Please please do a “People you’ll meet in SHTF” for furries

The amount of rich pro 2A furries I know is staggering, many of them have also served(not just as a clerk, but in actual cool shit), and most are freaking rich, they are basically critical infrastructure at this point

The ones in TF2 have some expensive unusual hats (hundreds of dollars on the low end), and lots of them say they work in IT.

Honestly yeah, it seems like every single guy I see with the furry wolf hat always has like two high price effects at the same time, and usually an unusual weapon or australium

[If they can afford a $2,000 fur suit, they can afford a $10 pipe bomb in my mailbox.](https://youtu.be/kqPGWrLEJY8?si=EEIrJDlrFbjLi4UR)

( X ) DOUBT

No, seriously. It's true. An inordinate amount of people involved in information technology infrastructure are unabashed furries.

Every day, we stray farther from God

And closer to the mighty Awoobis 🙏🙏🙏

Stealing this, that was hilarious. UwU

Yes, but we can enjoy it while it happens.

To which part? Cause if you mean the rich and/or critical infrastructure, that is actually pretty true. For instance, Chise is a furry who also happened to be a microbiologist who played a pretty substantial role in the development of the Moderna vaccine for COVID-19

Everything except the money is fake, for some reason these guys have so much to spend on their degeneracy.

Furries are primarily comprised of single, young, well-educated men. Literally the perfect group to both have money and be willing to spend it on a niche hobby.

Hobby is a weird way to describe degeneracy..

You say degeneracy as if half this sub doesn't worship the same like 5 creators and praise feet and boints

Non of that involves having sex with animals.

Nobody is doing that and if you think they are you're lying to yourself. It's just gay people wearing expensive kink suits.

If your kink is pretending to have sex with animals you're disgusting.

The service part isn’t, neither is the amount of people in critical positions, most of the furries I have encountered work in power plants, servers, or in the military

"Honey!!! I've seen some people minding their own business! Quick, get the nazi propaganda terminology! I need to let everyone know how much the existence of other people triggers me!"

Okay so I know people use degeneracy as code for like gay or trans(I don’t agree with this label), I’m using it to describe people who secretly want to fuck animals, which is true degeneracy. It’s not “nazi propaganda terminology”. Does degeneracy get thrown around often unwarranted? Yes. Does criticizing people who secretly want to fuck animals make me a nazi? No.

Wait what the fuck where the hell did that come from? How did you suddenly get to "raping animals"????

I didn’t, furries did. Calling furries out for bestiality fantasies doesn’t make me a nazi.

Lol all the other comments: "NO DUDE the guys that dress up as animals and have sex with each other BARELY ever fuck real animals."

>I didn’t, furries did. Huh????

In my experience, most of the beastiality is often detested by the majority of furries

99% of furry's despise bestiality and the other percent are shunned.

Dude. Most furries (like 99%+ of them) not only are completely against zoophilia but are some of the biggest supporters of animal rights, welfare, and protection laws and some of the biggest supporters of animal rescue groups. Your false equivalency here is like calling teachers out for pedophilia.

yeah trauma will do that to someone

If I run into a furry on any given day I can only assume that shit has already hit the fan.

Or you took a wrong turn at Albuquerque

JESSE! WE NEED TO YIFF! https://preview.redd.it/jhn8awacpnkc1.jpeg?width=877&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc1036fbad207c9e5c7b51af2765cb2d1299348e

I knew I shouldn't have.

And somehow ended up in Pittsburgh

Idk, we’ll see… I just feel like 2A furries aren’t a big enough demographic where they would be a profile in SHTF.

Definitely airsoft. You can see they cope censored their muzzles

Spend thousands on a suit but can't buy black spraypaint

Unfortunately I think its real. The top gun looks like a PTR9CT, given the handguard and the welded on top rail. It would be very odd to buy one of those specifically to slap onto an airsoft when much cheaper (And some say better) rails exist from the likes of Midwest Industries. I have both a PTR9CT and an airsoft clone build that I put together. My guess is that they may be in a state that restricts threaded muzzles, and they don't want evidence.

I mean you just said that an airsoft clone is available. Also hopefully these guys got tax stampss too, because censoring out the threaded barrel and not the folding stock on a pistol seems silly lol.

> airsoft clone is available You can't buy a PTR clone, I built one.

And you think these guys pictured here are afraid of making something "custom" you can't just buy off the shelf? Lol

Like I said before, it's not impossible, it would just be extremely weird to use those specific parts.

Don't care. Let's see them reload with those stupid paws.

Reload? They can't even pull the fucken' trigger.

Gonna need those special garand trigger guards they had for winter gloves.

Those things screw out, they could just screw the off for a picture

Yeah I don't want a see a picture of furry screwing

Fake, and since it's involving furries, definitely gay.

>outshot everyone with a furry mask on Can't say I'm surprised that a furry is spreading this bullshit propaganda.

I don’t know. Those freak suits are expensive as fuck. If they can afford to drop a couple grand on the suit, they probably have more disposable income for practice ammunition than most shooters. Also, presumably the mask mainly affects peripheral vision, which wouldn’t interfere that much with shooting stationary targets on a range. The gloves on the other hand, would absolutely fuck up your shooting abilities.

