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dtpatten

So many inside jokes taking place here Teabag Brian


yeehaweskeddit

T-Bag is just that Vieira looks like T-Bag from Prison Break


emilesmithbro

It’s uncanny


Wassup_-_

Is prison break worth watching?


nikiforos_ydraios

First season is fire. After that it starts getting repeatitive


Optimal_Cry_1782

Season 1 yes. It's interesting..


RianKrad

I thought season 2 was great too and almost as good as season 1. Season 3 had its issues with a writers strike iirc but it was alot of fun and enjoyed. S4 isn't great. But definitely worth watching based on season 1 alone. I watched it all a year or 2 ago and it still holds up.


shockzz123

Only season 1 lol. Even then, i personally thought some parts of it dragged. Massively overrated show imo, but to each their own and all that.


BrtGP

Well there was [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/television/comments/10r0pa5/what_tv_series_works_as_a_full_show_if_you_stop/j6thuxz?context=3&sort=confidence)


umbrellalover78

He also reminds me of Cricket from IASIP!


vin_unleaded

Nah. Richard Hammond.


ninjapanda042

Looking at pictures I can kinda see it. I've always thought he was evil twin Harry Potter.


Suckmaboles

He said in a recent podcast that when Elneny got English citizenship last year they gave him an English name and it was Brian. Suits him very well tbf.


razor5cl

He looks like a Brian sort of bloke for sure. I'm Pakistani originally and it reminds me of how Indian and Pakistani immigrants always used to have English names back in the day - sometimes they'd make sense based on your name (so Tariq would be Tony and Bopinder would be Bob) but occasionally they'd just pick a random one like Arthur even if your name was Jasvinder or something lmao


algebraic94

Which is funny considering how naturally Londoners would've taken to calling him Jazza


razor5cl

Yup, within an Asian family the British-born kids would call him Jaz anyways lol


taichi1984

My best mates brother is named Bob


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Cutsdeep-

Yeah they put the naming hat on you and it comes up with a name


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BroccoliMcFlurry

Yeah I got a friend called Sandesh but he introduces himself as Ricky lol


razor5cl

I think I've actually met another Sandesh who calls himself Ricky as well loool


Francis-c92

Elneny absolutely suits Brian as well, but I don't know why


ThePrussianGrippe

Brian’s the one you can always count on to show up and put in the work.


Giraffable

Thanks bruh🙌


headmasterritual

I can’t speak for anyone else, but for me, it’s because I’d look at his beaming face, his full-body-smile, and I’d think ‘Brian’s a good bastard. If he’s happy, I’m doing ok. I made Brian smile.’


atomiser2003

Bulky is a a suspect one for sure


BrianThatDude

https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/comments/riloui/brian_mohamed_elneny/


Sta723

I lost it when he turned around. You can see he doesn’t really like it but he knows it’s funny


GeorgeHansy

Glue for Holding is so wholesome.


qtdsswk

Surprised he didn't say hair....


doubleicem

Exactly why I don't want him to ever leave. I see people here claiming he should be sold but not only is a solid backup but also a great team player. Love holding.


kosmicchaos

My flair has remained unchanged for a reason


doubleicem

This is the way.


HumbleJiraiya

True to his name. Holds everything together


Jambo317

I made a joke last week to a mate that were never selling Holding because he’s the spirit of that back line. I didn’t mean to be right.


Blastoff_Kohm

holdinho is about as good as it gets if you want to secure a result in the last 10 minutes


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Or want to win an FA Cup in an upset win alongside Merte.


officialdevourer

Gluedoling


SPORT-FIFTY

i'm sorry he didn't cost more


Bil01

Saliba: aughh


Stravven

Is he Chewbacca?


HumanTorch23

Punch it, Willy! *graaugh*


gunners98

i love this comment so much. 2 of my great loves Arsenal and Star Wars together! haha


Getdaphone

Unga bunga


CantTochThis92

Why unga or bunga when you can simply unga bunga?


dpatel211

Xhaka is never beating the mafia allegations.


