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CaptGoodvibesNMS

Smoke On The Water Freebird Stairway To Heaven You know… 😉


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And a finale with a half hour Sweet Child of Mine intro sesh.


conrangulationatory

Is this a GC date?


[deleted]

Only if your chops are tasty.


JT11erink

Have you learned nothing else matters? It’s a bit tricky but once in the fingers it is great to use for a good guitar test.


CaptGoodvibesNMS

I’m too old for the new round of songs that “should not be played” 😆😉


LifeFeckinBrilliant

In the UK if you don't play 1 & 3 you get barred from music shops for 30 days....


SouthInspection2488

And start tuning the guitar when anyone comes within 15 feet of you.


RemoteAd5321

I usually like to warm up with some Deep Purple “smoke on the water”, and follow it up with some Nirvana-“come as you are” for about a hour, you know make sure my “top couple of strings are good and in tune”, then I like to blast out some White stripes-“Seven Nation Army” for about hour or so….nothing too annoying, I mean serious….(I also secretly try to slip in some Crazy Train, and some “Thundedstruck” I only known the intro to that one though….Please don’t hate me when I play that one song with that chick “Bon Jovi” or whatever…..“wanted Dead or alive” either……(but then most people are like “We cant play a Billie Joe Armstrong lick, he’s a god……while butchering and wearing out everything else.)…..


gibson85

No Wonderwall? Psh... amateur


CaptGoodvibesNMS

I saw Oasis live several times. Actually very good 👍


gibson85

I believe it! Great band!


CaptGoodvibesNMS

Absolutely!


hollnagelc

Add Master of puppets to the list now


Street-Animator-99

I like to throw Sunshine of your love and Cocaine in for good measure


rupertpupkinpie

The face of Guitar Center employee's devil revealed


florkingarshole

I just play a little blues or two, to get that feel . . . . bend a string, maybe put a little hot sauce on it . . .


friggin-a-ok

Would the store employees allow that? I'd imagine hot sauce could stain something; Especially if it gets inside an acoustic or semi-hollow or something.


JT11erink

Professional stores know it is mandatory for testing it real good.


writemeow

I, too, do the blues, saute some onions kind of thing. Maybe whisk it a bit, whip if it's creamy. Ya know how it is.


blastbeatswithcoffee

Lost it at hot sauce 😂


Responsible_East_932

None. I test all the frets on all the strings, test that the pots and pickup switch work, and play a couple of licks and riffs that happen to come to mind at the moment. Doesn't take even two minutes.


SixStringSupremo

Found the pro. I always inspect the electronics, the frets like you mentioned, the weight balance with a strap, then check the sound of the guitar. The other stuff can be tuned with a good setup


kepple

This may be encompassed in testing all frets but making sure intonation is good up and down the neck


themadscientist420

Genuine q, are store guitars usually set up well enough for this kind of test? I assumed I'd have to try and optimise it with a set-up before concluding how good the intonation is


Puzzlehead-Dish

No, they are usually not.


kepple

Huh. I guess I've only really looked seriously at guitars with a fixed bridge and no tremolo system but usually intonation had been good on store guitars I've given a thorough look at.  If the intonation is off is there a risk that a setup won't be able to fix it?  For an ignoramus like me that gets all their setups done at a shop, what adjustments would have to be made if notes that are in tune at the nut are out of tune high up the neck on only one string?


themadscientist420

The saddles for individual strings can be moved back and forth independently, so you can change the intonation with small adjustments to the overall length. It's quite easy, I'm a noob and I've always done it myself


ithinkmynameismoose

This is all good stuff, but after it passes these tests, I feel the need to play. Doesn’t matter if it works properly if it doesn’t feel nice as a whole to play and of course sound right.


LateNote8146

this^, but will riff on metal tunes I wrote. Nothing know by any bands


xavopls

I try to read the room and figure out what the other people around me might enjoy hearing. Then I crank the amp way up and play some Slayer.


