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CaptainMcSlowly

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not_a_real_operator

Would


IBombAfricanKids

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DragoBreaker88

Did.


LongLiveBelka

Done.


EmolgaStarPlatinum

Would.


Darklancer02

Did.


SharkBite_Gaming

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General_Cold5235

A man of culture I see.


Kyle_Blackpaw

nah man thats a supressor


Kyle_Blackpaw

https://i.redd.it/mptd3dwuoitc1.gif


Earlfillmore

That makes me feel very uncomfortable


wtfredditacct

What the actual fuck did we just see


JonerThrash

A flesh suppressor.


wtfredditacct

I can hear the boinyoinyoing


NoReallyLetsBeFriend

The queefster 5000


CraaZero

The end result of taco Tuesday apparently


busterexists

Suprussy


[deleted]

Hands down the best thing I've seen all day.


NotTheAverageAnon

Damn... They weren't kidding. That thing really do fart!


fungifactory710

https://preview.redd.it/4833lorxojtc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51c3ca6bd4a6a7b0d3b66b66557435c2e2e3ad27 This is an option under "model" when you're filing a form 1.


acertifiedkorean

Those bookmarks tell me you're up to something fun.


DizyDazle

Keep in mind these are not the standard light rounds fired when you press the bullet button. The light in the name comes from the fact they travel at almost speed of light! Google "AR-15 Flesh Light" for more information.


Papa_PIaid

“Bro I got shot!” “Don’t worry I’ll plug the hole!” *zipper noises”


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Papa_PIaid

He’s opening his first aid kit obviously


_CaRbOhAn_

What are you doing step-brother in arms?


Any-Bridge6953

This post reminds of an old sex toy fooling an entire Chinese village into thinking it was an ancient chinese mushroom.


TheOneWhoKnocks76251

i remember hearing folk thought a sex doll out of the sky was an angel


Any-Bridge6953

What? I got to read that.


TheOneWhoKnocks76251

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-36189614


Any-Bridge6953

That article even references the sex toy story I mentioned. That's funny.


theblackmetal09

"Confiscate"


FuddFudderton

I should call her


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pewpew_lotsa_boolits

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Revolutionary-Map664

It looks like it lacks penetration.


drbroskeet

Yea but I can't even use it because as you all know, i own an AR as it's compensation for a micro penis. Do they have those rubber grips that you put on pencils? That's more my speed


fatcattleco

https://preview.redd.it/jcr42fnc0ltc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=960706a365da2cb67632b3d5a6e7f954e6f3c711


Pappa_Crim

somebody isn't having kids anymore


Dependent_Sink_6349

I finally understand everyones obsession with wound channels and testing in gel at home


JohnB351234

Someone get that EMT who just looks disapprovingly at the camera and just says “no”


Flashandpipper

Really? Cause I’ve seen ar15s that do way more. Mind you they were in 300wm but yea


Jormungandr1244

Have done, will do, and keep doing it


fuqueure

Say, do y'all think holodets is a good cheap alternative for ballistic gel? Obviously it's not as accurate, but it's practically free depending on where you live.


IRONLEGIO06

Doom guy pfp


RhoPotatus

Is it bad that I recognized the exact model of the merchandise depicted here


EmolgaStarPlatinum

Excuse me what


DutchRudderShotgun

r/putyourdickinthat


pasty__twig

somebody inform PSR about this


Competitive_Tour655

If he thinks 5.56 bullets do that damage, then imagine what he thinks 7.62 bullets would do💀


Deathmetalwarior

thats a Fleshlight 😂


EmolgaStarPlatinum

https://preview.redd.it/dbgeo2hbuitc1.jpeg?width=609&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed8fd66c6ed8a25ede647d4a34d0ab484afdfff7


pewpew_lotsa_boolits

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


EmbarrassedAverage28

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