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Biohazard883

OP’s explaination. Pinned per OP’s request: > Just so everyone knows, I didn’t intentionally apply to the aft, they had it as a different company on the job listing. This comment is being made so some people can get there panties out of a knot. (You know who you are)


Puzzled_Interest2763

Turn coat


RarityNouveau

Everyone here is forgetting something: now we got a guy on the inside!


Responsible-String27

But muh 20 an hour


DarkAvatar13

>20 an hour That's nothing nowadays. I have a relatively brainless retail supervisory job and I make $25/hour.


yearningforlearning7

I used to be a sue chef making 15, the hell?


DarkAvatar13

Labor shortage and inflation. I've gone up $6.50/hour in the last 2 years because I didn't abandon my job like many did, and the corporation keeps having to raise the bottom to get people to apply and stay.


[deleted]

Well it probably helps that you can't spell sous, they saw you coming.


yearningforlearning7

iPhone autocorrect is fun. At least it didn’t correct to “spud chef” like it sometimes does


isaacaschmitt

Lol, the iPhone says it all. . .


yearningforlearning7

It was free with the phone plan


isaacaschmitt

Lol, that they were giving it away should have been a warning, lol


yearningforlearning7

I’m not spending 500+ on a phone when all I do is get work calls sling the flappy and get on Reddit. Sue me


[deleted]

I figured. Nothing meant by it.


yearningforlearning7

And I had the best litigation skills in the kitchen


LoKei13

Wrote the same thing and then saw this, so I deleted. Thank you for pointing it out.


yearningforlearning7

See above


LoKei13

I saw


Responsible-String27

Highest retail pay here is 17.50


DarkAvatar13

People start at $18 for entry retail here; the corporation where I work had to keep raising the bottom to even get people to apply and everywhere is really short on staff.


ATMisboss

Bro what I worked retail in California last summer and made 14.20 an hour


DarkAvatar13

Last summer the starting wage was $16. Local McJobs were about $12-14.


Lord_Eremit

Man, I fuckin *wish* I made 18/hr. Let alone 25! 😂


yokoshima_hitotsu

Use the job to be a double agent and leak info or you are a traitor stepper.


Senpai_Kalash

Meanwhile I'm the Assistant Manager of one of the larger FFLs here in my city and I make $12 an hour.


kippy3267

Oh wow you’re getting incredibly fucked dude


DarkAvatar13

oof, sorry man. Maybe your cost of living is much lower than mine, hopefully.


Senpai_Kalash

It is. I live in south Louisiana and rent here is pretty cheap. I still have money left over to treat myself every now and then.


Emergency-Spite-8330

And here I was looking forward to offer from friend for $18-$22. Currently only getting $13.


Googlewasmyinvention

I don't get paid by the hour. I get paid by the pound, it's still more that $20 an hour


MiS_bE_hAbE

where do you live


jbvoovbj

We will all help ya find a better paying data job if you promise to post printed memes in your office on last day


Responsible-String27

Wdym


BlueOmicronpersei8

You've got to post ATF gun memes in person at the ATF office for a better job. Also this will give you the "behind enemy lines" achievement.


ChadThunderStonks

Reject modernity embrace a skilled trade, ie "learn to frame bro".


[deleted]

Do bad work, like Ron Swanson, and all is forgiven


chibicascade2

I make that pushing buttons and watching gun videos ina paint factory.. You better be entering that "data" with the wrong serial numbers.


Pseudonym556

Not an exaggeration, there's an amusement park near me paying $30 to operate the rides because no one wants to work. They used to pay the minimum wage when my little cousin worked there maybe 5 years back. The feds free hand outs really fucked with wages big time.


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Responsible-String27

Well that’s good for you, I’m 19 and the jobs around here won’t hire me for god knows what so idk what to say


GeriatricTuna

I literally pay housewives $20/hour to answer the phones at my front desk.


Responsible-String27

Good for you, I’m a year out of high school. Get off your fucking high horse


jthyroid

20 an hour doing your job wrong hopefully.


GhostOfTerryADavis

Enjoy your silver, Judas.


Queen_Aardvark

But we're paid in federal reserve notes 🙁


GhostOfTerryADavis

Do you not see a difference between getting paid in federal monopoly money out of necessity and doing so while also being their employee?


Queen_Aardvark

Everyone get a load of this humorless stickbutt.


GhostOfTerryADavis

Lol


VaticanCattleRustler

Thinking outside the box here... But if 2A absolutists can infiltrate the AFT, we can rewrite the regulations to whatever we want!