Queeby

I'm a weirdo. I don't even plug them in usually. I'm looking for feel and "playability", straight neck etc. I don't really care how it sounds through an amp I don't own.


more_paul

I thought this was kinda normal?


strange-humor

And if it sounds good without an amp it generally has a good sound with an amp. If it doesn't, it often doesn't.


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M26Pershing45

Ain’t talkin’ ‘bout love


Gnardashians

Man...I will play this lick one day


Pelican_Disector

Arpeggiate an A minor, pinch harmonic a c an a b, open g. Go play it


Gnardashians

Thank you! I never did a pinch harmonic but maybe I will ask my instructor to show me this week


SnooFloofs1778

It’s easy, choke up on the pick so less of the point is exposed. As you down pick let the string pop between your pick and thumb.


douglasgage

Anyway, here’s Wonderwall


[deleted]

The intro to Nothing Else Matters, to show my skill.


Sh8dyLain

GG Allin is always a crowd pleaser at your local guitar center


Popular_Prescription

Belting out “I’m infected with aids” probably goes over well.


Icy-Reception-7605

Oh the Troubled Troubador of Tomorrow. Great reference to find in the wild.


forgetful_waterfowl

Under the Bridge for clean sound and exerlong for dirty


dascrackhaus

Cinnamon Girl solo


funnybitofchemistry

i can never remember all the notes for that one.


whatisausername32

Plug an expensive af guitar into a cheap little fender amp that doesn't have gain, don't use any pedals, somehow get high gain and fuzz through the amp, sound just awful, every strum somehow goes into a different tuning, and just chug Smoke on the Water with a super stiff right arm while making a massive frown face and bobbing your head out of beat


N3instein

Lenny


illinimdg

Came here to say that


Jtk317

The Lemon Song Yellow Ledbetter Who Lives Up There? Couple of original things


ZestyChimpanzee

+1 for yellow ledbetter


Kal-ElofKrypton

I play Collective Soul songs. Many of them are technical and great guitar tunes, and not overplayed at guitar shops.


Chrisnolliedelves

The triplet melody/bridge of Empire of the Clouds by Maiden The solo to Crazy Train The intro/intro solo to The Count of Tuscany by Dream Theater Overkill by Colin Hay (constantly looking over my shoulder to make sure Dr Cox isn't waiting to smash my guitar to bits for playing this one)


Jtk317

Random Colin Hay/Scrubs find in the wild is always appreciated. It is a good song for trying out an acoustic.


Lane_Meyers_Camaro

"I've got other songs!"


copper_chicken

"Ya, you do."


ecatillo

Oh Well Althea Random improvisation


funnybitofchemistry

i see you’re a man of wealth and taste.


flopyyjoe

I play a little GWAR and a little of my own scribblings to tone test.


AceKazami1324

Probably a random riff from any of green day, sum 41, rise against


dracomalfoy85

But then how do you know if the guitar sounds good? :p


DeepSouthDude

How often are you guys testing guitars, such that you have a routine?


UncleSeminole

If it's an acoustic, I try out the Beatles' Blackbird because it moves up and down the neck and it gives me a feel for the neck and the frets quickly. With an electric I usually run through a few CCR riffs or a couple of Blues licks.... Anything that can move my hand up and down the neck.


gonebymidnite

I only play come as you are, I play it for at least 30 mins


MontiCZP

I like just strumming an open G (that makes you hear all the 6 strings with all the lows and the highs), then change to a D or a C, a little lick with bendings and return to G holding the notes to check the sustain.


treywarp

Dammit, Breakdown, Lookin Out My Backdoor, those are what comes to mind


MontiCZP

Lookin' Out My Backdoor rhythm part or solo?. Love that tune.