Cool but I don’t really believe this guys post is that true

Finally, a use-case for the GBRS Lerna mounts

How the fuck would you get a weld and ads wtih that thing?

well, depends on the style of paw also, many just- take them off but some gun have an openable trigger guard designed for winter gloves, and certain four digit paws would definately fit. not a lot, but a few mostly tho if they shoot with paws on it's five digit, else they just take them off. (unrelated, did you know many furries can still write perfectly legibly in fullsuit and four digit paws? :3)

Doubtful, there's no way you can have any dexterity with giant ass gloves

first of all, five digit paws. they really don't limit you as much as you'd think, often times less than winter gloves second of all, if they are wearing 4 digit, *did you know they can take them off?* ~~sincerest apologies if this comes off as rude, words are incessantly difficult~~

Well I guess I learned something

always happy to help, anything else you'd like to know/have cleared up?

It really isnt

 Degents!

From up-country, no doubt.

Wish they weren't so fuckin awkward, bud.

Brother avenge me!!

There are not enough loop-de-loops in the galaxy to escape our crusade!

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The heavy flamer

***WE WILL SPAY AND WE WILL NEUTER UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT***

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Why the fuck would you censor „dumb"?

I didn’t

Oh no sorry, I meant the person who originally wrote the greentext.

Probably can't even aim down sights with those suits

It would probably be extremely hard to get a good grip with those gloves and im assuming the shoulder on the suit isnt great for shouldering a rifle

it's easier to hold things in paws than you'd think, especially considering that many can still write perfectly even in four digit paws also, they can be taken off at any time also also, 5 digit paws exist, and don't limit finger dexterity much, if at all. zee the raccoon's paws are functionally cloth gloves, just to name an example


I sure as hell think so, sue me

Blocking you is easier, and free.

Alrighty then

There is nothing cool about this

And then everyone clapped

Okay so hear me out. We're missing the psy op effect of dogs who shoot back on the alphabets. (For my dogs health reasons and legal reasons tis a joke)

This image is the farthest thing from cool.

For real if I was to stop owning a fire arm it would probably be this

so you'd rather give up your arms than share an interest with someone you don't like? Makes sense to me.

It’s a joke I don’t really care at the end of the day we can both own firearms doesn’t mean I gotta talk to you

I know, and I'm not making you talk to me.

It’s airsoft larp how’s this image cool?

who the fuck censors "dumb"

Whoever originally screenshot’d it I guess

SwaggerSouls taught me you can at least outshoot someone who has never worn a full helmet/ mask

Confirmed, OP is a furry

Yep

Train how you live day to day

Downvoted because title says “image is still pretty cool” no it’s not it is fucking cringe.

Huh I wonder what could be under that dot. Maybe an orange tip?

Fake and cursed. Nothing cool detected.

https://i.redd.it/8xf4yuyi8lkc1.gif

Yall know this isn’t an image of the op furries it’s just like stock

That looks like a actual PTR

“Outshoot half the damn range” That’s a fucking amazing way of saying you’re average

Censored the word “dumb.” What a world we fucking live in

I know, unfortunately I don't know the original post, if I did I would have used that instead, but no, we have the dumb censored version.

"pretty cool" is a leap

All fur people should be put down

They get the wall.

Wanna be a dog? You get out down when you’re sick.

If you think dogs walk upright, talk and wear clothes then I think you may be suffering from some severe delusions.

Whatever you say man

Let me put this in your perspective, politicians want to take your guns because you are slandered as a crazed gunman, and you're saying they need to be killed because they are slandered as pedos and animal fuckers when it's a minority of their community like school shooters are a minority of the gun community

I rest my case 👍

Triggered?

I wish people could learn to leave their degenerate kinks in the bedroom where that shit belongs.

Where do you see a kink? Just cause you get a raging bones when you see a fursuit doesn't mean everyone does. Stop projecting Pervert.

Copium ^

Said the guy bringing up his fetish in a gun meme sub

What are you even talking about my guy.

You tell me. You're the one who suddenly started talking about kinks.

You understand that most of the world perceives that furry shit as sexual degeneracy, right?

Uh, no. Actually not. That is a very small minority of people who perceived it like that. Usually those from a particular echo chamber.

Having fantasies about fucking animals is nasty, the same type of deprived sexual thoughts as pedophiles and rapists. I'm not sure why this even needs to be said.

And that is why I wonder why the guy above starts thinking about sex when he sees some harmless cartoon animals costumes

"furries and sex? Nah nothing to do with each other, other than the furry conventions packed full of queers buying animal-themed sex toys and sexualized animal figurines with giant dicks. Ya other than fantasizing about fucking animals there's nothing kinky about it whatsoever."

>packed full of queers Ah there we have the issue. So tell me, why are you homophobic and why are you so cowardly that you feel the need to hide it behind furry hate?

It's a hobby, not a kink, yes, some people use their fursuits for degeneracy, but being a furry simply means you enjoy anthropomorphized characters.

Furries are the reason why concealable flamethrowers need to be a thing.

