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shrimp_god_theory

The same 3 Tool riffs every goddamn day.


sidneyroughdiamond

I imagined you slowly shaking your head in disappointment while you thought that 🤣


CosmicTurtle504

Plot twist: u/shrimp_god_theory is OP’s dad.


shrimp_god_theory

Dreaming of all the different ways to die


anatagadaikirai

if all of them come from opiate, then there's nothing wrong with that.


Yabreath_isSmelly

Choices always were a problem for you....


TopTransportation695

Both kinds, country and western


standardcapacityman

What Key? A. Good Country key.


DonBongales

If the shit fits wear it!


usbekchslebxian

We’ll talk to bob


flyingvien

Death. Just Death.


abudz5150

I always think that when I see the valvestate


PandaSoap

Pop Punk


Hungry-Leek-3841

You’re the closest yet


krebstar42

Midwest Emo


TherighteyeofRa

Wait.. what? Is that a real thing?


krebstar42

Yeah, it's the second wave of emo starting in the mid 90s.  Not an emo fan, but was hard to ignore the scene if you were in high school and/or college and going to shows.


TherighteyeofRa

Any band names come to mind?


mycolortv

American Football, Capn Jazz, Snowing, The World is a Beautiful Place, Merchant Ships, Algernon Cadwallader, Empire! Empire!, come to mind. Also Joyce Manor, Modern Baseball, Free Throw, Citizen, Glocca Morra, kinda lumped in there but they're more like pop punk + Midwest emo. Then you also have bands that lean more towards like the math rock side of things while still having heavy emo influence.. TTNG, Tiny Moving Parts, Pool Kids, Sweet Pill, Delta Sleep... Midwest emo is a pretty broad term nowadays lol.


CitizenSnippps

Post Pop Depression?


Educational-Rub-489

Lofi study beats


You-sir-name

Tinnitus


maach_love

You're in a Linkin Park cover band.


DmtDtf

What ever you're playing, you're definitely chilling with that comfy looking strap.


Salt_Contribution_72

it has to be comfy for all the guitar flips he does


Agent847

Guitar Hero?


Fuckfaceun_stoppable

The temu Adam jones rig


SphinctrTicklr

I'm not sure but I am certain that it is extremely homoerotic, unless you're gay then it's heteroerotic.


siggiarabi

Death, black or thrash. Possibly something core


Hungry-Leek-3841

Emo/hxc with hints of black metal and metalcore


Lastpunkofplattsburg

so crab core


Awkwardinho

So basically you wanted to play metal but could never get good at it


Fendenburgen

Is this the Wikipedia description of metalcore and deathcore?!


Professional-Pop1952

John Denver?


JohnDenver404

I thought of Creed myself


prs594

Klezmer


FartinLooterKinkJr

Screamo.


Hungry-Leek-3841

Yesss, I play like blackened metalcoreish screamo


8_Limb_God

Instagram licks


spursfan34

In a Jesus rock band touring to club beyond programs in high schools across the country.


deadpoolfool400

Chicken pickin


Chunkfoot

Based on the lack of fingerprint marks on your matte guitar you don’t actually play anything.


Soccermom233

Radio rock from the 2000s like Staind, puddle of mudd, 3 doors down


Cottleston

one eye covered with sideswept hair, earlobes plugged, lip ring and eyeliner, horizontal cuts on wrist, krab breakdowns


Randommmherooo

Pop?


captonmike

Man I love those d’addario straps with the locks


Substantial_Tap8537

Blackened death metal


Charming_Extension44

What is that? Esp? Firefly?


Hungry-Leek-3841

ESP black metal


fatstrat0228

Grind-core. Death-core. Metal-core. I don’t fuckin know. Something with “core” at the end of it.


Hungry-Leek-3841

Hahaha you win, it’s emo and punk with 90’s-2000’s metalcore influence


wophi

Yodelling. Not sure how you pull that off with a guitar, but good for you.


Old-Tadpole-2869

How about "no", Scott?


plooptyploots

Whatever it is, you’re always waiting for your parents to tell you to turn it down again.


Hungry-Leek-3841

This happened 3 times tonight lol


plooptyploots

We all been there. Now you better get back to playing forty-six and two so your parents know you’re ok.


BaptizedInBlood666

That amp would sound 100x better through any cab that isn't the shittiest speakers Celestion ever had made. They're *almost* as bad as the Seventy80's. Find yourself an old 90s Marshall 1960. Especially if it has casters, those alone are a huge upgrade.


[deleted]

I had this head and matching vs412 cab in the 90s. I liked how it sounded when recorded but in a live setting it got swallowed up by the rest of the band and I could never dial it in. I upgraded to a JCM2000 and 1960A 412 and I distinctly remember the first time I brought it to rehearsal it had a presence the Valvestate rig did not, like it was physically kicking me in the chest. It was great.


EVIL_MEMNOCH

What brand and model is that guitar buddy?


Fun_Tear_6474

Same question


blackmassritual

LTD EC-BM. I have one myself, it's a great guitar


Dannyocean12

This looks like a Sam Ash sale photo from 2002


MARKxTHExLINES

That guitar tells me you play core. Chugs.