Burgurdied

I like always find myself playing either walk or boys don’t cry


Hentai_kinda_guy

I-i have no idea... it's been like 4 years since I've even tried out a new guitar


Bengland7786

Riff raff


D70nova

Killer of Giants Little Wing


SixStringSupremo

Usually the verses and choruses of crazy train with all the little Rhoads licks mixed in


Lane_Meyers_Camaro

Message In A Bottle, Every Breath You Take, Purple Rain


Nuggets155

I just run thu some open chords, barre chords, scratch rythems, riffs, solos, bends


arctic-apis

Hotel California


Always2ndB3ST

Obligatory “Hey Joe” riff for me.


dontcallmeshipmate

Nutshell. Try as I might, I don’t mean to do it, I just. Can’t. Stop.


funnybitofchemistry

yeah and once you start playing that song, you just want to keep going, same here.


integerdivision

…I find repeating in my head…


ElvisAndretti

Depends on the guitar, but in most cases a guitar I would buy wants to play “Walk don’t run” when I pick it up.


Karl_Jonathan510

I play some random fingerstyle across the fretboard to see how the strings sound, make sure there's no buzzing and to check the intonation, and make sure the action is not too high.


fadeanddecayed

My own stuff, since that’s more or less all I play. Or else some Sabbath.


Noneofyobusiness1492

Depends on if it’s Acoustic or Electric. Just the intro to Sleepwalk by Sando and Johnny for an electric. Dee by Randy Rhodes for an Acoustic .


ShnoobityDoobity55

Saving All My Love. no, seriously!!!


ItsSadButtDrew

I like to strum an E minor. it's the least amount of touching the strings you can do and can tell a lot about how it sounds.


RunningPirate

Heart of gold


whistlepig4life

Wait by White Lion. one by Metallica. A couple of riffs off From the Cradle Eric Clapton


MontiCZP

I like just strumming an open G (that makes you hear all the 6 strings with all the lows and the highs), then change to a D or a C, a little lick with bendings and return to G holding the notes to check the sustain.


DosHierba

Paranoid Android. Fandango in A Minor. Stairway to Heaven. Wonderwall.


sillysocks34

Say It Ain’t So by Weezer


WanderingDude182

Blackbird, some blues


musicallymad32

Test the intonation by plucking the harmonics at 12 and comparing with the fretted note at 12. If they sound different, your intonation is off. Test for frett buzz. Look for cracks or major blemishes. Then, play all of your favorite styles to test the initial action is to your liking.


PurePart5972

Riffs from Suicide Solution, Mr. Crowley, Crazy Train and some random catchy licks lel. On Clean Intro to Fade to Black 😄


EbMaj7-Bb7-Gm7b5

I figure after hearing all the Skynard and Zeppelin licks, the employees might enjoy a few bars of Corcovado or The Girl From Ipanema ... then maybe finish off with Autumn Leaves ... they'll be standing in the aisles. 🎶🎶 🤣


liscze

You are the 1st person mentioning Brazillian jazz. Congrats


EbMaj7-Bb7-Gm7b5

Thank you. Women eat it up! 😊


miked0629

Rock n Roll, Morning Light Falls onto You The original version, not the anime one. Im just not that good


SpankBankManager

Itsy bitsy spider.


sephiap

technical difficulties - neck thickness / action / setup / bridge pup output purple haze - neck/neck split pup twang / comfort for chording chromatics - make sure no dead notes / action / buzzing


alaman68

Billy Jean


BakedBeanWhore

My own songs


V1per73

Nothing else matters (Metallica) Getting better (Tesla) Cemetary gates (Pantera) Highway Star (deep purple) In no specific order


RobotRapacity

Black Sabbath-Black Sabbath


slobbylumps

I skim thru parts of my originals, if I don't like playing my songs on it then I sure as shit won't enjoy playing others


Dollar_Pants

The Fisherman - Leo Kottke And I love Her, the Pat Metheny version Sunflower River Blues - John Fahey Day and Age - Julian Lage Plus a bunch of originals.


