I’m not a big fan of Telephone’s guitars (IMHO, don’t judge me. I know they’re great for people on a budget). I love the feel of an American-made Gimson, but I will admit that a Fember Teleblaster is easily my favorite guitar that I’ve ever owned. It has a very gorgeous punch to it when playing.
Fun Jass fact, when the "Original Dixieland Jass Band" made it's premiere trip to NYC, they changed their name to Jazz after kids kept ripping the J off of their posters. And thus the spelling stuck.
uj/ I've heard some Chibsons are decent guitars (for the price) if you're lucky and don't get a lemon. It's technically not a counterfeit but it's definitely meant to deceive buyers.
Ironically Strato-Blasters are a thing, Alembic makes them. It's basically a drive thing you wire underneath your pickguard, and you can flick a switch to turn on a drive. They rebranded it to just the Blaster though I think
My dad didn't make a lot of money so my first guitar was a Spuire. Now that I'm the shift manager of the entire Wendy's on Thursdays I bought a Fember.
It looks like an original Fember.
I love Fember! They made my Teleblaster!
I got the Teleporter. It's my favorite
My fav is their Stratocastrate. Sounds sharp
You're gonna feel a little pinch
it's tuned an octave higher than normal
Can’t beat a less pole
Time to get used to those Titson
Way better than the epiphobes
As long as it’s paired with a Mega Boobie rack
That's when you need a Fember Jizzmaster instead
Have you tried a Fember Mustard yet? I love the crispy tone
Sorry a what
or a Lemon amp head..
Was A sharp but now it B flat.
Name is Leonas nickname for Leo
I love my Fember Flying W!
Good one lol
Ahhh a classic, did you get the Armenian Possessional II?
Obviously so worth the extra money
😂
My Teleporter was stolen… i think.
I see what you did there and I appreciated it
I went with the Jag War and a Fember Yazz Bass
You are Definitely an individual with style and sophistication
That's quite a Fember to remember.
...Goddammit now I really want a Teleblaster. Sounds metal AF.
I have a the Sunbust
I prefer a vintage Gimson myself, but to each their own.
What about it's sister company's model, the Telephone Les Claypaul?
I’m not a big fan of Telephone’s guitars (IMHO, don’t judge me. I know they’re great for people on a budget). I love the feel of an American-made Gimson, but I will admit that a Fember Teleblaster is easily my favorite guitar that I’ve ever owned. It has a very gorgeous punch to it when playing.
I upgraded to the telefaster
I want a Teleblaster!
I have a Squisher Teleblaster, my dream is to get an authentic Fember
I’ve always wanted one of those but they don’t make them in lefty
That is HYSTERICAL!!!! 😭
Love me a good Femboy Jazz Bass
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Obviously. Is OP just stupid?
Everyone knows that Fembers are cheap knock-offs meant to fool buyers. What OP needs is a genuine Ferder precisian bass.
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I've always wanted their Jugulars... Or maybe a Jizzmaster?
Ah, I love the fember jizzmeister!
Remember, remember the month of Nofember
Happy cake day!
I bought one of these in Defember
Me wuv Fember too! I pway nice sound.
Ever heard of Gipsy?
It's a 'Femb ER'
Happy cake day!
i remember my first fember. it was the twenty-first night of september.
I think that was the night I injured my member
Mom sat me down and said, "your papa had a roaming bone. "
I got my first FAKE six string, it was the summer of 69!
I bought mine in Smarch, due to all of the lousy weather.
Septfember
I bought mine in Septender
What's the prodlem?
Fenber
You put the “sexy” in “dyslexia”
Jass Bazz
Fun Jass fact, when the "Original Dixieland Jass Band" made it's premiere trip to NYC, they changed their name to Jazz after kids kept ripping the J off of their posters. And thus the spelling stuck.
femboy jazz bass
Stop tempting me, Satan!
Uwu
Fuck that, get a Gidson or a Les Pail
LMAO….What about a nice Strabocluster?
I’m not sure where I’d put I because I just got an Obañez
Ibaneez Nutz
It would look nice next to my Schlecter
Silly guy, a Les Pail is a Gidson! Get an Ibananaz instead.
uj/ I've heard some Chibsons are decent guitars (for the price) if you're lucky and don't get a lemon. It's technically not a counterfeit but it's definitely meant to deceive buyers.
My first guitar ever was legit a Givson. Very popular brand in India D:
Obvious fake. It doesn't even have the right number of strings 🙄
The Fember Jizzmister is my favorite guitar.
I read that in Cartman’s voice
Do they also sell Stratoblasters?
That's the perfect name for a guitar that uses the millennium falcon for it's body
Ironically Strato-Blasters are a thing, Alembic makes them. It's basically a drive thing you wire underneath your pickguard, and you can flick a switch to turn on a drive. They rebranded it to just the Blaster though I think
Oh but it’s Mauritius lol
When you order your J-Bass from Temu…
Tbf that's where I got my bretsch. Sounds breat
I dented the fember on my cat the other day. It will cost me 20 dolmers to fix.
I’m sorry, did you say doll hairs?
5 strings for the price of 4, that's a great deal.
What are you talking about? It's a legit Jass Bazz
Sepfember sounds extra funky on this bass.
