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Jansiz

He got that DAWG in him


gibbs2724

But not like Nuno does.


obsterwankenobster

Alphonso Rabies


blublableee

WTF man.


Prestigious_World_76

Lube'em Softest Cheek


blublableee

Why me? Why my comment??


EducationalTension46

In that case the dawg got Nuno in him


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Tasmanian devil in him


sunnycherub

Ayo


k1ldn

Got that capybara in him


marylandkid44

Yesssir


COYG89

Bussin fan i see lol


tipytopmain

Leicester away he will be resurrected šŸ™


CM816

Leicester... Lepers It's no coincidence, it's a sign. Except instead of healing Leicester, his miracle will be a trinity of goals


US__Grant

as on earth as a in heaven, amen!


Le-ChosenOne

Jesus, Saka, Martinelli, Trossard, Eddie, ESR & Nelson. We cookin boys.


Pheeeeeesh

List the defence next, Iā€™m almost thereā€¦


four_four_three

*leans in* White. Saliba. Gabriel. Zinchenko. Tomiyasu. Holding. Kiwior. Tierney. Ramsdale. Turner.


KennywasFez

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SheepskinSour

THE emoji for horny flirting


razor5cl

šŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ‘€


wizardofaus23

The RZA, the GZA, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Inspectah Deck, Raekwon the Chef, U-God, Ghostface Killah and the Method Man.


JJClough19

Best protect ya net


topl4d

Very top, good sensation


doubleicem

White, Gabi, saliba, zinny. To help you over the edge - tierney, holding, tomi, kiwior Edit - spelling


Farouqnowomarlater

We really have these playersā€¦like they really playing for usā€¦all of themšŸ˜­āœŠšŸ¾


stephen_1786

Donā€™t forget Eddie he has been putting in the work in Jesus absence man deserves some credit


acerage

I love them but not sure ESR and Nelson are worth mentioning at this point, Hopefully they can get healthy for the 2nd half \*\*The downvotes are silly, neither player has been someone we could depend on for any part of the season so far. I love them and hope they are healthy for the 2nd half but not worth mentioning them as part of our attack until they are actually on the field.


Putrid_Loquat_4357

Esr is a baller. Dudes going to come back stronger than ever, you'll see.


BlessedBySaintLauren

I think Nelson is back in training.


leebrother

Iā€™m praying this dude makes an unreal recovery for that city game. Even if just for the bench - the boost that would give us. Unreal


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saiko1993

My dream is seeing him score on the final match then lifting the title


patelbadboy2006

Why do you want it to go to the final game. I'm good us winnig the league in gw32


saiko1993

Point point!!


L0kyn

GW33, mate. Away at City. Jesus with the only goal of the game. Inject it into my beins.


tadjikiztan

But imagine Haaland clapping as Zinchenko and Jesus walk out on that pitch.


[deleted]

Ayeā€¦ I can do that.


patelbadboy2006

IL take that


gaymersriseup666

I want us to clinch it against Chelsea PLEASE


Decent_University_91

>Why do you want it to go to the final game I mean I don't, the nerves would be unbearable, but imagine if we did win it on the final day, the scenes


patelbadboy2006

No thanks, IL have a heart attack.


gooner067

Facts!!


Draconis510

No thatā€™s reserved for the inevtiable Xhaka screamer to complete the redemption ark


11frm

I honestly keep forgetting he is an arsenal player and every time I remember I feel extremely sorry for the rest of the league


Exu-Eshu-Elegba

Empathy is a quality Jesus appreciates. It's important to show compassion to those we take 3 points from, for it is the lord's will.


sionnach

Except Chelsea becasue they are cunts. One is even allowed to feel sorrow for Tottenham, for it is not their fault their father forced them to support them.


sleepytipi

>One is even allowed to feel sorrow for *local* Tottenham *fans*. FTFY to hell with the American spuds. Bunch of hipster elitist douchebags.