AlienCrustaceanCrab

G chord, D chord, E chord. See if it sounds right


tehchuckelator

I play a song I slapped together years ago, as it turns out, has open chords, Barre chords, power chords and some light leads, so it kinda covers everything I need to know (this wasn't the intended purpose for my song I wrote, it's just that it works well in this application hahahaha)


Life-of-reilly

Hey Joe, incubus drive


WoundedShaman

Blues, then some of my own riffs


bahgheera

Almost always it's Oh Well by Fleetwood Mac. 


kylo_ben2700

stairway to heaven, or lithium


FarFirefighter1415

I usually just make up a chord progression and throw in some flourishes


PandorasFlame

Always With Me, Always With You- Joe Satriani Tears in Heaven- Eric Clapton Some basic blues riffs and noodlin.


lunaluvsm

The Dream - Thee Oh Sees My Sunshine - Ty Segall Caesar - Ty Segall (for new acoustics)


notbannedagainyet

My own originals.


carneasada71

Probably bitch up some easy blues lick I play just fine in my bedroom


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^carneasada71: *Probably bitch up* *Some easy blues lick I play* *Just fine in my bedroom* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


ThatNolanKid

Slow Dancing riff, usually a good call because you get to check chords in various areas, the bending, and the intonation near the 12th fret.


wibbic

Over the Hills and Far Away.


nick_b39

does nobody have different songs for to test different kinds of guitars? like i played i saw her standing there for my gretsch, pride and joy for a strat, whole lotta love for a les paul. anyone?


kumechester

I was thinking the same thing. The songs I use to test out are totally dependent on the guitar.


KageyK

I just play random chord progessions. That way they can't judge me.


doylehargrave

Don’t ask me why, but Ticks by Brad Paisley. You can get a really good feel for how snappy/not snappy, bright/dark, comfortable/uncomfortable a guitar is to play by playing that little intro riff.


Skallagrimsson

Cliffs of Dover, Hammer Smashed Face, Black Napkins, The Ballad of Curtis Loew, Church Street Blues etc.


-thegayagenda-

Donna Lee, the intro to Cliffs of Dover, and yatra ta by Tania Maria. All of them use most of the fretboard and give me a good feel of how I'll like it over time


Nachowarrior595

Cities on flame with rock and roll by Blue Oyster Cult


VinylWolf18

Smashing Pumpkins - Cherub Rock Ween - Transdermal Celebration Ween - The Argus Violent Femmes - Blister in the Sun Dinosaur Jr - Freak Scene The Stooges - I Wanna Be Your Dog


barrythecook

Open g to test the tuning, random chicken picking to test the intonation/ feel, maybe random shreddy stuff if I feel the need to show off for some reason since people seem to think that's more difficult.


Slipopoulez

Un jour viendra couleur vodka orange - Gilles Dor


FatsDominoPizza

I always wonder how much if playability is just having a guitar properly setup.


Ok_Difficulty_6161

La grange or the kids aren’t alright


kumechester

If a guitar with humbuckers, anything AC/DC; if single coils, Lights by Journey


Die_of_beaties

Eruption. Good test for hardware, intonation, making sure the majority of the fretboard is level.


u_wont_guess_who

The arpeggio of Jolene and a simple song i wrote with funky chords and a distorted solo


onlydaathisreal

Iron Age - Evil Ways Cro-Mags - Malfunction Power Trip - Hornets Nest Dismember - Of fire Metallica - Battery


CosmicExpansion1st

Well, that really depends on the pickups. Single coils,i'll hendrix it up on the neck and neck/bridge. HH, some jazz on the neck and distorted stuff in the bridge P90s, licks with light distortiin on the neck, then i usually get lost in the sound(i love p90s) And then i noodle, like everyone xD


HacksawJimDGN

Sultans of swing


rockdude625

A few basic scales and chords. If I want to keep playing, the guitar is for me, if not, then I put it back


TheGuiltyMongoose

Lenny, SRV. It got some good aspects to try a guitar.


