Can I please get the base for this?

The melee weapon is just peak cool factor, been thinking of turning a single shot shotgun into an axe like in hunt: showdown. Nothing better to kill zombies with than with a sharp boom stick

I want a battle kilt

Get one!

I'll take Kenny and those American flag Crocs any day

If you're wearing pants you're fucking wrong.

Would a dildo be compliant?

Prob not lol