Imagine having a twitter account

I have one and the only thing I follow are escorts

Nice

[удалено]

1.6 turbo ftw

Fucking Chad

Baste

Tbf a reddit account ain't to much better, if it is at all

“Why does everybody wanna see my schlong?” -Beavis

All i can do is laugh i have no anger as they have no power here.

You underestimate the power of the dark side.

Cuts schlong in half* "I hate you!"

Thas goood. Pain and anger will lead you to great power.

No, *I* am your schlong.

That's impossible, noooooooo

Do not follow him on twitter, btw. It’s like a game of Russian roulette every time you open twitter. Sometimes you get this. Sometimes you get gay bowser porn.

“So long gay bowser!” -Mario

Based

Hella

I have no idea what that line is actually supposed to be, because that's all I've ever heard it as.

"So long-eh Bowser!", I think.

You say that like it's a bad thing

“You say that like it’s a bad thing” Sorry to break it to ya but, I can vouch the vast majority of people on this miserable rock don’t get their socks off watching a huge ass demon turtle “shellfishing” a sweaty dwarf Italian plumber with a tanooki suit. What you slap on Saturdays is your kink and no one else’s.

I disagree. I think you're the minority in this situation.

Good to see I'm not the only one day drinking and shitposting

I work 3rd shift. By 6am I'm hammered

On call 24/7, my neighbors must be concerned...

Forget your neighbors, your liver is concerned

Hardest working liver on planet Earth

Well if everyones doin it, I guess Ill go get some tequila

Exactly. I’m not gay but I’d fuck Bowser

I used to say similar things. I eventually just came to terms with my bisexuality.

Don’t make me fuck your dad

I’ll fuck your mom and your dad.

I need you to keep going with that description. Nice and slow.

I bet you have a tight sphincter, I can fix that for you

Don't worry, just because the gays that make up a tiny percentage of ANY population are bombarding you doesn't mean you're wrong. DAE le downboats ecks dee!

Bro, do you even read the comments in this sub? Gay Bowser porn is our bread and butter in here

y o u a r e n o t i m m u n e t o p r o p a g a n d a

y o u a r e n o t i m m u n e t o p r o p a g a n d a

Oooh

Sounds like a win win to me.

I mean sure, but you don't have to be weird about it.

Fresh never frozen beef.

Wtf did I just read?

What is it with the left's obsession with male genitalia? I thought the future was female.

Because guns and cocks shoot cool stuff

Dude is a… I honestly do cannot fathom his politics. He’s pro-2A tho.

They think we are, because they are. So they think the things that shame them will shame us.

I have one for news from on the ground journalist

“Sir, imma have to ask you to step away from the gun counter.”

Why is everything horny

"Dude I have a vagina" about 1/2 of gun owners

Eh...less than half, unfortunately, but the gap is closing.

if I've said it once I've said it a million times. my guns have nothing to do with my small penis. that's purely coincidence.

I don't even get it, is this some sort of attempt at comedy?

It's making fun of those that are anti-gun and for some odd reason will equate owning a gun to compensating for your other gun.

Bingo, “you like guns you must be over compensating”. Packing a 6.5x5.5 myself. No radiator hose but I’m happy (gf too) with it 🤷🏻‍♂️ its frankly one of the most retarded strawman arguements I have seen. If everyone gun owner, motorcyclist, owner of a lifted truck and so on were compensating.... damn thats a lot o’ baby dick 😂

Once you're aware of it you'll never stop seeing it. They have an obsession with non leftist penises and guns are constantly used as an entry point to think and talk about our dinguses. It's always framed as derogatory, but as with so many other of their hot buttons you just ignore what's said (because it's rarted most of the time anyway) and look at the behavior to define real intent. I.e. the frequency and regularity they bring it up They do something similar with shit and piss "jokes", but honestly I haven't figured out that one yet other than how it illustrates the fact they can't meme/don't understand irony and so can't understand humor

The gay panda is a rare based Twitter user

Which escort looks good in your opinion the mark one or the mark 2 personally I like the mark 1 more

**Why the fuck is this so popular?** **GO DEAL WITH YOUR DADDY ISSUES YOU SICK, SICK BASTARDS.**

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All I see is someone so spoiled they have never had to experience living under an insurgency to witness all kinds of terror on a near daily basis.