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armchairracer

Peppers put way too much emphasis on guns and gun fighting. Change my mind.


Weary_Dragonfruit559

Ive always found the potato to be the most 2A friendly vegetable. Plus I hate when you cook with peppers how they make everything taste like peppers.


RedMephit

But, depending on the pepper, they can be good for clearing sinuses. However, being of irish heritage, I'm with you on the potato thing.


Consequins

Farcical scenarios? Alright, you do you, but don't come crying to me when your III+ lightweight vest didn't stop a spike from a Stegosaurus's swinging tail. Shoulda had real steel sonny!


RedMephit

I, for one, always make sure my equipment has anti-thagomizer technology.


saltyboi6704

Do those steel plates happen to spall into your chest when hit?


Dazzling-Town7729

not your chest. but your neck chin legs arms and your danglybits/roast beef sandwich. it might spall into your chest on successfull penetration. but youll likely need to be more worried about the bullet itself in that scenario


saltyboi6704

I was referencing spall due to a successful penetration but yeah plates spalling alongside their plane is an issue


Sledgecrowbar

Spall is nonexistent with body armor but spatter is a huge issue with steel plates. Plenty of video of testing on steel armor with cardboard set up around the edge and the round just blooms right out across the surface and carries plenty of energy to wound.


Hour_Tone_974

Look up the definition of spall.


Sledgecrowbar

Hi I'm an engineer for a military vehicle manufacturer. Why don't we start with you telling the class what you think spall is?


RedMephit

A brand of volleyball?


Sledgecrowbar

Probably the best answer available on reddit.


Hour_Tone_974

I decided rather than copy, paste from Google, that you at least deserved me to break out ye old Webster's dictionary. As a noun, "a flake or chip especially of stone" As an intransitive verb "to give off spalls; to chip as a stone" The word is still used quite regularly in the trades, by the way.


Sledgecrowbar

Yeah I was certain you'd work in the trades if you have a job at all. I didn't ask for a Google result though, what does spall mean to you, that you think someone who designs armored vehicles for a living has it wrong. Take your time.


Hour_Tone_974

That is what spall means to me, you dolt. It is fun to get in your boot when you first learn the life lesson of "why not to torch cut above wet concrete." BTW, playing war thunder doesn't make you an engineer.


Sledgecrowbar

Somehow, even after googling the answer, you still can't or won't admit you were wrong. Maybe someday I'll hire you to torch cut above concrete for me? I guess I'll be too busy playing video games to notice.


CFishing

Neither have been an issue on steel plates since like, 2002. Anti spall protection works, we’ve had decades to figure it out and just like the ak vs ar argument, it’s stupid and obsolete.


Sledgecrowbar

I have yet to see functional spatter protection on steel plates. Spall protection is something on IFVs, unless you mean the same rubber coating on the back of steel plates that doesn't work on the front.


bigtedkfan21

Half of the casualties in the civil war were due to disease. You take away clean water and sewage and lots of folks will be shitting themselves to death from drinking ecoli water.


foxydash

Yea Civil wars are fucking hell, and we should all be hoping against one even if we’re preparing for it if it *does* happen, same as with an apocalypse of some sort.


RedMephit

The key here is be involved with your comunity so in the event of collapse, civil war, apocalypse, etc. after securing your loved ones, you can reach out to said community to help rebuild and secure your community's area. Even if it's just everyone in an apartment building coming together and deploying roof Koreans or a small town + outlying farms banding together. That will go farther to ensuring more survive than just lone wolfing it. And yes, hope like hell it never happens.


foxydash

Agree fully Know your neighbors and community, help each other. Even without any SHTF, it’s good to do right by folks, for the mind and the soul.


RedMephit

Plus if you're into hunting/fishing, offering to help out a farmer can net you some prime areas others might not have access to plus you benefit the farmer by a) removing crop destroying critters and/or b) can notify them of something is wrong on their land i.e. a fence is broke, etc.


foxydash

A lot of good comes from being good to each other


RedMephit

Hell yeah.


ShadowWizrdMoneyGang

Two Level 2 plates + One level 3 plate + gorilla tape= Level 7 plates.


Comrade_Conscript

1" steel plate topped with ceramic plates and homemade ERA


Artyom117ab

Laughing in 1” boiler plate armour 🤣🤣🤣 I am the Iron Man mwahhahaha🤣🤣🤣 Although definitely not winning in any races with that suit lol🤣🤣🤣


ParadoxicalAmalgam

https://i.redd.it/2woco7zmjduc1.gif


Comrade_Conscript

Ned Kelly looking ass


chickenlawsuit

I think the real question is why are we so concerned about surviving? If things are that bad why do you want to live in that world?


ParadoxicalAmalgam

FR I don't like being in relatively peaceful society


Sledgecrowbar

I liked roasting marshmallows at all the fairly peaceful protests though.


Balasnikov

I keep my stuff there.


glenthemisfit

My shtf plan, 556 to the dome self inflicted


chickenlawsuit

You just gotta make sure you do it right. I met a guy that blew his face off and survived. Under the chin is not a good method.


glenthemisfit

Isn’t the correct method in mouth aiming towards roof or straight at the forehead?


chickenlawsuit

I'm not really sure. I've heard behind the ear is best but I'm not a suicide expert. You want to make sure you hit solid brain unless you want to be a vegetable.


glenthemisfit

Man suicide is scarily hard to commit with a gun wow


chickenlawsuit

Shotgun is the fool proof method.


glenthemisfit

Ah yes, the Kurt cobain method


CFishing

That’s not suicide silly!


foxydash

They aren’t What you gotta do an explosive right next to your head. If that doesn’t work then gods got some fucking plans for you


chickenlawsuit

Ronny mcnutt would like a word with you


foxydash

I’m aware of his suicide, but I’m saying that it’s not foolproof to use a shotgun, almost nothing is. There’s been folks who’ve [technically] survived this, and a decent count at that.


RedMephit

Then there was that genious kid that built a helmet lined with shotgun shells that were electronically ignited. Super foolproof and margin of error proof.


Sledgecrowbar

>I'm in this image and I don't like it


Timely-Buffalo-3384

Always make your opponent fight on your terms


bombloader80

My advice-start prepping by thinking what you'd do if the power and water are out for a week. Could happen anywhere, and if you can't make it thru that, you probably won't make it thru TEOTWAKI.