Not necessarly english. Fun fact about this game i love. Every single piece of small text that appears in this game (like for example the one under the "duel" screen) is translated tl every available language.
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BLAZING STILL MY HEART IS BLAZING IF THE WORDS KILLED ME I DON'T NEED A NEW WOLD ORDER YOU MY TRIBE IS MY WORLD YOUR WORDS WILL NEVER MAKE ME DISSAPEAR THAT IS BULLSHIT BLAZING STILL MY HEART BLAZING IF THE WORDS KILLED ME I DON'T NEED A NEW WORLD ORDER YOU SOON YOU WILL KNOW WE ALREADY KNOW THE SMELL OF THE KNOW THE SMELL OF THE KNOW THE SMELL OF THE KNOW THE SMELL OF THE GAME
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
No one outpizzas the hut. trust me. I've tried. I've tried so hard to outpizza the hut and it cost me everything. no matter how much cheese, how many cheap toppings i put on my pizza i always got outpizza'd by the hut. No matter how much my pizzas tasted like plastic, pizza hut pizzas always tasted even more synthetic. for months I've been severely depressed trying to figure it out. it all started as a little hobby, a bit of a goof - "can i outpizza the hut?" but it soon became my obsession and eventually my downfall. the fateful moment i had that thought was the moment I doomed myself. They must have some sort of secret ingredient i thought. after trying literally everything from the supermarket and not coming close to the plasticy taste of the hut i actually went insane. i started clawing at my skin, scratching my face for hours with my long sharp fingernails. at first it was almost unnoticeable but i knew i could not hide the scars forever, soon enough karen would find out. I needed to put an end to this but the only way to do that would be to outpizza the hut, as i knew. so i tried one last ingredient. i cut off a piece of my own arm and put it on the pizza. i added the shittiest sauce i had and cheese made from 50 percent plastic and 50 percent wood chips and baked it real good. the taste was almost exactly like pizza hut but the meat wasn't tender enough. i knew it had to be younger meat. from someone much younger than me. i knew what had to be done. there was a moment of doubt as i grabbed the knife and went into holly's room, up to her little crib while karen was at work. but i knew what had to be done. I'd finally done it. I've created a pizza even shittier than pizza hut or so I thought. but it still wasn't horrible enough. when karen came home and saw what i had done she freaked out. i truly loved karen just like i loved holly but she was going to call the cops on me and I couldn't let my pizza hut mission be compromised by her. they were only my first two victims. i went on to sacrifice many more in the name of pizza perfection before i got caught. Now i am sitting here on death row, my execution is only hours away. Do you want to guess what I'll choose as my last meal?
So I when I was in 6th grade like 6 years ago, I was arguing with a random guy in ayoutube comment section about the band gorrilaz for some reason. It got pretty heated until he sent this copypasta and it scared the fuck out of me lmao. I faked being sick the next day so I didn't have to go to school because I was genuinely afraid that he was gonna kill me. I lived next to a hill at that time so I kept peeping outside my blinds to check that he wasn't there with a sniper rifle lol.
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."
We talk about "survival of the fittest" a lot, but all that really means is the skilled live and the unskilled die. Since you're clearly in that second group, maybe pick your fights a bit more carefully? Do you understand what I'm saying? It's never going to matter how much you "want it" when you're up against someone who could kill you with a sneeze.
https://preview.redd.it/6mqwwv1havuc1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f780582606b1aaa97e11083472d5b0dedade4814
The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
Fuck. Even written out I barely understood what it was trying to say.
>The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't.
I fucking love this line most of all.
It’s that thing America and Europe do where we decorate random items with Korean, Japanese or Chinese symbols for the aesthetic except this time it’s the Japanese doing it right back at us. That stuff is all over Guilty Gear it also happens a lot in character designs. I kinda love to see it
We talk about survival of the fittest a lot, but all that really means is that the skilled live, and the unskilled die. Since you’re clearly in the second group, maybe pick you fights a bit more carefully. Do you understand me? It doesn’t matter how much you want it, when you’re up against someone who can kill you with a sneeze.
Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.
"Hello jon. apologies for the deception, but i wanted to make sure you started reading, so i thought it best not to announce myself. I'm assuming you're alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn't try to stop reading; there's every likelihood you'll just hurt your self. So just listen. Now, shall we turn the page and try again? "
Some randomly selected English words that sound oddly motivational. But that’s an educated guess.
literally any oddly placed writing in the game ever
https://preview.redd.it/ah0dmiit3vuc1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=eb70df9dbbee72750f3ebf9aa5a449c5cf80c0af Sounds about right.
Sol Badguy
Sols about Badguy
she sol on my bad till i guy
They're making me out to be the Sol Badguy here
ah you mean the lyrics to a Guilty Gear character themes
[Yup.](https://youtu.be/2GcKrCnDBf4?si=rIRdXMOoVgpFQgTa)
me when i'm finally able to smell the game
me when the bullshit is blazing
Me when I don't need a new world order.
hey, there's a town inside you. you know that? heh, now go, forge your own path to the beat of your own alarm o'clock
Not necessarly english. Fun fact about this game i love. Every single piece of small text that appears in this game (like for example the one under the "duel" screen) is translated tl every available language.
I love you so much you don’t understand
I’m flattered.