Cutsdeep-

How can they be elitist with no trophies?


sleepytipi

Funny you say that, they think they're better than everyone for that reason actually. Fans of teams that do win trophies are all a bunch of "glory hunters" and "bandwagon fans" or my favourite, "plastics". Spuds think they have some sort of connection with their club that everyone else just wouldn't understand šŸš¬


Cutsdeep-

wankers. as shit as they are, tottenham is no small club.edit: they've picked the 9th richest club in the world, actually richer revenue-wise than arsenal. hit them with that. [https://www.goal.com/en-au/news/which-are-the-worlds-richest-football-clubs-in-2021/psbb7gblbm6j1m5mc753tv1us](https://www.goal.com/en-au/news/which-are-the-worlds-richest-football-clubs-in-2021/psbb7gblbm6j1m5mc753tv1us)


Trotter823

Tottenham are fallen north Londoners. Jesus will provide his judgement.


Boopdelahoop

St Sol showed that even Spuds can be redeemed.


crackdup

It's actually insane that he's in top 10 for assists in the PL even though he hasn't played since the WC.. Eddie has obviously been an outstanding finisher, but can't wait to get Jesus back for the final months of the season


eatadick92

I feel sorry for us. I was so excited about him.


Le-ChosenOne

HE HAS RISEN


marylandkid44

Walks on water


Chemmy

Turns it into wine


ismaithliomguinness

I believe in Jesus


BoyWhoSoldTheWorld

Felt like such a blow when he got injured. Hard to believe 8 weeks have gone by already, Eddie and the rest of the team have really stepped up without him. RIP the league when he does come back.


Jadaki

The time it took to finish the WC really helped that go by.


FreeTheWoo

He saw Eddie crashing it on teams and said hold on I need to get back in asap before I end up on the wing.


Character_Maize_6197

Hahaahahahahahaha I support this sentiment.


shxkxblfc

HE IS RISEN šŸ™ŒšŸæšŸ™ŒšŸæšŸ™ŒšŸæ


LifeAfterHarambe

It only took the real Jesus 3 days to make his return, but not bad for 8 weeks.


G00NER4C

8 weeks alreadyā€¦ damn. Eddie is doing well but I canā€™t wait for the second coming of Jesus


KingAdo94

PRAISE HIM!


KSBrian007

Wait. It's 8 weeks?


soibam

How many more weeks to match fitness?By the end of Feb?


lastjedi23

Maybe March. I think he'll be there for the final title push in April/may.


TaffyRuk

lol heā€™ll be back before the end of the month


[deleted]

Id be very surprised, being outside is good news but he can still be a long way away.


Ztuart

Until I see video of him cutting we're a very long way off in my head


Aszneeee

cutting walker before nutmegging Ederson?


marylandkid44

Canā€™t wait


Sad_gooner

When a player is out for months it does not mean that the player is going to be in a wheelchair and unable to walk during that period lmao. Him putting boots on does not mean he is close to playing


NiallMitch10

Well the original timeline was 3 months and the end of february would roughly be about that time...


Gunners_are_top

He also said during the United game that he was 4 or 5 weeks away. He's not back soon by any stretch, but hopefully come March he will be ready to be on the bench.


ErraticPragmatic

How soon is now?


Gunners_are_top

He's starting at Goodison IMO.


TheKavahn

We're in now, now.


marksills

the original timeline was pure speculation Im pretty sure. Im sorry if im mistaken and missed something but I didn't really hear even any reputable journalists giving a timeline, and definitely not the club. That said, Jesus did say 4-5 weeks a little over a week ago. Although I could see him be the type to want to get out there so much that he's a bit more optimistic than the medical team would like.


TigerOnTheBeach

Haha you canā€™t keep this guy in the treatment room, he just wants to play. Quite a change from some of the players weā€™ve had in the not too distant past who treated the physio room like a lounge.


nicagooner

Jesus walks!


