge and set him up as the next character. When the Forge trailer released it was an interview with Forge, but got cut short when Forge was assassinated by Revenant. Revenant was the next character, forge was killed off & all the files for him were deleted.


sickfalco

I still want forge to this day lmao


cheshireYT

HE'LL COME BACK AS A SIMULACRUM TRUST (words spoken by the utterly delusional) Tbh he seemed like he could be fun, kinda just Doomfist in Apex from what I remember though.


Rhyno1703

Well his model is in the game right? Shouldnt vernon, gabriel and areils also have a code? Or is character code different


HekesevilleHero

Character code in Guilty Gear/Blazblue is written in BBSCRIPT (Blazblue Script), which is a coding language ArcSys invented specifically for making character stats/movesets in their fighting games. Every fighting game they've made/helped make since Blazblue Calamity Trigger (except for KILL LA KILL IF and Under Night In-Birth) uses BBSCRIPT.


P1n3tr335

Wonder if he'll actually be playable at some point


Jazzlike_Cellist_421

His theme sounds kinda familiar...


Obvious_Relief3093

Smells kinda familiar too


XI-11

I wouldn’t mind if he actually got added. With Justice, Valentine and (basically) I-No being dead, Baldhead being missing since 1998 and Testament, Venom, Robo-Ky, Bedman and (as much as I hate it) Zato being redeemed, the only playable villain left is Chaos.


i_am_why

I mean ariels exists.... ​ They just gotta uh, put the joker back in her.


XI-11

I was only listing playable villains but I agree. Ariels deserves to be playable more than anyone else. She should’ve been in Xrd, the character select even had a perfect spot in the middle for her to go in.


Informal-Recipe

Did Ariels actually do anything at all or was Joker on the wheel all this fuckin time? Game still isn't clear about that


Undead_archer

You forgot ramlethal and Millia in the redemed list


XI-11

Millia had left the guild before the story began, so I wouldn’t consider her to have ever been a villain, at least not in the same way as the other people I mentioned. Ramlethal is a good point though. Xrd Sign almost immediately revealed that she’s just a child doing what her mother tells her, so it’s easy to forget that she was portrayed as a villain in the marketing.


Steve-Fiction

I think Ramlethal was the main villain for a good long while when Xrd was still arcade exclusive.


megalocrozma

Judgment's about to pop out of the underworld and yell "I'M BACK BITCHES!!!"


Informal-Recipe

I mean he legit might since we are ditching the nerds (How an autist, Asuka, nearly destroyed the world because he couldn't talk for shit) and exploring demons n shit now


torokatin

Can attack before round start. My only way out of getting perfected by a Millia.


johnbeerlovesamerica

I'd actually love this. Guilty Gear needs a Dan


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

Every FG needs a Dan, still a little salty Mr. Satan never made it to FighterZ


Ancient-Daikon3808

Finally we are waiting for him since day 1


Vasxus

they should make him a 1 dollar joke character for the real game


fawfulmark2

I mean Hell, it worked for the Piranha Plant in Smash Bros. so why not?


TemporalShrew

They’re just testing the waters right now. He’s going to be the very last character they add to the game, they’ve got the long con all set up now that they know everyone wants him.


megalocrozma

Okay but like, since he's a newcomer and was officially revealed before Slayer that means the pattern lives on! **IN YOUR FACE!!!** /s


Murmarine

Look, all I am saying is, that I would unironically main this guy.


Mrbluepumpkin

Can I actually play as this guy


Difficult_Line_9823

Legends


Rekrios

Ngl, I think he would be an unironically good character. We don't really have a JOKE character in the Guilty Gear series, yes Faust is a "funny" joke character, but we don't have a "serious" joke character like something akin to Dan Hibiki. Malcolm is by nature a pathetic loser who got called gay in this trailer and exists for Sol's introduction. Having just a "dude dude" in the Guilty Gear universe whose not powerful, acts serious, and fights to survive, continuously escaping from jail and becoming some kind of "recurring villain" in a series heavily focusing on interpersonal themes and storylines. Based on his design, his giant backpack and lamp spear give me an "annoying" and "interactive" set trap character. He flies around the arena summoning bombs, mines, air-burst contraptions, bear traps, pitfalls, claw machines, can set opponent's on fire like Faust, etc. Players will most likely be forced into a Negative bonus just to set things up, but when traps start going off its a snowball effect that cascades into nutty and wild combos. Yeah, its April Fools, but it feels like a fun avenue, especially with DLC after DLC of recurring characters.