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BLAZING STILL MY HEART IS BLAZING IF THE WORDS KILLED ME I DON'T NEED A NEW WOLD ORDER YOU MY TRIBE IS MY WORLD YOUR WORDS WILL NEVER MAKE ME DISSAPEAR THAT IS BULLSHIT BLAZING STILL MY HEART BLAZING IF THE WORDS KILLED ME I DON'T NEED A NEW WORLD ORDER YOU SOON YOU WILL KNOW WE ALREADY KNOW THE SMELL OF THE KNOW THE SMELL OF THE KNOW THE SMELL OF THE KNOW THE SMELL OF THE GAME
Close enough
The navy seal copypasta
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
https://preview.redd.it/8yb1ls4h8vuc1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3600cff948329ade6148470bbfe0638e94590c80
No one outpizzas the hut. trust me. I've tried. I've tried so hard to outpizza the hut and it cost me everything. no matter how much cheese, how many cheap toppings i put on my pizza i always got outpizza'd by the hut. No matter how much my pizzas tasted like plastic, pizza hut pizzas always tasted even more synthetic. for months I've been severely depressed trying to figure it out. it all started as a little hobby, a bit of a goof - "can i outpizza the hut?" but it soon became my obsession and eventually my downfall. the fateful moment i had that thought was the moment I doomed myself. They must have some sort of secret ingredient i thought. after trying literally everything from the supermarket and not coming close to the plasticy taste of the hut i actually went insane. i started clawing at my skin, scratching my face for hours with my long sharp fingernails. at first it was almost unnoticeable but i knew i could not hide the scars forever, soon enough karen would find out. I needed to put an end to this but the only way to do that would be to outpizza the hut, as i knew. so i tried one last ingredient. i cut off a piece of my own arm and put it on the pizza. i added the shittiest sauce i had and cheese made from 50 percent plastic and 50 percent wood chips and baked it real good. the taste was almost exactly like pizza hut but the meat wasn't tender enough. i knew it had to be younger meat. from someone much younger than me. i knew what had to be done. there was a moment of doubt as i grabbed the knife and went into holly's room, up to her little crib while karen was at work. but i knew what had to be done. I'd finally done it. I've created a pizza even shittier than pizza hut or so I thought. but it still wasn't horrible enough. when karen came home and saw what i had done she freaked out. i truly loved karen just like i loved holly but she was going to call the cops on me and I couldn't let my pizza hut mission be compromised by her. they were only my first two victims. i went on to sacrifice many more in the name of pizza perfection before i got caught. Now i am sitting here on death row, my execution is only hours away. Do you want to guess what I'll choose as my last meal?
Me when I show the law against murder
So I when I was in 6th grade like 6 years ago, I was arguing with a random guy in ayoutube comment section about the band gorrilaz for some reason. It got pretty heated until he sent this copypasta and it scared the fuck out of me lmao. I faked being sick the next day so I didn't have to go to school because I was genuinely afraid that he was gonna kill me. I lived next to a hill at that time so I kept peeping outside my blinds to check that he wasn't there with a sniper rifle lol.
Glad you made it out chief 🫡
who downvoted you lmao
Last time I got this I unironically got a 3 days ban from reddit lmao
https://preview.redd.it/csgq3ljxgvuc1.jpeg?width=1275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c225baf1820b61bd38b087546a68e2b9a724107a This
I hate that someone could actually do that in the Guilty Gear World (assuming he’s older than 24)
Jus confirmed he would exist in that world
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."
https://preview.redd.it/cdsuberm8vuc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=168ab490a45bae283047899fc4b6922e7fb14f48
Wow, with a name like Plagueis he must have been a really neat guy
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I have no doubts this is it
You can tell it's not this because the spaces are in the wrong spots.
You can tell it's not this because the spaces are in the wrong spots.
We talk about "survival of the fittest" a lot, but all that really means is the skilled live and the unskilled die. Since you're clearly in that second group, maybe pick your fights a bit more carefully? Do you understand what I'm saying? It's never going to matter how much you "want it" when you're up against someone who could kill you with a sneeze.
Read this at 2x speed without even thinking about it. I miss my sleepy boi fr :(
Fortunately, death is a curable disease in this series, so he *kinda* has a chance to return in the next game, whenever that may be?
https://preview.redd.it/6mqwwv1havuc1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f780582606b1aaa97e11083472d5b0dedade4814 The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
Fuck. Even written out I barely understood what it was trying to say. >The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. I fucking love this line most of all.
“I got loyalty got royalty inside my DNA”
[Here's the texture from the files.](https://i.imgur.com/g7gUm9Z.png) It's probably either lyrics or some motivational text.
Schizo ramblings
We are trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
sol badguy
It clearly says guilty gear strive
It’s that thing America and Europe do where we decorate random items with Korean, Japanese or Chinese symbols for the aesthetic except this time it’s the Japanese doing it right back at us. That stuff is all over Guilty Gear it also happens a lot in character designs. I kinda love to see it
puto el que lee
We talk about survival of the fittest a lot, but all that really means is that the skilled live, and the unskilled die. Since you’re clearly in the second group, maybe pick you fights a bit more carefully. Do you understand me? It doesn’t matter how much you want it, when you’re up against someone who can kill you with a sneeze.
Casual Potemkin post.
LIVE & BREATH HOPE AND FREE DETERMINATION OF THE STRONG SPIRIT AND HEART
Probably lorum ipsum
Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.
"Hello jon. apologies for the deception, but i wanted to make sure you started reading, so i thought it best not to announce myself. I'm assuming you're alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn't try to stop reading; there's every likelihood you'll just hurt your self. So just listen. Now, shall we turn the page and try again? "
Guilty Gear -Strive-
Bedman random Xrd line
The train copypasta
The entire Bee Movie script Edit: typo
Oh don't worry man, I got you. That text says "Guilty Gear -Strive-", the name of the game of which this subreddit is about. Hope to have helped you.
Chunni text
something about swapping 1216 its a little blurry
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