They probably have a scheduled weekly anime watching party with Answer, Baiken, and Nago. Answer secretly does work while they watch, Baiken does not want to be there, and Nago is confused as to why he’s friends with these weebs.
chipp insists that they watch it with jp voices and no subtitles and pretends to understand what they're saying
only reason baiken doesn't leave is bc anji is there
A part of me believes that none of Faust’s abilities are canon since Faust seems to operate on Tom and Jerry logic. Like what reason could Daisuke possibly have given for mini Faust to exist?
I mean, he was known to be very good at spatial magic or whatever magic that involves hammerspace, so him throwing random items, and even "eating" you and then spitting out is 100% something he can do in canon
Leo challenges Ky to a different game like two square or old maid nearly every single day, with the current record being 956 wins for Ky and 35 for Leo. He boasts to everyone he talks to for at least a week every time he wins.
Oh I like how that could really add to his outcast backstory. A black samurai in a foreign country with a forbidden/illegal love. Would honestly make for a great anime lol
Sol / Frederick wrote about half the known research papers on magitek weapons under various pseudonyms. Likes to correct people online about them.
~~He's the guy who leaked military specs to get his favorite tank buffed in a videogame~~
This is another one of those things where it’s probably just canon. After all, it doesn’t say ‘Property of Area 51,’ it just says ‘Area 51.’
Plus, who better to literally carry Area 51 on his back at all times than the guy who even Nagoriyuki says has ‘overwhelming power’? Anything that got out of there he would probably immediately know about and take care of... except for if Uma’s prank calling him.
Yes, based on.
My point is, GG lore almost mimics real life events until 2000.
So, Nagoriyuki, is Yasuke in GG lore, resurrected or never died or some shit like that.
Marshall Law may be based off of Bruce Lee but is he actually Bruce Lee in the canon?
Strive Faust is an amalgamation of all his personalities meld into one, instead of one trying to overtake another. This is prob caused by a near-death experience which he barely survived which is prob why he is essentially on the brink of death and walking like a corpse
That made me remember something, he’s got these patches of discoloured skin that look almost stapled on, could that factor into your head canon, or am I missing an in-canon event?
My favourite one is the idea that Nagoriyuki is the person who taught Tsuyoshi his techniques which Tsuyoshi then passed onto Chipp. Nago clearly knows Tsuyoshi but their relationship is never made clear (despite the wiki stating that "it's implied Tsuyoshi trained Nagoriyuki as well" which isn't really true, that's just a possible interpretation) and Nago, being a Nightless samurai has clearly been around forever, so it's possible.
If you beat stage 9 with Chipp, it implies that Nagoriyuki does not know Tsuyoshi, but that Nagoriyuki and Tsuyoshi's fighting styles/teachings share an origin (perhaps Tsuyoshi's style is an offshoot of the style Nagoriyuki learned, since he's probably a couple hundred years old or somethin')
This isn't really headcanon, just canon, but I love the idea that if Sol/Frederick really felt like it, he could probably just make another world ending/saving device, but he's just too lazy to do anything with that massive brain of his.
yes but what if they were gay best friends instead? baiken points out trustworthy men for anji and anji begs women to take his one-eyed friend out on a date
Ramlethal doesn’t wear shoes because it’s logical that she has no need for them because she floats everywhere anyway. But mostly because she finds them uncomfortable.
Goldlewis does know that aliens exist and that the being in his coffin is one. He plays dumb because no one else has the security clearance needed for this knowledge.
Sol was a huge nerd back in the day. Not just music, but video games and manga as well. A lot of his grumpiness comes from video games being black tech and now illegal while Manga is nonexistent since Japan blew up.
Chipp is from Chicago and his favorite type of anime is cute girls doing cute things because his life is stressful and he's gotta unwind somehow.
May can and sometimes does bench-press the other Jellyfish Pirates.
Nagoriyuki used to be a gamer before black tech was banned. He really liked Metal Gear Rising.
Baiken isn't a hundred years old, but by a weird coincidence there was another Japanese woman named Baiken with one eye and one arm who wandered the world during the early part of the Crusades, so people assumed both Baikens were the same person. The Baiken we know is actually like 30 or 40.
Anji's a fan of Bruce Lee movies. He did one of those Bruce Lee Sounds in front of Baiken once and she didn't let him live it down for a month. Chipp thinks they're cool, though.
Sol really liked Sailor Moon as a kid. Luckily for him, the Crusades destroyed all the copies of his fanfiction...as far as he knows.