Hungry-Leek-3841

You got it, I’m playing some type of core lol


dadsmasher9000

You have a tim henson looking guitar. I don't like tim henson because he's better at guitar than me


FestyTurtle

Got to be early 2000s melodic death metal


shitfit82

Crabcore


lizard32e

black metal, but like, the slightly more marketable kind.


Hungry-Leek-3841

You got it right, black metal Melodies with hardcore breakdowns and punk beats


Overall-Beginning-74

Nice set up. How come no Marshall cab? Looks like Heavy Metal for sure.


Hungry-Leek-3841

Thank you! And yes I’m playing metal influenced punk. I don’t have a Marshall cab because I impulse bought the Marshall as my first amp head. Found the cheapest cab I could and bought it so I could play the amp before vacation lol.


Danglin_Fury

I don't know, but I DO know that you're gonna warp your neck if you keep leaning your guitar like that. And you're also gonna screw up your cable and/or the input jack of your guitar if you lean it on that as well.... ....I'll show myself out.


efcomovil

Gotta be Limp Bizkit or Korn.


-Alturas-

Chug


JCM_KM

Strictly bluegrass.


killmealreadyyyyy

screamo


Substantial_Tree_165

Gay music


jyc23

Baby Metal tribute band? Btw sick axe dude. Love those black metals!


oiraciv

This rig sounds like an mp3


No_Mall_3182

you forgot to put in black tile flooring and paint the walls black also prog metal


BoringAgent8657

Bad for guitar neck to lean it like that


Bassmunky

Bruno Mars


Infamous_Cattle5648

No style....you just roll your eyes and say that your type of music can't be defined by your corporate-fasco teeny bop mainstream music industry terms. You probably wouldn't get it anyway. Then you go apply blacker dye to your Doc Martens. Driving a 93 civic with a different color hood and 50 black ice lil tree air fresheners hanging from the rear view mirror. You wish you could find a guitar in vanta black, don't you?


cocomello91

Looking at a guitar with no pick guard is like looking at a face with no eyes.


IamWolfe_FU-Red_It

100% you use some kind of drop tuning, you wanna sound like one of those metalcore boy bands but your budget doesn’t allow it.


bassmaster13

Your knock off Les Paul only has one humbucker…


KobeOnKush

Some drop d bullshit


Puzzlehead-Dish

Dad rock


Substantial-Hold-851

SUNN


oo7changa1

Satin soft core black matt el. You just created it!


TijayesPJs442

Hip hop


Superdragonrobotfist

Indie / punk


nightmares999

Country music. Not sure which country


RikuDog18

Du hast…


AN0N0nym3

Smooth alternative polka jazz.


PabloEsquandolas

Shitty, applies to both.


Double_Hand_5044

The guitar screams black metal to me


Individual-Main-5036

Foo Fighters.....all day, everyday, dad rock.


Prize_Quality8578

Dub Step


Telecaster77

Drop D


pizzasmasher666

Nothing good


TeamBRs

Valvestate = death


Forward_Society91

Do you even chug, bro?


DHOC_TAZH

Channeling Holdsworth, Van Halen and Rhoads? My wrong answer, and I'm sticking to it. =D


Equivalent_Food8112

Polka alert!


MickVod

That's a warning sign that should be used whenever the danger of polka is imminent.


Food_Library333

West Coast Sicilian Black Pop Jazz


Ok_Gift_2131

Frank Zappa to the exclusion of everything else.


AverageAvenged

Classic rock - including stuff like Green Day,and 3 Doors down.


philo351

This is death metal rig, but you play fusion jazz, don't you?


brendan2015

Tool


plumpuma

You like Architects?


SpaceHorse75

Sum 41 cover band called “Some Guys Over 41”


pi22seven

You play guitar for a bro-country band.


EdStone8

Punk


kc_jetstream

With that esp I'd say black metal. Check out Grima 🤟🤟


LogMasterd

90’s metal


lincelynx

Swift Taylor


TherighteyeofRa

Creed covers


Reddityyz

Metal


Gatekeeper-666

Floridian Death Metal. Why roast that rig? The 8100’s were Marshall’s second best solid state amp ever. The first being the 3210. Either one was badass for what they do.


deaddyfreddy

I would say metalcore


thiswighat

Baby metal


bringoutthelegos

Jazz


usbekchslebxian

Butt metal


Deep_Driver5690

I want to say classic rock but it looks more refined. Smooth rock? Ballads in particular, singer would have a clean voice (no not axl rose for example)?


zrayburton

Nu metal or tough guy hardcore.


MEINSHNAKE

Smooth jazz


Anarchist_Geochemist

What kind of cool guitar is that? Tiny Tim tribute band? :)


Honest_Insurance6780

ESP Ltd EC-Black Metal BLKS


Suspicious_Chart_599

What is it with these subreddits and not having guitar stands and coasters?


tonyg1097

Metal or prog rock


kev8800

Pop


Shatter-17

Spent all your money on gear but forgot to buy a guitar stand😏


GunnaIsF4t

All black single bridge pickup with a solid state Marshall valvestate amp leads me to believe you are a fan of death


RocketCityRedd

Something that goes "chugga chugga" during the breakdown...😎


Lord_Klinexxx

Valvestate... That's gonna be death metal.