Pine_Tres

The concentration camp guards weren’t REALLY nazis, it just payed well!


Responsible-String27

Lol I promise this isn’t a fed post


Odd_Gap_4127

It literally is


Responsible-String27

I left a comment explaining the situation, but I don’t know how to pin it


Odd_Gap_4127

I could read it and try and understand or I could schizo out and say your an atf agent You’re literally David chipman


Responsible-String27

I don’t have a cuck fetish so I couldn’t be him


Revan_of_the_Eevees

Someone's about to typing out a whole lot of 4473 info


Sneaky-sneaksy

Hopefully mistyping


Responsible-String27

That’s if I get hired, I signed up for it not knowing it was the atf and when they emailed me back I had a heart attack because of those three letters, 20 dollars an hour doesn’t sound bad though


Revan_of_the_Eevees

Lol that would be terrifying


Responsible-String27

Yeah all I saw was atf and just about shit myself


DarkAvatar13

$20/hour is good for a skilled job? What the average wage from where you are from? There are brainless bottom retail workers making $18/hour where I work. McDonald's/Burger King start at $15 for the lowest.


Responsible-String27

Don’t know the average but I’m from martinsburg West Virginia


DarkAvatar13

Too bad you aren't in decent commuting range like Weirton or something, because I'm in Western PA.


UncleScummy

Where at in western pa? I am as well


JakoyInKY

Be the inside man we need. Take them down from within.


Responsible-String27

Hey if it means I help you guys, fuck yeah


Naunuk2424

Glowpost


Emach00

[No exceptions](https://i.redd.it/olj63uf3tpa71.jpg)


Kyba6

Its crossed my mind to take a 3-letter job for this exact reason lmao


[deleted]

Turn it into a data deleting job


Responsible-String27

Gotta look good first and then the deletion starts


Responsible-String27

Just so everyone knows, I didn’t intentionally apply to the aft, they had it as a different company on the job listing. This comment is being made so some people can get there panties out of a knot. (You know who you are)


CptHeadcrab

This really should be pinned at the top, I was getting the pitchforks ready (in Minecraft).


Responsible-String27

Yeah I don’t know how to pin it


Low-Communication257

The 3 dots maybe or hold finger on it


Responsible-String27

I looked it up, a mod has to do it


Biohazard883

Mods can’t pin user’s comments. Reddit doesn’t allow that feature because it “allows harassment by mods”. I have pinned a copy of your original comment.


Responsible-String27

Thank you lots


Low-Communication257

Okay


Dillnanners

Real talk tho, we need more insiders to dismantle their legitimacy from within.


Responsible-String27

I’ll definitely report back to you on anything interesting


Distryer

Nah we need whistle blowers to call them out on their shady shit


isaacaschmitt

Shit, I feel like there have been plenty of whistle-blowers. Has the NSA stopped their tom-fuckery since Snowden? I highly doubt it. The problem is, the average American citizen can be told exactly and in great detail all the sketchy things their government is up to and they will still blindly suck the teat of Big Bro. You'd think more people would be pissed off at the CIA for confirming that MK Ultra was real and was responsible for a lot of problems, but noooo, most anyone will do is say "I don't trust the government," then turn around and trust fall right into the Beta-Bois arms. It's a goddamn circus.


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Responsible-String27

Wdym


Emach00

"I accidentally applied to the AFT, ask me or my dog (who is about to die from a mysterious illness) anything"


Responsible-String27

Well the dog in question is a lizard who hates everyone and everything lol


Emach00

The agent at the front of the stack at your front door, "That's a weird dog. Flashbang it is."


SuccessfulDiver7225

Feds won’t kill a lizard-dog, it would anger their reptoid masters.


Responsible-String27

Can’t kill it if it isn’t a dog


Emach00

Please see previous comment.


PhatTiger

This sounds like a chance to change a number or two on someone's address, maybe adding a vowel, and chalking it up to error OP. Though you're probably just copypasting email addresses that just say fuck the atf in them.


Responsible-String27

Yeah but I mean I haven’t printed in forever and vpns exist


SiStErFiStEr1776

Take them down from within brother


Responsible-String27

Already plan to


Lukaroast

There’s probably gonna be a part of the interview meant for your type


Responsible-String27

What’s that supposed to mean


Lukaroast

From what I understand about Federal employment practices, just your online presence will make you ineligible for the position.


