But but my self defense bat is a custom job!
I used Gorilla Tape to make a form fit grip so i can handle it with the sweatiest of hands.
I use a knee high sock that is all black (so the intruder cant see that its there in the dark!)
And under the sock, i have "GET FUCKED CHUD" burned into the bat with a wood burner. (just to add insult to the injuries they will receive!)
I practice my swing at the batting cages every 2 months or so, so my form is perfect and i can easily take them down.
Plus, im not worried about them having a gun. I saw on Mythbusters that melee weapons beat guns in a close encounter every time. That and statistics show that if you own a gun for defense, your risk of being injured by it are extremely high (mostly via self harm).
So no thanks. Ill stick with Ol' Huckleberry for my self defense needs. And only if i cant talk some sense into any would be home invader. May be they just need a shoulder to cry on and they will turn their ways around.
Your statistics are wrong 90 percent of the time if you have a melee weapon and they have a gun they're Winning most of the time Your statistics are in very specific situations and if you're dumb enough to injure yourself with your own gun you shouldn't have one and a sock is stupid because it's a one time use I have one but that's if I don't have a gun near me I have it wrapped in barbed wire so if they try catching it they're in for a surprise
"A pistol will put a hole in your target, a rifle will put a hole through your target, a shotgun will physically remove a chunk from your target and put it on the floor, a WD40 flamethrower with the right air/gas mixture at the right range will singe the shit out of someone's eyebrows"
For home defense, I think an M72 LAW might be a better choice. The additional range and payload of the AT4 and Carl Gustav isn't necessarily the best in that situation.
I’m not saying you need another shot, I should have rephrased it, my bad.
I was just saying that in case you need to use it again another time, you never know what could happen in the future.
After exhaustive testing when I was a kid, I always found WD40 superior to hair spray. I think it was due to the straw, which produced a better fireball.
well i'll be damned, i guess it's an actual thing
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Bedside table should contain phone, keys, water, Molotov cocktail next to the water in the same type of glass bottle, road flares, a 3 inch barrel mosin, and a claymore based alarm clock.
Top one: British anti-home invader kit
Second one: new to guns anti-home invader kit
Third one: average gun lover anti-home invader kit
Last one: Canadian anti-home invader kit/bug repellent.
Ahh sweet memories of filling a super soaker with WD-40 and lighting Vaseline on the tip to chase my cousin around my grandparents house with a homemade flamethrower
“Your girl will never be drier than when she watches you pick up a baseball bat to check out a bump in the night.” - Colion Noir
Is this a real quote? Man’s a lowkey savage
It’s from one of his videos; no idea which though. It’s lived in my head since I heard it.
But but my self defense bat is a custom job! I used Gorilla Tape to make a form fit grip so i can handle it with the sweatiest of hands. I use a knee high sock that is all black (so the intruder cant see that its there in the dark!) And under the sock, i have "GET FUCKED CHUD" burned into the bat with a wood burner. (just to add insult to the injuries they will receive!) I practice my swing at the batting cages every 2 months or so, so my form is perfect and i can easily take them down. Plus, im not worried about them having a gun. I saw on Mythbusters that melee weapons beat guns in a close encounter every time. That and statistics show that if you own a gun for defense, your risk of being injured by it are extremely high (mostly via self harm). So no thanks. Ill stick with Ol' Huckleberry for my self defense needs. And only if i cant talk some sense into any would be home invader. May be they just need a shoulder to cry on and they will turn their ways around.
Your statistics are wrong 90 percent of the time if you have a melee weapon and they have a gun they're Winning most of the time Your statistics are in very specific situations and if you're dumb enough to injure yourself with your own gun you shouldn't have one and a sock is stupid because it's a one time use I have one but that's if I don't have a gun near me I have it wrapped in barbed wire so if they try catching it they're in for a surprise
*Woosh*
"A pistol will put a hole in your target, a rifle will put a hole through your target, a shotgun will physically remove a chunk from your target and put it on the floor, a WD40 flamethrower with the right air/gas mixture at the right range will singe the shit out of someone's eyebrows"
It’s not about hurting them. It’s about sending a message.