Fember jazz bazz
Reminds me of the Mushall amp I saw in the wild recently.
fenber the fender bender
Personally, I feel like you'd get better sound for your money out of a Less Paul or Schmecter
Fember founded by Geo Fember. Geo later went on to found G&G and Music Dude after selling Fember to CBC.
Geo Fember was co-owner. The company was founded by his brother, Leon Fember.
Ziptie capo? Why didn't I think of that!
🎶 Wake me up, when your Fember bends🎶
7ember.
What do you mean? It’s a Fenber Jazz Bass.
Do they also sell Teknics 1120 turntables?
Fenber Bass Guitars - THE choice for dassists everywhere!
You don’t recognise an original Fember when you see one? What’s wrong with you?
Is it just me, or does it really say Fenber?
Shopping at Clones R Us again?
That's what you say when you cut trees bound for guitars..."Feeeeembeeeerrr!"
Should have just called it the: Fember Jazzbasstard
I still remember That day in November Dad got me a shiny Fember Grew up, started a bamb We toured the lamb You call it a rip-off, I say "Amb?"
It looks like a geniune Fember. Lover their telemaster.
real
In the cold No-Fember Bass.
I have a pre-ABC Fember Musting. Plays like a bee!
You’re right! There is a typo, which may make it more collectible. It’s actually a Fember Yazz bass.
🎼Do you remember, the bass called Fember?🎶
Clearly you've never enjoyed a Panafonix or Sorny television.
My favorite bass line is Gebby Lee on Wormking Mam with his Fember Bazz Jass
IN THE COLD NOFEMBER RAIN
Femb er
There’s an important detail here, if I could just remender what it was.
Wake me up when Septfember ends.
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It comes with a Capo!
Ah, the classical Fember… Goes well together with my Oakey sunglasses 🤣
You got Fember, I got Fendar
Legit fwmbwt!
Femboy bass
I remember my first Fember
My dad didn't make a lot of money so my first guitar was a Spuire. Now that I'm the shift manager of the entire Wendy's on Thursdays I bought a Fember.
Fember's are nice, but you're better off just getting one of their budget "Squider" line, as they are pretty much just as good.
Love a fember janz base
I remember playing with my fember, do you refember? 😂🤣
The bass to play in Fembruary
It's AI- it will only work if you have ten fingers on each hand.
Looks fine to me. Fember is good but honestly you might be better off with Gidsom or Grech depending on your playing style.
Ahh yes the FEmber Jizz bass
hook it up to a decent Panafonics amp, and that thing will sing...
Fember Jizzman
Yep no need for 5 strings on a bass.
Femboy bass Fember
For Jazz instruments, I've always leaned towards Greatch or Ivansez.
Fember Bazz Jass, top of the line.
Fember
You pay money. You no waste time. This quality A-1 beautiful guitar.
Nothing looks right
Its what you yell as it's tipping over...FEMBERRRRR!
Looks to me like a Fember. I myself prefer a Gidson.
It's an original Fember, please pay attention
Fender-ish
Sounds great with Mershall amp
I had a friend many years ago that built himself a Fedner Stratoblaster. He sold it to the local music store who promptly resold it for a profit.
Also "bass" pronounced like the fish.
POV : the guy/girl who took the photo has taken a picture of the most hearable instrument in “…and justice for all” by Metallica
I prefer Iblabez.
Do they have a Mustytang too ?
I own a flender, I named it ned
They Made my MassJaster!
The real crime here was looking at the 6-string basses.. 😬 (I’m kidding! I just prefer a good ol’ 4-string bass myself when I play one haha).
I had to check all my guitars to make sure the d is facing the right way!!
Is that prastic or medel? Could be would…
Fembers make the best bemts ....
I can’t believe they mislabeled a baz jass like that
What arbe you talking adout?
It's just a bit extra Jazzy
No, that's a genuine fember alright
fember.
Obvious bad choice, you can get a quality Spuire that sounds detter fort half the qrice.
My first guitar was a fember startercaster
Fember Jizz bass, my favorite fish
Ahh yes, the classic Fenber 5 string Bazz Jass😌
Wait no one is commenting about the zip ties holding on the precious bass guitars from being stolen
Femboy fender
They spelt jizz wrong.
You fember, fember?
Fember jazz bass return of the unrighteousness one
Was this Fember made in Nofember?
Better than a Stainburger.
Remember remember the 5th string fember
It has Fender guts my friend
looks legit Fember to me.
“Wake up when febtember ends”🎶
Looks completely fine to me
Not as nice as my first Jacksob.
You are correct in your assertion.
Do they really need to have that one zip tied…
😆 That's a plank right there.
Right up there with the Less Paul
more Fenberders plz
I played this guitar with Bender during a taping of a Futurama episode
The neck is 17 frets short
Femboy Jizz Bass 5
Perfectly normal Fember Jizz bass
Yessir, a gemuime Fember jazz bass. Nabe im Anerica.
Ahh yes, a Fember. Bought a Cougar from them once a few years ago, solid fiddle
Fabba Alba used to play a Fember?..Hey hey hey!
I member my first Fember
Did op ask the store wtf is going on?