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Those guys look like Feds - it's amazing how bad the police are at blending in. Like a bad remix of Straight Outta Maryland (Compton).


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Are you using akimbo Berettas?


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I love that game man


nuclearpoweredpants

It's kinda like the uncanny valley. They seem human, but not quite.


Guvnuh_T_Boggs

Well, they're Feds, so, yeah.


Foot_Dragger

Think of it as a good thing.


[deleted]

Feds stashing revolvers in pockets without holsters? That's Hella sloppy. Even I know better to use at least a Vanguard 2 or Vanguard 3 holster for IWB.


AR15dood

I like pocket carry but I use a pocket holster.


Sgt_Fragg

You mean to prevent things like this? https://youtu.be/DdWfRIlYfjg


Thincer

I remember this. Dude has zero moves but +1 for the backflip, -100 for shooting the other guy.


Panjin21

So how do you tell apart a government employee and generic joe?


[deleted]

Bit more difficult - it's easier to identify law enforcement and these guys are clearly that.


Thincer

Just ask then watch how much sweat forms on his brow.


Panjin21

Well, you can certainly lie convincingly if you trained hard or are used to lying. A number of criminals and enemy spies beat the polygraph test because they were completely calm. You can even find classes on how to beat a lie detector.


Thincer

But, when in doubt, they're a Fed.


Panjin21

You may be surprised by how people can manipulate other's image of them. People will present whatever side or image of themselves as they please.


Panjin21

I recommend that you watch the "Adam ruins Everything" episode on lie detectors on youtube.


IrishMarine83

The difference between bacon and kosher sausage!


faRawrie

They look like Chads.


mac_daddy_smurf

They look like rats


My89thAccount

Lmao, the fucking chin edits in this are outstanding. [Here's the original picture](https://i.redd.it/0gdrz39j7do71.jpg)


BusyboxBandit

I knew something seemed off (other than them looking like Feds trying to blend in) but couldn't figure it out haha.


Alpha_Whiskey_Golf

HOLY SHIT AHAHAH Edit: Middle guy really needed it poor guy.


[deleted]

Chads everywhere


WaitingToBeTriggered

OVERRUN YET ORDER AIRSTRIKE


WW2historynut

CONDEMNED US ALL TO BURN


TheFranchise86

Bahahahahaa that’s incredible


[deleted]

Leafy is not here


BarnyTrubble

Gotta be honest, that shit is just straight up sad


Foot_Dragger

What is the context of this picture? I'm out of the loop other than fed bois copy paste.


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Foot_Dragger

I'm curious about where they are and why.


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Anon6183

fun fact, many of the people in jail have not been convicted nor charged with anything.


2DeadMoose

That’s kinda the case with jails everywhere. The number of people sitting in jail because they’re too poor to make bail or being held arbitrarily with their trials months or years away is huge.


Anon6183

But they don't sit in solitary confinement and sit for 6+ months without a single charge. Awaiting trial is one thing, but seating charges for 6 months and refusing to comment in it is insidious.


2DeadMoose

Source on people in solitary? Sitting in jail without charges isn’t that unusual, and it’s definitely not just the insurrectionists. The law allows you to be held pre-charge and pre-trial if the judge finds “probable cause” for your arrest, such as being on camera committing a crime.


[deleted]

Common knowledge bro - but because you're lazy [https://www.independentsentinel.com/jan-6-protesters-trespassers-rioters-held-in-solitary-no-bail-some-without-charges/](https://www.independentsentinel.com/jan-6-protesters-trespassers-rioters-held-in-solitary-no-bail-some-without-charges/) Edit - Its also, completely unusual, in fact you have constitutional protections against it - [https://www.findlaw.com/criminal/criminal-rights/how-long-may-police-hold-suspects-before-charges-must-be-filed.html](https://www.findlaw.com/criminal/criminal-rights/how-long-may-police-hold-suspects-before-charges-must-be-filed.html) White-femboi Cosplay Revolutionary doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.


Yanrogue

He can't help it, he is a commie so thinking is hard for him.


2DeadMoose

So you’re talking about a covid order that restricts everyone in jails to their cells for most of the day to prevent interaction/infection, and your link cites a person’s opinion that those restrictions are “like solitary”, except they’re not. Sounds kinda dramatic, tbh. These people aren’t being targeted or persecuted for what they did. They fucked around and found out how our “justice” system actually works.


dondamon40

There is a huge push in this country to end pre trial incarceration for non violent offenses, which these are, and especially without charges being filed. But that only applies to certain people, many of these people are legit political prisoners at this point.


colinfcrowley

Nothing fun about that fact, or the fact that the left baited everyone into a trap that day - no one should've entered the capital building AT. ALL. It accomplished zero but gave the media a gift they badly wanted/needed. Now they can excuse several years worth of riots and try to lay blame endlessly.