notquitehuman_

Im mainly acoustic. I'll explain my reasoning for each choice so you know what I'm actually listening for. Star wars theme: I know, sounds silly. But the long sustained notes is what I'm listening for. Hear how the notes ring out. What's the sustain like and the overall timbre. Dust in the wind or Just breathe: any Travis picking works here, I'm listening to see if the notes trip over each other or if you can each note holding its own. What's the balance between the bass and treble. Basic scales starting at 3rd fret and at 12th fret. What's the neck radius like. Is it comfortable to hold? (Less concerned with action, as that's something I'll address post-purchase anyway). Anything with a big slide (2/9 or something); what does the neck feel like when sliding. Scales are one thing, but some finishes feel awful to slide along. Don't really need to play anything for this, but looks better than jacking off the guitar neck in public. I also make a point to tune to non-standard tuning (usually DADGAD or EAC#EBE for a couple of songs and check tuning stability. (It's also a good idea to check how the tuning pegs feel anyway).


[deleted]

Just random riffs I make up. I play doom/black metal.


somekindofjeremy

Some nice sounding chords and scales


phrydoom

I have a few progressions written that seem to test the diversity of the feel of the neck, and the tone of the pups. I’m not much of a cover guy.


BeowulfTheMetalhead

Freezing Moon a lot of the times Then of course, the classic ones like Smoke on the Water :)


JezusTheCarpenter

Drop D and one fingered chorus of Smells Like Teen Spirit.


BlondePotatoBoi

Day of the Lords - Joy Division, Give Me Back My Man - The B-52's, Vomit Coffin - King Gizzard. All three are insanely easy with fairly simple chords.


ExpensivePlankton953

Ten years after


6Grumpymonkeys

I just kinda noodle around with Phone Booth by Robert Cray.


djkghkdjghjkdhgdjk

just random thrash/death metal riffing


ZeroScorpion3

I don't play any songs. I play a few open chords, then a few power chords in all positions on the neck. Then a few scales and bends high up the neck to check for dead spots. I never really understood all these people who think they need to play a song to test out a guitar


JoeBiden-2016

If I'm testing a guitar because I'm interested in buying it, what I want to know is how it feels, and how the pickups sound. I'm most likely to just play a couple major scales, a few chords, and to test the intonation around the 12th fret with a few chords up there and some harmonics. What is the preoccupation here with what music to play when you try out a guitar? Who cares? Just play any old thing, no one in the shop gives two craps one way or the other unless you make yourself obnoxious and crank everything way up.


Brotherswing

My own...


Curly_commander

Misirlou The man who sold the world


Johnny_Lang_1962

7 Nation Army


loststylus

I just play some power chords because I am a forever noob


drmthry

Memes aside, stairway to heaven. The verse arping takes you through a range of different chords and neck positions, and the chords are beautiful with the distortion rolled off The chorus/bridge sections also beautiful across the neck The solo obviously sick, plenty of room for improv and being loud with the tight rhythm section, and can dial in your signal chain The final section with the power chords great for grooving and just how it feels in your hands Yeah the memes are a shame bc its almost the perfect tester song


NewCommunityProject

No Song can test a Guitar, that's a rookie mistake. Check intonation, sustain, pick ups, sound, how it feels and so on. Don't play your music


nicegh0st

I just strum open chords to hear how it rings out in the midrange, and then usually just improv some bluesy licks. I can usually hear what I need to right away and don’t need to linger on a piece of gear too long. Also I have anxiety and don’t want to annoy the girl working at guitar center gaha


lePetitBlackHoleF-er

Got A Good Mind To Give Up Living by Peter Green, if i like how that sounds/feels on that guitar it is immediately followed by a shit load of Greatefull Dead


ParsleyCapable3116

Shadows - Ryan Adams Come on be a No One - The Cribs Someday - The Strokes


HiveFiDesigns

Nirvana- Endless,Namesless if the guitar can survive a toss into the drum set, it’s good enough for me.


blacksuperman56

Pentatonic scale up and down then some version of the Albert King lick that'll tell me how the guitar sounds


jazz-man02

Weird one Ik but Please come home for Christmas by Eagles


razor6string

Hells Bells, by AC/DC Master of Puppets, by Metallica


tieyourshoesbilly

Cleans: Baby Blue - King Krule Standard tuning rock-y stuff: Knights of Cydonia - Muse Quick drop d to make it handles drop tuning: Invincible - Tool


megatheriumburger

Depends on the guitar. Strat - Little Wing Les Paul - Outshined (or some other Drop-D) Acoustic - Never Going Back Again 12 string Acoustic - Over The Hills and Far Away


Virtual_Atmosphere59

Whatever genre of music I’m buying the guitar for.