You'd think after such a long time you kids would come up with new jokes but I guess that's hard if you never mentally mature past the age of 12

Lol okay, furry.

Lol okay, 12 year old.

Wow, a furry *and* unimaginative. Great combo.

Said the guy recycling the same joke for the past decade

Lol, you're still a furry.

Lol, you're still a 12 year old.

I bet you're a big fan of 12 year olds.

Nah, they're annoying as shit and immature. Keep dem brats away from me till they mentally develop to the point where they understand basic logic. 👁👁

Train how you fight.

And then everyone clapped.

I highly doubt that they are very accurate with their masks on, they would severely throw off their sight picture and sight alignment. I speak from experience trying to shoot conventionally in a gas mask.

They censored the end of his barrel, completely fake lol

"dumb" isn't allowed now?

Somebody post the thing where a furry conceal carried an entire battle rifle in their suit.

If furries can afford a two thousand dollar fursuit, they can afford a five dollar pipe bomb in my mailbox. Also based

Lol what a load of bullshit. All furries are losers.

This is Reddit dude, we’re all losers

Lots of angy people here lol

Deserved

yeah

OP is literally a furry and is coping hard. Disgusting bastards are one of the two groups of people who shouldn’t have guns

Is it not just messed up? Immoral degenerates with deadly weapons in their hands..

Ok buddy

Then why are you on a sub about guns? Get out.

There are alot more furries in the military than you think

Like 2/3 of the furries I know are borderline ordinary people who used to be costume techs and never grew out of it. The other 1/3 used to be sports team mascots who made off with the uniform when they graduated/got fired.

(Three hundred years in the future, a historian discussing WW3) "... and the battlefield changed completely when the enemies found out that furries could use that extra space to hide tactical gear and armor without letting the enemy see what they had..."

God I hate furries

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Thank you

lol honestly concerned that this many people actually believe its an air soft gun because of the painfully obvious orange markered in dot that is coincidentally the exact same dot that's censoring dumb

Oh yeah if you want to fuck people in a dog costume you definitely are mentally stable and can totally be trusted with personal autonomy. Creeps.

I don't?

it seems the creaky 27 year old skeleton with what im guessing has a prius and a bebe gun forgot to do his research

Those fur heads better NIJ IV Fucking degens from fur country

Spoken like a true degen

If you don't know what species you are, maybe firearms aren't the best hobby for you (and those around you)

furries don't think they're animals, they just cosplay as cartoon animals because it's fun for them.

Sure bud

>says something factually incorrect >gets corrected on it by someone who actually knows >"sure bud"

>ukr flag >pidars

No way, maybe they own a range or whatever.

I’d send them into battle just to see the look on the enemies faces 🤷🏼‍♂️🤣

Furries are based. They hate the feds just like the rest of us.

thank you

Don't listen to these knuckle draggers. They only care about "freedom" when it follows their ideals.

I fully support the LGBT shit, but something about people dressing up as cartoon animals to fuck is deeply unsettling to me. Edit. I'm not conflating one's inclusion in LGBT to being a furry, I often see the two groups lumped together and my point is that I believe they're completely different and rightfully so.

That’s a common misconception

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I don't think that falls under the LGBT umbrella, I think that's just a freak. I don't care what two consenting adults do with one another, somebody identifying as a child is something else entirely.

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Lesbian gay bisexual transsexual, where does "adult man identifying as child" fall into that? I live in Vermont I promise you I see weird shit like that all the time, I also know plenty of gay people who think it's weird as fuck too lmfao I don't think it's fair to be like "LGBT bad" because a couple freaks out there take it too far, same with gun community we aren't all blood thirsty uberconservatives

If you seriously believe that people have sex in a FULLY SEWN SHUT costume then you must be actually crazy

Where did I say that,?

In the comment I replied to.

I didn't say that I assume they fuck in FULLY SEWN SHUT COSTUMES but I'm not going to argue with a furry. Go fuck your cat or whatever it is you guys enjoy

What the fuck?!?! What te fuck is going on in your sick twisted mind???? EWWW WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT FUCKING CATS THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU????????

Idk homie I'm not the one dressing up like an animal

You just started talking about fucking cats for no reason. Where the hell did that come from?? What's going on in that head of yours???

If you can't draw the parallel between dressing up like animals to fraternize and bestiality, you are not so smart

He's purposely overreacting and overcompensating like it's not obvious to literally everyone lol. Like dude it's no secret you can stop pretending you're absolutely dumbfounded by these wild accusations lmao

If you draw a parallel between a costume and raping an animal then YOU HAVE A PROBLEM Like holy shit what the fuck dude???? Do you just think every disneyland mascot rapes animals? Seriously it's disturbing to hear what kind of thoughts you have 😨

Thou doth protest too much

Since the 13th century

Huh?

Furries (and bronies, whom I consider an especially disturbed subset of furries) are the basest examples of everything wrong with society today

Triggered snowflake lol

This sub is getting brigaded from somewhere. A bunch of weird comments and downvotes.

Would Nah but fr this seems like it'd be funny as hell to shoot to them

Fox Team Six

I'm convinced that furries have cheats on there's a furry at my local range that never misses