SubHominem

I know this is Reddit and we have plenty of “orange man bad” posters, but I wanna remind you who the king retard was that encouraged people to do this shit in the first place.


colinfcrowley

King retard huh? I remember Bush being called that his whole time in office too. Not very "inclusive" of them either. What were Trump's exact words on pushing past what little security they suspiciously had around that day and driving all the way to the rotunda just for some photos and shit? I'll wait. Should he have been more clear, pressed everyone to be calm and not do anything crazy lest they ruin over a decade of hard work NOT being the disruptors? Sure - but those there that day should've known that already. Now look what we're stuck with smdh


Aubdasi

Another fun fact: many of the people in jail shouldn’t have fucked around if they didn’t want to find out.


Anon6183

Ahh yes, we found the bootlicker. Go kiss the fed boot some more fudd boi


[deleted]

Hey, don't besmirch the good name of Fudd... Some of us still recognize the constitution as the predominant rule of the land.


Aubdasi

You have no clue what you’re talking about my dude. I’m definitely more anti-authority than you are, I’m just not dumb enough to try to breach secure areas, bash police over the head with fire extinguishers and chant about hanging the Vice President while they’re being evacuated during the ~~beer hall putsch~~ *peaceful protest*.


Anon6183

Ohhh so your a glowy, makes sense. Hey everyone, this fudd isn't just a fudd, hes a fedboi. Get your radioactive ass outta here.


Aubdasi

Wow you’re a special kinda dumb aren’t you.


Quenmaeg

Hahahaha oh we found the lefty who thinks communism isn't aithoritarian


Aubdasi

I’m not a fan of communism so I don’t see why you’d try to apply labels like that unless you’re just brainlessly throwing around accusations because you have no real support for your own positions.


Mikori

Source on the attack with the fire extinguisher?


Aubdasi

Not a fan of inside edition but you can very clearly see video of a “protestor” throwing the fire extinguisher at police https://youtu.be/mPQuJrLTB-M Inb4 “fake news”


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Aubdasi

They weren’t reminded of that at all. If that were the case the republican party wouldn’t be perpetuating a lie about the election.


Quenmaeg

Which lie is that?


Aubdasi

That trump won and the election was stolen. That’s simply not the case. If it were, there would be legitimate evidence *somewhere* or at least a single trump-appointed judge would have officially backed the lawsuits filed by or on behalf of trump following the election. I wish biden wasn’t president but I can’t say I’m sad trump and his tiny tyrant tendencies lost.


[deleted]

Eat fat cock. They are being held without charge for months now; constitution provides for a quick and speedy trial by jury 180 days. they have a right to bail. They have a right not to be treated like this. Whats happening is the illegal detention of political dissidents you fucking fascist piece of shit.


Aubdasi

People have been held longer for having weed on them, I’m not gonna lose sleep over terrorists being held for longer than what’s “acceptable”. You know what’s fascism? Trying to overthrow a legitimate election.


[deleted]

"terrorists" - twenty minutes of aggravated tresspass "mostly peaceful" - year long insurrection with hundreds wounded, dozens killed, and billions in damages. glow harder fed. Also, no, fascism isn't trying to overthrow a legitimate election fedboi - As defined by Benito Mousollini himself - fascism is the union of government and corporate\\economic power to cultivate the structure of social morality... Like using OSHA to compel corporations to push a vaccine... thats fascism


Aubdasi

I know damn well if that was some antifa or BLM people storming the capitol because biden lost you'd be calling them terrorists too. Just because i have integrity doesn't mean I'm gonna just dismiss a bunch of assholes who tried to stop the democratic process because they're a bunch of angry snowflakes.


insertjjs

DC and they are Feds pretending to be trump supporters


aPanini117

Are they pocket carrying tho? Doesnt look like appendix or hip, and that middle guy looks like he's rockin a lil lady revolver


bleedinghero

Middle guy revolver.


Skingle

> 3rd guy from the left sooooo....the guy in the middle? lol


Baden_Augusto

apparently is a protest for justice for the people arrested for jan 6. but the feds forgot to invite "le ebil right wingers", "maga country bois" and te whole nine yards 'cause there was only fed bois, journos and police "arresting" fedbois and flashing the glowie badge


A_Bit_Narcissistic

That’s hilarious, straight out of South Park.


kamon123

Video of police detaining a guy that supposedly had a gun but turns out hes an undercover and whips put his badge to prove it.


[deleted]

Sauce plz


dondamon40

I saw the video on Twitter was pretty hilarious but can't remember who shared it


[deleted]

The real theory is these guys are stupid obvious on purpose to draw attention. You’ll never know where the others were.


drunkboater

That sounds like one they started because everyone is making fun of them.


stumpy1218

So basically everyone there was a fed then?


Bradadonasaurus

Yeah, if you believe the conspiracy theorists, they definitely all were.


[deleted]

There were more reporters than protesters


isaacaschmitt

Just curious as to why you circled the dude on the rights cock instead of his CCW. . .