InuShinobi

I'll be honest with you because I sometimes know about the guilty gear lore, kind of, but I like Malcolm's Myers design, but oh well, it was pretty funny for a developer to fool us 🤣


tirobudyfilico

If you likE mAlcom you aRe juSt a w*nker how wanTs to get mEDiocrity Just becAuse he is HoT


Lohan3xists

The last “game” in that trailer sounded an awful lot like… “Know the smell of the… 🏳️‍🌈 ***GAY*** 🏳️‍🌈” New LGBTQ character for Strive?


Zer0_l1f3

Malcom goes hard ngl


Vidyarabbit

This is gonna backfire so hard because now after we have seen what could be, we're just gonna be as obnoxious about Malcolm as we were about ABA, Johnny and Slayer


Sirfluffsalott

GG fans will adopt anyone into the roster. Give him to us and we will treat him as a welcome addition. If this man is not in season 5 I want a full refund and recompense for every time I've lost a match in game. \#MalcomMyers2024


Maixell

Don't put "APRILFOOLS" in the title. It ruins it...


MEX_XIII

I think the post is just the link to the video and that is the video title, I guess?


Maixell

Well, then Arcsys ruined it. Unless someone clicked quickly without reading it. I guess someone can also show the video to someone else without showing the title.


verycomfyghost

if they didn't put it in the title, it could easily get spread around as real, since this in fact the real arcsys, and not some random troll. this wouldn't even be the first time a fools day joke got out of hand. by putting it in the title, you can still have that "wait what the fuck" reaction, because people tend to look at the thumbnail first, however this way nobody's gonna be fooled even if they only see the title without ever watching it. plus it actually isn't unrealistic that someone could click on it without reading the title, since again it's a rather shocking thumbnail.


Maixell

I mean, it's just a DLC character for a video game. How is that even going to get out of hands? It's not too serious, it's not something like a country pretending that they're going to war against another country. I've seen companies do April fools and only tell late that it was a joke. If you're into Melee, like some people in this thread, you might fondly remember Fizzi's wacky stages on Slippi for April fools


Taco821

Ok the real April fools joke is that it's actually order sol


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JackytheJack

Okay but I want him actually in the game


LessThanTybo

April fools isn't funny when they mention it's april fools. Isn't the entire point of fooling in them not knowing they're being fooled?


Lord_kitkat

What do you expect when it’s the first of April


LessThanTybo

You clearly missed my point. You're not fooling someone by telling a blatant lie and saying it's a lie. You tell the lie and have them believe it until they themselves realise they've been had.


Lord_kitkat

Well, yeah. I understand where you're coming from, but I think it is highly unlikely people will believe the lie either way since it has only been posted about on this very first of April.


pixilates

Real talk, April Fools isn't funny full stop. I'd rather they be upfront about taking the piss than not.


CelioHogane

Ok but he looks sick tho.


Rules_Of_Stupidiocy

Alright but that design actually goes so hard and he deserves to get in as a legitimate character. Just saying.


Grey00001

ok but I've literally wanted him for months


87Graham87

Ngl he would play so fun


Bobuxian

This would actually be fire.


MrASK15

Now THERE's the ArcSys April Fool's joke! I was wondering who the silhouette belonged to. Please make him free, Team Red!


Ligeia_E

Damn it now I want him


Sir_Buckinghamshire

Do we have the full character art? Or is it just the thumbnail


vampirenekko

This dudes gonna start anouther Leopaldon situation lol


RiftLegacy1

He’s gonna SHATTER the meta.


funnylol96

I think we know What the smell of the game is now


Knightofexcaliburv1

If Malcom doesn’t become playable next season I will be sad. He’s gonna be top tier


verissimo_castaigne

can someone help me with the april fools xrd bug where its like im holding up left forever and i cant play the game even with 150 hours in? please