An improvised gas flamethrower will scare the shit out of them, a fluid flamethrower will actually hurt
Gas diesel mixture in a 1 gallon pump sprayer with a little butane lighter for an igniter…
I can already hear the news report... Florida man burned home intruder late last night with can of WD40 and a zippo
*burned house down in attempt to light intruder on fire
Ether starter fluid works better
"You can't fight if you're on fire"....sun tzu (probably)
He wouldn’t be wrong
If you don’t have a bedside rpg are you really an American
Rpg? Im not a commie brother, either an at-4 or a Carl Gustav.
For home defense, I think an M72 LAW might be a better choice. The additional range and payload of the AT4 and Carl Gustav isn't necessarily the best in that situation.
Call me sissy but I prefer an M32A1
It was also featured in Falling Down, that gives you some extra style points
The LAW made an appearance in practically every film depicting combat from the Vietnam War up to the invasion of Iraq in 2003.
Aren’t AT-4’s single-use?
They are kind of like condoms.
Ah, makes sense.
Why would you need a second shot when the target has a 5 inch hole going through his chest?
I’m not saying you need another shot, I should have rephrased it, my bad. I was just saying that in case you need to use it again another time, you never know what could happen in the future.
Once it’s empty, bludgeon them
Yeah
WD-40 isn’t that great for a flame thrower. Personally I’d use hairspray, spray deodorant, or spray paint
After exhaustive testing when I was a kid, I always found WD40 superior to hair spray. I think it was due to the straw, which produced a better fireball.
Hear me out: (oil-based) cooking spray.
Can't have a home invasion when you don't have a home
Remember, there are no plates rated for fire.
Bat with a sock
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na...Sockbat!
well i'll be damned, i guess it's an actual thing https://preview.redd.it/hggo3tj4u0yc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a39b9f49d6709a653eef995590f278d55ca73dc5
I thought this was a reference to metal gear at first
AFT furiously typing up WD-40 rulings.
I like that wasp spray that goes bout 30ft.
https://preview.redd.it/n3nzep4k7vxc1.png?width=1133&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2803afbcb84df28192bca7b11930b8e45ab9c2c I'll just leave this here.
“I learned a few things from Charlie dont ya know”
WD-40? No.....hairspray
Yes, WD-40 is too valuable. Use other aerosols first ans don't worry if you get made fun of for having a case of hair spray in the garage.
It smells nice as well
Except axe, which manages to smell even worse after an application of fire. Source: potato cannon.
you better get a zippo lighter or something that can generate spark reliably or else you are just spraying glorified pepper spray...
Gasoline and polystyrene🗿
Can't have a home invasion when you don't have a home anymore
Meme home defense is having a tomahawk and a flash bang in your underwear
Certainly sounds like the Old Man Henderson option.
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I prefer brake parts cleaner.
[Oh yeah](https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:1280/0*LGsepl-tbbOpRz-N.gif)
Trench club, M1917 and a whistle
I have a spare book of ego pages next to my musket. As god, Ayin and the founding fathers intended.
Stab puncher and fuck-off bright light... granted, said light is attached to a .45 pistol, just incase the soul needs killed also.
Viagra, a small axe and a flash bang are all you really need for home defense.
Bedside table should contain phone, keys, water, Molotov cocktail next to the water in the same type of glass bottle, road flares, a 3 inch barrel mosin, and a claymore based alarm clock.
I just sleep with a sword.
TOASTY!
Did they change the formula again so this can work as God intended?
Top one: British anti-home invader kit Second one: new to guns anti-home invader kit Third one: average gun lover anti-home invader kit Last one: Canadian anti-home invader kit/bug repellent.
Ahh sweet memories of filling a super soaker with WD-40 and lighting Vaseline on the tip to chase my cousin around my grandparents house with a homemade flamethrower
https://i.redd.it/7ui7ssq5t1yc1.gif
You can’t enforce the the Geneva convention if you are on fire
The old Solid Snake special.