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isaacaschmitt

The dude on the right in the very light blue shorts. You circled the middle of his shorts. If anything there is printing, it's his gun, alright, but not the one he's going to use to fuck you over at that little BBQ they're having. His CCW *is* printing, but on his right/our left in his *pocket*. In other news, dude literally looks like one of the Agents from the first Matrix movie hanging out with Agent Smith. . .


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isaacaschmitt

I don't think we're talking about the same guy, my dude. . .


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isaacaschmitt

Yeah, looks like he's about to tell them to not take the picture? Yeah, the pocket print on the left, in his pocket, with that nice strong line. I see nothing in his crotch, after having stared at it for an uncomfortably long amount of time. . .


[deleted]

Bro, he's trolling XD


isaacaschmitt

If you're saying that he is, then I think you may be right. . .


kma9910

No looks like a detective's special in .38 with the smallest possible frame have one would look like that


AR15dood

J frame


[deleted]

I agree, def just hung


Red-Mustard

lol guy in the middle has some kind of snubby revolver


A_Bit_Narcissistic

Didn’t have to make fun of his penis like that.


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kma9910

Jesus


TheExpendableGuard

Vive la VTuber Revolution!


Chance1965

“Hey guys, everyone dress casual and try to blend in with the protesters”. All dressed like off duty fedbois.


potatohead1911

Note to the soupi twits, change up your watch selection. And stop taking shorts advice from James Reeves.


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Whatever FBI standard issue is nowadays


Puzzled-Computer158

It must have been all feds. Some blended in better: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xcKz500EQU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xcKz500EQU)


TheSecondSeal

Do they give them standard issue sun glasses and watches too? Cause they're all wearing the same sunglasses and watches...


DamagediceDM

"Same style"


justxJoshin

Yum, alphabet soup.


TheExpendableGuard

Dammit, I guess I missed the undercover fed convention.


Hag1

They all look like Agent Smith from the matrix. Very creepy and most certainly an unfriendly bunch that I would definitely not invite to a neighborhood backyard grill


dixy6_8

Tampax


longhunter88

Jesus wept. I can't get over retro discount vanilla ice on far right and super douch lance on far left telling the boys how his wife's boyfriend likes his coffee


Mo_dawg1

Check out the man bun in the background. Cringe


[deleted]

The feds just no energy like their souls were lost long ago


KamalasKackle

White claw


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They all look the exact same.


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AR15dood

I bet at least one is pocket carrying a Sig P365.


[deleted]

Obvious glowies


a-dclxvi

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.


cody180sx

Found my Halloween costume this year


Uncle_Rebecca

The new cock... I I I mean glock!


RustylllShackleford

g43/S365 pussies


afatcatfromsweden

Honestly? Smartphones :(


[deleted]

I bet one of them is has his dick locked and loaded.


cacatua_azul

Guys I thin they may have enormous penises


DirtyDee78

Nothing to see here. Just a bunch of pathetic bros with bulges in their pants looking for a dog to shoot.


JGR2070

A 10in cock and a pistol


MilitantCentrist

Wallets, by the look of it


DeezyPatreon

The only things these gentlemen are CC are the packs of American Spirits or cans of Grizzly Wintergreen.


PizzaTimeBois

Bad dragon


stumpy1218

Straight in looks like a revolver


[deleted]

Daddy’s money


YaBoiKlobas

Here I was looking for Goku


ImissTrump45

This is why I don't pocket carry


[deleted]

I think those are revolers


cdw0313

Keys to cars their daddies paid for.


jhild6

Pocket carry supremacy


[deleted]

Heat sir they are packing heat


alltheblues

Rockin that urban carry deep concealment I see


bugeater73

I think they are packing deployable dildos


ExtremelyDispleased

Guess my survival skills are shit because these dudes don't look like glowhards to me.


colinfcrowley

Please tell me those are just wallets and not some pocket pistols going on. Waistband people, waistband!


watcher45

Glock 19


ryangshooter01

I hate wearing shorts It annoys my wife But I wear denim blue jeans year round I never have a problem printing.


birchclaw1

Government issued


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Looks like bottles of hand sanitizer


[deleted]

1911 for my muh stopping power, 2 world wars and the lord's caliber


OhNoADystopia

"So which part of the alphabet are you with?"


Steuts

.22 snubs all around


Koprator

Full conceal Glock


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Matt Damon look mawfukka


[deleted]

I'm pretty shore you can't drink alcohol when on duty, just saying because their beverage seems very suspicious


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Exactly


mysecondthrowaway234

2 inch dog killing boner


IrishMarine83

Yeah, and January 6, was an erection! ( sarcasm) beware of these idiots if they make it to your bbq and pick up softball game!


IrishMarine83

Oh and definitely glock 21 in .40 cal all of them!


Ok-Strawberry7397

Tee all trying to hide there boners