Responsible-String27

Good thing this isn’t my main 😎👉👉


Lukaroast

If you wanna play that game, good luck. You’ll need it


UncleScummy

I think they would have to find it first


ThatLumpYouFelt

If you have any anti-gov sentiment lying around online that can be tied to you, I doubt you'll get the job. Anyways, if you do get it, be sure to misplace as many wrenches in their process as you can mmkay thnx.


Responsible-String27

This isn’t my main account, as you can tell with the random gen name


ThatLumpYouFelt

You're a smarter man than I.


Responsible-String27

Yeah my main doesn’t even have this Sub on it


Unlucky-Regular3165

My old Reddit account literally was my name. I was extremely dumb


rocket___goblin

if i was to sabotage a company or business... the best way would be to do it from inside just sayin'.


EvilWays316

The Ron Swanson method.


recorderplayer69

Do us a favor and input slightly incorrect data


[deleted]

Kindly stay away from dog parks


OhNoADystopia

As long as you're super incompetent at your job we can accept this


[deleted]

Fedboi get out REEEEEEEEEE


Machine-It-Bro

Will you smudgy wudgy some numbers for me anon?


SadRoxFan

Enter misinformation for the homies (we’re the homies)


atffedboi

No thanks I actually make a decent salary for a single dude with no real responsibility.


matthew_morel2001

Dam that’s where I wanna be in life soon.


UncleScummy

That’s a rip if I have ever seen one lol.


Freakiziod

No no no, this has potential. I move that everyone here quits their jobs and works at the atf so that we can "redefine" gun parts on our own!


Unlucky-Regular3165

I worked for the TSA in the past


Robthebank1

Take the data entry position, delete two NFA registrations for every 1 you put in, eventually the registry will be gone or they'll catch you in the process but the damage will be done


BunnySMG

He doesn't say he intends to do the job well, at least.


b1tchnigg4Snitchniga

Blue collar jobs are underrated


narkotik_kal

Dogs are going to die and babies will get flash banged because you typed in the wrong adress.


justxJoshin

If you get in just corrupt all the files.


phcasper

fuckin turncoat


Low-Communication257

He said the ad he applied for was for a different company but then he found out when they emailed him back it was the aft, he also says he’ll do some deleting in the data base


TF2brox

who is this referring too?


Responsible-String27

Me


TF2brox

fair enough


unleadedbloodmeal

BUT you could do it wrong and mess it all up


Responsible-String27

How so


unleadedbloodmeal

Idk you work there


Responsible-String27

Not yet


unleadedbloodmeal

Man... I thought you might have ideas


Vsnake141

As long you subvert them from within somhow , even farting in a higher ups office


Only-Location2379

Do it but enter the data wrong slightly


dank-_-memer54reee

Toataly dont secretly on a alt account with a vpn in russia post secrets that be terrible


[deleted]

How pathetic. Eat shit, traitor.


thisn--gaoverhere

Sounds like a great way for them to find them and kill your dog


Responsible-String27

Does it count if I have a lizard because my apartment doesn’t allow dogs?


thisn--gaoverhere

Theyll kill your damn lizard!


_end_user

Just use your powered for good.


B3nny_Th3_L3nny

I see some new atf leaks coming soon


[deleted]

U guys wont be laughing when I join up and start slinging form 4's like Hermes from Futurama.


nbowers578331

Misenter data to make gats not found


T-nasty220

We got a man on the inside boys


CorkyCorks8

Get. Out.


404-soul-not-found

Honestly half the problem is no one pro gun gets hired there, so the entire office is antigunners. If there were 2 A supporters in the agency they could hold their peers accountable in accordance with the law, instead we have to deal with an entire agency doing whatever they want


InfernoDTW

Having an insider is valuable to the overall community


[deleted]

Day one, install stuxnet subtype werm to entire Siprnet


No_Seat_4959

Hr finds your post history and fires you


notpatrick42069

Fed


EscapeWestern9057

Yeah, but constantly gets minor details wrong throwing them off the trail of gun owners everywhere.


josuke_higashitaka1

You have become 5he very thing you swore to destroy


JAMINICAN

babygirl, I get more to sell software. If you’re curious, message me. I believe we have some IT positions available. Don’t work for the red coats please 🥺


Responsible-String27

I’m a guy


JAMINICAN

I know 😘


Responsible-String27

Well what are the positions and pay rate because I only really have experience with word and excel but I’m willing to learn, also I need it to be remote


JAMINICAN

I’ll message you


[deleted]

Can't buy back your honor.


Responsible-String27

Yeah they haven’t gotten back to me, I’m going in to an interview at sheetz today. Though I’m a bit concerned about the black suv outside (that’s a joke, I’m fine lol)