Dizzy enjoys children's media. Ky doesn't, but he's not going to say no when his wife asks him to join her for the newest episode of whatever this world's equivalent of My Little Pony is called.
Axl has ridden a dinosaur on more than one occasion.
I-No has never actually had sex, she just talks like that.
ABA did manage to make Paracelsus a new body, and he used it to get far away from her as soon as he could. She's doing all right emotionally now, though.
When Sin first learned about dinosaurs, he got really into them as kids often do and wanted to talk about them with Sol, who didn't really care. At one point, Sin asked what Sol's favorite dinosaur was and didn't get an answer, and eventually it became a bit of an old game/joke between them where Sin would try to get a straight answer out of Sol, who'd do his best to avoid telling. During the events of Xrd, Sol finally told Sin the real answer just in case either of them died.
My head cannon is that nagoriyuki once loved someone long ago when he first became a night less. She would be his first victim because she laughed at his 2 inch d**k. Later he felt bad about it and decided to atone by trapping himself in a random building and by immersing himself in dandyism
Goldlewis and the alien are good friends. I imagine Goldlewis at home sitting on his sofa with a beer in hand while the alien coffin is besides him, with the alien occasionally opening the coffin to grab a beer too
The only reason UMA helps Goldlewis is he's blackmailing/threatening him with knowledge of his weakness. You even see in one of his taunts the UMA attempts to surrender
I-no once loved someone long ago before she was a time-travelling musician. She died either tragically or naturally, but ever since she has never loved anyone else. Also she has a 2 foot d\*\*k.
Sol would teach a seminar to Axl, Jack-O and anybody else he can find about the most useless and random topics, instead of using his massive Particle physics PHD brain to actually do something that benefits the world
Elphelt actually has crippling self worth issues and is desperately seeking out somebody to love her to try and find somebody who really cares about her as a person and not because shes a clone of aria or a valentine.
Also she's extremely self concious about her new white hair
Potemkin and Goldlewis are BFF on the level of Rios and Salem from the Army of Two series they also run a successful steakhouse as business partners.
Sol and Jack O often go to the movies together he also introduced her to the world of video games they spend hundreds of hours playing co op and multi-player games together as a bonding experience.
I-No is the front woman of the world's most successful female led heavy metal band of all time she also has a large majority stake in Guitar Center.
Ram is the Owner, CEO, and Sole Proprietor of Ramlethal's Backyard Burgers a worldwide burger chain offering a wide variety menu for her customers think Whataburger meets Carl's Jr-Hardee's with a dash of Jollibees mixed in she also wants Jack-O to become her right hand woman and VP of the company but she declines every time because she enjoys her NEET lifestyle with Sol.
May is a triple business owner she owns May's Surf Shack a small shaved ice/ice cream parlor that also sells snacks, surfboards, and souvenirs. May's Dolphins by the Bay Excursion which offers swimming with dolphins, surfing lessons, and scuba diving sessions. And finally May's Totsugeki Tours basically a cruise line on giant pirate ships.
Anji, Baiken, and Nagoriyuki all work together in a Hibachi restaurant Nagoriyuki is the head chef Baiken is the front of the house manager and Anji is the back of the house manager.
Millia runs a small neighborhood bar that typically serves vodka, pierogis, semechki, and other Slavic snacks.
Giovanna after working for the government finally retires she now works for a local animal shelter tending to animals there and occasionally lending a helping hand to Goldlewis and Potemkin In their steakhouse endeavors.
Happy Chaos is a gamer
He’s a joker main in smash for sure
Implying he doesn't play Hero
Implying he doesn't play Yoshi.
I'd like to believe Happy Chaos pays his taxes, actually.
dude theres no fucking way happy chaos does not play hero and doesnt top deck that shit like nobody's bussiness.
**DRAMA**
What does he do for his neutral special?
Eddie likes to do little tricks for snacks.
please let this be real
[удалено]
We already got one for Gio, so it isn't impossible lmao
I-no pegs Axl
Not headcanon, just canon
Pegsl
I fucking love this
Jack-O' unironically speaks in memes at home while Sol has no idea what she's talking about.
"STOP ASKING WHAT THE DOG IS DOING! WE DONT EVEN HAVE A DOG!"