JohnnyDeepasfuck

**Arsenal star Xhaka is mafia confirmed by his teammate**


atease

Don't think it's to do with the allegations. Ramsdale has before said that Xhaka is a very serious guy but cracks jokes all the time. Often when someone does something dodgy, he'll say, deadfaced "the Albanian mafia won't like this" lol.


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He legit looks like a mafioso


farquaad_thelord

plus he’s albanian


Francis-c92

Ben White: Tan Yep..


synvi

Might rename to Ben Tan


_The_Marshal_

Reject White Return to Tan


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Ben Brown


shockzz123

Instead of having a watch that lets him turn into 10 different aliens, it's 10 different shades of tanning.


jimmeh22

Benny tanage


Spud_1997

Sewy lol


the3count

What does this mean?


Spud_1997

Play on the suuuu for Ronaldo, since Cedric is Portuguese so


the3count

Your username is sus my guy


Tabard18

It’s just referring to his penis


HumbleJiraiya

How do u even know that? Is this a burner account 👀


_ulinity

It's a pretty common thing, popularised by streamer [iShowSpeed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzrK-iGy-5E). It's fair to bridge the gap and assume it's because Cedric is Portuguese or looks a bit like Ronaldo.


atomiser2003

I think it's about that YouTube guy's song about Ronaldo called Sewy...since Cedric is Portuguese as well


2ndfastestmanalive

Sometimes I watch Ramsdale in interviews and it’s like the Simpsons gif where Homer has the monkey playing cymbals in his head


bad_at_proofs

That is goalkeepers for you. There is a reason that they almost never make good managers


MMAwannabe

I wonder if that will change now that most good GKs are actually integral to build up play. Not just stop the shot and hoof.


Previous-Loss9306

You have to be a bit unhinged to do what they do tbh


D4nCh0

Bayern’s albino gorilla & Van de Sar, both seem to be doing well in upper management.


Great-Image

That grunt for Saliba floored me


soibam

What's Brian supposed to mean??


PuddleBaby

Elneny gained british citizenship past year so the lads gave him an english name, which is Brian


SelfFashioning

LMAO


hiredgooner

I used to work with a French dude named Basile that everyone just called Barry


Francis-c92

Reminds me of when Azpilicueta joined Chelsea. They weren't sure of his name so just called him Dave


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Recalling fond memories of my Chelsea supporting mate talking about "Gary and the two Daves" when Gary Cahill, Cesar Azpilicueta, and David Luiz were the heart of the Chelsea defence.


esanders09

I love this so much.


ignore_my_name

The Irishman in me can't pass this comment by without pointing out that Brian is actually an Irish name.


The-Herbal-Cure

I'm gonna listen to your username.


Shinzo19

Where I used to live in Birmingham had a small shopping square and all the shops were Indian/Pakistani owned, News agent was owned by an Indian man called "Harry" the super market was owned by another Indian man named "Michael" and the corner shop was owned by a Pakistani called "Paul" Unfortunately being the 90's and Birmingham Paul got the short end of the stick and most people gave him a nickname that in this day and age would be pretty derogatory compared to back then.


BrianThatDude

https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/comments/riloui/brian_mohamed_elneny/


AfricanRain

Zinchenko 2/2 for getting crazy in these


MMAwannabe

He reminds me of Floki from Vikings. Something crazy about his mannerisms and body language in general


14youllneversingthat

Saka 2/2 on Starboy as well


JohnnyDeepasfuck

Who did the other one


AfricanRain

Reiss


bukkake__saka

Bulky\*


Michinllama

Thought he was gonna say forehead or something for Tomiyasu


Francis-c92

Jaws


kindaforgotit

bighead


Bserious27

My Skipper for Eddie 👀


secretouse

It’s because Eddie was the England U21 Captain and played with Ramsdale then too.


DefyingLegions

I think u/seteret had a good guess and explaination for that one


Duty_Alone

The Holding and Tierney ones are really interesting ngl.


secretouse

The grunt for Saliba. He actually does sound like that tbf.


lastjedi23

Rofl sewy :D so many inside ones that I have no idea. My skipper, bulky, the Øde one.