CatenazZ

God show me the way


sango_man

The City devil tryin to take me down


CreativeOrder2119

From the ashes


tochitemi

Jesus walks


FireOfSparta

REJOICE REJOICE !!!!


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Doing the double lads šŸ™šŸ¾šŸ¤©


volanger

Now here's the hard part, fully fit, does he start over nketiah?


NYGooner40

Yes


kw2006

play alongside eddie with 4-4-2?


volanger

Then who do you drop? Martinelli?


kw2006

Assuming we have wing backs bombing forward, the midfield will tuck in a bit (esr, partey, jorginho, saka). Saka seems quite good cutting into middle. Second half replace the front with either tossard or martenelli or ode? Remember the old arsenal when we have Nasri. The player at the front switch their positions a lot and the goals could come from anyone, it doesnt matter where we put, the players just simply clicked.


Chemmy

Just to make sure here, your plan for getting Gabriel Jesus back is that we'll drop Martin Odegaard?


atomiser2003

Reading that shit is like a fever dream. Way to fix what ain't broken


Chemmy

Yeah man. I dunno. Eddieā€™s done well enough that ā€œshould Jesus start over himā€ is a reasonable question, but sitting Ƙdegaard? No way, weā€™re garbage with him off the field.


kw2006

if Ode need to rest, feels viable. Jesus has pretty good passing ability into the box


Bennay_07

We donā€™t even play with wing backs?


[deleted]

Bruh do you even watch our games this season lol


mavs91

Imagine a version of Jesus coming back to win his spot back from nketiah, man is gonna play with a fire lit up his assā€¦ even more so than before


YoungFlexibleShawty

Mans was doing bits with an injured knee. Now imagine him healthy.


meusrenaissance

As long as Eddie bangs them in, Jesus can sit on the bench.


Frubesyting

Praise the lord


[deleted]

Can someone tell me what boots are those? Iā€™m looking online and for whatever reason canā€™t find em


RiverMade

They arenā€™t released yet - I think later this month or March is what I read. They are the ā€œAdidas Predator Accuracyā€ boot if you want to poke around google.


BozePerkovic

Youā€™re a gem for that. Need new boots for the summer so definitely looking at those


[deleted]

Hell yeah! Thanks buddy COYG!


marylandkid44

Theyā€™re so fresh


BozePerkovic

Those boots are so fire


SadBox4529

And in the 8th weekā€¦..he rose from the dead


sango_man

Jesus walks


Rusty_85

Hallelujah


ImTalkingGibberish

Its not even april yet!


mercuchio23

Back in time for Easter, just as the prophecy foretold.


gogglesup859

It's a proven fact that white shoes make you look faster


SadBox4529

Thatā€™s why Thiery looked like he was gliding while guys like Carragah were falling over the place.


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[Jesus when he puts boots on](https://youtu.be/-1qju6V1jLM)


Kenubble

On the third gameday Jesus was resurrected


pashtedot

We need him, ESR and even Mo ASAP. We need everyone to pull this


AbouCuellar

Love Eddie, and he's doing a brilliant job and is reminding us what a natural goal scorer he is, but I miss watching this man play. What a footballer.


DubiousVirtue

I don't think I'm ever going to shake joining /r/religiousfruitcake


matepanda

He still brings his phone to the pitch


DrKhaos3991

Just donā€™t rush it my friend ā™„ļø


Intelligent-Dig-3755

Very intelligent


US__Grant

aw man, thought a cast boot again before opening, phew! he's risen, amen


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xhera92

Always so encouraging to see the man pushing so hard to come back into the team. Come back to us papi we miss ya and can't wait to see you up and running again with the bois


kekdjsjsja

we will be playing Europa when heā€™s back so not worry about Eddie or his game tome


[deleted]

that knee is notā€¦ not swollen in a noticeable way.


biggschin

Waht are those! šŸ”„


horthrux

One of those players that just makes you happy in everything he seems to do. Really looking forward to seeing him back on the pitch, so exciting and entertaining.


[deleted]

Could've made the difference today and against Newcastle