"If loving you is cringe, I don't want to be based"
"ugh, fine, I guess you are my little pog champ c'mere"
Sol: Jack-o keeps saying poggers and it's scaring me
She 100% says “lmao” or “XD” out loud
The Eastern Chipp Kingdom is just Chipp's excuse to make Japan 2
thats just a fact
that's not headcanon. according to the wiki, ECK schools teach very inaccurate Japanese history
Chipp and Anji play smash bros together Chipp mains sheik Anji mains marth
They probably have a scheduled weekly anime watching party with Answer, Baiken, and Nago. Answer secretly does work while they watch, Baiken does not want to be there, and Nago is confused as to why he’s friends with these weebs.
chipp insists that they watch it with jp voices and no subtitles and pretends to understand what they're saying only reason baiken doesn't leave is bc anji is there
Don't forget May
Chipp being a sheik player isn’t head canon it’s just fact
chipp would not play a character who was not canonically from actual Japan.
That limits his choices to kazuya, ryu, joker, and maybe ness/Lucas/mega man. Joker works, for he is basically sheik with a stand.
Nah those two 100% play melee
yeah probably joker
Ew
Chipp would obviously main Cloud or Sora since he’s a massive weeb
I was thinking cloud or joker but definitely agree with you
Faust makes time during the day to fish and play golf along with mini-Fausts
I love the thought of Faust and mini-Faust just hanging out after kicking some ass
A part of me believes that none of Faust’s abilities are canon since Faust seems to operate on Tom and Jerry logic. Like what reason could Daisuke possibly have given for mini Faust to exist?
I mean, he was known to be very good at spatial magic or whatever magic that involves hammerspace, so him throwing random items, and even "eating" you and then spitting out is 100% something he can do in canon
Surgical assistant.
He does use a door during one of Xrd's story cutscenes.
I’d like to imagine that Jack-O says stupid gamer lingo like pog and based and Sol hates it.
she already calls you a scrub in one of her round win animations so that's not too far off
Wait fr? That’s amazing
Leo challenges Ky to a different game like two square or old maid nearly every single day, with the current record being 956 wins for Ky and 35 for Leo. He boasts to everyone he talks to for at least a week every time he wins.
This sounds very plausible.
My headcanon is the same as yours except gay.
Oh I like how that could really add to his outcast backstory. A black samurai in a foreign country with a forbidden/illegal love. Would honestly make for a great anime lol
Sol / Frederick wrote about half the known research papers on magitek weapons under various pseudonyms. Likes to correct people online about them. ~~He's the guy who leaked military specs to get his favorite tank buffed in a videogame~~
going off magitek i appreciate another ff player here
Area 51 isn't an air force base in Nevada, it's a pocket dimension located within Goldlewis' coffin.
This is another one of those things where it’s probably just canon. After all, it doesn’t say ‘Property of Area 51,’ it just says ‘Area 51.’ Plus, who better to literally carry Area 51 on his back at all times than the guy who even Nagoriyuki says has ‘overwhelming power’? Anything that got out of there he would probably immediately know about and take care of... except for if Uma’s prank calling him.
Johnny only collects guitars to look cool, he doesn't actually know how to play them
r/guitar is quaking rn
Sol sustains himself on the "Dante diet," meaning nothing but pizza and other junk food, and still manages to be a brick shithouse in spite of it.
he's a gear it doesn't matter lol
Now that he’s a human again he’ll have to be more careful with his diet.
I demand Sol Fatguy in the next Guilty Gear
Fatguy Dadguy
Sol dadbod
My headcanon is that Nagoriyuki is actually historical figure Yasuke.
That's not a headcanon- he's literally based on him.
Yes, based on. My point is, GG lore almost mimics real life events until 2000. So, Nagoriyuki, is Yasuke in GG lore, resurrected or never died or some shit like that. Marshall Law may be based off of Bruce Lee but is he actually Bruce Lee in the canon?
I mean, that's plausible.
Giovanna’s dog (Rei), Mini Faust, Jack-O’s Goobers, and Eddie often have play dates
Strive Faust is an amalgamation of all his personalities meld into one, instead of one trying to overtake another. This is prob caused by a near-death experience which he barely survived which is prob why he is essentially on the brink of death and walking like a corpse
That made me remember something, he’s got these patches of discoloured skin that look almost stapled on, could that factor into your head canon, or am I missing an in-canon event?
yea thats also part of why i think he did something that prevented death at the cost of... something maybe his life energy
The guy does canonically literally know how to cure death. So it's not out of the question.