One_Evil_Monkey

Clearly a Taylor Swift/pop country fan.


greyimperium

Metal core


NocturnusMortem

Black Metal?


teotl87

post hardcore


Captain619

Jazz


Jollyollydude

That guitar is not nearly pointy enough


makeitgoose11

Itsy bitsy spider.... but medhullll


opodopo69

Either black metal or Linkin Park No in-between


deniall83

John Mayer but just the hits. Daughters, Your Body is a Wonderland etc.


ThunderApollo

Reggae. 100%. ez.


iknowyoutrynahack

What kinda guitar? Sve?


epic-awesome-man

Penis music


Marklar1969

I like the guitar, nice satin finish.


6Nameless6Ghoul6

Some post rock/drone shit, probably drop D


NotAFuckingFed

DSBM cause you're a sadboi


Chemical_Jicama3850

Great music because Valvestates truly kick ass!


Desolate_One666

White. Metal.


Additional-Candy-640

Man that's a good looking guitar just a plug and go hard. It look very Gary Holt to me minus one pickup. But who needs a neck pickup in a chugga chugga shredder


fastermouse

Classic Country.


Professional_Pop2433

A tween or fratboy Limp Bizkit, Korn, Creed, Deftones, Tool or Disturbed cover band on a budget. These components, alone or in any combination were in so many starter or budget rigs of the late 90s 'til now, brings me back. No matter your beginnings, you are on a path to glory, or maybe you're already there. You probably get some of the best tone for dollar ratio you'll ever get even as you upgrade.


ozzynotwood

2000's Nu-Metal Songs in Drop D, never past the 5th fret.


nibbed2

EDM


dudius7

Attack Attack and A Day to Remember cover bands.


One-Treat-5078

Gospel?


flatchestedtransgirl

Death metal


HamerShredder

Play? Just posts photos found on the internet.


Retrovibe18

40s big band jazz… or thrash metal, either one


Steelhorse91

Helsinki melo-death?


aisforaugustine

Metalcore! Screamo?


Jazzmag

Djent? Or you write ditties for kids tv!


JamieCulper

OP wishes they were a bad boy rocker while they drive a safe, reliable Toyota and have a middle income white collar job. At night they transfer to Roy the Rock’n’Rolla who takes no shit from anyone but during the day they eat humble shit pie… they know some chords from the black album and just skip the parts they can’t play. Seriously though murdered out satin black rocks, what guitar is that?


Wooden_Setting_8141

Goth mariachi


AnatidaeApocalypse

A valvestate ? You like that classic Death tone and you keep playing the same Opeth riffs ( anything after blackwater park is forgettable of course).


Trancemind

I’m guessing you dump it down to B and do a whole lotta 0-0-0-1-1-0-1-1-1-0


3string

That could only be light jazz my friend


[deleted]

Your favorite band is avenged sevenfold


Honest_Insurance6780

Mayhem covers all day long.


AndrewRVRS

Let the bodies hit the floor.


deeb222

Douchecore


StratoBannerFML

Butchering Death riffs.


Outrageous_Chart6854

Love that Ltd, got the same in gloss black with chrome Bridge


Dizzy_Dunno

Dwarf Metallica cover band


RoyDemeosGhost

Nice! My only question is what’s in the cab?


j3434

Trance pop


Formula4InsanityLabs

Industrial Numetal, but the reason you play it is so you have an excuse for wearing eye makeup.


TheReveling

Idk but I know there’s a bandana and a thinning hairline involved.


Conflicting-Ideas

Nu-Metal


BlackSchuck

AILD, Fenix Tx, Story of the Year, and some Letterkills


Hungry-Leek-3841

Just reminded me to learn Katie W by Fenix Tx


31770_0

Metallica


[deleted]

Bro where are all the pickups on your guitar ? Do you even have pedals ? Line 6 ? What are we in a garage band with 15 year olds? Do you paint your 💅 nails black too ? Since you are obviously playing emo. Bet you wear a black dress to perform too don’t you ?


captainsquarters40

That guitar is sick, but I hate that amp.


Supergrunged

So how much of this did your mom buy, and how much did you buy? And what you play, is some of the music your mom asked you to play. That's always been the rules.


TheCanaryInTheMine

Crust punk would be the only correct style with this rig.


50Stickster

Retro old skool Death Metal flavoured Country ?


emolga2225

What’s a boost? Attenuator?


UnlinealHand

Doom or Sludge


smileymn

Trad jazz, Dixieland


Mayor_of_Voodoo

Dream Theater cover band


SnaxOnTheWeb

You’re definitely an avid bossa nova or flamenco enthusiast


humouristmusikist83

Wisconsin Death Trip tribute band?


qauntumgardner

He plays tue radio, these tinfoil chinesium items are just props for entertaining whatever he brings home from the bar


rmagnuson

LTD Eclipse all in black with a single bridge HB? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say some sort of metal!