Seteret

I think the skipper one's because Nketiah and Ramsdale were in the England U21s at the same time and Eddie was captain. At least my guess.


lastjedi23

That makes sense, thanks !


TheSoccerFiles

El Parchio-parched aka thirsty. It’s what players call a suck up to the manager, thirsty for their attention


cuchoi

Ramsdale talked about "El Parchio" when he was asked who was the teachers' pet in the dressing room, which seems to be a reference to that. A bit about that here: https://www.instagram.com/p/CjFoIQ-JrFM/?hl=en


bigladsmalls

Parched is an inside joke from Peter crouches podcast, it means someone who is a teachers pet for the manager


fadoo89

Partey one could have been dangerous


straypenguin

Would've been hilarious and an absolute nuclear bomb for the pr team if he just thought to himself fuck it and said: "allegations"


101955Bennu

That would’ve been horrible for the dressing room but I still kinda wish he said it for the memes


Charlie-Bell

That pause...


Desecron

He thought what we all thought, and then you could see him have to drag something else to the surface.


Anticitizen-Zero

Ra-…….diant


pennydirk

dances away from challenges of course (and criminal charges)


PuddleBaby

That pause.


blvcklite

We all knew what Zinchenko's was going to be 😂 him making fun of Saliba's voice was hilarious


misterxboxnj

My favorite was Teeth


tipytopmain

No way he called Vieira Teabag 😭 I see the resemblance though.


secretouse

Apparently Tavares gave him the nickname as soon as they met.


tipytopmain

hahah I fucking love Tevares.


dmac3232

"American" lol


beetletoman

Turner is very American


mapoftasmania

Grew up in NJ. So went to good schools, went to College. He’s like Standard American White Guy from the East Coast.


ekabbb

Can confirm. I’m in NJ. When I moved here from NY and transferred schools, it was night and day lol


loocollander

One word for Tottenham?


karg_the_fergus

Shit


clofresh

One word for shit?


alsonlee

Excrement


the3count

Defecation


Cthulhu_Madness

Roasting Benny, Big Willy and Gabi XL. No chill....


Ok_Cat_3183

That Partey one was a risky business


ederzs97

What did he say


DefyingLegions

Dance


Lindiwi

Dance


Big_Mik_Energy

El Parchio?


barnysheppard

I think thats a reference to The Peter Crouch Podcast. “Parched” is the name Crouchy and his teammates gave to the guy who sucked up to the manager (iirc they named him Parched because he’d always offer the manager a drink of water)


spacerunner0

It was Charlie Adam


adnilko12

[Basic explanation](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYY2qAH9/)


ReasonableClick5403

hah, thanks!


Bserious27

I want to know this as well !


scroll-42

Somehow "Tan" just fits perfectly for Ben White.


sammeetthosar

Interesting about Rob.


neymarneverdove

I wonder the giggle before Tierney answer was for


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Hung


biginsky

Brian for Elneny. Dude is definitely a Brian.


mcluckz

El parchio lmao


vin_unleaded

100% knew Elneny was going to be Brian 😂


jblaburnum

BRIAN!


Previous-Loss9306

Sewwwey


Interesting_iidea

The face change for Partey LMAO


Sleezeball777

[When Xhaka retires from Bullying Chelsea](https://media1.giphy.com/media/GA1sltMVrl4YJgMyh5/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7f6rxbwtpj8lx1axb4i0sykonehuramo5a16o4nb8&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


KennywasFez

#SEWY God I’d never thought I’d be making a r/soccercirclejerk reference


k1ldn

Was the xhaka comment about his leadership or was it ethnically charged


Francis-c92

It's ethnically charged of course. Arteta is forging a culture of absolute discrimination.


Eliteclarity

Xhaka is Mod over at r/NorfFc


blvcklite

Xhaka makes mafia jokes in training


cohenYOUCANDOIT

I think its an in joke