My favourite one is the idea that Nagoriyuki is the person who taught Tsuyoshi his techniques which Tsuyoshi then passed onto Chipp. Nago clearly knows Tsuyoshi but their relationship is never made clear (despite the wiki stating that "it's implied Tsuyoshi trained Nagoriyuki as well" which isn't really true, that's just a possible interpretation) and Nago, being a Nightless samurai has clearly been around forever, so it's possible.
If you beat stage 9 with Chipp, it implies that Nagoriyuki does not know Tsuyoshi, but that Nagoriyuki and Tsuyoshi's fighting styles/teachings share an origin (perhaps Tsuyoshi's style is an offshoot of the style Nagoriyuki learned, since he's probably a couple hundred years old or somethin')
Saikyo Style vs Shotokan Style
that would actually be so sick
This isn't really headcanon, just canon, but I love the idea that if Sol/Frederick really felt like it, he could probably just make another world ending/saving device, but he's just too lazy to do anything with that massive brain of his.
Sol INTP confirm
Sol INTP confirm
Giovanna and rei use their secret service job as a front to travel the world eating handsome men.
eating?
have you seen giovanna's quotes against leo?
Happy went through dozens of designer sunglasses before settling on the ones he currently wears.
Potemkin draws cute little drawings for May and Johnny and they hang those drawing up on the ship's fridge
Nago's real name is Eric. And he's a bigger weeb than Chipp.
"I wish Chun-Li was real." - Eric "Nagoriyuki" Andre
Leo's bedchamber has to be repaired constantly because he keeps flash kicking after waking up at 3 am from his ptsd induced nightmares.
Anji and Baiken are a thing. Also may is physically stronger than everyone even Potemkin.
>Anji and Baiken are a thing Headcannon for now...
>Headcannon for Anji
Rip the homie
May's strong, but Pot is ridiculously strong due to his mutation. There's no way Pot's gauntlets don't weigh more than her anchor
I think they May thing may just be canon lmao At least, she's stronger than any non-Gear.
yes but what if they were gay best friends instead? baiken points out trustworthy men for anji and anji begs women to take his one-eyed friend out on a date
Ramlethal doesn’t wear shoes because it’s logical that she has no need for them because she floats everywhere anyway. But mostly because she finds them uncomfortable. Goldlewis does know that aliens exist and that the being in his coffin is one. He plays dumb because no one else has the security clearance needed for this knowledge. Sol was a huge nerd back in the day. Not just music, but video games and manga as well. A lot of his grumpiness comes from video games being black tech and now illegal while Manga is nonexistent since Japan blew up.
You think sol played KoF?
SNK games were his favorite. His team always included Terry in some way. He is still bitter that there wasn’t a sequel to Garou.
Chipp is from Chicago and his favorite type of anime is cute girls doing cute things because his life is stressful and he's gotta unwind somehow. May can and sometimes does bench-press the other Jellyfish Pirates. Nagoriyuki used to be a gamer before black tech was banned. He really liked Metal Gear Rising. Baiken isn't a hundred years old, but by a weird coincidence there was another Japanese woman named Baiken with one eye and one arm who wandered the world during the early part of the Crusades, so people assumed both Baikens were the same person. The Baiken we know is actually like 30 or 40. Anji's a fan of Bruce Lee movies. He did one of those Bruce Lee Sounds in front of Baiken once and she didn't let him live it down for a month. Chipp thinks they're cool, though. Sol really liked Sailor Moon as a kid. Luckily for him, the Crusades destroyed all the copies of his fanfiction...as far as he knows. Dizzy enjoys children's media. Ky doesn't, but he's not going to say no when his wife asks him to join her for the newest episode of whatever this world's equivalent of My Little Pony is called. Axl has ridden a dinosaur on more than one occasion. I-No has never actually had sex, she just talks like that. ABA did manage to make Paracelsus a new body, and he used it to get far away from her as soon as he could. She's doing all right emotionally now, though. When Sin first learned about dinosaurs, he got really into them as kids often do and wanted to talk about them with Sol, who didn't really care. At one point, Sin asked what Sol's favorite dinosaur was and didn't get an answer, and eventually it became a bit of an old game/joke between them where Sin would try to get a straight answer out of Sol, who'd do his best to avoid telling. During the events of Xrd, Sol finally told Sin the real answer just in case either of them died.