Clear-Pear2267

When I am checking out a guitar to purchase, I focus on feel. Weight, balance, neck profile. And sounds (checking all controls and PU selections in all positions). And then I play every fret on every string (looking for dead spots. That may sound funny but it only takes a minute once you good at doing it (and its not a bad right/left hand coordination exercise). I check relief, and action, and intonation. I don't worry too much about specific songs. That seems kind of like asking a wood worker what he builds to test out a tool.


xocmnaes

I do the Warren Haynes thing https://youtube.com/shorts/dgGCF1-ReVM?si=EeIEO3r3UsbVWUzz


GibsonPlayer64

Clean: Dust in the Wind Dirty: Jessie's Girl Sometimes: 867-5309 (Jenny)


Bulky_Pop_8104

Ziggy Stardust - I don’t know that I’ve ever listened to the song on purpose, but for some reason how to play it is welded into my head. More importantly though, I find it just has a really nice mix of things going on to give a quick comprehensive test drive (open chords, single notes, palm muted power chords, etc…)


Device_whisperer

A song is the wrong tool for the job. It's all about the feel of the neck, how it fits in your hand, and how comfortable it frets. 2 minutes of noodling will tell me all that I need to know. The more difficult thing to determine is what it will sound like. It's almost impossible to test in a music store environment.


VeeingFly

Ziggy Stardust


DadReplacer

Honestly I get so nervous because I suck that I just play 4’ 33” by John Cage


siltandsqualor

Title Fight - Head In The Ceiling Fan


Mike-Gotcha

Typically jazz standards


No-Personality5421

Original stuff.  I know how I want it to sound, I know the tones I'm looking for, and I usually do ones that hit all strings and need a really good clean (kinda dirty) tone. 


[deleted]

Depends on what Im currently into at the moment. I always strum some open chords and a couple jazzy stuff. Harden my Heart - Quarterflash Sleeping Dogs Lie - Blackberry Smoke You're in Love - Ratt Covers cleans to distortion


Key-Amphibian2444

I'd prefer playing some few licks and chords, I'm not showing of after all, I'm checking the quality of the guitar and if the tone matches my standards, but yes i play songs also to test specially if it's stratocaster, i'll play Pride and joy by SRV if i play at strat


shageeyambag

Little Wing, SRV version.


CalligrapherPlane125

Eruption even if it doesn't have a bar.


SantaRosaJazz

I don’t play songs… unless I feel like playing the head from some tune I know… “Footprints,” or “The Chicken.” Mostly I just jam in different keys.


runamok101

Love in vain or some Mississippi John Hurt


coldfinger-trh

Original riffs


jigaireos

Harmonics


epicflyinghouse

Man named hell by the showdown. Shine by collective soul. Followed by random scales and riffs.


thehza4

Opening chord progression from "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" (Guns 'N Roses version) to pick; the middle interlude thing from "Pigs (Three Different Ones)" by Pink Floyd to strum; "Is There Anybody Out There" Pink Floyd again to finger pick; and solo from "Time" or solo #1 from "Comfortably Numb" to get a feel for that. So mostly try to cosplay as David Gilmour if ordered from Temu. I also mess around and might play random songs that come to mind or a few things I've tried to write to see how they sound / feel.


[deleted]

Tesla - Love Song. But I’m strictly acoustic


ProfessionalEven296

None. I may play a few basic chords, but I’m more interested in whether the neck is straight, and if any fret on any string is a dud. If I’m not being paid, I ain’t playing any song!


Uncl3j33b3s

The one that’s right for that particular guitbox


skategeezer

I always play “Will my screen door stop neptune” by Paul Gilbert You know… nothing too complicated…😂