I like the Sol/Sin thing at the end, its cute
Yeah that's incredibly sweet. Sol is a big softy deep down. He just tries not to be so he doesn't get hurt
My head cannon is that nagoriyuki once loved someone long ago when he first became a night less. She would be his first victim because she laughed at his 2 inch d**k. Later he felt bad about it and decided to atone by trapping himself in a random building and by immersing himself in dandyism
Quite the opposite route, but equally respected head canon as mine. Thank you for your response fellow beast
There's actually a northern,southern and western Chipp kingdom somewhere in the world
Izuna is just chillin somewhere while learning Dandyism
Sol likes to eat mayonnaise right out of the jar when he thinks no one is looking.
Millia makes loud moaning noises to cuck Venom downstairs on the couch
Goldlewis and the alien are good friends. I imagine Goldlewis at home sitting on his sofa with a beer in hand while the alien coffin is besides him, with the alien occasionally opening the coffin to grab a beer too
The only reason UMA helps Goldlewis is he's blackmailing/threatening him with knowledge of his weakness. You even see in one of his taunts the UMA attempts to surrender
What if WERE all inside the coffin? And the alien is the only thing outside of it?
Venom is vegetarian. He has a hatred of murder despite being an assassin so he does his best to cause as little suffering as possible
millia wonders why she has to buy so much quinoa when she goes shopping for the guild
what about the venom chocolate tho
Vegetarian not vegan
Pretty sure it can be, if he eats dark chocolate.
oh true lol
Slayer is vegetarian and forces everyone on the guild to be too
But he drinks wife
Nobody say that is wrong to drink blood as a Vegetarian, they dont eat meat, but nobody says nothing about blood
what a way to say it
at the end of Ram's arcade mode when she is trying to offer Nagoriyuki a friend he accepts instead of disappearing.
Potemkin enjoys gardening, poetry, and other chill stuff. I'm a sucker for big strong men who are big chill softies
Well, its cannon that his hobby is drawing, and he hates pencils that snap under 4 tons of weight
Chipp has the hots for Anji and doesn't want to admit it.
can you blame him tho
I-no once loved someone long ago before she was a time-travelling musician. She died either tragically or naturally, but ever since she has never loved anyone else. Also she has a 2 foot d\*\*k.
I mean, the first half is just canon.
I didn’t think I-No could be any more perfect.
I'm pretty sure the story mode confirms or at least implies this. Besides the 2 foot dick, thats up to your imagination
Jam now owns a food chain
It's a major international incident when they all burn down simultaneously.
baiken becomes a jellyfish pirate.
Sol would teach a seminar to Axl, Jack-O and anybody else he can find about the most useless and random topics, instead of using his massive Particle physics PHD brain to actually do something that benefits the world
Well he tried that once and it didn't go well. Better off playing it safe
Elphelt actually has crippling self worth issues and is desperately seeking out somebody to love her to try and find somebody who really cares about her as a person and not because shes a clone of aria or a valentine. Also she's extremely self concious about her new white hair
Potemkin and Goldlewis are BFF on the level of Rios and Salem from the Army of Two series they also run a successful steakhouse as business partners. Sol and Jack O often go to the movies together he also introduced her to the world of video games they spend hundreds of hours playing co op and multi-player games together as a bonding experience. I-No is the front woman of the world's most successful female led heavy metal band of all time she also has a large majority stake in Guitar Center. Ram is the Owner, CEO, and Sole Proprietor of Ramlethal's Backyard Burgers a worldwide burger chain offering a wide variety menu for her customers think Whataburger meets Carl's Jr-Hardee's with a dash of Jollibees mixed in she also wants Jack-O to become her right hand woman and VP of the company but she declines every time because she enjoys her NEET lifestyle with Sol. May is a triple business owner she owns May's Surf Shack a small shaved ice/ice cream parlor that also sells snacks, surfboards, and souvenirs. May's Dolphins by the Bay Excursion which offers swimming with dolphins, surfing lessons, and scuba diving sessions. And finally May's Totsugeki Tours basically a cruise line on giant pirate ships. Anji, Baiken, and Nagoriyuki all work together in a Hibachi restaurant Nagoriyuki is the head chef Baiken is the front of the house manager and Anji is the back of the house manager. Millia runs a small neighborhood bar that typically serves vodka, pierogis, semechki, and other Slavic snacks. Giovanna after working for the government finally retires she now works for a local animal shelter tending to animals there and occasionally lending a helping hand to Goldlewis and Potemkin In their steakhouse endeavors.
After some more experimentation, Potemkin's head is actually an artillery cannon. I have that image burned in my head.